"What gives you the idea in your right mind that burning the bakery is a good idea!? What would Fluttershy think of this!?" yelled Twilight.

Discord's ears drooped. But Bill just chuckled. "Who cares about what a pony thinks? Right, Discord?" he saw Discord looking down frowning. ".....oi dei. I really did miss alot. Have you gone soft or somethin'?" asked Bill as he poked his friend, his finger going through him like the most softest pillow in the world.

Bill gasped. "You have! What?! This isn't you!" he then lifted Discord's head to look into his eyes, which were still glued to the ground. "Pal! Come on! Speak to me!"

He then pointed to Twilight. "What have you my friend, Twilight?! You brainwashed him didn't you?! DIDN'T YOU?!" he said as he faced Discord. "Don't worry bud! I'll try to undo the brainwashing that she had done to you!"

"....who are you?" asked Twilight, confused at his outburst amd misunderstanding.

"None of you business, brainwasher! I won't let you brainwash me too!" he said as he snapped and made a tin foil hat appear on his head, also covering his top hat. "I'll be going now! And I'll be watching you just like I'm gonna watch that weird pink pony just in case you're gonna brainwash some other people! Brainwashing is our job! You job stealer! Good day!" said Bill as he snapped him and his amigo away.

Twilight just continued to stare at the same place that they were seconds ago, still so confused of the situation.

"Uhhh Twilight?" called out Spike. She heard her name and realised that-

"SPIKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!" yelled Twilight as she realised that her name got called from on top of the roof of the bakery. Which happened to be where most of the flames are, and Spike was in the flames.

"Well, uh, I discovered something." said Spike.

"And what is that 'discovery'? And also GET OFF THERE SPIKE THAT'S DANGEROUS!" yelled Twilight, not believing that he's up there in the flames and was still standing and not burning to death.

"Well heheh you wouldn't believe this but..." he waved his arms up and down in the fire. "....theeese are not real flames."

Bill and Discord then reappeared in a treehouse. Literally. Bill realised that the house is the tree itself.

".....this place really is strange. Right, Discord?" he called for his friend that was beside him. No response from him. "Discord?" he called again as he turned to see his friend still looking at the ground frowning. "Jeez Discord. Do you really care about that yellow pony that much?"

"I'm not upset because of that." said Discord finally. "I'm upset because she didn't like our surprise. Fluttershy said that ponies like gifts. So I helped the bakery get more sales by giving it something that would attract other ponies. WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT THAT?!" shouted Discord in frustration as Bill patted his back.

"Told you you should've used real flames." said Bill. He then looked around. "Where are we anyway?"

"We're in Twilight's house." replied Discord as he too looked around. Bill looked at him in confusion.

"Twilight lives in a tree?" asked Bill.

"I don't get it either." replied Discord as the two began walking around and exploring the tree-house.

Bill pulled out a book from a shelf and flipped through. "This pony sure do love books."

"Yep. This is Twilight's house we're in. Twilight's. The biggest nerd in the universe." said Discord as he went up the stairs to Twilight's bedroom.

Bill threw the book behind him and began to follow Discord. "This place is boring. And so is her personality. Like, come on! Lighten up a little."

Discord then hopped onto Twilight's bed. "I know, right? Twilight is such a joykill."

Bill too began to sit on the bed beside Discord. ".......this place is boring. I thought that it would be more fun than this."

Discord began thinking. "Hmm......."

"...Celestia and Luna lives here too, right?" asked Bill. Discord nodded.

"Do you want to have a little tour of their castle? It's free, personally by moí." said Discord.

"Hey, hey, hey! Sounds like a good idea! Wonder what's sunny's up to..."

"She just does her boring Princess stuff, as usual."

"Hmm......well lucky for her that we're coming over! Cause we got lives to ruin- ahm- lives to lighten! Haha!" said Bill as Discord snapped his talon and they dissappeared.

Discord reappeared again however. He snapped his talon and made all the books fly out of their shelves, making them fly around, some even hitting other stuff off tables and such. Discord snickered. "Serve her right....." before snapping himself away again.

Celestia was walking towards the balcony, which was already occupied by pegasus colt. His fur was red, he had yellow bowl-cut style hair and a cutie mark of a shoe. Celestia realised that he was there and sighed in frustration.

He was a foreign exchange student from 'Marelaysia'. And he could be a big of a hoofull. That's a problem if you don't understand Malay.

"Hello, 'Kaysut'. What are you doing here?" asked Celestia.

"Nama saya 'Kasut'. Apalah kau ni? Kaysut, Katsut, Lutsut lah." said Kasut in Malay.

"My apologies, 'Kaysut'. But um, I don't understand Malay." said the Princess. Kasut tilted his head in confusion. "Ehm, speak English?" said the Princess as she gestured him to speak.

"Oh! Okok. Sk'jap ah!" he said as he cleared his voice. "My a name is a 'Kasut'. Not a 'Kaysut', no. That's is a like DJ name. You know a DJ? Like wica-wica." he said as he mimicked the sounds of a DJ's CD scratching sound.

"I....." she raised her hoof to reply, pu put it down as she gave up. "Nevermind. Sorry for mispronouncing your name. So, uh, what are you looking at?" asked Celestia as she too looked out.

"'What looking at'?" he asked in confusion as he thought at first of what she was saying. After a while, he then understood. "'What' ialah 'apa', 'looking' ialah.....oh! Ohhhhh! Okok. Dah faham dah, faham." he said as he smiled that he had finally understood it. Celestia then tapped him and gestured to ask what he was looking at. "H-huh? O-oh. Ya kan. Uhhh......" he trailed as he pointed out at somethung shooting down from the sky. Celestia looked out at the shooting thing which looked like it was shooting towards Celestia. Kasut stepped beside a little. But before Celestia could react, it shot towards her and crashed into her with a crash.

"Eep!" she squeaked as it crashed into her. Cake crashed into her. A really large cake.

Kasut, with his hoof still pointing towards the cake, made an explosion sound as he saw his teacher under a large cake. "Powww. Cikgu telah meninggal dunia, ahamdulilah." he then made the sign of the cross and looked down. "Bye bye, teacher. See you at 'Syurga'."

Celestia's head suddenly popped out of the cake and breathed heavily, making the icing splat out everywhere. Even onto the student. When he saw that his teacher was still alive, he looked at her with wide eyes. "Ahamdulilah, cikgu telah terbangkit daripada kubur keknya. Allah telah selamatkan engkau, cikgu. Raikanlah nasib yang istimewa ini, cikgu! Allah!" he said as he raised his hooves into the sky. "Allah, tunjukkan diri Allah!"

Another creature too popped out of the cake. Two of em. Discord, who's hugging Bill, popped out of the cake and breathed heavily. Discord, without reacting any other way other than taking heavy breaths, he turned to Celestia with a smile. "Hello, Celly."

The student looked at them agape. Before starting to run towards them with great astonishment and started jumping around. "Allah!!!" he called the two unknown creatures. "Inikah engkau, Allah? Yang saya hormati dengan sayang yang besar." he said as he started to get close to them, stepping on the cake, hugged Discord and Bill and started sobbing hysterically. "Allah!!!"

Discord was startled by the sudden hug. Bill however was struggling to breath because he was in the middle of that hug. "C-can't.....breath....."

Celestia looked at them, not knowing whether to laugh or to cry. This day isn't going as great as she thought it would.

Author's Note

I drank a bottle of chocolate milk. What did you drink?