Captain Deadpool: QuillVerse IV

'Great, a Deadpool Displaced' thought SoundWave.

"Hey!, I resemble that remark" i said.

'Right, Deadpool... can read what im thinking, fucking perfect' thought SoundWave.

'Sup guys?' SoundWave signed to Barricade and Thomas.

"Not much Charels, its only been a day for both of us sense our last meeting" said Barricade.

'Same' signed SoundWave.

"And i haven't saved Wakanda yet before you ask, thats still two days away" said Thomas. "Wasn't expecting to be summoned again so soon" he continued.

"The author did" i said. "But he's way ahead of schedule, which is good for him, not so much for us and his/our stories" i continued.

'Im gonna ignore all of what you just said' signed SoundWave.

"Im cool with that" i said.

"OK... four down, three to go" said Barricade.

"What happens after we all meet up?" Asked Thomas.

'Well, what ever our destiny calls for really' signed SoundWave.

"Im getting really tired of reading your hands" i said, getting the finger in return.

'We had to get stuck with a Deadpool Displaced didn't we?' Signed SoundWave.

"Destiny man..." said Barricade.

"...Its a bitch" said Thomas.

'Aint that the truth' signed SoundWave.

"You three are perfectly in sync... its scary" i said.

"I can get me and Thomas being in sync because of how long we've actually known each other" said Barricade.

"But not Charels... we meet him yesterday" said Thomas.

'It is a bit weird isn't it?' Signed SoundWave.

"You got that right Wave" i said.

"Anyway, whats up with you Charels?" Asked Barricade.

'Well sense last we meet, i revealed what a Displaced actually is to Octavia, Vinyl, and Knockout' signed SoundWave. 'I've killed an insecticon' he continued. 'And I've reviled myself to the inter planet' he finished.

"YOU WHAT?!?" Yelled Barricade.

'I had to to save Fluttershy' signed SoundWave.

"Well then, you had a good reason" said Thomas.

"Primus help me, i hope my world never finds out about transformers" said Barricade.

"Why?" I asked.

"Have you seen Transformers four or five?" Asked Barricade.

"That's... a good point" said Thomas.

'Yeah, it is' signed SoundWave.

"Am i missing something here?" I asked.

"In Transformers four and five humanity hates Decepticons and Autobots alike" said Barricade.

"Oh... oh shit" i said.

"Now hes got it" said Thomas.

'Just took him a minute' signed SoundWave.

"Why do you guys always pick on Pooly?" Asked Pinks scaring the shit out of Barricade, SoundWave, and Thomas, who all forgot she was there. Which of course made me fall on the floor laughing.

"Fuck Pinkie, dont do that" said Barricade.

"Like, ever" said Thomas.

"Okie Dokie Lokie" said Pinks.

'Why was that so terrifying?' Signed SoundWave.

"Why was that so fucking funny?" I asked as i stood up.

"Fuck you Peter" said Barricade.

"Fuck you to Barricade" i said.

"His names Nathan" said Thomas.

"First off: no one fucking asked you Tom. Second off: hes name was Nathan, its Barricade now" i said.

'So your always gonna call me SoundWave?' Signed SoundWave.

"Yep" i said.

'Fair enough' signed SoundWave.

"My names Thomas" said Thomas.

"I know, just wanted to piss you off, kinda what i do best" i said.

"I really fucking hate you" said Thomas.

"Get in line" i said.

"This is just great" said Barricade sarcastically. "At least where geting our differences out of the way now so there not a problem later" he continued.

'Like in Marvels The Avengers?' Signed SoundWave.

"Yeah pretty much" said Barricade.

"We better not call our team the avengers" said Thomas.

"We wont" i said.

"Of course you would know" said Thomas.

"You know i dont gotta put up with your shit" I said. "Thomas, our contract is complete" i continued as a portal opened behind him.

"Good fucking riddance" said Thomas. "Goodbye Nathan, Goodbye Charels, tell next time" he said walking through the portal, said portal closing afterwards.

"Well then..." said Barricade.

'...That happened' signed SoundWave.

"Now, either one of you want to piss me off?" I asked.

"Want to?, No" said Barricade.

'Will we before we leave?, probably' signed SoundWave.

"Fair enough" i said.

'What do we do now?' Signed SoundWave.

"No clue, but whatever it is its most likely gonna be weird as hell" said Barricade.

"That sounds factually accurate" i said.

"Lets go introduce SoundWave to my other friends" said Pinks slightly scaring SoundWave and Barricade.

"How do we keep forgetting shes here?" Asked Barricade.

'No idea, lets just try to remember to not do it again' signed SoundWave.

"I can agree to that" said Barricade.

'Ware are you friends?' Signed SoundWave to Pinks.

"Well given the time of day, id say there all at the mall" said Pinks as SoundWave opened a portal.

'Then lets go' signed SoundWave as Pinks ran through the portal.

"Better go after her" said Barricade as he disappeared and his car transformed.

'Let's go' signed SoundWave as him, me, and Barricade walked through the portal, it closing afterwards.

*Canterlot Mall*

"Why did you come out of a portal?" Asked Rainbow.

"SoundWave made it" i said as me, SoundWave, and Barricade came out of the portal.

"Not this guy again" said AJ.

"Fuck you to Apple" i said.

"Peter! Be nice to the young lady" said Barricade.

"Fuck you Barricade" i said.

"You want me to kick your ass, cuss ill kick your ass" said Barricade.

'Anyway, nice to meet you lady's' signed SoundWave. 'My names SoundWave' he continued.

"Nice to meet you SoundWave" said Twilight. "My names-" she tried to continue before getting cut off.

'I know all your names' signed SoundWave.

"Of course you do" said Sunset.

"Well this little adventure has been fun, but im ready to leave" said Barricade.

"Barricade, our contract is complete" i said as a portal opened behind him and as he walked through he said...

"See ya later Charels" said Barricade.

'Later Nathan' signed SoundWave as the portal closed.

"You sticken around Wave?" I asked.

'I would, but i think it best i leave' signed SoundWave.

"If thats what you want" i said. "SoundWave, our contract is complete" i said as a portal opened behind him and he walked through it, the portal closing afterwards. "Finale, things can go back to singular Displaced normality" i said trying not to laugh and failing, Pinks failing along with me.

"Great, hes our problem again" said Rarity.

To be continued... (not by another crossover)