The Equestrian Fuckboy

“And then I came out from the behind the bush and saw your cute as- I mean, I saw you.”

He looked away from Fluttershy for a quick second, realizing his mistake.

Fuck, I let that slip

The mare bushed a deep crimson after hearing the human’s comment. She could assume what would have been said if he continued, but it surprised her nonetheless. Nobody had ever called her cute, besides her parents when she was growing up, but that was a long time ago. She didn’t know what to think of the compliment; she didn’t know how to flirt back.

Was it ok to flirt with another species?

Anon had just finished telling her what had happened prior to his arrival in Equestria, minus the part where he had sex with a random girl. His excuse for being out late was getting something to eat. He didn’t want to expose himself for being the player that he was, or at least, that’s what he called himself. What would Fluttershy think of him sleeping around? Was that even a thing in Equestria? Or would it be a total culture shock? He didn’t want to take that risk, as he could jeopardize his reputation, or at least when he had established one.

“Oh well, that’s so strange. I wonder how you ended up here.”

“You’re telling me, this is the last thing I would’ve thought would happen.”

The winged pony looked to the sky for a moment and put an odd look on her face. Anon could only guess that she was deep in thought. Finally she spoke up.

“Hey, Anon?”

“What’s up”

“Since we have some more time till we get back, do you think I could ask you some questions about, you know, you?”

This didn’t surprise the teenager. He was wondering why she had been abnormally quiet during his story. He thought at some point she would ask what an iPhone was or why he wore clothes or whatever other thought had crossed her mind. But no, she stayed silent and took the whole thing in. Now, she was going to get some things off her chest.

“Sure, fire away.”

“What’s a Jeep? Is that the big metal cage back there?”

She gestured behind her with her hooves, pointing to the way that they had just come from.

“Well first it's not a cage, it’s what we humans call a car. A type of vehicle that people use to get places faster than we can walk. Powered by a gasoline engine, which makes the wheels turn and the car go. My specific type of car is called a Jeep Wrangler.”

Anon could tell by her reaction that she wanted to ask more about his Jeep, but she didn’t. He could her more later.

“Hmm, well here in Equestria, we don’t have cars. We have carriages. Ooo, and there’s a train too!”

She said with excitement in her voice.

“I see, what else do you want to know?”

“Hmm let’s see.”

The yellow pegasus again went into deep thought. She suddenly looked at him with a “Eureka!” expression on her face. Anon almost expected a light bulb to appear over her head.

“What do you call those things on the end of your arms?”

She looked to his hands and fingers. Again, another expected question.

“Well these are my fingers-

He then wiggled his digits in front of her with emphasis.

“-and they are connected to what you call, hands.”

He opened up his palms and showed them to her. She took great interest in the appendages, and wondered other thing about human anatomy. He was definitely a mammal, and a male one at that, meaning he had a..

Stop Fluttershy, you’re getting carried away

Her cheeks turned a beet red and she turned away from the man beside her. By then he had finished his demonstration and continued walking. He did notice her looking at him, and then blushing mad hard and looking away.

Is she, checking me out? No way, not Fluttershy, she wouldn’t

But it was true, she was. Fluttershy cursed herself for it, but she found him attractive. He was quite handsome, could she ever say that about a human? Although she couldn’t see much of him due to his clothing, she could tell he was a somewhat athletically inclined. She hoped he would remove the garments later, so she could get a glimpse of his naked body.

Oh Fluttershy, calm down. You’ve only just met this stal-human, and you’re already-

She didn’t know how to handle these thoughts. She always been so shy about her feelings, especially these kinds of feelings. She had never thought these things when looking at a stallion, but now here she was. She thought a human — a species she had just found out existed — was cute! This was new to Fluttershy, but she tried to keep her cool and asked other question.

“Ok I have another.”

“Shoot.”

“How old are you?”

“Seventeen.”

Oh my, he’s my age

She hadn’t expected this answer from him. She assumed that humans lived around the same time ponies do, and she also he guessed that he was a younger adult, not a teenager like herself.

