Madness Combat: Warped Reality

(Wahey! Getting into some back story in this one, During Episode 1.5 of Project Nexus,(But this isn't how it goes I just made my own take on it >:D)

Madness Combat warped reality: Part 6

Somewhere in Equestria
Jesus

Jesus had just covered about one kilometre of ground as he kept floating towards the city on the hill he saw in the distance where he could sense where Hank was.

"Bloody hell hank" Jesus groaned. "Why do you always have to be so far away?" He thought aloud.

"WAIT!" Someone yelled clearly female.

Groaning, Jesus stopped and turned to meet a butter yellow pegasus with a pink mane Galloping towards him.

'Goddamnit...' Jesus thought. "Ugh.. Yes?" Jesus asked.

"Um... well... I was just wondering......" She sloooowly asked.

"Spit it out" Jesus interrupted.

"Oh those, they will die when they kill Tricky" He replied causing the pony to look quite uneasy as tears slowly started to roll down her face.

"Oh... b-but they have, and... they're still there... and they're killing and infecting other ponies..." she started to sob as tears started to fall freely from her large eyes.

"Now that's not possible, I unless they found another source of pow-... Oh SHIT!" Jesus realised as he started to float as fast as he could towards Ponyville. "GOD DAMN IT! How could I forget about the Unicorns?!" Jesus scolded himself.

"Oh.. um bye then... She could be heard in the distance

'I won't let any more innocent lives be lost!... Not again' He thought.

"Oh... well I was wondering if you caused the zombies in Ponyville..." She asked quietly with tears starting to form in her eyes.
He hasn't made this big of a mistake since... then

Ten years and one Attosecond ago
Somewhere in Nevada
Dr. Christoff's POV

A man in a whit lab coat with large glasses and a black goatee-beard combo entered a room with a large machine with the label: MAG Chamber on it. That man was me.

"Damnit Christoff!" Yelled my boss. "FUCKING HOP TO IT!" He yelled at me.

"Sorry Mr. Phobos, I just need to test your blood type to see if you will be able to use the Magnification chamber".I replied to my angry boss.

"Fine, but hurry up" Mr. Phobos replied in an impatient tone as he got his blood drawn.

After getting a sample I walked up to the the Magnification chamber with the blood sample and injected it into the blood reader. "OK.... lets see here... Oh my god!" I said in a shocked voice.

"Goddamn it What's wrong?" Phobos asked in an angry tone.

"Y-your blood is fine it's O-, it will work in the Magnification chamber, but... the DNA profiler says that you have a subclass of Autism, a very rare one as well." I replied with amazement in my voice.

Phobos looked rather cross "AUTISM!? Are you calling me a fucking retard Christoff!?" He screamed.

"No!. No of course not!. This rare subclass doesn't affect mental activity negatively in any way, in fact, it increases your mental capacity, resulting in a much more vivid memory, clearer thought process, Faster reaction time and overall more intelligence. However there has been anger and impatience in the affected with all verified cases" I told him. He seemed to calm down after this.

"OK, so am I all ready to hop into the MAG Chamber yet?" He asked.

"Yes, just get in and I'll start the transformation" I replied as he climbed into the machine and closed the doors.

"OK, when you're ready doc" He asked from inside the chamber.

I walked up to the console and started the chamber up. "OK, you will fall unconscious, but that is to be expected" I called out to the chamber, getting no reply I walked back to the machine, but tripped on a cord and banged my head on the control panel and accidentally changing the Agility waaaay up to 50.

I was knocked out for... God knows how long and Abomination breach alarms were going off.

"Oh shit!" I yelled as I got up and rubbed my head and checked my watch, 7:53 it read. "Damn! I've been out for three hours.

"HEY YOU! I heard someone yell from behind me. "Get down on the ground! NOW!" He ordered. Not one to be intimidated, I Bolted behind the MAG Chamber, narrowly dodging bullets from assault rifles and took the mandatory Abomination protection pistol, which was a trusty XD9 and took a peek at my assailants they were the Nexus facilities Riot guards

'Shit! not them!' I thought. I've had a run in with some of the Riot guards... how should I say... mental stability during one of my first experiment's.

They ran around the corner as I was reminiscing and started to fire at me, They missed, just, but hit the stasis chamber control at the back of the room.

