Celestia suddenly finds herself with a craving. Not for power, not for domination, but for chicken.

And no, she doesn't want to surround herself with the squawking imbeciles.

SHE WANTS TO C̷̥̝̲̭̼̫̭̽̉O̶͎̬̬̽̈ͯ̚N̺̹ͬ́͝S̘̖͖̩̯̳̤̐͑͛̋̊͒U̧̙̝͖̥͇̲̩̦͋́̔ͮ̃ͪ̎̋ͦ͢Ṃ̠͚͍ͬ̓͑̉̅͂̀̚͡͞E̓̇̊ͮ̽ͨ̚͝͏̙͓̯̳.̡ͦ͏͙ THEM.

Unfortunately, this goal turns out to be harder to obtain than she expected.

Obvious trollfic is obvious.