“Oh, well you’re just about my age.”

“Is that so?”

“Yes, you are. I thought you were older, uh, no offensive of course.”

She hide behind her mane as she finished speaking. She didn’t mean to say that, but it came out anyways.

“None taken. I actually get that a lot.”

“Really?”

The mare’s ears perked up at his response. She was glad he hadn’t upset him.

“Oh yeah, people think I’m older than I actually am all the time. Maybe because because of my height. And when I had a beard, I did look pretty old.

Anon reflected back on the time of his first beard. It covered the majority of his face, and it looked pretty damn good. His mom said he had to shave it before senior year though, so he did.

“Oh that makes sense. You are pretty tall, even though it seems humans are taller than most ponies.”

“You think there’s a pony taller than me?”

This was a legit question from Anon. He was curious at the scale of ponies. From what he could guess, she was no taller than four feet, as she almost came up to his chest. Anon stood at 6’2”, but maybe other, more royal ponies were more sizeable than the shy pegasus.

“Well the only pony I can think of who could be your size is Princess Celestia.”

I knew it

“She might be your height, maybe even taller. The next best would be Princess Luna, although I think she’s shorter than you.”

“Princess Celestia? Princess Luna?”

Anon of course knew of the princesses, but he wasn’t just gonna not ask about them. He couldn’t reveal his knowledge of the pony world to her. It could like, break space and time, or who knows what.

“Oh yes, they are the rulers of Equestria. Princess Celestia rules the day, and Princess Luna rules the night.”

“Makes sense, considering their names.”

He chuckled a bit, not out of disrespect but at the fact he knew everything about this world and she had no clue.

“Oh yeah, I guess that does make sense.”

She let out a little laugh herself, and caught the attention of Anon in the process.

I dunno what she’s laughing at, but she keeps getting cuter

Anon didn’t know what make her stand out from any other girl he had seen, besides the facts she was a talking horse. She acted just like a human girl, but her whole demeanor was just so, cute and innocent. That was really attractive.

He found his eyes wandering away from the path ahead and over to the yellow mare beside him. He slowed his pace slightly, to give himself a better view of her. She was absolutely stunning.

Her figure was so sleek, her curves were subtle, but still present nonetheless, and her plot was tight and defined. He could only imagine putting his hands on her soft flank, touching her cutie mark, and feeling all over her small body. It was like the pony was made to be handled.

Come on Anon, snap out of it. You’re better than this

He told himself to stop fantasizing over this pony, but he enjoyed it too much. This pony was utterly beautiful. Everything about her was attractive, her cute facial expressions, her voice, the way she acted, all innocent and shy. Her wings intrigued him as well.

He had always liked pegasi more than the other two pony variants. The wings were a very sensitive part of their bodies, or at least, that’s how clopfics portrayed them to be. Oh, how he longed to stroke those beautiful feathers and massage her stems, or whatever you call the part that connects her back and her wing. He didn’t know what they were called, but he was determined to touch them.

But all this reminded him of someone else. Or somepony else he should say.

Rainbow Dash

The name echoed in his head. He had remembered that not only was there Fluttershy, but Rainbow Dash, as well as the other Mane Six. This excited him more. He couldn’t wait to meet them all.

Damn, I feel like a little girl

While Anon was geeking out over what would happen in the days to come, the pair exited the forest and came up upon an open field. It was a quiet and peaceful night, and the only thing that could be seen other than the rolling hills was the faint outline of Fluttershy’s cottage. There was light or two on inside, but other than that, the scene before their eyes was dark.

“Well Anon, we finally made it out.”

“Huh, what?’’

He snapped out of his daydream and turned his attention to the being next to him.

“My cottage is just up ahead!”

She said with cheer as she began to make her way toward the small building, this time with more pep in her step.

Anon followed her and soon enough, they were at her doorstep.

“Ok Anon, I’m gonna ask you to be quiet now, Angel Bunny is inside, fast asleep, and I would hate to wake him this late.”

She said with a whisper.

“Of course, just show me the way inside and I won't make a sound.”

