Chapters "Hey boz look!" Krugg shouted and pointed at something in the distance.
Grabbing a eyeglass I had picked up many raids ago I looked though it and at the object that Krugg pointed at and of course it was a train. I smiled at the train as I folded the eyeglass back up as I turned to Krugg my watcher as I gave him a sharp tooth smile.
"Ready the war Boyz" I said.
Krugg nodded as he climb the war box, as I grabbed my helmet off a post with a skull on the top that was right next to my 'throne' (I didn't call it that my gang calls it that). The war box was a huge mobile base on wheels, treads, and anything else we could muster up.
The thing is slow as hell at first but after a few raids we add 78 train engines and a few prototype airship thrusts to make our base faster. The war box had guns, grappling hooks, harpoons, aillitry batteries, flame throws, and missiles thanks to our mech Boyz. We add on train boxes, scrap metal, bones (we even had the bones of a dragon on the front with its hands bolted to the two front trends and its skull on the bellow the platform I was on), speakers, and anything else we could find it looked like a large piece of junk but the damn thing is far from junk, the last person who called the war box junk found himself at the end of chainsword. I walked up to the end of the platform my 'throne' was on as I grabbed a war horn and blew it.
The box began to move as the drum boyz began to play our war song.
(2:10)
I placed my helmet on as I then crossed my arms as the war box began to move closer and closer to the train, my cap flew behind me as my orks began to bang their feet, hands, clubs, or anything to show that they were ready to fight. The war box was right next to the train as it then moved over the tracks with its large tread and wheels as we were right behind the train.
"Harpoons!" And on my order the orks on harpoon guns fired their guns a few missed causing the gunners to cut the lines but the rest hooked on the carts.
"Drop the teeth!" again on command the front skull of the dragon and the large spikes under it where dropped on the cabosse causing the sound of metal being drag screech though out.
"LETS GO BOYZ!" I shouted pulling my chainsword out and jumping down on the train.
"YEAHHHHHHH!!!"
Orks and goblins followed my lead as we landed on the train, on cue the train guards came on the roof but I smiled I love it when they fight back. A guard came at me with his sword but I blocked with my sword, we were a sword lock as another charged at me but I pulled out my storm bolter and placed a two hole in his skull.
The guard fell to the floor and fell off the train, I then pulled the chainsword trigger to start the blades teeth and began to eat at the blade before cutting though it and into the guard's flesh in his neck. The guard scream caused the Orks and goblins ran at the remaining guard with clubs, swords, rifles, flame throws, and other weapons. I then pointed my bolter at the guard before ending him and kicking him off the train to be crushed by the large trend of the war box, I then ran to join my Orks in battle.
"HAIL CHAOS!"
(music stops)
The train now stopped and the guard caption in chains at my feet as I sat on my seat on the war box as I rested my head on my fist that was rest on the chairs arm.
"Boz thiz one tr to run aw'ay," A nob told me.
I looked at the caption and into his eyes as I lifted my head off my fist as I straiten up as I began to tap my fingers on my left hand.
"Do you know who I am," I asked the caption.
The caption look up at me.
"Y-yes...yo-your...the...l-l-leader...of-f...the...green...ghosts," He responded to me.
"Whats your name?" I asked.
"Rex,"
"Funny my name is Rex too, so do you know why no one ever survive the green ghost but one person?" I asked.
"To tell you the tale of your raid?"
I chuckled as it grew into a roar of laughter as my gang joined, I laughed so hard I held my head in my hand the laugh went on for almost five minutes.
"Do *chuckle* really think thats why?" I asked once again.
Rex didn't answer.
"I spared them because they are one thing always one thing can you guess?"
"They are all train engineers?"
"Do you know why they always train engineers?"
Rex was confused.
"They were innocent!"
Rex eyes widen at my statement.
"MY MEN WERE AS WELL!" Rex shouted at me.
I dropped my arm and leaded forward.
"No they weren't...everyone on that train was guitity even you especially you Caption Rex," I hissed.
standing up and push his head down under my boot pressing it against his head forcing his face to meet the floor.
"They knew what you were doing everyone the staff and your men!"
I pushed even harder.
"The one thing I hate more than a pony is a THAT PONY THAT IS A SLAVER!" I then slammed my foot on the back of his neck.
"Boz iz mad now!" A nob shouted.
"Damn right I am lad!" I moved my foot off his neck as I then picked him up by his horn causing him to scream in pain as I lifted him up.
