A Real Shocker!

Chapter 1.

(Thoughts)
"Attack Names"

I've been in the forest for maybe a week now, and the training is going well. As it turns out, using my powers is as easy as breathing, like seriously I can use my powers to travel through the ground and out of any nearby thing connected to it, much like when Eneru came out of that tree in the manga. I may have tipped off some of the nearby settlements to my power when a Giant Spider scared the shit out of me and I used "El Thor. to level a good mile of forest, considering it was only about the size of my hand that much power was definitely uncalled for. All of the attacks I can use are "1, 5 Million, 10, 20, 30, 50, 60 Million, 100, Max 200 Million Volt Vari", "Sango", and "El Thor". without the drums on my back, I can't really use his other attacks. I've started adding attacks from other anime into my move rosters as well, so far I have "Chidori", "Lightning Dragons Roar", and "Lightning Dragon's Iron Fist".

I've even made some attacks of my own, consisting of "Tazer-shot", "Electo-dome", "Rising Raiden", and "Fuse Breaker". Tazer-shot is a lower powered version of that Rail-gun move from that one anime I can't really remember. Electro-dome is when I use electricity and make a dome around myself (kind of self-explanatory). Rising Raiden is when I snap and create a small spark when the spark comes in contact with anything it explodes upward into a lightning bolt. Fuse Breaker is when I use Electro-dome and expand it outwards for a distance before letting all of the power out in an explosion of electricity. (It's also named after a fuse and a breaker, aren't I clever.)

With Zoro's Haramaki all the progress I've really made with his powers is his Haki, and that's because I already know how to use it thanks to his prior training. Without a sword, I pretty much only have his insane strength and endurance. Using Zoro's Ability to use Haki and the power of the Goro Goro fruit, I can sense the Electromagnetic Waves that every single thing in this forest, gives off. I can feel the empty Dragon Den to the West, where a Dragon's horde rests; to the Bees in the Beehive about 30' to my left. It's an incredible feeling... So this is why Eneru thought he was a god. It's because he could literally hear and see everything in a several hundred mile radius! I can even feel Zecora in her hut, about 10 Miles to the west. I can probably run with that whole feeling and play it off as if I'm a Guardian of the Forest or something.

I've traveled to the Castle of the Two Sisters and to be honest, It's really depressing. There are remnants of a castle that stand show a great amount of wear and tear, not from the weather but from fighting. How long did the battle between Celestia and Nightmare Moon really take because this is just ridiculous, there's armor and spears scattered everywhere they're too rusted for me to grab otherwise I would have used "Gloam Paddling" to make myself a sword.

Pulling out my phone I look at the time, 11:29 am, and then the Sun; or rather lack thereof; I discern that it's about time for the story to begin. Walking over to a nearby tree I phase into it and activate my Observation Haki. Feeling 6 human aura's about 2 miles from my position I travel to them in about 5 seconds. Oh, it looks like we're at the part where Pinkie sings about laughing. Waiting until they start rolling on the floor laughing, I poke my head out and ask "Hey kids, wanna see a dead body!?" Immediately they all start screaming at the disembodied head talking to them. Laughing like a hyena I fall out of the tree nearest to Pinkie Pie. Finally calming down I look up at the Main 6 this is what I see.

All of them are about 5'2"-5'4" so at least I'm taller that someone. Now all of them are on guard, looking at me as if I'm a threat to them or something. I better say something to calm them down. "I'm just kidding about the dead body if you're wondering. I'm just your neighborhood friendly homeless guy who lives in this forest. If you're wondering about the path to the castle is blocked by a very flamboyant serpent named Steven. If you help him, I'm sure he'll help you across the river he's currently stirrin' up. After that, there's the matter of the bridge that's gone out, but I'm sure that the rainbow-haired girl can fix that by tying it back up." Standing back up I brush myself off. "I'm here to make sure that those are the only things you guys have to deal with." As I finish I gesture for them to continue their walk.

"And just how do we know you're here to help us, Huh!? You could be a spy for Nightmare Moon!" Rainbow Dash shouts.

Deadpanning at her I turn away from them to the trees in their path. Charging my power I yell "Lightning Dragons Roar!" and Decimate the landscape between us and the river. "Trust me lady, If I wanted you all dead you'd be dead already." Patting the now shocked Rainbow Dash on the shoulder, I turn away from the group and begin my walk.

"That was so AWESOME! How did you do that!? Are you some kind of Superhero or something?" I hear from Pinkie Pie. From my right, I can hear Twilight Sparkle going on and on about how it's impossible for anyone to be able to do what I just did without a wand. (Huh, so that's how this world does magic.)

"I'm gonna go with, or something." I hear from Applejack.

"Correctomundo my Cowboy hat wearing compatriot," I say as I turn to her, walking backward. "Superhero's rescue people and ask for no reward. I rescue people and ask for something later." As we reach the water of the river, everything seems safe. "I'm gonna go look around and see if there are any other things that wanna kill you. Bye!" I wave as I walk away. Walking away I hear the whole Rarity schpiel thing going on.

Activating my Observation Haki I don't feel anything nearby that can hurt them other than a Manticore, but I think it's the same one that Fluttershy "saved" so I think we're good. Feeling them get on Steven's back, they make it across safely. Phasing into a nearby tree I make my way to the bridge and wait for them. "Yo!" I call as they come near.

