Scrambled Egghead

“Hm...Maybe I need to switch out the beta signs for deltas…” Twilight peered at her notes, marking down possible changes to the spell. “And I think my inflection on ‘Absentia’ was off… Does that make any sense?”

“Uh-huh,” hummed Rainbow, but her mind was focused on more important things.

“Or maybe I need to rearrange the incantation. I always thought ‘Sombrum Kagarus’ was strange, I might need to flip those.”

“Sounds good.”

Twilight narrowed her eyes, not looking up from her papers.

“And then maybe I should cartwheel naked throughout town in the morning, we need milk.”

“Exhibition doesn’t really sound like your thing, but do whatever makes you happy,” said Rainbow. Twilight blinked in surprise, unable to believe it.

“Oh. So you are listening!”

“Nope. I just heard ‘naked’ and felt my dick tingle.” Rainbow glanced up, amused at Twilight’s very annoyed expression. Despite being in her pajamas and in bed with her girlfriend, Twilight was still working, and taking herself very seriously. Dash knew that Twilight was the sort to get invested in a problem, but even she normally refrained from bringing work into the bedroom.

“Well, if you’re not gonna help, could you at least masturbate somewhere else?” asked Twilight. “It’s getting to be a distraction.”

Twilight glanced up from her notes to give her girlfriend a glare. Rainbow was stroking her cock, smirking at Twilight while she did. Twilight in no way shared her grin, her expression nothing if not profoundly annoyed. Rainbow Dash seemed to take great pleasure in that expression, doubling her strokes with a smile.

“Sure thing, Twi. I’ll move.” Rainbow leapt up, almost faster than Twilight could react, and jumped onto the princess’ lap. Twilight grunted in surprise, but managed to keep her important documents out of the way of Rainbow’s maremeat.

“You are so immature,” noted Twilight, tilting her head up to look at her notes (and to look away from Rainbow’s cock). “Honestly, I don’t know why I bother with you.”

“Cause I’m fun and hot as all hell,” said Rainbow. “The dick probably has something to do with it, too. When I can fuck you til noon the next day, you kinda start re-evaluating the things that you’re willing to put up with.”

“Hmph. I kinda regret sending Starlight away, now that I’m thinking on it.” Twilight scribbled out her magical equation and jotted down a revised version.

“Yeah, I doubt Starlight can bone you like I can,” snickered Rainbow. Just as she hoped, Twilight blushed at the very idea.

“I meant for the spell. You know, this whole thing was your idea,” said Twilight. “I would have thought that you’d be more invested in how it comes out.”

“I’m not really worried.” Rainbow ceased jerking off so she could give Twilight a kiss on the neck. “You’re the smartest, sexiest, most badass magic nerd to ever live!” Rainbow kissed Twilight twice more, happy to see that she had at least gotten Twilight to grin. “If you can’t fix the spell, then no one can.”

“While I thank you for believing in me, I really do need to focus on this,” said Twilight. “So… Do you mind?”

“But Twilight! What am I supposed to do? You’re teasing me, sitting over here and looking all sexy… ”

“Dash, I’m wearing pajamas.”

“You’re still beyond sexy.” Rainbow kissed Twilight again, this time on the lips. Her hands wandered, her left finding Twilight’s hip and her right finding Twilight’s breast. “You drive me crazy, baby. I need you, right now. Don’t make me wait any more…”

“Hm…” Twilight couldn’t help but chuckle. She rolled Rainbow over, straddling her as she pinned Dash to the bed. “You have been quite patient…”

Rainbow smirked, both because she knew where this was going and because Twilight had no idea just how impatient Rainbow has been. Rainbow wasn’t normally one to lie (too much work, in her experience) but keeping this secret from Twilight was just too hot. Rainbow knew she’d never be able to stop thinking about Twilight, temporarily a brainless ditz and with a mouthful of cum. When Rainbow was jerking off, she had been replaying the memory of Twilight, poor, stupid, innocent Twilight sucking her off in her head, and that memory would surely be retrieved from the spank bank more than once in the future.

“Come on, Twi. Put that stuff away.” Rainbow grabbed Twilight by the hips and brought her down closer until her cock was grinding against Twilight’s pussy through her pajamas. “Come get what you really want…”

“That’s not a bad idea,” mused Twilight, giving Rainbow another kiss. She made her documents vanish in a flash of magic. Twilight’s hand wandered down, gently gripping Rainbow’s cock. She stroked it slowly as she spoke, her voice low and breathy, heavy with desire. “And you know what I want?”

