Author's Note

So for this very special day of both Easter and April Fools, I decided to write this “very special story”... I’m kinda looking forward to those incoming downvotes, I really deserve a punch in the face

Hope you (don’t) enjoy it!

P.S. It’s better if the Young Six have their own category as characters rather than having to imply them as individual tags.

Screw Days

“Yo bitch get up!”

But she didn’t, she was too concerned with her failures. Why did this have to happen?

“Get up!”

Not even a murmur, she was dead under her wet and soaked pillowed fortress.

“I said: Get. The. Fuck. Up!” Spike was about to torment the alicorn with his green wicked flames, but was—

“SIKED BITCH!”

With a magical force field, Spike was sent flying across Twilight’s room, and knocked into the crystal wall, bleeding through the back of his head.

“Holyshit... was that even necessary, you bastard?”

“Shut yo sliced teeth tight. You honestly thought I gave much of a fuck about that stupid school? Hell I would’ve tore it down myself!”

Spike scratched his head (and bled more). “So then, why did you construct it at first place?”

“Uh, peer pressure?” Twilight shrugged. “Celestia was a bitch deadass telling me to teach a bunch of subponies and inferior walnut brained yaks and griffons. They can’t even keep their own people in check!”

“Word, you have a point... Hey! Dragons aren’t inferior to ponies!”

Twilight growled and brought Spike into her bloodthirsty face. “Did I ever mention dragon in my sentence? Learn to speak pony you fucking inferior waste of space.”

“There you did it...” Spike facepalmed.

“Operation discouraging tryhards is a go!”

“Ay yo Twilight, you dumbass egghead!” Rainbow Dash soared in only to be levitated into the wall just like Spike had earlier. “i fraHavE eh schomtin to chell you!”

“An egghead doesn’t talk to muscle-brained fools, go find someone else to play with.”

“Exactly!” Applejack walked in followed by Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. “Wait, wasn’t Rainbow Dash supposed to say somethin’ first?”

“Yeah, the first thing she’ll have to spit out is blood... and spit.”

"Ah thought ya liked keepin' with the script."

"Eh," Twilight shrugged again, "fuck no and fuck you."

“Why are we even here?” Pinkie hopped around, with every one of them a malicious intent to break the floor beneath their hooves. “And my fucking hooves hurt bouncing like a dork.”

“Yeah like deadass, darling.” Rarity spat. “I have to stick to some spoiled rich shithead voice from the city when I’m just a slum suburban who’s obsessed with shoes and clothing brands.”

Everyone in the room stared at her with eyes wide open.

“What son?” Rarity shrugged like Rainbow Dash whenever she was high. “Fluttershy’s even worse!”

“Oh, so now you’re going to expose my nightly animal abuse event where I butcher up one of my cottage bumasses for dinner? Some friend you are!”

“Uh, you know she didn’t imply any of what you just said, right?”

“Rainbow, can you like fuck off?!” She grabbed the pegasus by the tail and swung her at high speed, and launched her across Equestria with a fine rainbow streaking behind her helpless body.

“So... Twi,” Applejack whispered to the angry princess of fiasco, “we ain’t restoring that stupid school anymore?”

“Well yeah, because fuck all of you!” She poured water all over her face to express tears (despite not even the slightest sign to cry), and ran off.