The Infamous Life Of Blitz

The Infamous Life Of Blitz

~Chapter 9~

The two stallions were just walking down the street Blitz lived on. The two have been trotting ever since they left the hospital. They didn't wanna rush to get Blitz home, for they wanted to take some time to get to know each other more. Turned out,  Blitz and Ironsides shared a whole bunch of thing. They both loved the same reality TV show, "Found." They also loved to work out, and they just loved the same jokes. They shared so much, even Blitz couldn't keep track of how much they shared.

"..And...And then he said blow it out your ass!" Blitz said as he and Ironsides were laughing hard. Ironsides even stared rolling on the ground as he laughed as hard as he could. Blitz was about to collapse but he put a hoof on his iron friend as it kept him balanced. They were enjoying every moment together. The laughing lasted for five minutes as each time they looked at each other, it just made the two laugh even harder. They eventually stopped laughing and they both got up and started to trot down the street. Blitz was panting for all the laughing made it hard for him to breath.

"Wow. That is so funny." the white pegasus said as he shook his head with a smile on his face. Ironsides wiped his eyes due to all his laughter. "Yeah. I never knew you heard of that joke before. I thought nopony ever knew about it." he said as he looked at Blitz. The colt nodded. "Well, you finally found somepony who does know it." The two continued to walk. Blitz looked at Ironsides. He wondered if the colt has been with a mare before.

"Hey buddy? I got a question to ask you." he said as he bumped into him as they were trotting. Ironsides bumped him back. "Ask." "Have you ever been with a mare?" Ironsides laughed to himself. "Oh yeah." he said with a smile on his face. Blitz smiled back. "What was her name?" he asked as he looked forward to make sure he was still on the sidewalk. Ironsides looked at the colt. "Cherry Pie." he said with a short chuckle. "And she was something." Blitz continued to trot ahead of the brown pony. Not too far ahead, just enough so that only he was a neck behind the white pony. "What do you mean by 'something'?" he asked. He just chuckled. "You really want to know?" Blitz now galloped in front of the iron pony and turned around. He stood in the way of Ironsides so he couldn't pass. "Of course I want to know. Why wouldn't I?" he said with a short smile at the end of his sentence. Iornsides stepped aside and walked around Blitz. "Ok." he said as he passed him. The white colt turned around and trotted up next to the stallion, eager to listen to his story.

"It was a while ago. Maybe two years ago if I remember. Me and her loved each other so much. We did everything together. Hell we even fixed my engines, and let me tell you. Never let a mare fix a machine." he said with a chuckle. Blitz chuckled as he looked ahead. "Anyway. Me and her were the perfect couple. You would never see two ponies as happy as we were. The thing I loved about her was her personality and her eyes. Those solid red eyes. Those eyes, my friend were something. They were always shinning like diamonds. I never seen anything more beautiful than those eyes. I just loved her so much." Blitz got another question, but he felt like holding it. He thought it would be more of a personal question. Unfortunately Blitz's eagerness got the better of him.

"Did you get lucky with her?" he asked as he looked to the side as he blushed a little. Blitz always blushed as he talked about sex. The three letter word always made him feel funny. Ironsides laughed again as he looked at Blitz with a smile. "You bet your sweet ass I did. More than once too." he said as he looked forward again. Blitz thought. 'Damn. They did it more than once? I'm surprised he doesn't have a child by now.'

"How about you Blitz? Have you had sex before?"

Blitz didn't want to answer that question. He didn't want to because he never had sex before. Blitz just looked away from Ironsides and glanced at the houses on the opposite side of the street. Ironsides bumped him. "Come on buddy. You can tell me. I promise I won't tell nopony." he said in a happy tone. Blitz looked at Ironsides with a frown. He just didn't want to say it. He felt so embarrassed. The thought of him probably being the only pegasus in the city that hasn't gotten lucky yet. He looked down at the ground and closed his eyes. "Please?" the pony beside him asked in a friendly voice. Blitz knew he couldn't turn down that question. Not after somepony said please. Blitz kept his eyes closed as he said in a low tone.

"No. I'm still a virgin."

