"Why can't I just return to my gems?"

So says Icetra, a youngling who just can't catch a break with the Omniverse playing hackey sack on - well, him. Abhorrent horrors, random and comical situations, and just plain cruel scenarios appear in the life of this child. Now he must endure the horrid cliche of amnesia as well adjust to the strange and 'pony' world known as Ether.

But all that remains of Ether is just calm seas, some islands, and the continent known as Equestria, The Home of the Al - oh man! I almost spoiled it! Gigglesnort!

Oh, but what are my manners? Welcome intrepid traveler, to the Unknown. Well, it's called something else but there's no need for someone to know its true face. You call me - the Narrator. Cliche, I know. But bear with me~

Now where I was I? Oh yes! -dramatic voice- Icetra has landed upon a world where miniature ponies are dominant, peace and harmony is a constant feature, and sweets apparently don't cause diabetes. Facing a dilemma that relates to his discarded memories, the hero tries his hardest to acclimate to the new world that lays before him!

...Is what I would say, but he freaking loves it! A boy that's on a unknown planet, has amnesia, and dreams of bloody and destructive battles that could make a grown man quiver, is loving this world! He's not even considering the trove of **** that's going on in his mind, or the fact he's trapped with god forbidden ponies! All he wants to do is explore, explore, and explore. Annnnd maybe raid that farm in Ponyville for those delicious apples. Oh my~ I'm starting to drool.

So now I, the Narrator, shall tell a riveting but simple tale about this naive youngling. Where choices matter, the dangers are real, and sexual demons come-a vadin'!

Welcome to the Omniverse, where exciting things are sure to happen, you naive and simple fool! Kwahahahaha!

~Art done by Qvi. Mad respect.
Will edit as I receive comments, criticism, and as time passes. Constructive criticism please!