Zipporwhill's Strange and Convenient Butt

When sunrise came, Apple Bloom was the first awake. She opened her eyes to see a crab scuttling right in front of them, and recoiled a bit in surprise. "Ya'll stay away with those claws!"

Zipporwhill was woken up by the racket; she yawned and adjusted her glasses a bit. "Oh my...how long was I out? I had this weird dream where something spanked me and then there were these tentacle things in spa-" She suddenly noticed the crab, and something switched on in her mind.

Sweetie and Scootaloo were just starting to yawn and open their eyes groggily.

Apple Bloom smiles. "Yay, you're awake! Ya feelin' alright? You were out all night and we were-" She trails off as she realized Zipporwhill was staring intently at a crab, looking ready to pounce. "You okay, Zipporwhill?"

Her question was answered by the brown filly launching forward and spinning around midair, revealing...4 black, round-ended tentacles poking out from under her tail. Apple Bloom stared in astonishment as Zipporwhill came to a stop just over the crab and squatted in one smooth motion as a tentacle elongated and wrappe around the crab nearly instantly. It then slowly retracted up into the brown filly's plot, making her grunt a bit in discomfort.

"Engh...what did I just do? Apple Bloom? I think I just...ate the crab with my butt. I-it tasted good!"

All 3 CMCs looked at her, wide-eyed and now fully awake. In unison, they shouted. "YOU WHAT?"

"How?" Apple Bloom asked. "Why???" Sweetie Belle inquired. "...that's kinda cool! Gross, but cool!" Scootaloo remarked.

As the other two turned to look at Scootaloo, Zipporwhill replied. "I don't know...I guess that wasn't a dream! That meteor did something to me. I know it's strange, but I really want to eat more things with my butt. Well, since we seem to be stranded here until the cruise ship finds us..." She proceeded to repeat the moves on some other nearby crabs and even a slug in the more foliated part of the island, leaving the 3 in their shock.

Sweetie Belle broke the silence. "Well, maybe we won't starve now if she can live off of that."

"It ain't natural!" Apple Bloom said defiantly.

"I still say it's kinda cool, all my butt does is gross stuff like fartin' and she gets to be the terror of the crabs!" Scootaloo said with a chuckle.

Apple Bloom's belly grumbled a bit. "Whatever, let's round up some coconuts while she's bein' a freak. I'm starvin'."

"Yeah, I think I'd rather stay away from her for a bit..." Said Sweetie Belle as she saw the tentacles pluck a fish out of the water.