Twilight sparkle's Love Lessons

I jumped out the window of Twilights house and landed on my skateboard (this isnt canon to detective jakkid166 go equestria now) and I said To Twilight "Are you ready to rock?"

Twilight said yes.

"Yes" said Twilight.

"Okay good," said Rainbow "We gotta have Detective with us or we will never find the gem."

"Dont worry," said me "I have a gem finding radar that Phoenix Wright gave to me. We will find it in no time"

And then tirek came over and broke the radar.

"Aw shit" said me. "Okay well lets go to the forest but start walking because its really far away. Cant we fly a plane or something?"

"Planes dont exist in Equestria" said Twilight.

"Oh right."

~ LATER TIME ~

Twilight and me and also the others had walked a lot of time and we had gone ten miles. My legs were tired because I only have two of them and my shoes were faling apart because I stepped on a lot of lava. Which is cause we were at a volcano. We were walking over a bridge in tha middle of the volcano and it was really old and burny, and it was over a lot of lava and stuff so if one of us fall in we would died and that would make me angry.

"Ok guys dont fall," I said as I was leading the group across the bitch bridge. I stepped really carefully on a plank but it BROKE but it wasnt my fault because I was careful but I fell through and landed on a rock in the middle of the lava.

"SHIT" I louded at the ponies. "Help me UP!"

"Oh fuck," said Twilight "Dont worry jakkid I'll help you!" and she used her magic to levitate me back on the bridge but the weight was too much for all of us to be on the bridge and it BROKE!

"OH SHIT" said bridge but Twilight use an anti-gravity spell and the bridge fell UP instead of down and the bridge swunged around and flung us off the volcano and we fell all the way off to the ground.

"Ow," said me "It s agood thing we landed on flowers," I said cause we landed in flowers and that broke our fall. "Okay where do we go next"

"Well the bridge flung us 5 miles so we only have 75 left to go."

"Ok good im hungry," said me and we kept walking.

After ten more miles we got to a TOWN called Appaloosa. It was a cowboy town with horsecowboys and was real westyrn and somon was playing "Free Bird" on the radio.

"Fuck I love this song" said me and I jam out air guitar

"HEY" said rainbow and she scared me so much I threw my air guitar in the air and it landed on Rainbows head and knocked her unconsus.

"Shit sorry," said me "Ok someone take her to a hospital Im gonna go drink beer."

So I went to the bar and sat at it and there was a pony sitting there next to me and her name was

"Whats your name" I said at the pony.

"My name Pant Pan."

her name was Pant Pan.

"Thats a name," I said "What bring you to this part of the world"

"To find the GEM OF ULTIMATE POWER"

"Oh cool thats what I'm doing too you wanna come with?"

"Yeah okay" said the pony whose name I didnt know yet and she drank her bear and folowed me outside.

"HEY GUYS WE HAVE ANEW PERSON TO HELP US FIND IT!" I shouted at Twilight in her face.

'Oh cool okay lets all go there." said Twilight and we left the town.

After 10 more miles we stoped at a town called Manehattan and it was big and city.

"Wow this is a cool city." I said and I went into an alley and got mugged by some guy and come back out.

"Wait SHIT I GOT MUGGED!" I shouted and I chased after the guy because he stole my money and my gun and my money gun.

"STOP IN THE NAME OF THA LAAAAAW" I shouted at the guy and he did stop but it was in the name of CRIME so I still couldnt catch him.

"FUCK" I shotued "What do you want from me"

"I want your money" said the guy "Give it to me."

"Fine" said me "Wait you already took my money can I have some so I can give it to you"

"Fine" said the guy and he gave me some money but what he DIDNT KNOW is that he gave me my MONEY GUN

AHA" I shouted and I shot money at him with the money gun and he got buried in money and I grabbed my money back from him and ran away. I climbed to the top of the skyscraper and jumped off and landed next to Twilight.

"Hey Twilight I got my money back." said me.

"Cool Jakkid also did you see theres a new movie in the theater today? Its about how you solved the case of that time you got mugged in Manehattan."

"Oh sweet cool" I said and we went to see the movie.

TO BE CONTINUED