Madness Combat: Warped Reality

(A,N. I'm back baby! Sorry for the wait, have this chapter. Oh and Happy Halloween)

Madness Combat warped reality: Part 7

Somewhere in Equestria.
Lyra & Bon Bon's basement.

Lyra and Bon Bon had taken refuge in their basement in hopes that they'd be safe

"Bon Bon, Do you think those things will find us down here?" Lyra asked with fear apparent in her voice.

"I hope not Lyra" Bon Bon gulped, eyeing the barricaded door nervously, .

"They killed Winter Gleam and Tick-Tock" Lyra whimpered out.

"Please Lyra... Don't remind me... Please..." Bon Bon sniffed, letting a tear drop to the ground. " I don't want to think about it" She said.

"I hope we have enough food to last us down here" Lyra said, looking around the shelves on the wall.

"Me too " Bon Bon replied in a quiet voice, unable to get the thought of her friends being killed by those monsters.

*CRUNCH*

Both of the mares stopped dead as they heard a pained cry.

"What was that!?" Lyra yelled.

*CRACK*

"GHAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"

"Oh Celestia" Bon Bon muttered as they heard a blood curdling scream.

*BANG*
*Thud*

This sudden, deafening noise shocked both of the ponies; Lyra and Bon Bon quickly moved behind the most occupied shelf and started peeking through a gap on the cluttered shelf.

*Squeak*

...

"MMMPHNNG!!!"

*Smash*

*Slam*

"Oh Celestia!" Lyra cried. "They're inside!" She panicked, only to be forcefully shut up with Bon Bon's hoof.

They could both hear the steps growing ever closer towards the basement door.

*Knock Knock*

"Don't move" Bon Bon ordered.

*Knock Knock*

Neither pony dared to move a muscle.

*SMASH*

"Oh no oh no oh no" Bon Bon started to hyperventilate.

Five minutes earlier
Jesus

*KABOOOOOOM!*

"AH, GOD DAMNIT!" Jesus yelled as he covered his ears."Christ, that was close" he said as he looked at the massive crater where Phobos/Tricky used to be. Turning around he headed towards the town.

"OH CELESTIA HELP ME!!" He heard someone cry. Quickening his pace he was near where he heard the voice, only to see a corpse of a brown Unicorn pony with it's limbs twisted to impossible angles and chunks of flesh missing, leaving hideous wounds gushing with blood.

"Gugrhh" Jesus heard from behind him, doing a 360, Jesus was met with a large zombie pony with a sickly sharp and jagged horn protruding out of its cranium.

"Shit! they're spreading!" Jesus gasped.

"GUHRGH!" The zombie pony gurgled angrily as it started to charge it's horn a deep burgundy glow, once the glow seemed to grow as bright as it could, the zombie fired off a black flame that had a red glow to it at Jesus.

Doing a quick roll to the side and dodging the fireball that rendered part of the wall behind him to nothingness, Jesus pulled out his Binary Sword and sliced the left hind leg off the zombie and fired his S&W right into it's skull, leaving a gaping hole through it's eye and out the back of its head.

"Damnit! was that a Nexus bolt?!" Jesus was shocked, had he been hit by that, he would surely be dead.

"GhurghhhHHHH!" The zombie that had it's leg previously dismembered groaned.

"What the hell?" Jesus said as he started to back away, firing off 3 more bullets into the head of the zombie, having seemingly no effects other than turning it's head into Swiss cheese.

"GHRAAHGH!" It screeched as it's stump of a leg suddenly started shaking back and forth. Jesus ran up to the beast with his sword and impaled it in the throat and lifted it up into the air, slicing a large gaping slit up until the sword met the skull.

Suddenly the shaking stump made a sickening crack and created a new hoof that (albeit a bit mangled) looked good as new.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Jesus yelled, having never seen any of his zombies do this before. Jesus swung his sword upwards and sliced the zombies head clean in two, even through the horn, causing the zombie to fall to the ground with the sound of a sloppy splatter.

Jesus watched the body carefully, daring it to move. "Go on, I fucking dare you..." Jesus dared. After one minute, Jesus got up to leave, only to be slammed into by a Pegasus zombie going full pelt and being thrown into a buildings door with a loud.

*CRUNCH*.

"AAGH!" Jesus cried out as he had his back stabbed with multiple large splinters of wood effectively pinning him on the door. "HNNG!" he groaned in pain as he tried to push himself off the door.