"DIE YOU FUCK!" The larger of the two shouted me. I quickly fired off two shots at him and dodged another volley of bullets flew past me and into the stasis chamber control, one of my shots missed, but the other got him strait through the visor and through his 'eye', out the back of the head and into the shoulder of the other guard, the guard that got shot in the shoulder let out a cry and dropped to the tiled floor as his right clavicle was shattered with a bullet lodged into his patella. I quickly ran up and put a shot through his brain, I picked up his assault rifle which happened to be an FN Scar. I was about to leave the room until I head the distinct sound of abouttoexplodium overheating in the stasis chamber's energy supply.

"Oh SHI-"BOOOOM!

An eardrum bursting explosion shook the building and threw me across the room and into a locker.

"Ugh...." I groaned in pain as I tried to get up but failed, It seems that I had broken my left arm and a couple ribs. The locker I was thrown into which had a sign that said: Open only in emergencies. The door was dented so much that the lock broke, leaving the locker to swing open with the contents of it,a box with a lock on it, fall out just in front of me.

'What the hell, I'm probably going to die in a minute anyway' I thought as I slowly crawled up to it, shot the lock off and opened it,

"What the hell?" I spoke as I pulled out. It was a halo. Moments after I took hold of the halo, white lightning burst out of it and lifted me up into the air, the electric bolts started to hit me, causing me to convulse. Shortly after that 'Shocking' experience, the lightning stopped and the halo floated above my head and stayed there, I tried to take it off, but I got shocked by it whenever I touched it.

"Heh guess I'm like Jesus now" I said as I walked through the door from whence the guards came.

I was horrified. countless doctors and scientists. MY FRIENDS. lay dead on the floor in combined pools of their own blood, leaving a shallow puddle of it.

"No... NO DAMNIT. NO!" I dropped to my 'knees'. " Oh god... WHY DID I HAVE TO TRIP?!" I sobbed as I realised all of my friends had died trying to escape from something...

"RGARH!" I heard heard in front of me. I looked up to see an Abomination lunging at me, This one had it's arm straps broken off, it started tearing chunks of fabric from my coat as I was desperately trying to kick the thing off me, I caught some luck as a Riot guard happened upon the room as I was being attacked.

"OH SHIT!" He yelled as he fired off some rounds from an M4.

"KRAWGH!" It screeched as it's flesh was peppered and stopped it's assault on me and focused it's attention on the Riot guard. I slowly got to my feet and found an iron pipe nearby.

"OH SHIT HELP!" The guard yelled as he realised he wouldn't be able to kill the Abomination before it reaches him.

"KHAAARGH!" It bellowed as it tackled the guard to the ground and started ripping whatever it could off the guard before getting to his flesh.

"AAAAGH FUCK! HELP!!!" The guard screamed in agony as he was slowly torn apart by the Abomination.

"RRRAAAGH" I yelled as I swung the iron pipe as hard as I could at the back of the Abominations head, Smashing the back of it's skull open and revealing what used to be it's brain.

"HNGAAH!" It roared as it attempted to get back up, only to receive a hard swing of the pipe to the spine, hearing a loud crack I stabbed the pipe into the brain of the thing. It finally died...

I started to pant in exhaustion. "God*Pant*damn....*Pant* h-how is *Pant* a shitty little XD9 supposed to kill one of them?" I asked to nobody. "Oh.. god... this is all my fault" I whimpered.

"W-where am I" asked someone who came out of an opened stasis chamber who was heavily bandaged with a metal mask that had cords going to the back of his head. "WHERE THE HELL AM I?! WHAT'S THIS ON MY FACE!?" He screamed in panic,

"S-SIR!, calm down..." I stood up. "Your at the Nexus facility. Try to stay calm" I said as I tried to calm the sleeper agent down.

"WHAT'S THIS ON MY FACE!?" He cried. I didn't tell him what his 'Mask' was though...

"Umm... It-" I started, but was cut off.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MASK?! I- YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!" He yelled as he started to run towards me.

"SIR STOP OR I WILL OPEN FIRE!" I yelled at him, but to no avail.

"HELP ME!!!" He screamed as his mask started to beep.

"*Sigh* Sorry sir but I'm going to have to open fire..." I said sadly as I raised the FN Scar and fired off four rounds into the chest of the Sleeper agent killing him. Or so I thought. Seconds later, his head started to glow white and his body started to convulse until he finally woke up from... death.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU PRICK!?" He yelled as he threw himself at me. I fired off some more bullets at his chest and he 'Died' again. As expected, he came back to life.

"Oh god STOP IT!" He started to cry as he started to glow, the beeping growing faster.

"Your mask is a bomb" I said before firing off ten bullets into him, he fell to the ground again. this time, He let off a ticking noise moments before exploding in a shower of blood and guts.

