Once I packed and told Applejack where I was going I made the treck to Diamond's house and I arrived at EXACTLY 20:30 where Diamond Tiara opened the door for me.

"You made it!"

"I always come on time." I grinned

EWWWW!!!

Hey, your the one thinking dirty this time! Not me!

D'OH!!

"Well come in, Silver Spoon's waiting in the bedroom." Dimond stated before heading upstairs herself

"I do NOT like the way she said that." I shuttered

Ah, couldn't agree more.

Either way, I headed upstairs and found everything looked to be pretty much normal.

Okay looking good so far.

"Hey Postal Bloom!" Silver went as I entered and closed the door behind me, "You're just in time!"

"Just in time? For what?" I asked sounding a little bit frightened

Silver Spoon took off her glasses and Diamond Tiara took off her tiara.

I don't like where this is going.

Silver Spoon then took off her necklace.

Wait please Diamond ya don't understand! You don't know what you're doin' here!

"Are you ready?" Silver Spoon asked giving some bedroom eyes

STOP!!!

"Ready for what?" I asked, sweat coming from my forehead

Wait, what are you-?! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! NO! GET OFF OF ME! DON'T STICK THAT IN THERE! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-

Juuust kidding! X3

"Ready for what?" I asked, sweat coming from my forehead

"For a makeover silly!" Diamond Tiara giggled, "What? Did you think we were hinting at something else?"

"N-no. Not at all."

Actually, I thought you actually were hinting at something else! Something I'm not okay with in any way!

The quickly disrobed me and I felt quite naked without all that clothing on me. But, that being said they quickly began to do all sorts of stuff to me. They dyed my hair a new color, from Red to Black to be more specific, they even dyed my fur a new coat as well. A Greyish-Pink to be more specific. They even did my hair in a new style. One that looked.... kind of.... familiar...

AUGH! MY HEAD...

"Hey, Justin! Are you gonna be up for tomorrow's sleepover gal?"

"Unfortunately not Katie. I've got tons of shit to do later tomorrow."

"UGGHHH! You never have any free time! You're always busy stuffing your face with a book or too busy doing guy things compared to the girl things you do! Are you SURE your not a transgender?!"

"Katie, we've been through this. I visited the gender therapist, I'm not a Transgender. I just like to do boy things more than girl things at times. And for the record, sure, I stuff my face full of books a lot, but that's because I'm trying to fucking survive high school you jack ass! Middle School was tough enough as it was, now I'm just trying to make sure I don't fuck up and get held back all because of one mistake I made!"

"Jesus girl, calm down!"

"I... you're right Katie. I'm just a bit shook up is all. Preparation for finals has been killer and the announcement for who got chosen for Valedictorian's gonna be anytime today. And from what I've heard the teachers saying, it looks like I might get chosen."

"Hehehe! Sorry to laugh, but you? Valedictorian? You'd have better luck trying to get yourself in trouble with how much of a recluse you are outside of me."

"Heh... I guess that WAS kind of a funny thought. I think you might be right. ... This time anyway."

"GIRL!!!"

"I REGRET NOTHING! HAHAHA! STOP THAT, IM TOO TICKLISH!!! AHHAHAH!!!"

"Justin Courtney please report to the office at this time. Justin Courtney to Principal-"

"POSTAL BLOOM!?"

I snapped out of my trance to see Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon looking worried to no end.

"What's going on?! Is the mansion under attack!?" I asked

"No! You zoned out and started crying for some reason! Are you alright!?" Silver asked

"I... yeah... It's just... that hairstyle you put my mane into it.... brought back an old memory. I remember who I am now. I'm Justin Courtney. A social recluse just TRYING to survive high school and... I can't recall anything else."

"Whoa... One hairdo did that to you?" Diamond went in shock

"T-try dying my tail and changing it to match my mane!" I quickly went, "It might jog my memory more!"

They quickly did so and like that... I got another headache.

AUUUGHH!!! OWWW! FUCK!

"What is it? What did they call you for?"

...

"No. No they didn't!"

...

"OHHHH YEAH, YOU DID IT! YOUR VALEDICTORIAN!!!"

"S-S-STOOP! KATIE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME BUT A GUT IF YOU KEEP TICKLING ME! HE-HE-HELLLP!"

.....

"*coughing/puking* Why....?! What did- *vomit* WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!"

"YOU TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME! VALEDICTORIAN WAS SUPPOST TO BE MY GRAND ACHIEVEMENT! MY HONOR! THAT HONOR WOULD'VE GOTTEN ME INTO BETTER COLLEGES!!! BUT LIKE ALWAYS YOU TOOK IT FROM ME!!!"

"IF YOU WEREN'T GOING AROUND AND SLEEPING WITH ALL THE DAMN BOYS YOU SET YOUR SIGHTS ONTO MAYBE YOU'D HAVE ACTUALLY EARNED THAT DAMNED TITLE YOU STUCK UP SPOILED BITCH!!!"

*SHLICK*

"AAAUUGHHH!!!!"

"WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU JUST DIE?!?!!?"

"FUCK YOU! THAT'S WHY!!!"

*BIFF*

"AAUGHHH!!! MY NOSE! MY PERFECT NOSE!!!"

*SHLICK*

"AAHHHHGHHH! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME YOU BITCH!!!"

*smash*

"OW MY CHLAVICHORD!!!"

"YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU RUINED MY PERFECT FACE!!!"

"Heh! Hey, it's not my fault, book the kid with the keyboard!"

"YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!"

*smash*

"GAUUGH!!"

*shatter*

"MY ARM!!!"

"Aughhh...... *floor hitting sound effect* ......too... much... blood... lost...."

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE, NOW IM GONNA REPAY YOU BY TAKING YOURS IN RETURN!!!"

"Hehehe... You may do that... but we'll see who gets the last laugh... You can't expect to just walk out of here looking like that can ya? Don't even think about trying to look for makeup... I already burned it all before you got here..."

*SHLICK*

"GRAUUGHH!!!"

*SHLICK*

"JUST-"

*SHLICK*

"FUCKING-"

*SHLICK*

"DIE ALREADY!!!!"

*SHLICK*

*police sirens*

"NO, NO, NO! IM NOT GOING TO JAIL! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!!"

*clank*

"SHE'S GETTING AWAY!"

"h... h.... help.... me................"

"Hahahaha.... I'd hate to see such a life gone to waste."

"wh... whu.... th.... thats... im... possi....ble......................."

"I remember everything...."

Author's Note

NOW the story's beginning to pick up. I guess ya'll were getting pretty tired of just nothing but boring shit happening weren't ya?