"So this Yugi guy is gonna help us save the school?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Spike, and Sunset Shimmer were all sitting on the bleachers next to Canterlot High's all-purpose sports field. Sunset Shimmer still had her black leather jacket on, despite it being over 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

"Well if anything Sunset Shimmer told me is accurate, then he should be the best guy for the job at hand," Twilight Sparkle answered.

"Hey, I'm a credible source!" Sunset Shimmer interjected.

"I'm not saying you aren't, Sunset, but-"

"Hey look, there comes Pinkie Pie now!" Rarity interrupted.

Across the field, Pinkie Pie came hopping towards the bleachers, her frilly skirt bouncing along with her. Following her were Yugi and his friends. Joey was wearing a green jacket and kept his hands behind his head and his eyes closed as he walked. Tristan was wearing a beige jacket, Tea was wearing a pink one, and Yugi a blue one. Everyone on the bleachers could not stop gawking at the ridiculous hairstyles presented before them.

"Hello, everyone!" Pinkie Pie began. "For my friends on the bleachers, the blond one is Joey,"

"Hey, how you doin'?" Joey said.

"The girl is Tea, the brown-haired one is Tristan, and Mr. Crazy Hair here is Yugi!"

Upon seeing Yugi more clearly, Rarity squealed and dashed down the bleachers. "He looks just like a baby panda!"

"You mean he's not? Could've fooled me," Fluttershy added.

"Hey hey, take it easy girls!" Rarity pinched Yugi's cheeks. "Ow! Now she's touching my face,"

Rarity let go of Yugi's cheeks. "Sorry, I just can't help myself! You're too cute for your own good!"

"So I've been told," Yugi rubbed his hands against his cheeks.

"So you're the King of Games, eh?" Sunset Shimmer said. "I hope you won't get offended when I say I was expecting someone taller,"

"Actually...I'm not the King of Games per se. That's just my sexy alter ego who's actually good at games," Yugi said.

"Sexy alter ego? I'll believe it when I see it," Rainbow Dash said.

I believe that's my cue to enter, Yami said in Yugi's mind.

"Okay, here goes," Yugi's Millennium Puzzle began to glow. Yugi himself grew about eight inches in height, and some of his bangs began to stick up.

"Hey there," Yami said to the girls on the bleachers. All of them except Rainbow Dash and Sunset Shimmer were speechless.

"Okay, I believe it," Rainbow Dash said.

"This is the one I remember," Sunset Shimmer said.

"Hey, so-called King Of Games, I bet I can still kick your butt in a game of soccer," Rainbow Dash said.

"Oh, you wanna bet?" Yami replied.

"So how does this game work again?" Yami asked.

Yami and Rainbow Dash stood in the middle of the field, a soccer ball between the two. Rainbow Dash stood poised to take off at a sprint, while Yami just stood, arms crossed.

"You try to kick this ball here to the other person's goal, while they try to stop you and do the same," Rainbow Dash answered.

"Sounds simple enough," Yami said.

"Ready?"

"I guess so,"

"3...2...1..."

Rainbow Dash immediately took off at a run, stealing the ball before Yami even had a chance to react. By the time Yami turned around and chased after Rainbow Dash, she was already a fourth of the way to the goal.

"Hey, wait up!" Yami chased after Rainbow Dash. By the time Yami caught up, Rainbow Dash had already kicked the ball into the goal.

"Looks like I win, 'King Of Games'," Rainbow Dash had a giant self-satisfied smirk on her face.

"Oh come on, that was just the warm-up game!" Yami laughed.

"Best two-out-of-three?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"You're on!" Yami said.

"How?! You beat me with Filly Second again!" Sunset Shimmer shouted. "It's like you've been playing this game your whole life!"

"Really?" Yami said. "Because I just chose her at random. I've never even played this game before," As he said that, Filly Second knocked the Mane-iac out with a well placed punch to the gut.

"Let's just start a new match," Sunset Shimmer said.

"Alright," Yami peered through the list of fighters. "How about I play as Humdrum? He looks pretty pathetic," Sunset Shimmer laughed as Yami selected Humdrum as his fighter.

"Hey! Humdrum is not pathetic!" Spike objected.

"Oh, what do you know? You're a dog," Yami responded.

"Actually, where I come from, I'm a mighty and fearsome dragon that can breathe fire," Spike said.

"Yes, because dragons totally come in dog-shaped packages," Yami said.

"You guys, cut it out!" Twilight shouted.

"You beat me with Humdrum!" Sunset Shimmer shouted. "How is that even possible?!"

"King of Games, baby!" Yami responded.

"And that's checkmate!" Yami declared.

"What?!" Twilight Sparkle could not believe that she lost yet another game of chess. Back in Equestria, she was the Ponyville regional champion, and Yami was here making her look like a rank amateur. "One more game!"

"You're on!" Yami began to return the chess pieces to their starting positions.

Joey walked into the bedroom where Yami and Twilight were playing. "Hey look, the two biggest nerds in the room are playing chess. How cute,"

"So why am I even here again?" Yami asked Twilight. "I mean, aside from owning everyone here at every game in existence,"

"Oh, right," Twilight placed one hand behind her head. "Eh...we kind of have a problem that's endemic to my world,"

"Okay then..."

