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Clash of the Legends

by Okhlahoma Beat-Down
A trio of moronic, incompetent guards have a fall out with the three princesses. Combat ensues.

After a large argument between Princesses Luna, Celestia, and Cadence, three idiots step in. After they sort out the troubles, the monarchs' suddenly playful moods result in a contest to be settled in Canterlot's training arena. The teams have one week to prepare for a stun round battle. But not only are the mares cheerful, they're also in the mood for something else…

Believe me, this'll suck.

Plus, the photo was done on PAINT! Everybrony knows I'm poor, now shut up.

PS: There is to be no clop. Lord-High King Okhlahoma Beat-Down decrees it. Now fetch us thine hot beverage.

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35695 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
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31 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: If only they actually helped... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    877
  2. Chapter 2: That REALLY didn't help. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    988
  3. Chapter 3: The Horn(y) of War 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1391
  4. Chapter 4: Help? I ain't got time to help. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1087
  5. Chapter 6: Helper Armor is for Pussies 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1102
  6. Chapter 7: I said-a help, a-hop, help-help-a-hop... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    717
  7. Chapter 8: Paparazzi who try and help oughta shampoo my crotch. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    536
  8. Chapter 9: Current Objective: Help [MISSION FAILED] 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1298
  9. Chapter 10: Not my words 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    652
  10. Chapter 11: This chapter was written at 4:24 in the mrning, and was powered by PEALZ 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    949
  11. Chapter 12: I've run out of puns involving the word 'Help'. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1277
  12. Chapter 13: Seriously, I can't think of any. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1067
  13. Chapter 14: Teamkilling doesn't help. WOOHOO! I THOUGHT OF A CRAPPY PUN 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    820
  14. Chapter 14: This is Shining Armor. Twily, I might not be able to help you ever again. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    587
  15. Chapter 15: Escape before Help cannot Help. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    758
  16. Chapter 25: Or is it chapter 16? Psychological warfare, bwuhahaha. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1487
  17. Chapter -ERROR-: You're so BUCKED, Scorch. Accept me as your savior! Let me be RESPAWNED! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    662
  18. Chapter @%: You are a horrible person. That's what I said: a horrible person. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    763
  19. Chapter 173: War has Rules 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    879
  20. Chapter 9.9.9.9.9.9: Capture means death. Death means no respawn. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1249
  21. Chapter 18: Assaulting the Assaultee of Assaulted Help 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1303
  22. Chapter 21: Reunion of the Helpless 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1728
  23. Chapter 23: Spy in our midst...against everypony 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2228
  24. Chapter 23: KIA, MIA, nopony knows. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2168
  25. Chapter 24: Inconsistency 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2015
  26. Chapter 25: Le sexy blue eyes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1139
  27. Chapter 2-Aaah, buck it. Cadence loses it. There. Sorted. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    874
  28. Luna goes loopy, Shining snaps, Cadence cracks, Scorch submits. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1691
  29. Let's break all 6 of them. - Architect's view 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    582
  30. Return 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2019
  31. Once more unto the breach...the breach being hundreds of clones. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    802