Clash of the Legends

The sound of a roaring crowd arose the four Solar and Lunar guards from their sleep, though three only for a few seconds before they rolled over and went back to sleep.. Serrated Edge clambered out of bed, and stepped onto the lower bunk. Being careful not to wake Glinting Spear up, he began poking Shining Armor in the snout in the hopes of waking him up.

"El Tee. El Tee. El Tee. El Tee. El Tee. El Tee." he repeated as he pushed his grey hoof into Shining Armor's white snout. Eventually, after roughly 150 pokes, Shining stirred and crinkled his snout as he let out a low moan. "Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up..." Serrated continued.

"Mmm..." Glinting smiled below the bunk. "Pancakes..." she sighed before rolling over again.

"Planning on waking her up any time soon?" a voice suddenly said behind him. Serrated Edge slipped over and landed on his rump, startled. Seeing Scorch barely awake, he relaxed a bit before sighing. "Nah. You?"

"Nope." Scorch attempted to extend his neck, but cursed when a loud *click* was heard. Serrated just laughed loudly, waking up the other two.

"What are you two doing this early?" Glinting asked as she rubbed the black bags under her golden eyes.

"Go on Serrated," Scorch laughed. "Tell Pancakes what you were doing."

She blushed furiously, her white cheeks turning deep crimson.

"Well, Miss Maple Syrup, we were waking up Shining so he could hear the crowd outside." Serrated answered.

"Crowd?" Glinting asked, getting out of bed. She approached the curtains, and parted them slightly before whipping them shut again as her eyes adjusted to the flashes of cameras. "Crowd." she whimpered as she fell back into bed.

"What's going on?" asked Shining Armor.

"There's a crowd outside." replied Scorch as he began performing a spontaneous eye test on Glinting. "Cameras. They probably heard about...later. Or Aerlion last night." He grinned.

"What did he do?" Serrated, Shining, and Glinting asked simultaneously.

"Shagged Celestia. Flirted with her. Maybe more."

All 3 faces went white with shock, before Glinting finally grabbed Serrated by the shoulders.

"We're gonna be executed." She cried. "Best enjoy life." she purred in Serrated's ear before finally locking lips with him. He flailed his hooves around and let out a muffled cry, before finally beginning to enjoy it. Shining and Scorch stared at this 'You-can't-rape-the-willing' moment, before facehoofing and approaching the curtains. They both slipped beside the wall, before Shining opened one curtain.

He was sure it was dark, as it was 3:00 in the morning in summer, but it was nearly impossible to tell as cameras flashed in front of the window. 4 daring pegasi paparazzi had flown up to the window, waiting for the right moment to snap some photos. Below, however, 40000 paparazzi were clicking with cameras and hoping to get better photos. Shining recoiled, slipped behind the curtains, and levitated some spare blankets over the curtain rail, blocking the camera flashes.

"Yeah." Scorch said. "Now may not be the best time to say Luna...attempted to hypnotize me on the balcony..."

"What?!"

"She succeeded."

"...Cool."