"Jesus Christ... Hey.. that fit's pretty well" I smirked.

Present day
Outskirts of Ponyville
Jesus

Jesus was about to enter the town and kill the zombies until he heard the insane cackling of Tricky behind him.

"The fuck!?" He yelled as he turned around and saw Tricky, drenched in blood and shaking more than ever.

"HaHAhA, MiSS Me JeSUs?" Tricky laughed. as he took off his mask and pulled off out a head of a pony and took a bite out of it's eye.

"Tricky! What the hell are you doing here?" Jesus angrily asked.

"Oh NoThinG MuCh... jUst KiLLiNg aNd EaTinG thEsE PoNIes!" He replied as he opened his gaping jaw right open and shoved the whole pony's head in his mouth, he started to chew the head as it gave off sickening crunches along with spurts of blood.

Jesus quickly aimed his S&W 500 at Tricky and fired off a shot, Only to have Tricky dodge the bullet all Albert Wesker style.

"HehEhEH ThaT WoNT Do yOu AnY GOOd JeSuS" The insane clown mocked.

"That wont, but this might" Jesus said as he put away his sword and gun and held out his hands, creating a red four pointed star that slowly form and start spinning.

"H-GYAH" Jesus yelled as he threw his hands forward and unleashing a red mist with a black glow around it as his eyes glowed a deep crimson, Tricky didn't have time to dodge this and it hit him. The red mist slowly enveloped the clown and turned black with the black glow turning red.

Tricky cried out in pain as he was slowly being torn apart.

"BLOODY CLOWN!" Jesus shouted at the black cloud surrounding the clown.

"DiE JEsuS!" Tricky bellowed from inside the mist. as he threw his mask as hard as he could at Jesus, it spun like a Frisbee and lodged itself in Jesus's 'hip'

"GAAHH!" Jesus cried out as he stopped his hands stopped glowing, causing the mist to dissipate, revealing an insane clown with no skin or hair to speak of, just muscle that was dripping into a pool of blood underneath him.

"DonT FuCk wiTh tHe ChUck!" Tricky gurgled as he ran towards Jesus with his sign and smashed him across the face, sending him sliding across the ground. "YoU AlwAYs THouGhT yOu wERe BeTter ThaN mE dIDn'T yOU?" Tricky asked. Jesus pulled the mask out of his 'hip' and slowly got to his feet as blood freely poured from his wound.

"*Pant* Damn you..." Jesus said weakly. Tricky was still eating pony heads and enjoying watching Jesus die. "I... Hate you Tricky...." Jesus said weakly between gasps. As Tricky, STILL eating pony heads, stomped towards Jesus, his free hand reaching towards his halo.

"i'Ll bE TAkiNg ThAT. ChRiStOfF!' Tricky yelled and laughed at Jesus's reaction to his true name.

"Oh. my. GOD!...PHOBOS!!!!!" Jesus screamed in unbridled bridled fury.

"yOu ThoUGht YOu KiLLed Me Didn'T you Christoff?" Phobos the clown asked, dropping his sign, his insane voice starting to become more clear.

"No! I DID KILL YOU! I BLEW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!" Jesus screamed.

"Yes you did..." Phobos the clown said in 'Phobos's' voice. "You blew my head off, but still I am a MAG agent, were pretty tough if you haven't realized, You remember my Rare subclass of Autism? Yeah... well yOu know what haPpens aftEr Ten yeArs aFter becOmiNg A faiLed MAG AgeNt?... You stArt to BecoMe INsAnE" Phobos Said as the improbability behind his words resurfaced, he shot towards Jesus and took hold of his halo.

"NO!" Jesus yelled as his halo started to glow bright red.

"HaHahaHA!" Phobos cackled insanely as lightning started to come off Jesus's halo and arc onto Phobos and leave burn marks. "I aM GoInG To DEStRoY ThiS WoRLD!!!" He laughed as his muscles became charred from the lightning.

"NO!!!" Jesus bellowed.

"ScREw YoU JEsUS!. I'M GoiN*BANG*GHCK!... GHUGHhhhnng...." Phobos was cut of as a bullet from Jesus's S&W 500 pierced his skull, ploughing itself through the Improbability drive followed by Jesus's Binary sword slicing Phobos in half.

"Oh Phobos, Your 'Half' the man you you used to be, hehe" Jesus taunted weakly.