"You want to know what I do with ponies like you?" I asked.
I looked him dead in the eye as I held his chin.
"I feed them to my gang," I said with a smirk.
His eyes began to sake in fear as I then threw to the ground.
"Wait please I can give money anything please spare me," Rex pleated.
"Like you men that why I killed them to take your money will make me a hipparcite but I will take one thing," I told Rex.
"What?" he asked.
I knelt down to his level.
"You skull," I spoke quitly.
Getting back up I sat down on my chair as he was in shock at what I said.
"dinner lads!" On command the Orks and goblins ran at the caption as he began to scream as he was dog pilled and being tron apart. His internals where thrown out of the pile as his heart fell to the ground before two goblin pulled tug a war with it to see who would eat it first.
"A brutal as ever luv," a famine voice spoke from my right.
Turning my right I saw my second in command and 'girl friend?', Lola a coyote one of the first liberated slaves from underground slave trafficking.
"Lola still as awesome as ever," I responded back.
He laughed as she crossed her arms she sat down on my chairs arm rest as she lend on my large shoulder pad as back support with her hands behind her head with her eyes closed.
"How many did we liberated?" I asked.
"5 and all stayed to help around we got a lucky spin this time lover boy," Lola responded.
"I told you to stop calling me that," I stated.
She opened her eyes at me and gave me her famous grin.
"You know you love it when I call you that lover boy," She stated back.
I blushed behind my helmet as I turned away on reflex she began to laugh. As she did a goblin jumped out of the pile with a blood covered skull and walked over to me and handed it to me.
"He're boz t'iz you want?"
Smiling I grabbed it as I then looked over to a spike that was the left of my chair, I shoved the skull on the spike with the other skulls. I patted the goblins head and gave him a gold coin as he ran off laughing as his friends began to chase him in jealousy Lola smirked, but getting up she fell off as she screamed before getting back up.
"THE FUCK I WAS COMFORTABLE YOU ASSHOLE!" She yelled.
"What you call me?" I asked.
"Oh yeah you need me to break it down so you tiny stupid brain can understand it A-s-s-h-o-l-e,"
"Wow thats so original you slut,"
"Ohhhhh you asking for it you piece of shit,"
"At lest my mom wasn't bitch,"
"Yeah at least she did marry a abusive step dad,"
"Really Cum breath,"
"Yeah you gay knight,"
...
*sigh*
"This is why I love you so much," I told Lola.
"Yeah you too big guy," Lola responded punching my arm.
We both laughed until my belly growled.
"Yeah we I going shut your trap," I told my gut as Lola laughed.
"I'm hungry too," Lola told me.
"You too aghhhh fine hey brisk," I shouted for my cook.
"YEH BOZ?!"
"Do we got any dragon meat left for everyone?" I asked.
"YEH BOZ!"
"Ok make some burgers for everyone," I order back.
"YA GOT BOZ!" Birsk told me before running off.
Lola began to laugh as I looked at her questioning.
"Whats so funny?" I asked.
"You just said dragon 'meat'!"
*processing Rex.exe*
I then face palmed at her commit.
"You find anything to make fun of me don't you Lola," I asked her.
"Damn right I do but if I wanted any meat it would be yours,"
Blushing at her commit and turning away, I felt something on my right to see Lola snuggling only large armored arm.
"Lets go eat luv," she told me.
"Heh yes ma'am," I told her jokingly saluted.
"Can I ride on you shoulder?" Lola asked.
I smiled before I picked her up bridal style and lifting her on my shoulder as she sat on my shoulder with left leg on dangling off me.
Life is good.
Author's Note
OK this felt really weird to write Lola's lines like really weird.
I began open my eyes as I felt the hungover that I knew was coming even though I'm a space marine it still hurts not as bad as a normal one but it just annoying.
"By chaos," I groaned.
I tried to rub my head with my arm but I look down to see Lola fast asleep on my chest plate as her she used my neck as a pillow. Smiling I placed my hand on her waist as began to play with her red hair as she slept causing her to slowly come to as she blink her blue and green eye. She came to Lola rubbed her eyes as she goarned in pain.
"Fuuuucccccckkkk hangover what happened last night,"
She then noticed me and her eyes widen then narrowed with her smiled.
"What did we do last night?~" she purred as she crawled on my chest inch away from my face.
"Nothing from what I could tell we just party hard in the mess hall," I pointed out.
