Twilight sparkle's Love Lessons

Twilight ran out her house and there was meteors falling in places but not a lot so it wasnt that bad. She was gone have to fuck a lotta ponies, which meant she was gonna have sex with them but she had to do it fast. Fast is not slow.

"I cant not believe this," said Twilight who was wearing clothes. "I like to create sex but how can I possibly do the boogie woogie with everyone in town?"

And than Twilight got an idea. It was so sexy the idea that she creamed her boobis. She had to use MAGIC! But she didn't have any sexy sex book books on sex in her house so she decide she have to go to the ONE place she was gonna go to: Canterlot Lirbary.

Twiloght got on tha train and went to Canterlotius but it was night time now so the sun was now turned into the moon. Twilight went to the castle and went to the library and look for books on Sex Magic magic spells.

"Hm where is it," said Twilight but then she was all like "WOAH" cause she saw the book: It was called "Sex Book" and it had magic in it. She opend the book and looked at it for a long time.

"Wow that didnt fuckin help at all," said Twilight. "Oh wait maybe I need to actually read the book." and she opened the book and read it for a long time.

Twilight suddenly got a mag idea from the book so she went and jumped off canterlot and landed in Ponyville.

She saw Rainbow Dash flying through the air so she threw a rock at her and it hit her in the head and she fell onto the ground.

"Rainbow I need your help!" said Twilight "I need to make a spell for to freeze time so I can fuck everyone in Ponyville. But I need your Sonic Rainbow Boom for it to work!"

"Shit okay," said Rainbow and she followed Twilight to her basement where she make sex potions and stuff.

"Okay now I got all the ingredients" said Twilight "Now I need you to do the boom."

"Okay," said Rainbow and she flied in circles really fast in Twilight's basement so fast that she made a sonic rainboom happen and it was really loud and give Twilight permanent ear damage.

"Cool thanks rainbow" said Twilight and she grabbed the sonic rainboom and put it in the potion and the potion was complete.

Twilight went outside and poured the potion on the ground to freeze time, but when she did it a big RUMBLE happened in the earth and instead of time freezing it EXPLODED and knocked Twilight onto Rainbow Dash and they accidentally had sex.

"Oops, sorry," said Twilight and she wiped off her clothes and looked where the potion EXPLODED and instead of frozen time there was a PERSON THERE!

It was LARD TIREK

"Oh shit Tirek what are you doing here youre supposed to be in the place we put you in!" said Twilight "Rainbow we gotta beat him!"

But Triek sucked the potion magic out of the ground and used it to become SUPER strong and he went around punching Ponies in the face and they started crying because it hurt a lot.

"DAMMIT" said Twilight "What are we gonna do now?"

"Don't worry," said me the detective jakkid166 who is in this story "We can beat him, but we need a mystical agent artifact that we have to travel across Equestria for."

"Oh okay where is it?"

"I don't know we gotta find it."

"Ok lets go then!"

"So Twilight and Rainbow and me went to Twilights house to read books about where the artifact might be." I said.

Twilight looked at the books "What is the artifact called jakkid?"

"Its called the Gem of Ultimate Power, long ago I found it in Steven Universe world but I banished it to here because i couldent let it fall into the wrong hands. And since ponies don't have hands this was a better place for it."

"Oh okay" said Twilight who grabbed a book from the shelf with her hand and opened it. "Oh shit youre right, here it is!"

Me and Rainbow and Twilight and also Fluttershy and Rarity and Pinkie Pie who were also there all looked at the book. "Wow thats a pretty gem" said Rarity. "It looks tasty."

"You cant eat it," said me, "We need it to beat Tirek. But first we gotta go FIND IT!"

"But where is it?" said Rainbow.

"The book says it is like 100 miles away deep inside the deep evil forest. Not the everfree forest, but the other one."

"Oh okay." said Twilight. "Lets GO!"

And so me and Twilight and friends went to go FIND THE GEM!

To be CONTINUED