LightSpear POV

I watch Celestia lower the sun and as it goes down my friend spearhorn teleports away, ugh, now I have to walk with everyone else and they're all so mean. As we're walking we see a night guard, the night guard I uh...have a bit of a crush on, he's just very handsome. Oh my gosh! I think I'm blushing I have to look away.

okay he's looking at me now, his dark green eyes are piercing my soul, and I love it. His eyes just make him so much more handsome than most of the day guards, which would probably hurt they're ego if I told them I didn't find them attractive, because straight ponies can't get their shit straight and think any gay pony wants to fuck them apon seeing them.

And since every single Of these narssisiatic pricks are glaring at him I hope they keep in mind that most night guards have very muscular builds and that's
Something that should me and these other dumb asses don't mess with him or He'll break you. I wish I could tell them that but I'm not trying to get get punched by a hoof, which is all they can punch with.

My Celestia He's pretty damn handsome and that pur-...Turquoise? Armor makes him look bad ass wow...that sounded like a teenage filly talking about her crush, I wish I had that luxury but all of equestria is extremely homophobic, I always hear about teen stallions getting kicked out of their homes, like I was by my father....My mother just watched as he beat me and threw me out, and now that I'm a guard and making more bits then my dad makes in a year, they all of a sudden love me again.

I walk out of the castle and I found out I'm missing a hoof shoe, and wanna know how?...I stepped on a Celestia forsaken rock, and that hurt like a fucking bitch! Everything about being a guard is a fucking bitch.

Now I have to go all the way back to that stupid castle, in the stupid dark and in the stupi- and I'm already scared....the castle looks absolutely terrifying at night. But I am like so not afraid of the dark.

Okay I just need to walk in there grab my stupid hoof shoe and I make a bush rustle because of course it fucking does why would it not. Why would I be able to just walk near the damn castle, without triggering some hot ass sexy ass perfect stallion guards. okay You get it I'm gay! Fight me!

"HALT!! WHO GOES THERE!!" I hear a night guard yell, because of course there's a guard.

I walk over exposing myself to him. "Hi...You" I don't know his Celestdamn name. Anyway he lowers his axe, because apperently thats what bat pony guards use as weapons, I don't fucking know or care really.

"What are you doing here?" He says squinting his eyes,

"I uh...Forgot my Hoof shoe." I show him my shoeless hoof.

He snickered at me, and stepped aside....shit it looks dark in there.

"Well?...Aren't you gonna go in?" He
Says raising a eyebrow.

"Yes...but uh, think you can come with me?"
Because ain't no fucking way i'm gonna go in there alone, I'm not trying to die.

"Why? Afraid of the dark?" He says showing his fang.

This bitch really wants me to punch him in the fucking jaw!!

"No! I just uh, I can't see in the dark, and your a bat pony so, I assume you can." I say and he just turns around and says "whatever let's go get your shoe." He says.

Oh your lucky your hot!!

After we finally fine my shoe, I put it on my hoof, I thank him and give him my name because why the fuck not, it's light spear by the way, if you didn't already know.

His name is DarkAxe...that's kinda bad ass but still a pretty stupid name.

Next Day

Well it's morning. Now my hell is about to begin, I feel my legs move on auto pilot.

I get myself ready, put on my armor and my helmet and I somehow feel like looking at myself in this armor just gives my ego and dangerous boost, but of course I look at my parents picture....I hate them...just like they hate me. That's just it, so fuck them.

I'm walk of my dorm and head to the castle my spear in my hooves and I see this little unicorn filly running around and it seems she talked to some night guard.

"Hello! Are you another guard?" She asks me.

"Yup!" I say being proud of what I am.

"So your a day guard...Do you only wear Yellow?" She asks knocking on my armor.

"Well yeah little missy, Yellow is the color of the sun so It only makes sense." I explain to her.

"Wow...Sounds very typical!" She says smiling.

Typical!! Does this little- okay...does she think I have a choice to where this? "Well you know maybe a knight in Shining Armor like this." I say to her.

Since she need to understand how hard we work! "Really?! A knight in Shining Armor...I wonder is he'll be handsome." She says day dreaming about her night in shining Armor. "Oh yeah, my name is Mi Amore Cadenza but I like being called Cadence!...Maybe I should've told that other guard." She says looking back.

"Oh well I'm LightSpear."

"Why do all guards have names involving spears and Axes?" She ask me.

"That wasn't always my name, but it was when I got my cutie mark." I say.

"Well okay then, I'll see you later! Bye!" She's trots off.

"Ugh, Foals" I say walking forward to the mess hall and I take a apple in my hoof, and I was about to take a bite but then I remembered...That night guard, does he ever eat?

I take the big apple in my mouth being careful not to put teeth marks in it, to my room and I wrote a note.

I know Dark's room is here, his Cutie sign is there.

A axe with the moon in the middle.

My cute mark in a spear with a sun in the middle, anyway I put the apple and note down outside his room.

I hope a apple will be thanks enough for helping me fine my stupid hoof shoe.

Author's Note

Yeah, I suck...But I'm trying, go ahead tell me to stop I'm ready but I won't, because I have determinati- that is complete cancer, just like this story will be, I mean everything seems everywhere right now but, I'm trying.