She was still infront of me before I booped her nose causing her to lick my face.
"Asshole,"
"Love you too,"
Yep you heard me she my girl now I said it, getting up I still held her by her wast as she threw her hands behind my head, but the moment was ruined went we heard a loud burp. I looked forward to see the mess hall had Orks and goblins asleep everywhere on the tables, floor, chairs, and even the glass chandler we got a raid or two back, Lola looked at me with her famous grin and put a finger to my lips before turning around and pulled out her Revolver before firing it and waking everyone causing them to draw their weapons.
"Rising and shine boyz we got a long day in the war box," Lola yelled.
"Right sheboz!" The green yelled as they ran out the mess hall.
As they ran out Lola turned back around and put a hand behind my head with her gun hand on my shoulder.
"Now where we?~" Lola asked.
"I said I love you too and you were about to kiss me," I told her as I lender in to kiss her but a ork came in.
"What is it now!" Lola asked.
"Bozz we go's probu'lm!" The nob told us.
"Look their boz," Kruger pointed at the distance.
Unfolding my spyglass I looked at the distance and saw it and we'll shit it was the dust heads coming this way, the dust heads were another gang that we would usually trade supplies and party every six weeks but something is wrong.
"What's is it luv?"
I handed the spyglass to her for her to look and she saw it then she lowered it and gave me a confused look.
"What's Luke doing here early?"
Luke was a diamond coyote that we ran into awhile back I saved his sister awhile back from a slaver drive and she wanted to see him again so being the nice guy that I was I tracked him down and handed her over to him. He was the leader of the dust heads a gang kind of like mine they hit pony slave runs and trains for goods along with paybacks. In away he was like my brother and he would do anything for me as I would do the same for him.
"That's what I want to know wait a sec let me see the spyglass back," I told her seeing something when I picked up spyglass to my eye and saw it smoke coming from his transport.
"Something wrong get the ramp up and set some medics back there!" I ordered.
Kurgg nodded as I handed the eyeglass back to Lola and she saw the smoke.
"Luke you alright?" I asked.
Luke right now had a bandage on his head that had blood stains on it with him smoking a cigar sitting on a crate.
"Rex no I'm not ok alright my gang was set up on a raid they were killed by sun fuck and her shiny gay fucks came out of no where now my entire gang was ripped to shreds and the slaves we saved we fucking put into chains to rap and what ever shit! Brother we that's left and I only have my intercepter, my sister, and this fucking cigar!" Luke yelled.
My eyes widen at what he said, fucking sun butt killed my brothers gang this isn't good now we got worry about this fucking bitch the slaver queen herself damn it what are we going to do.
Placing my hand on my hand I gave aloud sight.
"Shit shit shit shit shit shit what are we going to do?"
"I know what we are going to do we are going to leave the bad lands before she could find us," Luke told me getting up.
I looked at him with 'what the fuck' look.
"No this is our home we can't leave!" I shouted at him.
"Dude sun ass is here she can send her own fucking sister to the mom what are we going to do?" Luke asked me.
Lola walked up to us hearing our talk on what to do.
"Fucking sun bitch did this?!"
'Oh shit she did hear this,'
"I going to put a fucking bullet in her skull for what she did to me! Where is she Luke tell me," Lola screamed as she grabbed and began to shake poor Luke.
I jumped in and grabbed her from the behind and held her close as she began to try and reach for Luke but I began to pull her away as she tried to screamed for me to let go as I pulled her away to a ork and lead to his eye.
"Make sure they get food, water, and a warm bed," I ordered.
He nodded and walked to Luke as I held Lola who was fighting me as I began to walked to my room with her, upon entering my room I looked my door and let her go.
"What the fuck you dick Luke knows where sun fuck is I want to get pay back for what she did to me and my family!" Lola screamed.
"Hey look I know but we can just go in guns blasing like what we normally do we need a plan this time!" I shouted back.
"She killed my mother because she looked at her and my father trying to defend her and fucking banned me!" She screamed pointing at her X scar.
"I know but-"
"But what Rex!"
"I don't want to loss you god damn it!"
She stopped as her eyes widen.
"She is playing us! She wants us to come out so she could kill us!"
...
" I don't want you to go the day you joined my gang I looked at you and saw myself! I save pure anger in your eyes when I found you! I had that anger every time my step father would treat me like shit and I could have left my mom and half sister to live with my dad! But I stayed to so my sister wasn't and everyday I wanted to punch him and make him fell my pain but I didn't you want to know why?" I shouted.
