"Ugh...how the hell does weed make you feel hungover?" Anon groaned as he slowly pulled himself up into a sitting position on the bed he didn't remember getting into, in a room he didn't recognise and in pyjamas he didn't remember bringing with him. The only things that were familiar to him were the faint stench of smoked kush and the large white mare that lay on the other side of the bed, thankfully a wall of pillows was between them so any lewd considerations for them sharing the same bed were immediately dismissed, and the fact his sexual frustration was still at an all time high. "Good...still haven't stuck my dick in the Sun god horse, that's good at least..." He sighed in relief.

Celestia slowly opened her eyes and stretched herself like an oversized cat, accidentally knocking Anon off the bed when she spread out her wings.

As soon as her wing made contact with the human's face, she retracted both wings and turned around to see what she had hit. "Anonymous? What are you doing in my chambers...and in my bed...wait..." She began before looking back to her flank. After inspecting a few areas she sighed in relief. "Oh thank Faust..."

"Glad to know I'm not the only one of us that is relieved." Anon spoke with irritation as he got to his feet and rubbed where the wing had struck him.

"What? Are my flanks not desirable?" Celestia joked with puppy dog eyes and a pouted lip.

"Nah nah, you've got the fattest ass in the world, I'd just rather avoid going into a hole that countless other tourists have already explored." This earned him another smack from a wing.

Celestia shook away her blush and groaned. "What's wrong with having a frequent sex life?"

"There's a difference between having a frequent sex life and being a slut Tia." Yet another smack from the wing. "Ha! Jokes on you, I'm already becoming numb to this!"

"I could turn your dick inside out instead." Celestia stated with a smirk.

"You know that would only end in disaster for the both of us. I would go full Jack the Ripper on your ass if you did." Anon shot back with an intense glare, only to loose it as received another wing to the face. "Can we please stop abusing the human? I'm barely getting anything with my normal looks, I don't need cuts and bruises making it more difficult."

The back and forth would have continued as both parties had enough sass to fill an Oprah Winfrey audience, but luckily their little hate flirting session was halted as a loud knock at the door caught their attention.

"Who is it?" Celestia asked as she recomposed herself.

"It's Smirky Shield your highness, you two done stroking each other's hate boners yet?" The cheeky little shit asked with a chuckle.

Anons and Celestia rolled their eyes and moved towards the door. "You gonna hit him with your wing or is that a punishment reserved just for my face?"

Celestia answered his question by teleporting Smirky into the room and smacking him through the doors with her wings of karmic justice, causing him to slam into the marble wall with a loud clang.

"Well that's one day to open a door I guess."

Celestia smiled with pride as the two walked out of the room side by side, passing the recovering Smirky and heading towards the dinning hall, the munchies hitting both of them hard.

Clear Sky sat outside the dinning hall as he waited for Smirky to come back with the princess and Anonymous, hoping he wouldn't provoke them in some way, there would be enough to deal with that day without adding Smirky's antics to the mix. Of course his hopes were crushed as he heard a loud clang echo through the halls. "You had one job Smirky..."

He didn't really know why he expected anything else from his partner, of all the ponies he had to be paired with after he graduated from the Royal Gaurd Academy it had to be his annoying childhood... acquaintance. He had complained many times, even begged Celestia and Shining Armour to give him a different partner, but as it turns out, nopony else was willing to deal with Smirky's antics, and Clear was the only one that could even keep him slightly under control. They'd fire Smirky, but they were too scared to see what would happen if he wasn't under constant supervision, even his wife and foals were unhinged, all of which were on the government's watch lists.

So, Clear was stuck with two important jobs, guarding Princess Celestia, and making sure Smirky didn't go too far and potentially set the castle on fire. He's tried, he almost succeeded.

Sighing to himself, he glanced back at the door to the dining room, knowing he would be stuck with a third job, and if his interactions with Anon were anything to go by, this third job would make looking after Smirky seem like a beach side vacation. On that thought, he tried to recall the last time he did have a vacation, he could have vacation days he doesn't know about.

His thoughts were interrupted as he noticed a human hand clicking in front of his face.

"Equis to Clear Sky, you ok there buddy?" Anon asked with a raised brow, tapping the side of the guard pony's helmet.

Clear Sky shook his head and stood straight. "Yeah, yeah, I was just deep in though is all."

"What were you thinking about so intensely?" Celestia asked curiously while looking down to her personal guard.

"Just life stuff, and work stuff. Speaking of which, after we deal with what's behind these doors I want to talk to you about something important."

"What's behind the door?" Anon asked moving towards the doors, only for Clear to block his way.

"Ok, so you remember how the three of us got redonkulously high last night?" The guardspony asked with slight unease.

"What about it?" Celestia and Anon asked together with concerned tones.

"Well... While in our stoned states, we may have selected the other five Anons who are all sitting in the room behind me right now."

