...But Can You Stick Your Dick In It?

“Wait, so I’ve been sticking my dick into a bug?”

Cadance looks down, her front hooves restless. “...well, technically yes, since Changlings are part-bug…”

After a few moments of silence, Cadance looks back up at her husband, and finds that all of his cognitive functions had temporarily stopped. She stepped next to him and gave him a little shake. “Shining, are you alright? Is there anything you want me to do?”

The glaze in Shining’s eyes slowly faded, and he began muttering to himself.

“I’m sorry, Shining, what did you say? I didn’t quite catch that.”

Shining turned towards Cadance and gave her the most serious stare he’s even given to her.

“So what else do you think I can stick my dick into?”