Chapters Chaos is not always a good thing
chaos is not what it used to be
-----------authors note: OK first of all i know people are waiting for part 2 of beyond the cutie mark and I AM working on it just kind of hard to do it being a full-time student! but this story is one of a few I've been working on and I am working on others and will try to update them swiftly so in the mean time enjoy and i hope i didn't make as many mistakes in this! Also any NAME suggestions are welcomed! I'd like a see if anyone out their can come up with a new title for this! XD (also beta readers needed and if you have suggestions send them to me though notes!)------
Chaos, it was law now,chaos day and night, 24/7 never stopping never ending. It was truly a beautiful sight, seeing a group of buffalo dance by as a house in the back ground suddenly flips over. A flock of frying pans flying by as taffy leaked out of them, it was truly a beautiful sight for the king of chaos to behold....at least he thought. The misshapen Dragoneqiuus sat on his throne on top of the pillar he grew in the middle of ponyville. His many different body parts being warmed up in the light of the frog shaped sun. His head resembled a horse, a deer antler on the right, a goat horn on the left. He ran his snake tongue along his one long fang in a attempt to do anything more exciting. His eyes mismatched red eyes scanned the land lazily. He raised his right arm which was a lions paw and stroked his beard with it. He stopped playing with his beard bored with it already and laid his head in his left arm that was an eagle's claw. He continued to stare at the landscape for what felt like hours to him before he stood up making his long body pop. He sat back down and lifted his right leg which looked like it belonged to a lizard, he quickly kicked a small rock that was next to his throne. He crossed his other leg over it putting his goat leg above the lizard one making them cross. He sat their pouting slightly as he reached up and began to play with his right wing that belonged to a bat. After a few moments he began to play with his left wing the wing of a Pegasus making sure his feathers in the wing were straight. He looked up in thought at the fact he wanted the feathers on his wing to be straight, he sighed loudly his snake's tail slithering back and forth behind him.
He sat their watching chunks of earth floating aimlessly through the air. pink clouds floating by showering everything under them in chocolate milk. The sky changing colors every few seconds. Discord sat lazily on his throne bringing his eagle arm up to his face examining his nails with a bored expression.
“I'm bored.” Was all the Dragoneqiuus said out loud with slight annoyance. Despite the pandemonium all over Ponyville he was bored and he couldn't figure out why. He sat there in silence for awhile, before clicking his fingers and making a glass of chocolate milk appear out of thine air. Discord took a sip and looked out over the empty and dead quiet streets of the small town. He ran his eagle talon across the top of the cup making it purr quietly as he did so.
“Why cant I enjoy my chaos?” He asked annoyed. It had only been nearly a whole year since Discord the god of chaos and disharmony had successfully taken over the small town. sure he put the whole world at his knees but after a few months of that he decided he needed a headquarters of his own. he picked Ponyville because it was the center of harmony and plunging it into chaos showed the whole world he was here to stay. plunging it into utter chaos was the first thing to do on his list, he looked at his list he had and noticed all the check marks on it, beat the elements check. humiliate a defeated Celestia and Luna check, show the world who's the new king in town check. nearly everything was checked off making him toss it to the side bored. he felt like visiting a random kingdom today but felt too lazy, he didn't feel like fighting armies today. sure the nations of the world tried to stop him sending armies after armies after him but if those armies couldn't stand up to Celestia or even Luna what made them think they could even stop him? he shook his head he had decided a 4 months ago to stop invading over kingdoms, not out of fear but out of boredom and convenience. nothing annoyed him more than to have to battle in the middle of the night after he was fast asleep, they kept their distance as long as he kept his. though he did get a few mercenaries and a few solders here and there coming to 'stop him' and become hero's, he did enjoy those the most simply because they were random events and he did enjoy exercising. He grinned as he recalled his first the so called “fight” and with a click of his fingers a giant TV popped out of nowhere. he did enjoy viewing his first fight and his first victory.
…........................ discord TV...........
AHAHAHAHAHA!
A loud maniacal laughter rang though what was left of Ponyville. The new self proclaimed king sat on his throne laughing at all the chaos. A house made out of cards to his right, chunks of earth with houses still on them floating in the background, a herd of long leg rabbits running past him, and just in time to make him laugh some more a herd of dancing buffalo doing bale in tutus, it was enough to drive anypony mad but to him it was simply amusing. He clicked his fingers with glee as pies rained down onto the street. He sighed happily and then as if on cue a cotton candy cloud flew next to him and he quickly made a cup appear in his hand as chocolate rain began to fall filling it with chocolate.