"I thought we left your butt back at the river." Rainbow Dash sasses.

Flipping her off I turn back around and Phase back into the ground, making my way across the chasm into the castle. Looking around I see that Nightmare Moon isn't here yet. I wonder if I have time to make some traps... Nah I probably don't I can hear Rainbow talking to that Shadow-Bolt spirit thing. As the Mane 6 approach the "Elements" I make my way to a nearby wall and sit down, waiting for my time to strike. Zoning out, I wait until Nightmare Moon shows up before I make myself known again.

Hearing Nightmare Moon-butts evil laughter, I walk up behind her and throw my arm over her shoulder, Laughing with her. "Ahahaha *sigh*... What are we laughing about?" I look around at everyone, they look just as confused as I do. Looking at her I see this.

"Who do you think you are, touching me so casually? I shall have you beheaded!" Nightmare Moon Threatens, shoving me off of her.

"I'm the Guardian of those who enter this forest, and you my friend are fried. "1 Million Volt Vari!"" I shout as I shock Nightmare Moon into submission... wait what? I was expecting more of a fight from her but right now she's just twitching on the ground as she regains control of her muscles. Looking at Twilight I ask "Can you hurry up with the Elements? She's not gonna be down for long." As I finish I feel something pick me up and throw me through a nearby wall.

"How dare you!!! I shall slay you where you stand!" looking at the Mane 6 she threatens them with, "After him, You will all die!" Charging at me as I stand she pulls out her sword and swings it at me, Observation Haki, don't fail me now! Dodging all of her sword strikes, I start backing up towards the room where the Elements are. Allowing myself to slip up I'm "stabbed" in the stomach. Falling over I hear all of the girls gasp. Making a show of it, I reach towards the Mane 6 as Nightmare Moon grabs my hair and lifts me off the ground, preparing to behead me. "Now, Watch what happens to all who oppose me!"

As she swings her sword I yawn and activate my Armament Haki to cover my neck. Dropping me as her sword clangs off my neck, I stand back up and yawn again. "Really? You thought Stabbing me in the stomach once would stop me? Bitch Please." Pulling a quarter out of my right pocket I put it between my thumb and the side of my index finger. "Tazer-Shot!" I shoot my quarter into her stomach and launch her out of the building.

Turning towards the Mane 6, "You figure it out yet? or do you need some more time?" Scratching my back I hear Nightmare Moon coming back. Twilight nods and I set my plan in motion. Nightmare Moon tries to tackle me as I phase through her. "1 Million Volt Vari." stunning her again she falls to the ground as the Mane 6 shoot her with the Rainbow Beam.

Nightmare Moon is lifted into the air as she screams "NOOOO!" Moving under her I put my arms out, ready to catch Luna as she falls... Nailed it, slowly lowering Luna to the ground I see that her overall style stayed the same, the only thing is, she's shorter. She's probably about 6'5" or so. Holy shit, she's beautiful...

Lightly humming (this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kel-7OwwTSI) I hold her head on my lap until she wakes up. "Good Morning Princess, I think someone wants to talk to ya." As I finish she sits up and looks at the approaching Princess Celestia.

"Indeed." Standing up, I walk to the other side of the room and sit down. I didn't expect myself to feel melancholic about the situation seeing the to two of them meet... It kind of reminds me of my sister back home. She was the only real family I had growing up and we kind of fell apart when she got into hardcore drugs, Meth, Speed you name it she's done it. She got into some crime family the last time I talked to her, and that was about 2 years ago... I just wish that she and I had settled our differences before I jumped aboard the new-life wagon. Oh well, I'll think about that later.

Slowly I look up at the approaching Princesses and decide to put up a front. "Sup there ladies, How are you this fine day?" I ask, not really caring.

"I suppose I have you to thank for helping my student, and for helping me gain my beloved sister back?" Princess Celestia inquires, The Mane 6 start approaching them from behind, they're probably going to bombard me with questions now or something. "My student said that you used Magic without a wand? How is it that you do this?" Of course...

Sighing, I stand back up and bow at the waist and reply, "I've got no reason to tell you, so I won't. Just know that I don't intend on using it against you or your reign." Standing straight, I continue, "If you leave me alone I'll leave you alone. I can sense everything throughout this forest, from the Manticore Pride 20 miles northwest to the Hydra Den in the swamp to the southeast. I watch over anyone and everything that enters this forest, not for their sake, but for my own. If you wish to talk to me again just send someone into the forest and call out for Arthur Mayhew. Goodbye Princess."

Phasing into the wall I travel to the Dragon Den I mentioned earlier and focus on the conversation I'm sure the Princesses and Mane 6 are having right now. "Arthur Mayhew.... I wonder who he is? If he's strong enough to fight Nightmare Moon without any effort, he may be a powerful ally as long as we don't do anything to dissuade him, that is... Well, my student-"

As soon as I hear her change topic I change focus to the Horde that lays before me. Golden Treasures, Crowns, Jewels, Bits, You name it and it's here. Searching through it I find an Iron Sword, slightly rusted with age. Grabbing some nearby gold I use "Gloam Paddling." to melt down the gold and iron to create a bo staff similar in size and shape to the one Eneru used in the anime. Using the rest of the gold and jewels I create a large throne and sit down. "And Now... I wait for something interesting to happen."