“Tell me, baby. All you gotta do is ask.”

“What I want is a nice, long…” Twilight gave Rainbow’s cock a gentle, but taunting, slap, then rolled off of her. “Peaceful night’s sleep.”

It took Rainbow a moment to really understand what just happened and, when she did, she was not happy.

“You’re gonna blue-ball me just because I wouldn’t stop jerking off?” asked Rainbow.

“Well, that’s one reason. Good night, Dash,” said Twilight. She snapped her fingers, using her magic to shut off the lights. Rainbow was going to get up, move over to the bathroom, and finish herself off there, but she didn’t. She had other, more devious plans, plans that required a bit of that patience that Twilight was referring to.

“Just try and outsmart me next time, Twi…”

“Fine. You win,” sighed Rainbow. Unseen to Twilight, she grinned. “Good night, babe.”

Rainbow waited on the bed, watching Twilight work. She had her hand firmly at her side, not even approaching her cock, just as it had been for the last few days. She had been laying in wait while Twilight perfected the intelligence spell, lurking, waiting for her moment to strike. And here it was.

“Okay, everything seems to be in order,” said Twilight as she finished drawing up her modified rune. It still resembled Hoofier’s Circle, but with the addition of several Deltas and Kappas along the edge. She hoped that this would increase the spell’s power and withdraw more of her intelligence.

“No cards this time?” asked Rainbow. Twilight shook her head.

“It occurs to me that the intelligence tests I wrote up are impractical,” explained Twilight. “So now you’re going to gauge my intelligence just based on a conversation. It’s more natural that way. Then, if the spell still needs strengthening, we can make it stronger after the fact until it’s perfect, and then I can go through a written trial. Sound good?”

“Mh-hm. Let’s do this.”

Twilight nodded, then prepared her spell. Just as she had a few days prior, she raised her hands and charged her magic, feeling it build in her core, before forcing it through her body. Her horn began to glow with a faint white light, followed by her eyes, and the rest of her body as she chanted her spell.

“Datius Absentia Kagarus Sombrum…”

Thick purple smoke poured out of Twilight’s ears and nostrils, swirling into a heavy cloud. A vial, significantly larger than the last one, appeared and sucked up the smoke, condensing it into a thick, warm liquid. The vial fell into Rainbow’s grasp, which Rainbow moved to her pockets. Twilight stumbled in place, holding her hands out for balance.

“Wowie,” she said, clutching her head. “Weird… Hiya, Dashie!”

“Hey, Twi, how are you?” asked Rainbow, her tone suspiciously innocent.

“I’m good! I feel kinda dizzy, though…” Twilight smiled despite this, plopping down to sit on the bed. “Weird… I always get all dizzy and funny-feeling when I do that magic thingy. I wonder why that happens?”

“It’s part of the test,” said Rainbow. “Do you remember a few days ago? When you answered those questions for me?”

“Hm… Yeah, I think so. You said I passed?”

Rainbow grinned internally. Time to make Twilight sorry for holding out on her.

“Well, yeah, I did say that,” said Rainbow. “But, as it turns out… You messed it up near the end.”

“W-what? I messed up?” Twilight frowned at that. “But you said I did a good job…”

“And you did, right until the end part. You remember? When you sucked my cock?” Twilight looked extremely confused, which wasn’t right. She should’ve remembered that. Then, it dawned on Rainbow that, in Twilight’s mind, she hasn’t sucked any cocks. “I mean the Magic Science Rod.”

“Oh! Yeah, I remember that! It gave me that funny-tasting medicine,” recalled Twilight.

“Right! Except… You didn’t swallow it fast enough. So, now we have to run another test.”

“Aww. Are you sure?” Twilight pouted, but got to her knees and opened her mouth. “If you say so, Dashie…”

“Yeah, see, the thing is… I don’t know if you remember, but, the other day, I asked you to help me prime the Magic Science Rod. Get it ready, y’know?” Rainbow Dash stooped down to help Twilight back to her feet. “But you didn’t feel like it. Now, it’s not ready to go.”

“Well, how do we get it ready to go?” asked Twilight. Rainbow placed a gentle hand on Twilight’s shoulder, pushing her gently onto the bed. She rolled down her shorts, letting her cock flop out. Twilight looked at her curiously. Didn’t she say that the Magic Science Rod wasn’t ready. If that was the case, why did she have it out?

“Well, if we prime it in a different way, then everything should work out fine,” said Rainbow. “And for that, I need you to take off your pants.”

