So I was a dumbass and went to a con dressed as the Scout from TF2. My buddy was dressed as a Combine from HL2. There was a guy that told us he had something for us. That was my first mistake. He was selling replicas of the Combine and Scouts weapons for only ten bucks, so my buddy Mike and I each bought them. Suddenly there was pain in the back of my head and then black. Second mistake. Big second mistake.

cancelled due to me not doing anything with it for YEARS cuz finding motivation is a bitch, and cuz i don't remember where i was going with this