"GRHAGH!" The Pega-zombie gurgle/screamed as it flew up and went to dive bomb Jesus.

"Shit!" Jesus yelled as he braced himself for impact.

*CRACK*

"GHAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!" Jesus cried out in agony as the splinters that were previously only a quarter ways into his back were pushed all the way in as he was tackled through the door and slamming the back of his head on a table.

"GRHGHH!" The zombie growled as it walked through the hole in the door, It's teeth bared and ready to get it's meal.

"NNGH!..." Jesus grunted as he shakily got up and held himself up on the table, despite the pain he pulled out his S&W and emptied the zombies 'brain' cavity with a loud.

*BANG*

The zombie stumbled back for a few seconds before falling to the ground with a.

*Thud*

'Ugh, Goddamn it.' Jesus thought. as he shakily walked over to a cabinet on the wall with a First Aid cross. "Ugh... Finally, some good luck" Jesus said to himself.

*Squeak*

Opening the First Aid cabinet, Jesus fount some bandages, a rag and some Iodine. 'Lucky me' Jesus thought as he took out the rag and put it in his mouth and biting down on it he started to pull out the splinters, one by one. "Mmmng!" Jesus moaned in pain as he slowly slid out the wooden shards in his back, causing blood to pour from the wounds.

Once they were all out, Jesus mentally prepared himself for what was coming next, he took out the bottle of Iodine, unscrewed the lid/dropper combo and poured the Iodine into his wounds.

"MMMPHNNG!!!" Jesus let out a muffled scream of agony and dropped the bottle of Iodine as he felt the acidic stinging of the Iodine cleaning the wounds on his back.

*Smash*

After what felt like hours, the stinging started do disappear. "Oh... GOD. DAMN!" Jesus quietly yelled as he reached out and grabbed the bandages from the cabinet and started to wrap them around his back. "Ugh... That. HURT!" Jesus complained as he slammed shut the cabinet

*Slam*

"Oh Celestia! they're inside!"Jesus heard from beneath him.

"Hmm?" Jesus hmm?'d as he walked over to what looked like doors to a cellar, he knocked twice.

*Knock Knock*

No answer, he knocked twice again.

*Knock Knock*

Still no answer, he pulled the door slightly, it was stuck. "Only one way this is opening" Jesus said to himself as he cocked his right arm back, focused some energy into it and Blew the doors off their hinges with a small burst of energy.

*SMASH*

"Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no... no no no. Oh Celestia no..." He heard in a panicked voice below.

"Its OK!" Jesus yelled into the cellar.

"GO AWAY!" A female voice yelled in a terrified panicked. "DON'T KILL US!" She yelled

"I'm not going to hurt you, I'm not a zombie" Jesus reasoned.

A brief moment of shuffling was heard and a seafoam Unicorn poked it's head out from behind a cluttered shelf, her eyes grew wide and lost all signs of fear.

"OH M-waah" She was cut off as a cream coloured hoof wrapped around her neck and pulled behind the shelves.

"I'm coming down now, OK?" Jesus replied slowly as he began his decent down the stairs.

"Bon Bon! It's a Human! *Squee*" The seafoam Unicorn '*Squee'd*' quietly.

*Smack*

"Ow!" The pony whined.

"GROW UP LYRA!" The one called 'Bon Bon' Hissed at 'Lyra'. "DO YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUS THIS SITUATION IS!?" She yelled.

"I DO!" Jesus yelled. "Lyra come here, NOW" Jesus ordered, resulting in an 'EEP'.

"N-no..." She replied, Jesus growled.

"GET OUT HERE NOW!" Jesus yelled as he fired his gun at the wall next to them.

*BANG*

"YOU'RE NEXT IF YOU DON'T GET OUT HERE!" Jesus screamed.

"Sorry sorry sorry sorry" Lyra apologised as she came galloping out from behind the shelf and stopping in front of Jesus.

"Good" Jesus said in a calm tone. "Now let me hold your horn for a second" Jesus said as he reached out his hand.

Lyra's face went a deep shade of red. "W-what? NO!" Lyra yelled, flustered and offended at such a blunt approach.

Jesus facepalmed. "No, not like that. Grow up" Jesus sighed. "J-just let me give you a spell" He said as he waited for approval. 'I didn't sign up for this shit' Jesus mentally kicked himself.

"O-OK..." Lyra nodded, still uneasy about someone touching her horn.