He waited for laughter form the other pegasus, even a chuckle. But he heard nothing. All he heard was a small "Hmm." The iron horse just put a hoof over his shoulder and shook his friend. "It's OK buddy. You'll meet that special somepony. And you two would have one hell of a night. Just be sure you pick the perfect pony. Don't be stupid like other ponies who just go and spend their V-Card on some whore of a pony and waste like it is some crushed piece of paper. I sure made the right choice, and you should make the right choice too." Blitz suddenly felt a little better. Ironsides pointed out the good things about not losing you virginity. Blitz thought that was every colt mission was to do. But the way he explained it, it sounded like it was one of the least things he would focus on. The white pegasus looked at his friend and gave him a smile. "Thanks Alex. Ill keep that in mind." he said as he pushed the stallion away in a friendly way. Ironsides laughed and pushed the colt back. "That is if you'll be able to remember it." he said, mocking his condition. Blitz laughed sarcastically. They both kept trotting until they came by a house.

"Uh, Blitz." Ironsides said as he stopped. "What?" Blitz said as he stopped and looked back at his brown friend. Ironsides pointed to a house. "Is that your house?" Blitz looked to where the stallion was pointing. The colt's eyes immediately lit up. It was indeed his house, but it was being emptied out by movers. They were gathering all of Blitz's furniture and placing it all in a huge moving truck. "Hey!" Blitz shouted as he flew to his yard. The movers continued to move his furniture to the truck. "Wait! What the hell is this?! What are you doing?!" he said as he flew up to stallion to stallion pleading them to stop. None listened. Blitz just kept on telling them to stop. After a while of useless requesting, Blitz was interrupted by a voice.

"Are you Blitz?" it said in a masculine voice. Blitz looked around for the stallion. "Yeah. Whats it to you?" he said as he kept on searching. "You are late on your payments. And we are not waiting any longer." Blitz finally caught eye with the stallion. He was a tall muscular pony. He had a black mane that was up in spikes and he had a purple coat. His eyes were hidden behind sunglasses, and he wore a black suit. "What the hell are you doing?!" he yelled at the strange pony. He got out a badge. It read: IRS in big golden letters. "I'm part with the IRS, and it seems you haven't been paying your bills or house payment. So, we are simply evicting you and putting your house up for sale." he said as he put his badge away. Blitz looked at the movers, then his house, then back at the IRS agent. "I have been paying them. I just haven't had the money to pay it all." he said as he was trying to reason with the agent. He simply just walked aside and headed toward the street. "Well we aren't dealing with it anymore. I'm sorry but you now are currently restricted to be on this property." Blitz flew after him and flew beside the agent.

"Is there anyway I could stop this? Please?" he said as he was now panicking. "I'm sorry." the agent said. "But the house is already up to buy. They only choice you have is to buy the house." Blitz was now losing hope. He was hoping that the house could be in his range. "How much is the house now?" he asked in a scared tone. The agent stopped and thought for a second. Blitz was hoping that he would say at least five thousand bits.

"Its about....thirty thousand bits now. That's the cheapest house on the block."

Blitz's wings stopped moving, and he fell to the ground in complete shock. The agent just looked at Blitz and walked away. "Get the rest of the furniture out of here. We gotta head out." he said to the movers. Blitz was in total shock. Not only did he get a concussion, he lost his aunt's house now. He just laid on the sidewalk and just starred straight ahead. Ironsides walked up beside him.

"Blitz." he said in a low voice. The white colt said nothing. He just stared across the street not even saying a word. "Blitz. I'm so sorry." the iron colt said trying to comfort the stallion. Blitz didn't move. He didn't even blink hardly. "Blitz. Say something." Blitz looked at Ironsides. "What is there to say?" he said as he got up and walked to the middle of the street. He turned around and looked at Ironsides, who was just standing in one spot just looking at the white pegasus. "I Just Lost My House Alex!" he shouted. Ironsides trotted up to Blitz. But Blitz turned around and flew off. "Blitz!" the iron horse shouted, "Where are you going?!" "To football. Its the only damn thing I have left to live for!" he responded as he flew off in the distance.

