Pony Team Epic

"Rainbow Dash! A walrus has just wandered into the sanctuary!"

"Are you serious?"

Jamie Hyneman steps onto the scene!

"The hell are you looking at?"

Pomae wo... Epic-deru

The girls trot along chatting about happy things and nothing-at-alls.

Pinkie Pie looks off to the side.

The party pony slips away unnoticed.

Pinkie helps make shadows by the cave mouth.

Pony TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEam Epic!

"Lyra, that's no way to carry around a vase."

"Oops, guess I man-HAND-led it."

A rowdy round of applause from the studio audience.

Lyra rushes them with an axe.

Derpy Epic Team

"Alright Derpy, here's that bonus for observing Safety Week for once."

"Oh golly gee, thanks Boss!"

Later, Derpy brings her bonus check to a lone grave site.

"I finally made you proud, Papa."

The Great Trixie Presents: Pony Team Epic!

"With the price of carrots having gone up, I don't think I'll be able to sell all my crop this week."

"Oh Golden Harvest, that's just bananas!"

A banana bunch is vomited upon Golden Harvest's face.

"Why do you do these things to me?"

A Little Less Trottin', A Little More Mockin'

Applejack opens her hallway closet.

"What the fuck are you doing to my dog, Papyrus?!"

"OH WINONA!!!"

How's that for your fucking crossover?

Ponylingalingaliiiiiiing

"Scootaloo, are you hiding something from me?"

"O-Of course not, Rainbow Dash!"

The corpse of Tank falls out of the wardrobe, covered in lipstick and wearing a feather boa and party mask.

"Uhhhhh... GET DOWN yureru mawaru fureru setsunaiiiiiii kimochi!"

I STILL GOT IT YAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

"We think it's so very brave of you to be open about being transgender, Glitter Shell."

"Errrrr, my name is Snails, and I don't know what that word means."

"Yes you do stop being in denial! Now put on this dress and make-up and be the girl you always knew you were!"

"B-B-But I'm Snails! I'M SNAAAAAAAAAAAILS!!!!!"

Ponidahlialhama

"Twilight darling, could you provide me some shelter from this dreadful rain?"

"Of course! Mi kasa es su kasa."

Twilight hands Rarity an umbrella before slamming the palace door in her face.

Rarity Standing in the Rain.

Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop
(Watching Mother-Fuckers Drop)

"I'm sorry, Mr. Costello, but we can't file a lawsuit just for a song name reference. Plus it's non-profit, so there's no money to be had."

The Timeworn Minstrel only grimaces in utter dissatisfaction.

"Heh, bet you're feeling like a Boy With A Problem right now."

Shot With His Own Gun.

SMOKE

"Check out my awesome trampoline trick, everypony!"

"You might want to reconsider this, Pinkie."

"Too late here I go Wheeee!"

She lays numb, stricken by terrible Loss.

To Be Continued...