“Chaos is a wonderful wonderful thing.” He said happily as he was about to take a sip of his favorite drink.
“Not as wonderful as Friendship!” A female voice yelled loud enough to get his attention. He sighed as he looked over and saw the Mane six. He laughed on the inside at the terrible pony pun.
“Oooh this again?” he asked with a grin as he took a sip of his drink drinking up the glass leaving the milk in perfect shape. He looked at the milk and tossed it over his head making it explode in a rain of confetti as it hit the ground. He laughed to himself again enjoying the idea of demolition party chocolate milk. At that moment he noticed they where talking.
“Blah blah friendship blah blah harmony.” was all he heard making him give a deep chuckle.
“Oh Applejack don’t lie to me,I'm the one who made you a liar.” he said not missing a beat using his powers to pull the earth pony and the rest to him enjoying the look of fear in their eyes. To his surprise Twilight Sparkle appeared in front of him and used her magic to put up a protective bubble around her and her friends. As they landed he noticed something that unnerved him a little, the beautiful checkerboard pattern he put on the ground turned back into normal grass.
“Hmm interesting, looks like the elements are no longer in disarray.” Discord thought to himself but not letting them see he was a tiny bit nervous. At that moment he wished he was back in stone as the princesses number one student went on a rant.
“Oh god how I hate rants about friendship and harmony its always so boring.” He thought to himself tapping his chin in boredom, he suddenly grinned as he got an idea that made him grin. He quickly teleported in front of them making a annoyed face.
“Ewww gag, Fine go ahead try to use your little elements to friend me,Just make it quick!” He added as he teleported back to his comfy throne.
“I’m missing some excellent Chaos here.” he said in a dull voice while grinning at them. They stood there about to attack when he noticed one of them was missing. He looked over and saw Pinkie Pie practically showering under the chocolate rain, he smiled.
“Oh if only she wasn't a element welder.” he said sighing sadly. She was the only one who he didn't mind having around she was so much like him yet not really like him. He smiled as she gulped down all the chocolate milk she could. She smiled and he swore she smiled at him, but then hoped next to her friends and growled at him like a rabid dog. He sat their bored wondering what was going to happen next ready for anything but what he saw made his stomach turn.
“.....It cant be...the elements are....activating?” He thought to himself his playful chaotic mind ceasing to exist instead it was replaced with a calculating mind.
“ Hmm OK I've seen this before like so many movies and sadly I know the ending too well.” He thought. It was lucky of him that his mind worked faster than normal creatures he began to form a plan. Should he teleport? DODGE!? Beg forgiveness?or should he simply just kill them? The last thought made him frown,sure he was a monster and their enemy but he despised violence it was sooooo predictable so boring. He knew he could replace their blood with ground glass, or give them a brain tumor that would kill them instantly, or the classic snapping their necks with a click of his fingers. He looked at his hand and looked at it.
“Should I?” he thought darkly. But smiled as he waved off the dark ideas away he had class he wasn't a simple brute, a killer. He sighed in annoyance that would make this so much easier but then wheres the fun in that? He could turn them into stone but like he said before he doesn't turn ponies into---
“Stone...” he thought his mind racing with ideas and one stood out and he grinned as he watch the Elements of Harmony rise up into the sky.
“Hu? Oh no whats this?!” He yelled in a worried tone backing away slightly.
“No!” He yelled standing up. The Elements grew brighter and brighter as the elements shot forward in a wave of pure energy.
“NO!NO!NOOOOOooooo!” He yelled louder as he looked at them with a terrified look on his eyes as the energy hit him. He grinned on the inside as he put his plan into motion. He yelled his body contorting in painful ways, his lower body turning into stone and slowly began to move upward.
“Damn it I forgot how much this hurts!” He yelled to himself but grinned as he made the silliest face he could muster as the stone overtook him.
….......at the Canterlot Castle..........
The mane six walked in thought the doors happily. Enjoying the looks of awe and adore on the faces of the other ponies cheering them on. They slowly made their way up the stairs to Princess Celestia. She looked down at them with the brightest smile. She cleared her throat making everypony be quite.
“We are gathered here today to once again honor the heroism of these six friends who stood up to the villain Discord.” Princess Celestia said proudly.
“And saved Equestria from eternal chaos!” She said happily making the crowed cheer. Princess Celestia used her magic to reveal a new window showing the victory over the fallen god of chaos.
“I'm so proud of all of you.” Celestia said giving them each a hug.
“We are happy to help anytime Princess Celestia we---
“Hey Princess. I gotta ask ya something!” Pinkie pie said butting in interrupting Twilight in the process. The Alicorn smiled at the silly pony.
