Zipporwhill's Strange and Convenient Butt

With a coconut each, and a good bit of distance between them and Zipporwhill, the CMC gathered around a makeshift kitchen.

"So, I guess we crack 'em open and drink the milk, right?" Enquired Apple Bloom.

Sweetie Belle put a hoof to hers. "Careful, Rarity said that ponies who drink a bunch of it and aren't used to it can get the uh...trots."

"Yuck, does everything on a deserted island have to be gross butt stuff?" Asked a frustrated Scootaloo.

Apple Bloom shrugged. "Well, Applejack says that ya gotta be used to gross stuff in nature, cause nature don't know any better."

"I wish Rarity were here. She always has something to deal with the gross stuff." Sweetie said dejectedly.

Zipporwhill suddenly came over, looking slightly anxious. "Hey, where do we go to the bathroom?"

Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle grunted with annoyance and disgust in unison, leaving Apple Bloom to answer. "Well, there ain't exactly an outhouse, and I don't think we got the time to build one...can't go in the ocean, Applejack said it might attract sharks. I'll find ya somewhere out of the way."

Zipporwhill & Apple Bloom trotted off together, making Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle breathe sighs of relief.

Apple Bloom stopped at an area that had some dirt and bushes, about a quarter of the way around the island clockwise from where they came ashore. "This'll work. We can dig it out and make it a latrine later. For now, just uh, go anywhere in the dirt. I won't look."

Zipporwhill trotted over hesitantly, clearly not being used to this, and squatted, the golden liquid soon flowing. Apple Bloom turned away, but after several seconds, she sniffed the air. "Uh...Zipporwhill...?"

"Yeah?" Zipporwhill asked as she stopped.

"Why's it smell so...sweet?" Apple Bloom turned towards her with a confused look.

"Dunno, I smell it too." She hesitantly put a hoof to the puddle she'd made and sniffed, then licked it. "...it's...it's lemonade! I pee lemonade!"

"You WHAT? What the hay did that meteor DO? Well, let's go over back to the other two. They're not gonna like it, but this way they'll have somethin' else to drink than coconut milk." Apple Bloom gestured for Zipporwhill to follow.

As they arrived back, Sweetie and Scoots seemed to be arguing over whether to drink the first coconut or just dump the milk and eat the flesh.

Apple Bloom cleared her throat, getting the two to stop. "Uh, so, Zipporwhill pees lemonade..."

The two stared in unison, Scoots' left eye twitching a few times before she shouted. "Oh come ON!"

"Well, we made a bowl..." Sweetie said, her face showing a look of resignation in the face of absolute absurdity. She sighed and put the bowl a little behind a bush. "Go ahead, we're both pretty thirsty."

Zipporwhill promptly squatted over it. With how weirded out everypony was, Scootaloo was the only one to even think to look away, and she eventually peeked anyways at the now blushing Zipporwhill, watching the yellow stream.

Apple Bloom, being the brave one, came up and sipped from the bowl hesitantly. "Mmm-mmm. It's definitely the real deal!" She offered the bowl to Sweetie, who did the same, then Scoots, who was even more cautious, but ended up drinking the last of it anyways.

Zipporwhill then spoke up. "But then what will I drink?"

Scootaloo gave a sigh as she trotted over and broke open a coconut into the bowl. "Way I figure it, as gross as it is, if somepony's getting the runs, it should be the one with weird meteor magic. It's not like whatever magic's in you will make it any grosser."

Zipporwhill ended up drinking the milk from all 3 coconuts while the other 3 fillies ate the flesh.