"Why?"
"He wanted to! He was baiting me so he have the chance to kick me out! And when I was out I would know happen to my sister! She was a kid and what ever happened to me and brought me here theirs not a day that goes by when I think what happened to her! I don't want to lose you Lola too! your the woman I love God damn it!"
...
"Please I can't loss you I lost my sister I don't want to loss you too," I told her hanging my head.
Lola was shocked and took a few minutes as she clench her fist as she snarled as she walked over to me and punched me in the face. I felt a sting on my cheek as I got back up to meet her eyes as her eyes were watering.
"Fucking asshole,"
I looked down before I felt a soft hand on my cheek as I look up to see her with a teary eyed smile.
"But you my asshole,"
"That sounded so wrong," I chuckled.
"Shut up sweetheart,"
She leaned in and kissed me...it was my first kiss and I took me my entire life just to get one. My armor began to disappear into smoke as the kiss deepen leaving me in my black body suit, I held her the back of her head as we kissed for what felt like a hour before parting.
"She we you know deepen our relatsonship even more?~" She as swaying her hips.
I smiled shacking my head.
"Not today luv it's been a long day how about we-"
"Snuggle hell yes!"
"We just woke up about a few hours ago!" I exclaimed.
Lola pushed me on my bed as she plopped down on me and and hugged me like a body pillow as she burrowed into my chest as I smiled throwing a blanket over us.
"But I don't mind," I told her.
"You better not mind because we are going to do this every night or anytime I want to nap you got it lover boy,"
"Got it luv,"
With that we went back to sleep with the woman I love in my arms...
but I still have a fucking hangover.
((3 months later))
(9:09pm)
(location appaloosa warehouse)
currently the warehouse scientist were taking appear a the salvage machine of one of the raider groups that been hitting trains across the badlands.
"This tech I've never seen anything like this before its amazing but so poorly built," A grey pegus with a blue mane looked at the tech.
"Yeah but it holds tougher and works just image what this could mean for for his our lords cause," the other in revere coloring told him.
"Can you two stop I'm trying to work on this thing," A station in flaming color was taking apart a orc bolter...key word trying.
But as he figured out how to remove the case the whole warehouse began to shake by some large force as the windows began to light up then fade into darkness again with a music so loud they were forced to clapped their hand over their ears.
"WHATS GOING ON!"
"WHAT!"
"I SAID WHATS GOING ON!"
"I DONT KNOW WHAT EVER IT IS ITS HUGE!"
As he music was followed by loud cracks of what they thought was thunder but it was followed by screaming and loud creatures screaming 'waaah'.
"WHATS THAT?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
As the sound come with some kind of loud mechanical purr like some mechanical cat that was right outside their door, with that all the windows lit up.
"Should we check it out?" Asked the flaming one.
"Yeah you should fire tail," The blue maned one told the flaming colored one.
"What why,"
"Your the one who brought it up," the grey maned one told him.
"Alright...fine I'll do it,"
The flaming color pony waked over to the door right when he did so the something went though the ceiling and landed ontop of the pony it was a large green monster with mechanical parts on it.
"WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" The creature yelled at the ponies as the doors to the warehouse shot up to reveal more of these monsters.
"WAAAHHH!!!" The creatures had very dangerous long claws that were looking to do some damage with the blood and gore that was on them.
The creatures looked around at the warehouse as one of them began to give a brutal chuckle.
"Yo'z stupid ponz do't 'hould knowz not to mez with uz orkz and our gangz that makez boz very madz," the monster said comping his claw.
The two ponies were holding themselves in fear as they grew closer but was stopped with a voice that was darker than the monster.
"Your right you don't like me when I'm angry no one does,"
Monster around them smiled as they began to move aside as a large metal feet came walking to the ponies with a large being in black, gold, and blue. The being walked to the two as his red eyes sliced though their souls with anger and rage as he pulled out a strange looking sword.
"You know I hate it when ponies steal from me and my friends you know you know," The giant armored being said as he placed a hand on the cover of the blade.
He pulled the small lever on is guard as the teeth of the blade began to move like a chainsaw.
"I HATE when ponies like you kill my friends,"
The black armored being grabbed a pony by his neck and stabbed it in his gut so he could feel the teeth slice from his body as he screamed in pain.