Blitz finally made it to the field. He landed hard on his hooves as he went straight for the coach's office. Blitz felt anger coming, but he had to sustain it. If he got mad at the coach, he would probably get suspended again. He knocked on the door. "Coach? It's Blitz." he said as he waited for an answer. The door opened. "Blitz. Wow. Your alive. I thought you were dead." he said as he leaned against the door way. Blitz sighed. "Coach. I came here to ask if I can get a raise. I need it badly." he pleaded as he was now desperate. The coach just looked at Blitz. "Come in son." he said as he turned around and went back to his seat. Blitz entered. The whole room was full of papers and playbooks. Blitz could hardly step on the ground. There was a chalkboard that was covered in plays and names for it was where coach came up with all the plays we do. And there was an projector on his desk with a screen on the wall across from it so he could watch the game film. The coach sat down and pressed a button on the projector. "Blitz. I want you to look at this." he said as he leaned back in his chair. Blitz turned to look at the screen.

It was the game from last night. He watched as coach fast forward it to the end of the game. Blitz saw the offense line up and he heard himself yell, "Hey! Check, 4-4 Cover 3! 4-4 Cover 3!", and he seen the quarterback drop back. He hang back for a while looking for a man. The defensive line was enclosing on the quarterback. He threw it. And it was caught. But not by a receiver. But By Blitz. He picked the ball off and he was running toward the end-zone. The crowd was erupting in cheers. He seen himself run as fast as he could. But he seen another player enclosing on the other side of the field. He was catching up with Blitz. He was directly side by side with Blitz, but he was ten yards away from him. It looked like he was going ahead of him. Then the colt turned toward Blitz and ran straight across field.

Then their was contact.

The player hit Blitz so hard it literally knocked Blitz's helmet off and he flew ten yards out of bounds and hit the fence that kept all the action inside. With his head. Blitz covered his mouth at the sight of him being crushed. The crowd erupted with a big sound of pain. More like a 'Oh' but in a painful tone. Then the crowd was silent. But he seen himself get up and grab his helmet as he went back to the sidelines. And then he heard questions. They got louder and louder. Still the crowd was still silent. Blitz was just screaming in confusion. That's when the paramedics arrived and took Blitz away. Coach ended the film. Blitz looked back at the coach.

"Listen Blitz. You can't play for us anymore. You can't play football in general." he said as he just sat in his chair. "..." "Blitz. I'm sorry to say it. But you can't play any sport. If you get hit that hard again, you will die." Coach said as he got up and walked over to Blitz. "..." He just looked at the white pegasus. "I'm sorry son." he said as he put a hoof on Blitz. Blitz was just..... he was.....

([Sigh] You Figure It Out. I Can't Even Describe How He Is Even Feeling. The Colt Now Truly Lost Everything. His Marefriend, His Memory, His House, And Now His Job. Blitz Is Just Very Crushed Now I Expect.)

Blitz just got up and trotted out of the building. "Blitz?" asked the coach, but he was interrupted by Blitz closing the door. The white colt just went to the bleachers and laid down on them like a dog in its bed. He closed his eyes and tears ran down his face. The colt actually felt all his emotions just explode. All that remained was his sadness. Blitz just gave hiccups of depression as he now couldn't do anything. He didn't even have enough bits to go get his certificate. He has truly lost everything.

Ironsides later arrived in the stands and sat next to the now broken pony. "Blitz." he said in a calm voice. "Blitz. Don't worry. It will all be OK." He stroked the white colt as he too was starting to tear up from the poor colts misery. Blitz didn't move. He just laid on that one spot and cried. Ironsides spoke. "Blitz. I'm gonna take you in. You can live with me. I'll help you get you back on your hooves. Your my friend and I don't ever want you to be sad ever again." he said as he just kept stroking him. Blitz got up slowly and looked at Ironsides with tears in his eyes. He said nothing. The white pegasus didn't want to say anything. He just looked at his friend, telling him to lead the way to his house. "Lets go Blitz. You need a friend in your life." Ironsides said as he flew off in the direction toward his house. Blitz took off and followed. He wiped his eyes for it just blurred his vision.

The two finally made it to Ironsides house. It was decent size and next to his house was his roundhouse, which held his trains that he worked and drove for Equestria. Ironsides went to Blitz and helped him into his house. "I'm so sorry, Blitz. It just went from bad to worse for you. I know I'm doing the right thing for you. Lets just hope you get better buddy." he said as he put a hoof around his heartbroken friend. They both went into the Ironsides's house. As Blitz was escorted in he finally spoke to his friend. "They will Alex." he said as he turned around and put his hoof on the door. "They will." Blitz closed the door and there was silence.