There was little to no understanding what had happened last night, what with the weird shadows, with the strange unicorn with white fur and blood red eyes. Her electric blue hair made me a tad concerned. Things were still confusing, especially when I could still see her.

She only circled, and I only stared, looking at her with extreme concern, wary of her intentions as the last time we had met I was attacked and feasted upon like a slab of meat. I could barely think, and much less comprehend the endless phrases and words that shot through my head. I would sit dumbly, almost drooling, listening to the endless streams of consciousness calling, some screaming, others chanting and some even laughing merrily. There was a quiet, yet constant beat in the background, reminding me of a DJ club. I felt dizzy and tired, red and blue and purple spot lights shined around the room around us and I sat still next to the pony that I had seen the night before in my nightmare. There was a disco ball, showing large dots on the walls. There was a dance floor as everything became clearer. I began looking around, blinking my eyes.

My mind began to process what was happening. I was still in a sedated daze, and I looked around, with a confused look. There was a moment here and there where I could decipher my own thoughts. There was one reoccurring thought, asking where I was and where Talon or Wench were. I couldn't see any clear faces other than the unicorn next to me with electric blue hair. She held a leash tightly in her magic, made of leather and fabric. It reminded me of a BDSM kind of leash, and that genuinely concerned me. I traced the leash until it dipped towards the pitch dark abyss towards the floor. I felt my neck and felt a collar around my neck. I forgot I had been wearing the damn thing. I felt something when I felt around my neck, and I pulled on it. It was the leash connected to my collar. I blinked and everything became a bit clearer. Less fuzzed. I appeared to be in a night club.

The strobe lights blinded on occasion when they zoomed past my face making me have to squint. I blinked and covered my sensitive eyes, realizing now that I was with a total fucking strangerin a totally foreign place. There was a moment of concern before I was hushed and offered a drink. I hadn't realized how thirsty I was, hungry too. I took the drink and chugged it, but spat it back out when I tasted the fowl taste of alcohol. I coughed and sputtered, this being the firs time I had anything this strong. She looked at me, with a surprised look and raised her eyebrows. She nodded to the bar tender and he gave me a lighter drink, wine.

Still strong, as I didn't like the red wine, I rejected it, gently. It didn't occur to me that this was rude. They however, looked amused if anything. They slid me a cup of white grape wine and I took a sip, loving this drink far more than expected. I noticed the faucet and motioned to it. There was a mumble and a shake of the head from the unicorn, smiling as she motioned me to drink my drink by levitating the cup to my hand, and levitating my hand to my face so I would drink. I chugged, drinking so fast I had drips of the sweet wine dripping down from the sides of my mouth and onto my torso. There was a massive smile on her face when she slapped my back with a hoof, and the ponies around us clapped for a moment.

The next thing I remembered was stumbling to the bathroom and locking the door. I was panicking for some reason. I didn't even know why. I took a deep breath and relaxed my lungs for a moment. I looked into the mirror, and the African goddess that once stood there had a look of distress and confusion, like me. Maybe this was the true me? I was sobering up. I was slowly coming out of the deep and horrible drunkard stumble mindset. One thought popped into my head. Where am I?

The door glowed with the magenta aura, and I looked frightened, running to the toilet to empty my stomach of the alcohol. I forced the fowl contents out of my system, making me groan. I spun around and drank as much water as my stomach could hold. As soon as the water started up, the magenta aura disappeared and the door was forced open. I coughed and looked at them fearfully, falling flat on my ass as I gulped, backing into a corner. There was a security guard there, at the door. He was big, buff, and angry looking. The unicorn trotted in and levitated me out of the room. She knew something...

I coughed as I was dropped onto a pillow on the floor, my stomach sloshing with the life giving liquid that I had filled myself with. I felt like I was going to be sick, but I kept it in. She genuinely confused and terrified me, for what reason I didn't know. She looked at me and then began to pace, mumbling in a different language I could not- and don't think I should even try to -understand. She looked at me and sighed, levitating a bucket of popcorn in the air, catching my attention. She levitated a piece into her own mouth, and took notice of m intent look on the bucket.

"You want a piece?" She looked at me and I stared at her with a dazed look. I still felt as if I was in the ethereal plain of existence that the wine had me in. "Um... Can you hoofshake?" She looked skeptical, and I held out my hand with a dumb look. She gained wide eyes and an amused smile. I was sober now, and I still couldn't question where I was or why I wasn't with Talon. She shook my hand and gave me the entire bucket of popcorn. I groaned and dug in, letting out little sighs of contentment. She smirked and rolled her eyes, levitating her magenta shades off her face.

"He always spoke of people your color back on his planet, but he never gave any real proof. And yet.. Here you are! This is... Unbelievable! Incredible! A brown human!" She was smiling, and she looked at me with a smile. I didn't smile back, what with the fact that humans here couldn't smile. She smiled happily. "Twilights going to have a heyday with experimenting on you!" She smiled happily, picking up her phone and calling someone. She trotted away and out the door, turning off the light in the room and keeping the dim night light on for me. She slid me a wine glass full of wine before she left, smirking back at me.

This had to be a dream. This just had to be. Right?

Right??

Author's Note

And here's the reason to be excited.