"You see, I'm actually a princess from a land called Equestria, where almost everyone is some kind of pony, and a powerful unicorn named King Sombra that we...ahem...dealt with previously may have come over to this world in the form of a trading card to try and seek revenge,"

"That makes sense," Yami said.

"Wait, seriously?" Twilight asked.

"I mean, it makes as much sense as a children's card game determining the fate of the universe," Yami answered.

"That reminds me," Twilight rose from her chair. "I need to write a spell so that Sombra doesn't gain any more power than he already has while you try and beat him in a duel. If that doesn't work, then I don't know what we're going to do,"

"That sounds like a good plan, but what about our chess game?" Yami said.

"Forget it, you were going to beat me anyway," Twilight said.

"Yeah, I guess I was," Yami said.

Joey sauntered over to Rainbow Dash. "Hey, baby. I know a game that we can play later, in private,"

"What the hell?" Rainbow Dash responded.

"Real smooth, Joey," Yami responded. "I mean, you're really reeling her in right now,

"Hey, it's not my fault everyone wants to get into your pants, Yugi!" Joey snapped. "I mean, where are my fangirls?"

"Don't worry. You'll get your own fangirls, maybe, in the next ten to twenty years," Yami quipped.

"That does it!" Joey raised his fist, when Pinkie Pie interrupted from another room.

"Hey Yugi!" Pinkie Pie called. "Could you come to the phone real quick?"

"I would stay and fight you, Joey, but apparently I have important phone calls to make," Yami left the bedroom.

"So what's this about, then?" Yami asked.

"I want you to order us some pizza!" Pinkie Pie handed Yami the house phone. "Don't worry, I already dialed their number.

"Okay..." Yami took the phone while Pinkie Pie stood off to the side.

"Hi! Thank you for calling Equine Pizza. How may I help you?" The voice on the phone was high-pitched and enthusiastic, probably a teenage girl who had been hired not to long ago.

"Uh yes, hello, I would like to place an order," Yami said.

"Okay, what would you like sir?" the phone girl asked.

"Um...do you have pizza?" Yami asked.

"Well, I can certainly check if we have pizza here at Equine Pizza," the phone girl quipped.

"Okay, forget I asked," Yami said as Pinkie Pie giggled at him. "I would like, uh, five pizzas, please,"

"What size would you like those pizzas, sir?" the phone girl asked.

"Make them pharaoh-sized!" Yami said.

"Um, sir, I don't believe we carry that size here. The largest size we have is extra large," the phone girl said.

"What? What do you mean you don't have pharaoh-sized pizzas?!"Yami shouted. "If you can't make pizzas large enough to sate my appetite, then to hell with your business!"

"Yugi!" Pinkie Pie chastised Yami.

"Alright, alright, hold on! Just give me a second to regain my composure," Yami took a few deep breaths.

"Okay, sorry about that. Can I just get five large pizzas?" Yami turned to Pinkie Pie for confirmation. She nodded her head in agreement. "Yeah, five large pizzas, please,"

"Would you like any toppings on that, sir?" the phone girl asked.

"Um, yes, can I get...pizza?" Yami was confused.

"You want us to put pizza on your pizzas?" the phone girl was confused as well.

"Okay, hold on a second," Yami turned to Pinkie Pie. "What toppings should I get?"

"Well, what I was thinking is that we would get two cheese pizzas, two pepperonis, and one meat lover's," Pinkie Pie said.

"Thanks," Yami turned back to the phone. "Okay, can I get two cheese pizzas, two pepperoni pizzas, and one meat lover's pizza?"

"Alright, so you want two large cheese pizzas, two large pepperoni pizzas, and one meat lover's?" the phone girl asked.

"Yes," Yami said.

"Okay, now what's your address?" the phone girl asked.

"Pardon?" Pinkie Pie giggled at Yami once more.

"We need to know where to send these pizzas, sir," the phone girl said.

'Oh, yes, um..." Yami turned to Pinkie Pie again. "What's this address again?

"It's 1600 Generic Lane, silly," Pinkie Pie said. Yami turned back to the phone.

"Uh, could you send those pizzas to 1600 Generic Lane, please?" Yami asked.

"We sure can. Will that be all?" the phone girl asked.

"That will be all, thank you," Yami said.

"Have a nice day, sir," the phone girl said.

"You too," Yami hung up the phone. "Well, that went well,"

Pinkie Pie giggled once more "You've never ordered a pizza before, have you?"

"Nope!" Yami said.

Normal Yugi woke up sprawled across his matress like a starfish, his head pounding and his stomach aching. Joey was beginning to stir from his slumber on the bedroom floor.

"Ughhh...I hate pizza hangovers. They're the worst," Yugi groaned.

"I feel ya, Yug," Joey got up from the floor and glanced around the room, conspicuously devoid of any other people. "Hey Yug, where did everyone go?"

Yugi lifted his head and his eyes widened when he saw that there was no one else there. "Did we miss the beginning of the tournament?"

Now Joey's eyes widened. "Nyeh! I think we did! We gotta hurry, Yug! Come on!" Joey grasped Yugi's hand and dragged him out of the house at top speed.

Author's Note

Writing things that aren't duels is harder than I thought. I guess I'm out of practice.

Also Question: Would any of you like to see Yami Bakura duel the Great and Powerful Trixie in this fic? Because I just realized that that's a thing I can do.