“Okay, let’s go.”

With that, Fluttershy turned the handle of the door with her hoof and slowly began to open the door.

Not gonna question how she just did that

The cottage was dimly lit, but enough to make out the surroundings and see where you were going. Once the door was wide open enough, she stepped inside, lightly trotting deeper into her humble abode.

Anon followed her as she made her way to the kitchen. On the way, we passed through the living room, in which there was a sleeping bunny in a tiny bed next to the coffee table. From the looks of it, he was lights out. They soon reached the kitchen where Fluttershy quietly pulled out a stool and sat down in it. She let out a short sigh of relief and looked to a clock on the wall.

Ten till three.

“I am so tired, and I’m sure you are too. We should go up to bed tomorrow, seeing that you have a big day tomorrow.”

Big day tomorrow, what now?

“Me?”

“Yes you, silly.”

“What do you mean by that?”

“Well, my friend Twilight is coming over to see you. She wanted me to check out what had happened, and she said she be here a dawn to inspect for herself.

Oh shit

“Well ok then. And you’re right, I’m tired as fu-“

Anon stopped himself from swearing, as he didn’t know how she would react. She looked at him with confusion, but shrugged it off.

“I’m just really tired.”

“Well let’s get to bed then, shall we?”

She put a smile on her face and dismounted the kitchen stool. She made her way to the stairs, with Anon following close behind. The two started heading upstairs, but something come to Anon’s mind as they went up.

“Hey Fluttershy.”

“Yes, Anon?”

“I’m guessing you have a guest bedroom up here?”

“I don’t actually, I only have one bedroom, and it’s mine.”

“Well, where am I sleeping?”

“Uh, well, I was hoping that you wouldn’t mind if, uh…”

Her voice trailed off as her face became a vibrant shade of rose and she looked away from Anon.

“Mind if what?”

“Well I was thinking that, uh, because, uh, Angel is sleeping in the living room, that uh, maybe we could, uh, you know, share a bed.”

Anon knew exactly what she was implying.

“If we can share a bed?”

“Oh, uh, yes, if that’s ok with you, of course.”

Oh hell yeah I’m ok with it

“Oh no worries, Flutters, I’ve shared a bed with a friend before. Take it that they were guy friends (no homo) but that doesn’t mean I can't with you, you’re still my friend. We are friends, right?”

“Of course we are Anon. I’m glad you see it that way.”

Fluttershy had never thought of any of her friends as attractive, but this one was different. Although she had a bit of feelings for the human, friendship was a good start.

“I hope I can fit though, I’m a pretty big dude.”

“Oh no, you’ll be fine, my bed is very spacious!”

Ha, spacious

“Great!”

The two continued their way upstairs and into Fluttershy’s room. It wasn’t much, like a bed, a dresser or two, and a window. But simplicity didn’t bother Anon. He wasn’t much for overdone living spaces anyways. He’d always hated ideas like, formal living rooms. He pawned them off as a waste of space.

And sure enough, like she said, her bed was sizeable.

Anon pulled the straps of his backpack off his shoulders and relaxed his tense muscles. He kicked off his shoes and socks, and sat down on the bed. It was very comfortable, almost reminded him of a Tempur-pedic. You know, those memory foam beds. Those were his favorite.

By the time had had made his way to the bedside, the shy pegasus was already laying on the bed. Her tight body was stretched out across the bed for his eyes to behold.

Wow, she really is something

“Hey Anon, should I shut off the, uh, lights now?”

The shy pegasus asked cautiously, as if it was an abnormal thing to say.

Anon interrupted his thoughts to see Fluttershy looking at him. She was waiting patiently for an answer from the strange creature. Which reminded him; why was she sharing her home with a foreign being she just meet, nonetheless sharing a bed? It really blew his mind at how kind she really was.

“Uh, yeah, give me one second.”

Anon turned away from the mare and set his feet down on the floor. He hoisted himself up and took a step away from the bed.

