Queen of Parties

by HeartfireFirebrand

Chapter 12: The Council Meeting

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Pinkie wakes as she, she hears Luna tell her across the Hive Mind “We have to get ready for the meeting.”

Pinkie replied “I’ll have a shower and then I’ll be right there.” Pinkie hopped into her shower, it was powered by the underground bore water that was heated by a turbine that was also powered by the water, it was far from efficient but with the cave limited resources and the lack of resources the hive received, due to heavy blocking by certain bigoted nobles. Pinkie cleaned herself up and galloped out of the room before taking flight.

She sighed, she new her mother was at odds with Celestia after the incident, as well as Luna and Celestia not being on good speaking terms. She also should have checked up on Applejack and Fluttershy as well, she had so much to do and so little time. She arrived at the dock besides Luna who was watching carefully. Several airships landed, each one was a different colour. Pinkie noticed that a group of yellow changelings with griffon like wings trotted out. Their queen shouted “Hurry up you useless feather brains.”

Their Queen smirked as she flew towards Pinkie “I’m Queen Gale Wind, Queen of the Foul Storms, what are you Queen of Cotton Candy?”

Pinkie laughed as gravity inverted itself and the Queen slammed into the ceiling. Pinkie smirked at the snarling Queen “I'm Queen Pinkie Pie, Queen of Chaos and Laughter.”

Another Queen smiled as she approached Pinkie, her Chitin was blue and covered in scars, her tail was fish like, she said “I’m glad someling finally put her in her place, I’m Queen Aquamarine, Queen of the Sealings.”

Pinkie smiled “It’s a pleasure.”

A Red Queen stepped forward, unlike the previous two this one stood equal to her in height and was very well muscled. Pinkie smiled “I assume you from the Dragon lands.”

The Red Queen grinned “Correct, I’m Queen of War, Carnage.” Queen Carnage headbutted Pinkie.

Luna growled until Pinkie laughed as she headbutted Queen Carnage back. Pinkie smiled “I’m no slouch either.”

Queen Carnage smiled “Good, you have some spine unlike most of the sissy Queens that make up this council.”

The next Queen was green, she frowned “I’m Queen Emerald, Queen of the Forests and Stealth. You shouldn’t have revealed yourselves.”

Pinkie grimaced “I was in a rather precarious position, if you have a choice of starving your hive or revealing yourself what would you choose?”

The last one of course was black. Pinkie said “It’s good to see you, sister.”

The Black Queen snarled “I’m Queen Dismay, Queen of Fear, you will fear me.”

Pinkie laughed “Chaos fears nothing except complete order, you are not scary.” Queen Dismay grimaced in response. Pinkie then said “Well now that all the Queens are here, let’s head to the Night Spire.”

Luna and Pinkie guided the Queen to the large dark blue spire which clashed with the pink around it. The guest Queens grimace at the clash of colours as well as all the pink. They entered the spiral and the guest Queen were awestruck, several high pillars where each Queen could sit each glowing in the darkness. All the Queens took their positions, Queen Dismay asked “Where is our mother, she must pay for her crimes?”

Pinkie said “She not allowed to leave the castle without a Royal Escort according to Equestrian law. It is out of our hooves.”

Queen Carnage frowned “She is a criminal and to be arrested.”

Pinkie sighed “She is really in a bad mood, let’s being drugged and used as a sex toy isn’t pleasant.”

Queen Aquamarine snarled “Who’d do that to a queen, do they any clue who they are messing with?”

Pinkie said “Celestia did it.”

The Queens gasped “Celestia did it, what if she decides to do it to the rest of us.”

Luna said firmly “I will stop her if she tries.”

Pinkie asked “So now that that has been covered, what now.”

Queen Emerald snarled “Well, the obvious sin of revealing yourself to another race, you have broke our sacred covenant .”

Pinkie snarled back “It also states that we must put our hives needs first and foremost, I made the necessary choice. The original plan was we were hidden and only Celestia, Luna and I would know about us.”

Queen Emerald scowled “Celestia still would have known about you, that is a no go.”

Pinkie roared “Do you think I could hide from her forever, that would have been impossible, you know that.”

Queen Carnage said “I find it odd the changelings that can generate their own love need Equestria so much.”

Pinkie shook her head “Yes but our young need easily 10 times the normal amount and even worse a queen will need easily 100 times more than an average queen to reach maturity, also I will send some love through the hive mind mailing system to each major hive to keep you from invading Equestria.”

Queen Gale Wind said “Very well, I’ll accept those terms, you have surprised me at your knowledge of these matters.”

Pinkie smiled “I am capable of diplomacy, just never needed it before.” Pinkie then asked “Are the other Queens all okay with this?” The others queens nodded, Pinkie could tell that Emerald and Dismay however weren’t happy about it.

Pinkie asked “So do we have any more affairs to discuss.”

Queen Carnage said “I’m having problems with dragons crossing my borders. I could use some additional forces.” Pinkie sighed as she knew what was coming.

Queen Emerald snarled “You didn’t help me with my parasprite issue.”

Queen Carnage snarled “That’s only because you didn’t agree with my methods.”

Queen Emerald snarled “You were going to napalm the entire forest with fire magic.”

Queen Gale Wind said “You two should stop arguing?”

Queen Carnage snarled “This is coming from the Changeling Queen who pissed off the dragons and now I’m stuck dealing with your mess.”

Queen Gale Wind snarled “We should be the dominant species on this planet, we are the strongest and most adaptable, we can adapt to any environment imaginable.”

Pinkie roared “Enough, first yes we can adapt to any environment but we’ll never be as adapted as the natural species that live there, Queen Carnage has very strong Changelings but none could match up to the raw power of a dragon, Queen Emerald’s hunters are masters of camouflage but can’t match the shifting manticore who can become indistinguishable from the environment even while moving. Even Galewind’s flight orientated Changelings can’t match up to the raw flight power of the local Rocs.”

Queen Dismay snarled “How do you know this?”

Pinkie said “I did my research on your hives before you came here. Now I’ll organise a diplomatic meeting with the dragons and sort that out, in the meantime Queen Carnage you will give reparations to Queen Emerald for essentially threatening to burn the forest. You will give her 1000 love pods as reparations.”

Queen Carnage snarled “I don’t get that much love you know, that’s an entire years worth.”

Pinkie said “Well all the hives will receive 3000 pods worth from my hive by next week so quit your whining.” The other Queens gasped at the amount they would get.

Pinkie said “I have equivalent of 2 million pods worth stored and I get anywhere between 20000 and 50000 pods a week depending on how many parties my changelings throw.” Pinkie then said “Now Queen Gale Wind you will pay 10000 pods to Queen Carnage for the dragon attack.”

The Queen was about argue but Pinkie growled “There is no debate, you will do those, your getting off light considering Queen Carnage has been hard pressed by the dragons her hive has halves in size since then and you know what that means. She has lost easily half of her stockpile, this will allow her to rebuild.”

Queen Aquamarine smiled “Finally, we actually have a successful meeting. Usually we just end up in arguing contest and nothing gets done, you really are good at this.

Pinkie said “Everything is sorted so you can go back to your ships.”

As the Queens left, Queen Carnage laughed “I thought we’d be here all week, yet the new Queen got us out under a day. I hate these meetings it’s boring.”

Luna said “I’m glad that went so well, you did really well.”

Pinkie smiled at Luna “I learned from the best.” She felt the entire castle shake, Pinkie grumbled “What now, I thought we wouldn’t have any more problems.”


Author's Note

Next Chapter well the honeymooners are going to return and well they aren't going to be happy

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