"Blood for the blood god-"
The ebony knight looked at the twin with blood red eyes behind his helm.
"-and skulls for the skull throne,"
(Later with rex)
Rex knelt before his throne and began to pray to the god of chaos khrone, covered in blood as Rex placed the two skulls onto his throne as blood began to pour from all the skulls eye sockets as a angry voice came forth.
"BOY,"
Rex bowed his head to Khrone.
"My lord it is done,"
A dark chuckle came from the blood.
"YES YES YOU DONE WELL I COULD TASTE THE FEAR IN THE BLOOD YOU'VE DONE WELL,"
"Where to next my lord?"
...
"Lord?"
...
"RELAX,"
Rex looked froward at the throne.
"RELAX BE WITH YOU GIRL I CALL FOR YOU WHEN I NEED YOU BOY,"
Before Rex could say anything the blood returned into the skulls, as Rex got up as he took off his helmet and looked at the throne.
"That was different,"
Rex was not in his armor as he laid on his back as Lola rested on his chest as he was deep in thought.
About 3 months ago when Lola and Rex started dating he was had a dream where he meet khrone the blood god of the choas gods meet with him in a dream, guiding him to points of his enemy weak spots like today of a research warehouse of were the guards took Luke's gear that was stolen. He was grateful for the blood god's help but he knew better than to trust him even if he was a agent of chaos but he hasn't crossed him...yet but he always be on his guard.
He must have looked troubled because Lola looked at him with a look of confusion.
"You ok love?"
"Yeah just in zoned out for a sec,"
The diamond coyote looked at him for a sec then smiled as she turned onto her belly as press her body onto his as Rex lightly blushed at the action.
"Lola please we talk-"
She placed a finger on his mouth as she lightly bit down on his neck causing rex to lightly moan from the pain.
'Damn slaanesh blessing,'
Lola then licked his face as she grabbed his pants before she could Luke ran in.
"BRO! WE GOT...a...problem,"
Lola looked at him darkly as Luke got a slight noise bleed.
"um...yeah Luke you got something?"
Luke snapped out of it as he turned to him.
"She's here boss,"
Author's Note
Sorry no lemon/clop this chapter but why is khrone helping so yeah see you in the next time ladz.
Rex was currently enjoying a cup of hot coco with his 1# boss cup as Lola waked in.
"Hey babe do you know we're the best movie ever is?"
"Ready player one?"
"Yeah"
"Pretty sure it fell in the hole,"
Lola looks at Rex then down.
"What hol- oh my god!"
Their was a good size hole in the middle of the floor before the couple.
"What is that?"
"It's a hole,"
"I know that but what is it doing here?"
"Well I woke up this morning *takes a sip* then their was a hole,"
"Should we do something about it?"
"I put a rug over it...
*The hole*
Yeah it fell in the hole,"
"Should we get the mech boys?"
"Oh yeah I got them,"
"We're are they?"
"Their in the hole,"
*hole*
Lola looks around for someone.
"Rex where's Luke?"
Rex is doesn't say a word.
"Rex where's Luke?"
"He's at work,"
"Oh thanks chaos...wait were does he work,"
"No the hole,"
*The hole*
"Chaos! How deep is this *takes Rex's mug and drops it in the hole*"
"that was my favorite mug now it's in the hole,"
"Rex do know what this is it could be a wormhole or a gateway to hell or...*looks up* Rex? Rex? REX!"
"Hey what's up I got a snack *takes a bit out of a apple*"
"Rex can you please take this seriously,"
A moldy hand came out of the hole and tries to grab Lola but Rex grabs his bolter to kill it.
"What was that!"
"Hole person *throws apple in*"
"Where did I come from?"
Rex looked at his girlfriend with a really look.
"Right the hole rex how are you some clam about this?"
"I'm more worried about the space octopus,"
"What space octopus?!"
The turn to the wall to see a large space octopus, it then grabbed Lola.
"That one *turns to grab his helmet but find the movie under it* here it is"
Author's Note
its been...awhile well if you were camping for a week took a 15 mile hike + 10 mile hike and a sh** of stuff for eagle scout, you would be were I'm at so I made this to show I'm not dead...on the outside of course, also got to moving (on my dad's side) plus I got to meet my step mother and sister for the first time this summer. So yeah I i'll try to keep up with my stories plus another one I will be working on for my favorite sup-what he's a anti hero dammit his movie comes out soon.
