"Twilight, I have wings! I can fly!"

"Then go, Spike! Grow and be your own person at long last!"

In the distance, some suits from Hasbro watch Spike take flight.

"Take the shot."

Punk Term Ephemeral

"Wanna see a trick?"

"O-oh um, well, I uh, oh dear, hmm..."

Fluttershy is pushed into a dark recess while fidgeting for an answer.

Gets fired out of a cannon.

Skripapbapbideeleeboppadopadop

"This here's my brother Flim."

"And this here's my brother Flam."

"And together our time has just ruuuun out!"

Their entire stage explodes.

Pony on the Cliffhanger by the Season

"Any time someone asks me a question, something terrible happens."

"Oh wow, so like any kind of question?"

Minuette screams as her face starts melting.

"That's what you get for me being such an awful person."

Pony... Team... Epic....

"So, you need to eat me to restore you to full power?"

"Yes you insignificant worm, that's it precisely."

"You do understand this can easily be construed as vo—"

"Oh for the love of just get in my fucking mouth!"

Just another day at that poffice

Princess Celestia soars giddily through the night sky.

"Hello, little star. How is your evening, twinkling as brightly as you are?"

"Piss off ya flighty tart!"

And that's why we never get any new constellations.

Ka-POOO!

Rødgrød med Fløde

The crisp, verdant plains of the Denmark's northeastern coast. Some thirty kilometers south of Aalborg, a wide stretch of water labeled the Mariager Fjord cut through the flat, verdant landscape that glistened with fresh early morning dew.

A lone boat, propelled by a grimy stern-mounted motor, cut through the calm surface that served as a natural canvas to capture and the waves of orange and that colored the clear sky above. The two quadrupeds onboard added no further noise to the chugging of the motor, as though doing their best to not further disrupt the stillness and silence of the land they were passing.

Against the soft chill of the morning air, the eldest of the two stepped forward, planting a hardened hoof on the edge of the bow. Looking out, head lowered slightly so that her stetson could block the rays of the rising sun, she spoke out to the sublime serenity of this virtually-untouched paradise of the north.

"Why the fuck are we even out here??"

Hurgleburglesmurglegurgle

"Yak yak yak yak, yak yak-yak."

"Yak! Yak yak yakkity-yak yak!"

"Ack ack, ack. ACK ack ack!"

Well shit...

Derpy Epic Team

"What I still don't understand Ms. Hooves is that even after all that's transpired, the majority of cows and sheep still live in pens and barns."

"Just forget it, Doc."

Derpy lights a cigarette, taking a long drag as a light rain begins to fall.

"It's Ponyville."

There's a pony in my boot!

"I'm so sick of always playing the bit character; I'm ending it all!"

Spike shoves himself into a cannon and fires off.

He lands before a Highflying Girl.

"Hee-hee! I've been waiting for you!"

PoninininiEpiceameneam

"What good weather we've been having."

"I hope I brought exact change with me."

"What should I have for a snack?"

Please name the cast members of this evening.

To Be Continued...

Author's Note

Camera work by overmind2000