Now I’ll see if she has the hots for me

Anon was sure that Fluttershy had never seen a human’s naked torso, but she was about to. He took hold of the bottom of his sweatshirt with both of his hands and started to pull it off. He had positioned himself so that he wasn’t facing the bed, but was parallel to where the yellow pony was laying.

Anon didn’t have any shirt on under the hoodie, so he slowly began to reveal his bare chest. At first, Fluttershy had wondered what he was doing, but now, it was clear. As he removed the garment, she watched with wide eyes, taking in every second of the underdressing with perverted pleasure. She made sure that he couldn’t see her; she didn’t how he would react if he caught her staring.

He’s so, toned

It wasn’t normal for Fluttershy to look at anypony this way, especially a human, but she couldn’t gather the strength to look away from what was before her.

Anon was the starting shooting guard for his high school’s basketball team, or at least he was before he wound up in Equestria. He is a very well conditioned athlete, with chiseled features and a decently noticeable six pack of abdominals. He was the star of the team, and was in great physical shape. This is what made him not only a jock at school, but a schoolgirls wet dream. Anon was all for fucking a new girl every night. He’s a fuckboy, after all.

And Fluttershy had fallen victim to his physique.

By now, Anon had completed removed his hoodie, and was standing before the shy pony, half naked. He hadn’t yet turned his attention to her, but if he had, he would have been looking at a literal tomato. The mare was a vibrant shade of red, and she only seemed to be getting brighter in color by the second.

Anon could almost sense the heat coming of her face. He threw his arms back in a faked stretching motion. Extending his arms out and subtly flexing his biceps. The softball-sized arm muscles showed themselves, in full view of the reddening pegasus.

Oh my goodness

Fluttershy was now a tone of red that artists back on Earth wish they could recreate. Anon put his arms back to his sides and turned to face the bed. The winged pony saw this and her head into the pillow she had been laying on.

“Eep!”

Even with the face of the mare covered by a pillow, Anon could still make out a slight red hue on the side of her cheek.

Interesting

Anon loved to tease girls, but it seemed, different with this pony.

“Are you ok, Flutters?”

Hearing Anon giving her a nickname so soon only made her blush more.

“Oh, it's, nothing…”

She let out a light whimper as she dug her face deeper into her pillow.

I lowkey feel bad, she’s so innocent

He knew that Fluttershy had been staring, but he didn’t blame her for it. He kind of asked for it. She was so innocent and cute, he could tell no one had ever done something like that around her. Er, nopony.

Anon walked back to the side of the bed and sat down. He opted to leave his shorts on, as it seemed like the respectful thing to do. He grabbed hold of the blanket and pulled it over himself after he had laid down on the mattress. He rested his head on the pillow, and then looked of to Fluttershy, who still he had her head stuffed into a pillow.

“Well, you can hit the lights now.”

“Um, ok.”

She spoke quietly, and with a slight quiver in her voice, almost as if she was afraid, or embarrassed. Probably the latter.

Fluttershy lifted her head from the pillow and revealed her face. Her cheeks was still a deep crimson, and she avoided looking at the man next to her. She reached to the bedside lamp with her hoof and turned out the light. The room went dark and she returned to her spot on the bed.

“Go-Goodnight, Anon”

She stuttered over the words a little, still reeling from what she had seen just moments ago.

“Goodnight Fluttershy!”

Poor girl, eh, pony

Anon sat for a moment began to process the events of the last few hours.

Wow, I’m really in Equestria. This shit is crazy.

And I’m sleeping next to Fluttershy right now.

Anon pinched himself on the arm, just to make sure he wasn’t dreaming.

Nope, I’m really in this bitch.

He smiled to himself in the darkness of the bedroom.

I better sleep, tomorrow is going to be full of questions

Anon chuckled silently, thinking about Twilight and everything she was going to ask him about. He got comfortable, and closed his eyes.

“Hey, Fluttershy?”

“Yes Anon?”

This time, the mare spoke clear and normal.

“Thank you, for everything.”

“You’re welcome, Anon.”

Anon took a deep, satisfying breath.

No Fluttershy, you’re welcome