Anon and Celestia simultaneously face palmed.

"B-But the good news is that they're at least a bit normal, it's just one or two you may need to keep an eye on."

"Just... open the door Clear..." Anon groaned as he rubbed his temples while Celestia composed herself.

"Yes, open the door please, no use in us prolonging this. The sooner we know what we're dealing with, the better."

Clear nodded and turned to the doors, taking in a breath he pushed them open and stepped to the side. Once Anon and Celestia stepped in their eyes fell on a group of humans and, for some reason, a mare.

One of the humans appeared to be the one that Anon had dubbed "Edgy him" the night before, another seemed to exactly like Anon, except having a far more unhinged look to him. The next appeared to be a female version of Anon, who looked incredibly uncomfortable sitting next to the crazy looking Anon. Next was a human dressed in a badass suit of knight's armour, and lastly was a small green mare with curly black hair and a question mark as a cutie mark.

As Clear closed the door behind the two, all eyes fell on them. The two then awkwardly approached the table that the various Anons were occupying, examining the six newcomers carefully.

"This is so strange seeing so many of you in one place..." Celestia whispered to her human friend.

"How do you think I feel?" Anon whispered back. "At least all of them, save for that one that keeps staring at you intensely, look alright."

"Well let's introduce ourselves." The two reached the table and Celestia gave the humans, and mare, a warm smile. "Hello, I am Princess Celestia, and this is my good friend Anonymous. Before we get into why you were brought here, why don't you all introduce yourselves?"

The female Anon stood up and gave a shy smile. "Hello, my name is also Anonymous, but I prefer to be called Annie."

"Well it beats calling you Femanon at least, nice to meet ya Annie." Anon replied, reaching his hand out for a handshake.

Annie returned the gesture and smiled warmly. "Nice to meet you too, honestly it's really strange seeing a bunch of male versions of myself."

"It's strange just seeing more than one of me in a room." Anon replied with a chuckle. "You seem nice, don't doubt we'll get along."

Annie nodded and sat back down, allowing the Mare to stand up next.

"Names Anonfilly, just don't call me cute and we'll get along fine." She spoke in a warning one, glaring slightly at the one in armour.

"T-Twas an honest mistake! I had no idea you would take offence to my compliments!" The knight announced apologetically with an accent that Anon couldn't exactly put down, the closest he could guess was some kind of old English. "Well, I guess now that the attention has fallen on me, I shall introduce myself next." The knight said while standing up. "I am Sir Anonymous Credo the Third! Tis an honour to be in the presence of royalty." He said while bowing to Celestia.

"There is no need for that Sir Anonymous, you may treat me as a friend." Celestia replied with a warm smile.

"Gotta give you a nickname though, I don't think anyone is gonna want to call you Sir Anonymous all the time." Anon added while scratching his chin.

"Well what do you suggest?"

"How about Knighty?" Annie suggested.

"Not sure many would appreciate it, how about we just call you Knight?" Anon offered while looking to his armoured self.

"This title is acceptable and I shall gladly take it as my own." Knight responded cheerfully.

"I'm still calling him Knighty." Annie muttered with a soft smile.

Anon shrugged. "Alright, you do you... wow that phrase can be taken in such a wrong way given the situation, let's never use it again."

"Agreed." All Anons, except for that unhinged looking one, said in unison.

Next, the one in the black coat stood and looked to Anon. "I believe you have already given me a nickname, Edgy, if I recall. You may call me as such, I do not mind. I do not look forward to whatever it is we must do, but I do not dread it either, as emotions are nothing but-"

"Ok Edgy it is moving swiftly on before this turns into the next Twilight movie. You, you've been quiet all this time, what's up with you?" Anon interrupted as he pointed to the last Anon.

"Who me? Oh I'm just a regular old human, nothing abnormal, I'm just feeling a little pent up is all, you guys here can understand that right?" He spoke with a shaky voice and a grin, his eyes constantly glancing over to Annie, specifically everywhere below her head.

"Ok you're getting the name Horny and you aren't allowed to be near any female without another one of us male Anons keeping you in check, is that clear?" Anon stated while quickly moving around the table and pushing Knight in between Horny and Annie.

"Fine fine, but if I come across a girl that's legal and she consents you can't stop me!'

"Hey if she consents then have at it, but we don't need you sexually harassing every female you see, we don't need restraining orders getting in our way."

"Well, I'll leave you all to eat and to get to know each other, I will have my breakfast elsewhere, have fun now." Celestia announced as she teleported out of the room.

There was a brief silence until Knight came up with a suggestion. "As we wait for our food, how about a merry game of 20 questions?" He asked with his cheery voice.

"That's a pretty good idea." Anon responded with a smile. "Ok, Horny, who's your personal idol or hero?"

"Bill Cosby."

"We're done playing 20 questions."

Author's Note

Oh the mischief these idiots will get into, can't wait to keep this going~