Twilight pursed her lips, but slowly rolled down her pants. She wasn’t sure what Rainbow had in mind, but she trusted her. Rainbow wouldn’t do anything bad to her, right? Rainbow just wanted to run her tests. It didn’t matter just then to Twilight that Rainbow still hadn’t explained what the test actually was or why the “Magic Science Rod” was needed. It didn’t even occur to her to question it.

“Okay, Dashie. What now?” asked Twilight. Rainbow swooped onto her, pulling Twilight’s purple panties to the side, the damp fabric sticking to Twilight’s twat. Rainbow chuckled to herself. Her princess was wet for her, and she was too brainless to know why.

“Awesome.”

“Now… Just sit back and relax,” said Rainbow. She grabbed her cock, rock hard and ready to go, and rubbed gently against Twilight’s lower lips. Twilight let out a breathy moan, her eyes widening slightly in surprise. Last time Rainbow had run her tests, it didn’t feel quite like that.

“You’re m-making me feel funny,” whimpered Twilight. Rainbow had to restrain herself after hearing that, lest she actually hurt Twilight by rushing in too quickly. Rainbow didn’t want that. She’d take advantage of her girlfriend, fuck her while she was too stupid to say no, but she would never actually physically hurt her.

That’d be crossing the line.

Twilight let out a confused gasp as Rainbow entered her, her wanty cunt spreading to accommodate Rainbow’s girth. Rainbow smirked at Twilight’s confusion, a confusion that soon became desperation for more. Twilight’s breathing quickened in time with Rainbow’s short, shallow thrusts.

“R-Rainbow…” Twilight moaned, grabbing Rainbow’s hands and guiding them to her hips. Her body was on autopilot. She didn’t know what Rainbow was doing to her, but she definitely wanted her to do it more. “P-please, keep going…”

“Not so fun when you’re the one being teased,” said Rainbow, quickening her thrusts. “You played me and now you think you’re so smart, huh? It’s easy when I’m the dumb one, right? Well, not anymore! Now, I’m smart, and you’re dumb! We’ll see how you like being stupid!”

“S-stupid?”

Rainbow gripped Twilight’s hips firmly and rammed her cock harder, deeper, groaning at the feeling of Twilight’s warm, wet pussy gripping her dick. This was all she could have wanted in life. Twilight’s perfect pussy without her bitchy superiority and annoying smarts. Now, she was just a stupid slut for Rainbow’s cock.

“Yeah, stupid. That’s what this was all about, you know. Making you stupid. And boy, did it work. Your head is fucking empty. You’re too damn stupid to realize that I’m fucking with you.” Rainbow wasn’t sure why she was saying this to Twilight, but she couldn’t stop herself. This little experiment awakened something in Dash, and it manifested itself in her words and her deep, rough thrusts.

“I wish I could keep you like this,” said Rainbow. “I like you a lot more when you’re this way. I can see why you’re such a know-it-all bitch all the time. It’s fun being smarter than your girlfriend.”

“Is s-stupid… Bad?” asked Twilight, almost unable to get the words out. Rainbow rolled her eyes, preparing to give the obvious answer, when something better occurred to her. She grabbed Twilight’s legs and pulled them up into the air, effectively folding her in half and pressing her down for a better angle of entry.

“No way, babe. Stupid is good for you. You feel my cock in your pussy, right?” said Rainbow, practically whispering it. “You like the way that feels, right?”

“Mh-hm…”

“Well, that’s cause you’re dumb now. You’re not worried about anything else. This is all that matters. You don’t need all the math and history and magic. You like being my stupid little slut, don’t you?”

“Y-yes. I wanna be… Stupid.” Twilight wasn’t sure exactly what she was agreeing to, and she also didn’t care. She liked the way Rainbow was making her feel, the way she was filling her up. If being stupid was the way to make that happen more often, then so be it. “I wanna be stupid for you, Dashie…”

“Good girl. Be my stupid princess Twilight. You don’t need to be smarter than me. You don’t need to be smarter than anyone. Just let yourself be the stupid one for once!”

“Wanna be a good girl… Wanna be stupid…” panted Twilight. She let out a squeal as she came, her pussy tightening around Rainbow cock, begging it for its cum. “Stupid… feels… good…”

Rainbow groaned as she pulled out her cock, stroking it vigorously before Twilight’s face. She smirked at Twilight’s curious expression, how she leaned in close and stupidly peered right down at Rainbow’s cock, as if she didn’t know what was coming next. It occurred to Rainbow that she probably didn’t.