Jesus reached forwards and grabbed hold of Lyra's horn. "OK, just a second" He said as electricity started to crackle around his halo, starting to form white bolts of lightning with a blue glow that arced down into his hand. "Just a second" Jesus reassured.

Meanwhile Bon Bon was Boiling with jealousy as she saw someone touching Lyra's horn.

The bolts of lightning started to arc off Jesus's hand and onto the tip of Lyra's horn.

"YEOUCH!" Lyra yelled as she felt the lightning course through her body.

"And............ Done!" Jesus exclaimed as the last of the lightning arced into Lyra's horn.

"What did that do?" Lyra asked curiously.

"That spell will cure the infected ponies of their curse, follow me" Jesus motioned Lyra to follow her out of the basement. "Oh and Bon Bon, was it? stay put and if you hear anything come down here without speaking, hide as well as you possibly can" Jesus ordered, receiving a nod in understanding.

Heading up the stairs Lyra started. "So you're a Human right?" she asked.

"Why yes. Yes I am" Jesus answered. "Ok you're going to see a more blood than you would have probably ever seen before this whole ordeal than in all you're previous life, so prepare yourself" Jesus said, preparing the mint green pony for the terrible sight she was about to see.

As their heads started to poke out of the basement, the dead body became visible. "OH CELESTIA!" Lyra's green face went to the extreme's of green as she vomited on the stairs..... Just above Bon Bon. "Oops" Lyra nervously chuckled.

"OK, Lyra use that new spell on this zombie" Jesus commanded.

"B-But it's dead" Lyra stated.

"OH GOD! REALLY!?" Jesus said in a mock shocked voice. "Just use the spell" He deadpanned.

And she did, She charged her horn, but instead of it's normal golden glow, this one was red."H-hey. why's my spell red?" She asked.

"That's MY power you're using. "Jesus stated. "And my power is red, see?" Jesus said as he formed a red cloud and threw it at the Iodine bottle that previously had smashed on the ground, vaporising it.

"Oh, OK" Lyra said as she recharged the spell and fired it at the corpse. The skin colour of the zombie pony changed from a sick green to what it was beforehand, in this case it was Magenta. "Oh my gosh! I did it!" Lyra cheered.

"Well done. Now, time to cure them all!" Jesus laughed at Lyra's shocked face. "C'mon, let's got Greenie" Jesus teased.

Meanwhile in Equestria
Hank

"Oh god... this place is further away than I thought" Hank panted, having run almost ten kilometres. "If only there was a way I could get back to where I was before" He asked. And as if on queue Luna teleported right next to Hank. "OH SHIT!" Hank yelled in a startled tone!"

"Mr. Wimbelton! sorry for the fright, but you forgot this before you left the castle after you... displayed... you're wounds..." She said uneasily as she remembered the thought, all those stab and slash marks, all that dried blood, all those holes you could see through... Bleh, she presented Hank his Deagle.

"What?" Hank said as he felt around for his gun. "Oh yeah! thank's Mooney" Hank thanked.

"Mooney?" Luna scowled. I am the princ-" Hank cut her off.

"Hey could you teleport me to the town with that little purple Unicorn?" Hank asked.

"Y-yes... but there are monst-" She was cut off again.

"OK, let's go then" Hank said eagerly.

"FFFfffine..." Luna gave up trying to reason with Hank, at least she would get rid of him in Ponyville.

She charged up her horn and teleported them both towards Ponyville.

SHAWHOOMPF
Ponyville 15 seconds earlier
Jesus & Lyra

"Lyra! there's one! over there!" Jesus pointed at a zombie Earth pony about 50 metres away. "Cure it!" He yelled as the zombie started to charge towards the two.

"On it Jesus" Lyra said as she focused her energy and fired the curing spell.

*SHAWHOOMPF*

"What the hell?" Jesus gawped as he saw who had just appeared, it was Hank, along with an Alicorn. "HANK! MOVE!"

"PRINCESS LUNA!!" Lyra screamed as she saw the bolt heading strait towards her.

"AAGH!" Luna shrieked out as she was hit with the bolt of magic, she dropped to the ground unconscious.

"Oh SHIT! Mooney!" Hank yelled as he saw one of the only ponies he tolerated be knocked out, but looked up. "JESUS!!!" Hank yelled as he stood up and ran towards him.

Scratch that, It just got worse

(A,N. Sorry if anyone was put off with that whole Lyra's horn thing. Don't hate me for the cliffhanger either =C)