"*STATIC* ERROR!... 1NT3GR1T13S: 09.43%. DANGER. BRAIN DAMAGE.*STATIC* OUCH. OUCH!. OUCH!! RETRY!!" Phobos... Emitted. "*STATIC* MIND STRONG!!!!!!" Phobos screeched before starting to glow a blinding white light.

"Now I've got you" Jesus weakly laughed as he took back his halo and ran like hell.

*KABOOO*transition*OOOM!*

Somewhere in Hank's mind
Five minutes earlier
Hank

After what seemed like never ending torture and after Hank gave into to the pain and fell unconscious, but found himself in a endless void of darkness.

"Ungh...... W-where am I now?...." He asked to the darkness as he groggily got up off of... whatever he was standing on.

"oH... NoWheRE SpeCiAL... JuST youR MiNd..." A sinister demonic voice replied with amusement clear in its voice.

"My mind?.... The hell? who's there?" Hank yelled into the void.

"JuSt tHE LorD oF CHaOs, HehEhe... Or As iM BetTeR knOwN aS, DiSCorD " It said as the space around Hank became disturbed and that of a mirage, moments before a mismatched creature appeared right behind him, Hank acted quickly, Throwing a punch strait at him, only to have his fist phase right through him as the area he punched materialised into a black flame.

"GODDAMNIT! Your just like the Auditor aren't you!?" Hank basically screamed.

"WhY Yes, I HavE GoNe tHroUGh YoUR MeMorIeS AnD i ThinK I Am LikE HiM HehEhehE" Discord laughed as he slithered around Hank.

Hank replied with a flurry of fists at Discord, but only succeeding in turning more of him to black flames.
"Damnit! why wont you die!?" Hank yelled as he kept his fists flying.

Discord laughed and wiped a blood tear from his eye.
"ThAt wOn'T dO yoU Any GoOd hAnk"

Hank decided that continuing his assault on Discord would just tire him out so he decided to stop, but still stay on guard.
"Fine" Hank grumbled. "So why am I here then?" Hank asked

"YoU aRe gOinG tO KilL CeLeSTIa" He growled.

"No. Those horses didn't instantly try to kill me, so no. I wont kill them" Hank disagreed with a harrumph.

"oH hANk... I doN't ThiNK yoUR iN ThE POsItiOn tO givE Me liP bOY" Discord scowled. " Do As i SaY Or YoU WilL RuE thE Day mR. WimBeLtoN" He threatened.

"Or what? HMM?" Hank taunted.

"OR I wiLL KilL YoU!" Discord yelled.

"And?" Hank laughed. "Buddy, I've died 6 times and killed over five hundred people, so that's enough lip out of you Discord" Hank mocked.

"InSoLEnT SWiNE!" Discord shouted. "YoU ShaLl Bow Down to.... me?" Discord said as he realised that his body had stopped shaking and his the flames on his back had burned out. "W-what's happening to mmmm-ungh..... UURGH." Discord started to groan in pain as his body started to get lines of burn slowly moving around on him.

"Jesus Christ!..... Has just sunk your boat buddy" Hank said smugly.

"Y-Y-YOU W-WILL REGRET T-THIS H-HANK!" He screamed as Hank woke up.

*KABOOO*transition*OOOM!*
Somewhere on the floor where Hank fell unconscious
Hank

"Ah, Hank. You have awoken" Luna said happily as Hank opened his 'eyes'

"Ugh.." Hank moaned. "Gee thanks for not moving me out of a puddle of my own blood" Hank said sarcastically. "Bloody hell!" Hank yelled, annoyed.

"Sorry Mr. Wimbelton" Luna said with a sad look on her face as Hank got up to his feet, his own blood dripping off his back.

"Got any fresh bandages, my ones are all soaked. In my own blood" Hank asked, looking at Luna with the last few words.

"Y-yes. I shall call some servan-" She started but was cut off.

"Nope YOU get them" Hank said sternly "Your the one that causes" Hank gestured to himself. "This" Hank finished, crossing his 'arms'.

"FFFfffine..." Luna said with an annoyed tone.

ONE BANDAGE RENEWAL AND TRENCH COAT WASHING MONTAGE LATER

"Alright, thanks moon horse" Hank chuckled. Luna walked back into the room with the most horrified look you could picture on her face. "Do you know what time it is?"

"H-how can you l-live with so m-many wounds?" Luna asked with no emotion in her voice.

"That's right. TIME TO KILL A CLOWN!" Hank declared. as he started to run towards Ponyville (Cos he just knows where it is. Don't question it.)

Surely this day couldn't get any worse

(A/N Oh my, I hope nobody hates me for that Tricky = Phobos thing >:D