Rainbow erupted, a week’s worth of pent-up cum blasting from her cock and splattering her princess’ face. A particularly fat gob of cum caught Twilight in the right eye, making her squeal slightly in surprise and pain. Hot seed painted Twilight’s face, a few shots making it past her lips from when she yelped. By the time Rainbow was finished, Twilight simply dripped cum, her face, neck, and chest a sticky mess. Rainbow let out a tired sigh before rolling her shorts up and readjusting Twilight’s clothing.

“Stay there,” she ordered. She departed to the bathroom for a moment, returning with a towel, which she used to wipe the cum from Twilight’s face.

“My eye hurts, Dashie,” pouted Twilight.

“Well, maybe don’t have your eyes open when my cock is in your face, you fucking idiot.” Rainbow grabbed Twilight gently under the chin, tilting her face up so she could see her eye better. “Open.”

“But it hurts…”

“You have to blink it out or it’ll hurt forever. Then, we’d have to take your eye out, and you don’t want to be the girl with one eye, do you?” asked Rainbow. Twilight shook her head firmly. “Didn’t think so. Remember, I’m smart and you’re dumb, so you should always listen to me. Okay?”

“Okay, Dashie…” Twilight slowly opened her eye, letting Rainbow dab a bit of the cum from her eye. She blinked, as per Rainbow’s instructions, relieved to find that the pain was fading more and more every time she opened her eye. “I’ll listen to you all the time now, Dashie.”

Rainbow snickered, then pulled the vial from her pocket. She shook it gently, watching the purple liquid slosh in the vial for a bit. She wondered what would happen if she poured it down the drain, or smashed the vial against the wall. Twilight’s intelligence would be gone. She’d be a brainless moron forever. Rainbow would always be the smarter one. Rainbow uncorked the vial, unable to take her eyes off of the little glass tube that contained a massive portion of what made Twilight who she was. Without the contents of this vial, could Rainbow even call the woman before her Twilight? Or would she be something else entirely?

“No one would know it was me. I could do it, right now, and no one would ever suspect me…”

Rainbow shook her head firmly, crossing the room to join Twilight on the bed. She was being ridiculous. She couldn’t possibly erase this part of Twilight. Rainbow fell in love with the genius, not the bimbo.

“Here, honey,” said Rainbow. “Drink up.”

“Okay, Dashie!” Twilight took the vial and swallowed its contents in one big gulp. She went quiet for a moment, then her eyes began to glow bright white. She floated slightly into the air, her feet dangling beneath her for a bit before she dropped back down to the bed.

“Ugh… Oh geez, my eye is burning.” Twilight blinked some more, her eye noticeably red and irritated. “Can you get me the eye drops from my top drawer, please?”

“Sure.” Rainbow crossed the room, digging through Twilight’s drawer. All the while, she snickered to herself. She had just gotten away with it, again. It was hard not to brag about how sneaky she was being. She knew that it wasn’t exactly a fair contest, but she liked winning, and this was definitely a win in her book.

“For the record, Dash, I don’t think you’re stupid.”

Rainbow froze. Maybe she had counted that win a bit too soon.

“Uh… What?” asked Rainbow.

“You’re not stupid. I’m not smarter than you. We’re just smart in different ways,” said Twilight. “And I’m sorry if I anything I ever said to you made you feel lesser than me.”

“You… You remember?” Rainbow turned to face her lady, surprised to see that Twilight didn’t seem upset. If anything, she looked guilty. Like she felt bad about something she’s done. Rainbow couldn’t understand why. She was the one who had fucked up, not Twilight.

“Of course, I remember. I wasn’t stupid when I made the spell. Besides, it wouldn’t be hard to put two and two together.” Twilight pointed to her her head, which was matted with Rainbow’s seed. “You didn’t clean the cum out of my hair.”

“Oh. Whoops.”

“Well, lucky for you, I anticipated this.” Twilight stood up, grabbing the towel and using it to clean some of the jizz in her hair. “Er… The sex, not the cum. This is actually kinda annoying…”

“So… What’s the punishment?” sighed Rainbow. “How long am I on the couch? Or should I just go stay with my parents for a while until you feel like talking to me again?”

“Punishment? Who said anything about punishment,” said Twilight with a raised eyebrow. “Rainbow, I didn’t just anticipate this. I intended for this to happen. I wanted to see what you’d do before we got into the good stuff.”

“Good stuff?”

“Oh yeah. But, before we do that…” Twilight used her magic to conjure a quill and a roll of parchment. “Let’s establish some ground rules, shall we?”