Chaotic Demon, Meet Some Cuddlys

by thatonecoffeemachine

Bill Goes to Sugarcube Corner.

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".......so this is town, eh?" asked Bill as they were walking through town. They also heard a few ponies panicking thinking that Bill was a threat. Mainly because he was walking beside Discord. Only anyone who probably lost their marbles, aside from the mane six and the princesses, would be weird and foolish enough to even walk near Discord. Another reason is because he's a flying triangle shaped brick wall with an eye and a top hat along with a bow. ".......haha! I love this town! So where's that bakery?" said Bill as he scanned through the facilities.

"We're headed to Sugarcube Corner. Cause that's the only bakery that I know. And probably the only one in town." said Discord as he too scanned through to try and spot the bakery. "It looks like a gingerbread house, but not made of gingerbread, which disappointed me."

"Aww, I was really looking forward to eating it." said Bill as he wore a napkin around his triangular body and a fork and knife in his hands. "Now I got dressed for nothing."

"I know. Such a shame." said Discord. "But it is a bakery, which means that we could ask them to make one of the same copy as the bakery itself."

"It's not the same." whined Bill. "Where's the 'wow' factor? Where's the quality that makes it appetising?

"Indeed, you are right. But," said Discord. "Pinkie does make good bake goods. It's actually incredible. Not even I could make it that good. I've been trying to find out what she puts in them that makes them taste that good. But when I tried to spy on her, Fluttershy would scold me and say that 'Spying is bad Discord, I thought you better than that'". he mimicked the voice of Fluttershy.

"She advised me to ask her, and when I did, she'll be like 'I just add in what you add into any normal gingerbread. It's just the same'" he then mimicked Pinkie's voice.

"Hmm....." thought Bill. "Maybe she added a special ingredient?"

"I asked that too and she replied with lurve." said Discord as they both shivered in disgust.

"Ew. I lost my appetite." said Bill.

"But don't you wanna try any of her treats? To be fair, lurve actually makes it better."

Bill thought for a while. "Hmm....... It does sound tempting..... eh. Why not?"


"Great day to you too, Lyra!" said Pinkie as she waved goodbye to Lyra from behind the counter. Lyra was putting her box of cupcakes for a special party into her saddlebag before walking off, waving Pinkie goodbye as well before she left.

"Okie dokie, who's next~" she mused, before looking at the next customers. "Oh hey, Discord and Bill! What can I get ya?"

Discord was about to say something but then saw his friend look at her with the most confused look. ".......what. How did she- how did you- what?"

"It's Pinkie, don't question it." said Discord. Bill continued his confused look.

"But, how? How? Being the physic here is my job! Mine!" he said as he held Pinkie's face close to his. "Tell me, what is your secret?"

Pinkie instead giggled. "Your friend is weird, Discord."

Bill let go of her head. Still confused. But didn't care much as he wanted to try out one of her baked 'treats'. "Okay........I'll be watching you..." he said as he narrowed his eye.

"Okie dokie lokie!" said Pinkie. "Soooo, what can I get ya both?" she asked again.

Bill, with his eye still narrowed, asked slowly. "Soo. What do you have here?" he asked suspiciously.

"Oh, I can talk like that too! Well," she said with her eyes narrowed as well but with her smile still as wide as ever. "We have a special today. Do you wanna know what that special is? It's a very special kind of special." she said as she wiggled her eyebrows.

"You don't say. What is this special special and how special is this special special?"

"It's a very very very very special kind of special........aaaand it's carrot cake!" announced Pinkie finally.

"...hmm...interesting..." said Bill, still suspicious of the mare but interested in seeing this 'carrot cake'.

He then felt a tap on his back. He turned around and faced Discord. "..........I'm burning this thing down."

".........I'm coming with."


Twilight was walking through the town, with her trusty assistant Spike on her back, buying......... stuff.

"Quills?" asked Spike, holding a list and a pencil. Twilight thought for a while.

"Mm......we still have some at home, right?"

"Well, last time I checked, we only ha- woah, what's going on over there?" asked Spike as he pointed to a direction.

She looked to see where he was pointing to and noticed that ponies came running and panicking, and from the direction of where Sugarcube Corner is supposed to be.

"What is going....." she paused as she saw smoke in the air. Rainbow smoke. "......what?"

She quickly galloped to that area in search of the source of the smoke. "Is something on fire or.......something?" asked Spike.

"Let's......" she was then at the junction to Sugarcube Corner, but still in view if the bakery. The bakery was covered in flames, but Rainbow coloured flames. "........what? Rainbow coloured flames?....... THE BAKERY IS ON FIRE!" she said in panic suddenly as she realised that.

Spike looked at it with confusion but worry for the citizens in it. "Why are the flames Rainbow? And is everyone out of there yet?" asked Spike as he hopped off of Twilight's back and ran to the entrance of the bakery.

"Spike! Wait! That's dangerous!" yelled Twilight but she was too late as he entered it. She quickly galloped to the entrance but was stopped when she heard a familiar voice.

"Now how did that happen?" asked Discord in a worried tone to his pal, Bill.

"Why I don't know, Discord. How did this happened?" asked Bill in a concerned tone.

Twilight's left eye lid twitched. She then turned to face Discord. "DISCORD, YOU TRIED TO BURN DOWN THE BAKERY?!"

"Now, now there, Twilight. What did Celestia teach you about accusing others?" scolded Discord as he shook his talon at her.

"So this is Celestia's student?" asked Bill, looking at her in disappointment as he leaned against Discord's shoulder with his elbow on it.

"Indeed she is." replied Discord.


Author's Note

Carrot cake.

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