Twilight sparkle's Love Lessons

Twilight and everyone and me and also everyone else and me all walked outta the theater and I was eating popcorn because I bought some to snack on while we are on our adventure.

"Ok guys I spent all my money on the popcorn which means we have to pay for everything with popcorn now" I said and we kept going on our adventure.

"We have to get to the GEM fast or else it will we won't get there in time!" said Twilight. "What will we do?"

"Simple" said me and we went to a train station. "We can go on a train."

"Wow thats a good idea Detective Jakkid166," said Rainbow and we all got on the train to take us closer to the place we were going at.

"Holy crap the train is fuckeing faster," said me who was on the train. "Hey Pant Pan why do you even want the gem of ultimate power?"

"Because I'm actually Lord Tirek in disguise," she said.

"Oh ok"

_ LATER TIME _

"Okay its time to blow up the train" said the lord tirek henchman guy who was on the train but he was in a different car from us so we didnt see him. He went to the front of the train where the conduktor was and he knocked the conductor out and throwed him in the train furnace (but he turned it off first so he wouldnt get hurt) and he put a bomb inside the furnace too. Then he ran outta the train front and BLEW IT UP and the front of the train blew up and all the fire from the explosion made the train go really fast so it went off the rails.

"HAHA now Detective Jackid166 and the Twilight ponies will die from traincrashed bones and brains! And Lord Tirek can get the gem and rule Pony Land forever." and he went back to the train car we were all sitting in and sat down.

"Hi whats your name?" I said to him.

"My name is Lord Tirek's Henchman" said the guy.

"Wait a minute," I said at him. "Why are you black"

"UHHHH Im the janitor I got covered in dirt."

"But wait," I shouted and I started to use my ACE DETECTIVE SKILLS "You camed from the direction of the front of the train where it just blowed up cause I heard it with my super detective hearing. And you have smokes coming off of you and also you look evil. This must mean you are LORD TIREK'S HENCHMAN!"

"FUCK" Shouted the guy and he did a backflip and landed behinde Twilgiht and take out a knife and took her hostages. "NOBODY MOVE OR ILL SHOOT HER"

"You cant shoot people with knives," I said.

"Then I'll STAB HER"

"OH SHIT NO" I shouted "Ok you son of the bitch What is your demands?"

"You all die when the train crashes."

"When is it crashing though?"

"RIGHT NOW!"

And the train went off the rails and started driving on the street instead which is bad cause there was cars and stuff and it was hard to steer around them.

"Fuck the train is out of control!" I shouted but the train hit a bump and it made the guy drop his knife and so I punched him in the face and did a flip kick in his face and he got kncocked out and he fell on his own knife and he died.

"Oh shit," I said "I didnt want to kill him. Shit"

"Tetective you dont have time to worrybout that you gotta save the train!" Shouted Rarity and also Rainbow in my face.

"Damn youre right." I said and I ran to the front of the train and grabbed the train's steering wheel. "Okay let's do this."

And I drove the train down the street a bunch and I was avoiding all the cars and I drifted around a corner and stuff.

"Sweet now we can just drive the train all the way to the forest," I said.

"Watch out Jakkid youre gonna hit that CAR" said Twilight.

"Wait WHAT" I shouted and I hit someones car but it was shaped like a ramp so instead it made me go all the way in the air SUPER HIGH and we went far away

"AAAAAAAAGH" I agggghed while everyone else was freaking out cause the train was flying through the air.

But then the train hit the GROUND and crashed and all the cars came apart from each other and they all went into tha forest and knocke over a bunch of trees and stuff.

"Dammit," I said cause I bonked my head on the steering wheel cause the train had no airbags because it was a train. But everyone else was fine cause they was wearing their seatbelts. Remember kids wear your seatbelts if you in a car or train or else youll die.

"Alright well we are here in the forest of deep and evil stuff," I said at everyone.

"Dammit" said Lord Tirek's Henchman's Ghost "I was the only one who was died?!? This bad shit" He said and he left to go do other stuff.

"Well guys it looks like we're almost there," said me to Twilight and friends. We all nodded at each other a bunch of times and we got outta the train.

"Now," I said pulling out my map "I think the gem is deep inside this forest. We gotta find it now. Can we do it yes we can. LETS GO"

"Wait" said Pant Pan "Can I see that map for a second boy"

"Yeah sure," I said and I gave it to him.

"HAHAHAHA" SCREAMED Pant Pan and she EXPLODED and she was actually LORD TIREK.

"What the FUCK" shouted me really loudish "Pant Pan was LORD TIREK? HOW COULDE ANYONE HAVE KNOWN THIS?"

"Thats because I use my ass magic to make you fall for my disguise" said Lord Tirek "Now I can get the GEM and RULE THE WORLD!" and he ran into the forest.

"AFTER HIM!" I shouted and me and everyone else ran after him.

TO BE CONTINUED