Hey.

I'm in a lot of pain right now, so I'm gonna make this intro short.

I don't know what happened or how I got here, but I made it to Equestria -- Ponyville specifically... I think. It's kinda hard to tell, what with the massive... changes to everything.

I'll be honest, I'm kinda scared shitless right now and I'm only barely managing to keep it together. I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna make it much longer in my condition, so I figured to hell with it, I might as well monologue for awhile.

That's what this is right? A monologue? An anecdote? Idle musings?

Well whatever, in too much pain to care.