You've Come To The Right Neighborhood

by MrWriterWriter

Princess Perv...er,Lovebutt.

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"'Princess' Cadance?" Spike blinked. "You guys have four?"

"Yep! Mi Amore Cadenza, but everypony calls me Cadance." The pink mare smirked as she crouched down by them, giving them both a view of her sex.

Spike stared. "Is...is that a piercing...??" He asked, his eyes focused on the ring of blue and green gems around her clit.

"Clip-on actually." Cadance replied, running a finger over the ring. "I'm scared to death of getting anything pointy near my lil kitty. Besides, clips are easier to swap out." She eyed Spike intently. "So, you're the reason for all the lust and desire I've been feeling since I got here." Spike turned a little red when she licked her lips. "Hm, you're definitely not a pony, but...Dancy liiike. Flutters, think I could have a taste when your done? I'll invite Gleamy if it helps."

"Wait...lust...what are you talking about?"

"Oh, heh sorry. I get kinda forward when I'm like this. My full title is 'Princess of Love, Lust, and Desire'. You've probably already met my aunt, Princess Celestia."

"Yeah, her and Luna." He frowned in contemplation. "Um, that brings up something I've been wondering since we left Canterlot. They've been rulers for a thousand years, right?"

"Basically." She replied. "Though they had a bit of falling out over something, and Luna was banished for a while. But they finally buried the hatchet a few years back."

"Right...um, if that's the case, then why aren't they still quadruped?"

"Oh, due to the circumstances of how they became Alicorns, they undergo a state of regeneration every decade or so. When that happened, whatever started causing other ponies to change affected them too."

"Ok...I guess that makes sense. Now, back to what you were saying, about lust?"

"Well, like I said in my full title; my forte is love, be it simple affection, erotic desire, primal lust, or passionate arousal. Kinda like how Aunt Celestia handles Light, The Day and The Sun. And Aunt Luna takes care of The Night, The Moon, and Dreams. Anyway, thanks to that, I can sense all that in a certain distance. When me and Gleaming dropped in this morning to spend the day with Twilight and the others, that put me close enough to sense the combined lust and desire from nearly fourteen mares."

"Oh, heh..." Fluttershy blushed.

"That much actually kinda tingles. I like it!" Cadance purred. "Also, if its strong enough, I can get a feel for just who its all directed to as well. And let me tell you; you, Mister...." She lightly tapped him on the nose. "Lit up like a store sign."

"Is...is that...good?"

"Believe me when I say if that many mares want you, the odds of you getting poached are very unlikely. So, where's a stallion like you from, anyway?"


Cadance whistled after he and Fluttershy explained things. "Wow, that's a first for me. So, you aren't sure how you got here or how to get back?"

"Nope." Spike replied, gently rubbing Fluttershy's backside once she'd finally gotten him to touch her. "I'll be an occupant of Equestria for the forseeable future."

"Twilight's letting him have one of the rooms at the palace." Fluttershy joined in, cooing softly at his touch.

"Ah, well, I'm sure you're love it here. And Ponyville finally gets a new stallion." She inhaled deeply. "Especially one that smells this nice."

"Smell...but I had a shower just a little while ago."

Cadance chuckled. "Actually, I'm talking about the ones that linger even after a bath, though washing does let your natural small come out big time. Granted some mares don't really care either way, but personally, Gleaming and I love the smell of a stallion who's gotten some recently." She took another whiff and shivered. "That one can last for days even with a bath."

"I like your scent too, Spike." Fluttershy nuzzled him, grinding against his crotch a little in the process.

"So, you planning to get big-boy here to claim you as one of his mare, Flutters?"

"I...I hope he will..."

"Can I watch?"

Spike instantly turned beet red. "W-watch??"

"Why not?"

"Uh, Fluttershy, Is...is that really common??"

"Oh yes." Fluttershy replied. "Some mares take it as not being considered attractive if you don't."

"Oh...uh, but what about you? Would you be ok...? Given that you seem, well, like the shy one of the group."

"I'm fine with it if you are." She blushed brightly, and he could feel her arousal soaking into his pants

"Let me guess, your home has rules on nudity and such, right? So it's still the adjustment stage." Cadance asked, getting a nod in return. "Well, you were digging those two mares going at it, weren't you?" She grinned when his redness deepened. "It's pretty much the same, just you're the watch-ee."

