Non-Sequitar: SAY WAHH?!

What the buck?! A dislike?! NOOOO!!!! Why, Goddess?! WHHHYYY!?!?!

Dude, calm the Everfree buck down! It’s one freakin’ thumbs down! Your LtD ratio is still going strong! You’re acting like it’s the end of the world!

Are you kidding me?! Are you actually bucking kidding me?!?!@>@<FMKSAN

Whoa, nelly! Calm down, your keyboard can’t take it!

Don’t you tell me to calm down! Please! Please my lovelies! I am sorry to have displeased you!!! Please, I’ll do anything! Anything! Just, please, take it back!

. . . . . . Seriously?

Hey, dude, ‘su-Holy Crap on Toast!

Oh, Hi, Dash.

WHHYYYY!?!?!?!

What the hay is wrong with him?

He. . . . just noticed the dislike on the story. . . . .

. . . . . Really? I mean, it’s been there for, like, twenty hours, or something!

I know, I know. I guess he was in denial.

He looks pretty bad.

Ehhh. . . .

Shine shoes? . . . *Sobs* . . . . Uggh. . . . Please. . . .

. . . . I dunno, I’ve seen worse.

Hey, uh. . . . Author dude?

. . . . Yes, o glorious blue one?

. . . . I could get used to this.

Dashie!

SOrry, sorry! Look, dude. . . . I dunno what you’re gettin’ all bent out of shape about. I mean, you are writing a porno-comedy fanfiction based off of a kid’s TV show. On the internet. Did you really not expect to catch some hate for that?

Of course not! My writing is far too good to receive ANY sort of negative review! HOW daaaare they!?
HOW DARE THEY!!! Do they not know?! Do they not see the effort and work that has gone into this?!

Umm. . . . Effort?

Work?

I pour my heart, soul and libido into my keyboard, and THIS is the thanks I get?!

I think that’s probably not too good for your keyboard, dude.

SILENCE, O PETITE AND FUZZY ONE!

Hey! What happened to “glorious”?! >.<

I shall teach them! I shall show them ALL THE POWER OF MY . . . . Something. I SHALL SHOW THEM!!!

Layin’ it on a bit thick there, aren’t you, bub?

SILENCE, PLEB!!!

Oh, buck it. No telling what he’s gonna go do, now.

You don’t think this’ll effect the story, do you?

Not for another six chapters, at least. He’s already got that many written.

He’s still doin’ a chapter a week, right?

DOOM! DOOM, I SAY!!! DOOOOOOM!!!!

Eeyup.

Six weeks? Ah, we’ll be fine then.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!

Yeah, you’re probably right. Hey, wanna go get a drink?

Sure! I hear the Drunken Clop serves some sick vodka jelly shots!

Sweet!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Note

Obviously, please don’t take this seriously. Everypony is entitled to their opinion. I and my partner were simply talking about the story’s first dislike, and she made a comment regarding being mildly surprised by how calmly I was taking it, and it led to a lot of jokes about what might’ve been had I taken it badly, which led to this.

Keep on buckin’, ponies!