Captain Deadpool: QuillVerse IV

"-Christ" said the guy in WarMachine armor. "A fucking Deadpool Displaced?, Seriously? Im gonna have a headache by the time this is over" he said.

"Damn right you will" i said.

"I've already had to deal with him for almost two hours" said Barricade. "I just want the multiverse to hurry up and get Charels here so this can be over" he said.

"Im not that annoying am i?" I asked.

"Yes you are" said Lulu.

"And twenty times more inappropriate" said Sun Butt.

"Nobody asked you Sun Butt" i said.

"Oh God, its gonna be one of those days" said the guy in- you know what fuck that, his names Thomas, the guy in the WarMachine armor's name is Thomas.

"I feel your pain Thomas" said Barricade.

"I bet you do Nathan, i bet you do" said Thomas.

"Anyway, shall we get a move on?" I asked.

"Yeah sure, Thomas gets shotgun" said Barricade.

"Darn/Damn it!" Pinks and I yelled.

"Go with them, make sure they dont destroy my car" said Barricade.

"You got it Hoss" said Thomas as him, me and Pinks left for Barricades alt mode.

"I am so sorry for there behavior" said Barricade to Sun Butt and Lulu as he started to leave.

"Today's been really weird" said Lulu.

"That it has Lulu, that it has" said Sun Butt.

*In Barricade's Car*

"It's still weird" said Thomas.

"What is?" Asked Pinks.

"Being inside Nathan" said Thomas.

"OK, that sounds weird no matter who it comes from" said Barricade.

"I dont doubt it" i said.

"So, what you been up to sense last we saw each other?" Asked Thomas looking at Barricade.

"Not much, its been a day for me sense we meet Charels" said Barricade. "How bout you?" He asked looking at Thomas.

"Its only been a day for me as well" said Thomas. "Wonder if its gonna be the same or Charels" he said.

"It probably will" i said.

"I hate to say this, but your right Deadpool" said Barricade.

"What's your real name anyway?" Asked Thomas.

"Peter" i said. "Peter Quill" i continued, a look of shock, concern, and realization all raped into one crossing both Barricade and Thomas faces.

"Thomas Quill" said Thomas.

"Nathan Quill" said Barricade, i got the same look under my mask.

"I bet Charels last name is Quill as well" i said.

"How the hell do we all have the same last name?" Asked Thomas.

"The better question is how the hell did we not know each other before we where Displaced if we all have the same last name?" Asked Barricade.

"Multiverse" said a voice coming from Thomas's armor.

"Who the fuck is the sexy sounding lady?, And ware is she?" I asked.

"My name is Karen, i am Thomas's A.I." said the voice coming from Thomas's armor. "And im not interested Mr. Pool" she continued.

"Well fuck you to bitch" i said.

"Anyway, i was saying that you all have the same name and didn't know each other before Displacement because of the multiverse" said Karen. "All of you are from different Earth's" she continued. "And if my theory is right, your all the same person from different Earths" she finished.

"Parallel versions of each other?" Asked Barricade.

"Precisely" said Karen.

"So... you two are me?" I asked pointing to Barricade and Thomas. "And im you?" I asked.

"If my theory is right, yes" said Karen.

"That... actually makes sense" said Barricade.

"And explains a lot" said Thomas.

"So the multiverse has something planed for four different versions of the same person Displaced as four different characters?" I asked. "Sounds needlessly complicated" i said.

"There is actually one problem with that theory" said Barricade.

"What is that Nathan?" Asked Karen.

"Charels 'said' that he saw someone else get Displaced before him" said Barricade. "We got Displaced by the same Displacer, or at least someone dressed as the same character" he continued.

"Maybe he saw a different version of you geting Displaced for a different destiny" said Thomas.

"So, where definitely all from different universes, but versions of me and Thomas exist on Barricades Earth" i said. "That is needlessly complicated" i continued.

"I have to agree with you Petey" said Pinks.

"Im also gonna agree with that sentiment" said Thomas.

"As am i" said Barricade.

"So we all agree this convoluted plot are author is writing right now is totally asinine?" I asked.

"Yes" said Pinks.

"I did not follow any of that" said Thomas.

"I understood it, wish i didn't" said Barricade.

"So the other Nathan Charels saw get Displaced, what do we think his destiny is?" Asked Thomas.

"Maybe he's evil and our destiny is for the good versions of our selfs to fight the evil ones" I said.

"That..." said Barricade at a loss for words.

"... Sounds awesome!" Yelled Thomas.

"Damn right it does!" I yelled high fiveing Thomas. "MOTHERFUCKER!, What is that suit made out off?!?" I asked holding my hand in pain.

"Vibranium" said Thomas.

"Sense when do you have a vibranium suit?" Asked Barricade.

"Shuri made it for me when i became second in command of the Wakandan army" said Thomas.

"Has Black Panther happened already?" Asked Barricade.

"No, but it will very soon" said Thomas.

"How long has it been sense Civil War?" I asked.

"Five days, two more to go" said Thomas.

"Well, good luck with that" i said. "Hey, did a guy cosplaying The Tinkerer Displace you as well?" I asked.

"Yes..." said Thomas. "I think the same guy is Displacing all of us, just dressing differently" he continued. "A trans former for Nathan and Charels, a supervillian for me and you" he finished as a gun crashed into the windshield.

"SON OF A BITCH!" Yelled Barricade as he got out of the car and touched the gun. "This better be Charles's token or im gonna be pissed" he said as a portal opened and SoundWave from TF Prime walked out.

"Lucky us, i did not want to deal with a pissed of Ex-Con" i said, getting nods from Pinks and Thomas in agreement. "Welcome to my universe Charels" i said as i got out of the car and walked over to Barricade, Pinks and Thomas not far behind.

To be continued...