Spike gulped. They'd picked apart nearly all the doubts he could think of. "But...but what about performance anxiety? I have no idea how well I could act while being watched. That could turn me into a ball of nerves."

"Oh that's easy!" Cadence smiled. "I can get Gleaming and we'd be happy to put on a show for you to help rev things back up if you start having trouble."

This made a part of his brain shut down. If this Gleaming was anything like her...

It was then that he blurted out the first thing that came to mind. "Well, I-i wouldn't wanna intrude..."

'Ah, it's no biggie!" Cadance chirped. "Gleaming loves to have an audience too." She winked before teleporting away.

As he stared at the spot she'd been, Spike mentally asked himself, 'What have you gotten yourself into?'

"Oh my...! It's bigger than I thought!"

However, when he felt the sudden draft downstairs, along with Fluttershy squeaking in delight, his attention was shifted to the now flushed pegasus mare, looking happily at his now unzipped pants, and exposed erection.

"F-Fluttershy...?" 'How the hell did she do that without me noticcc-' His mind snagged on itself when she started to lightly stroke his shaft.

"So this is what a stallion penis feels like?" She asked, looking at him intently. "It's really stiff...and veiny." She giggled. "It's kinda cute in a way." He tensed up a little when she gave it an experimental sniff. "Smells nice too."

"Um...th-thaaaanks" He groaned when she gave the tip an experimental lick.

"Oh, Moondancer was right!" She giggled, giving his shaft a longer lick. "*lick* You are *lick* yummy!*lick*"

"Sweet beer-battered Buddha!" He moaned, his eyes rolling back a little as her licking slowly turned to sucking as she wrapped her lips around the head.

"Oh, you...you can lick me, too, if you want." She pulled up for a moment. Spike could only watch as she repositioned herself, laying down on him to give a view of her sex, inches from his face.

Spike had seen pictures of cunnilingus, but he'd always heard from people like his father, and a couple of cousins, that doing it once was enough for them. Then again, they'd told stories about meeting up with hookers, so he doubted the validity. Besides, the mound being offered to him was, in all honesty, pretty damn cute. The line of soft pink flesh in the middle of her lips glistened with her honey and looked inviting.

"If it..if it helps, Barb says I taste like banana breaah!" She cried out when she felt his tongue slide along her pussy. "Ohh...sweet C-Celestia! Spike, your tongooohhh...!"

"Hm...I'd say more like a banana split." She squealed when his tongue probed her entrance. "And I happen to enjoy banana splits." He wasn't sure how or why, but the noises she let out as he continued his attention made him feel a little bolder. With that, he did something that even surprised him.

Sitting up, which brought her lower body with him, he wrapped one arm around her waist, taking a firm hold on her rear while gently grabbing one of her breasts with the other. Taking her moans to mean he had a good hold on her, he wrapped his mouth around her mound, firmly plunging his tongue into her.

"Oh yeah...take your little mare!" She squealed, returning to her own sucking with a relish.

'Yeah, my dad and the others were full of it.' He thought, lapping away at her inner walls as she descended on him. 'She's delicious!'

Meanwhile, Fluttershy was thinking the same thing while her head bobbed up and down on her new stallion's cock, her purrs mixed with squeals and muffled moans. 'Oh Celestia...I can't believe it, I have a stallion! And his tongue is...'

"Wow! How much did we miss?" Cadance's voice returned, causing them to stop and glance her way. However, it was who she was with that had their attention. Beside her was a voluptuous, light grey unicorn mare with a light, mid, and dark blue streaked mane, wearing thigh-highs and bridal gauntlets like Cadance. Hers were black, though, and she had on a garterbelt instead of a scarf. She also had on a pair of nipple clip-ons with dangling rubies.

"Damn, babe. You weren't kidding when you said he looked tasty!" She licked her lips at the shaft halfway in Fluttershy's mouth. "Looks like Fluttershy can confirm it."

"Spike, say hello to my wife; Twilight's older sister, Gleaming Shield, Princess-Consort, former Captain of the Canterlot guard, and all-around magnificent piece of ass!"


Author's Note

So, who you wanna see go after Spike when he and Fluttershy are done?

1) Cadance
2) Gleaming Shield
3) They double-team him.

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