“Sure what is it Element of laughter?” She said with a warm smile. Pinkie smiled up at her before tapping her chin a bit with her hoof.
“What will happen to Discord?” She asked looking up at the princess something in her eyes sparkled. The Alicorn looked down at her and sighed sadly.
“He will remain in his prison for the rest of eternity, hopefully.” She added at the end making the pink mare look down sadly.
“Oh that’s too bad, he was fun.” She said drawing circles on the rug with her hoof.
“Pinkie what?!” Twilight yelled at her making her jump a bit.
“Yeah pinkie what the hay!?” Rainbow Dash yelled giving her a glare at her friend.
“Oh I was just saying I kind of feel sorry for him I mean if only the elements took all the bad away from him like they did with Luna, it would have been neat to have him around.” Pinkie Pie said with a smile on her face. Celestia looked down at her and smiled.
“I know dear I wish so too I take no pleasure in this believe me I do.”Celestia said having a sad look in her eyes, as if rembering something. the group stayed quite for a while until the rainbow maned Pegasus got up and yelled.
“Enough talk! Lets keep this party going!” She yelled getting the crowed riled up again cheering and clapping.
“Yeah I’m with Rainbow Dash here!” Applejack said with a smile.
“YAY! WOOO! GO MANE SIX!” A voice yelled loud enough to be heard clearly making the group giggle.
“That’s funny since when are we called the mane six?” Twilight asked as she giggled looking around the room.
“Hmm that’s funny....only one pony called us that and he isn't even a pony.” Pinkie Pie said looking around for the voice.
“And who was that?” Celestia asked looking down at her.
“Hey Celestia I think you’d look better having a mane made out of popcorn!” The voice yelled again with a deep chuckle.
“Popcorn? That doesn't make any sense.” Celestia said as she scanned the room a cold chill running down her spine.
“Make sense? What fun is their in making sense?” the voice said giving another deep chuckle that filled the room. Celestia, Twilight and the rest of her friends slowly turned and nearly scared themselves to death. Their sitting on a table enjoying a glass of chocolate milk was the god of Chaos and Disharmony.
“Di.... Di.... Discord!?” All of them yelled in shock their jaws nearly hitting the ground as he sipped his drink smacking his lips happily.
“Oh finally it took you long enough to notice me, I mean really how do you forget this beautiful face?” He asked with a grin only looking at them though the corner of his eye.
“But how?! You where sealed away in stone!” Twilight yelled stepping forth making him grin at her.
“Oh yeah.....well as you can see I’m here in the flesh!...well sort of.” He said as he slowly turned around facing them. They gasped as they saw that half his face was stone.
“But...but we turned you into stone!” Rainbow Dash yelled in shock making him chuckle more.
“Tisk Tisk Rainbow Dash did you forget who I am already?” he said with a grin as he clicked his fingers turning his face back into skin. Everypony that was near him screamed and backed away from him as he stood up towering over them.
“It was but a simple trick my dear little ponies.” he said with a chuckle as he stared them down.
“Girls the Elements!” Twilight yelled as she got into fighting position as well as the others. Discord laughed as he clicked his fingers.
“Oh? Here let me help you.” He said with glee as he clicked his fingers making the Elements of Harmony appeared before them.
“Wait what?” Twilight asked stopping in her tracks wondering what was happening.
“Oh well didn't you say you wanted them?” He asked dully looking annoyed as he looked at his paw patting down the fur as he ignored them.
“What trickery is this Discord?!” Celestia asked her voice forceful as she stepped forth.
“What cant I do a nice thing without me being up to something?” he asked with a snicker as he stared her down to his glee she backed down a bit.
“Princess we will handle this varmint!” Applejack said putting on her element. The others soon followed behind her.
“This time we wont miss!” Rainbow dash yelled as her element began to glow, the rest of the elements followed her example, pinkie and Fluttershy being slightly hesitant before theirs started to glow as well. each of them glowing brighter and brighter. Celestia smiled as she looked over at Discord expecting him to burst into tears or beg forgiveness but to her surprise he wasn't scared in fact he was smiling chuckling even. The elements reached their peak and were about to fire. To Celesta's horror the elements crackled with lighting and a loud boom followed. The shock wave of the blast knocked everything near them down. The whole room was blinded by a bright white light.
“What happened? Celestia asked as she got up feeling weak she felt like a dragon just got down playing catch with her. She waited for the smoke to clear and was horrified to see what had indeed happen. The Elements were on the floor hurt and weak. Discords laugh was heard as he stood there with a smile.
“Surprised?” he asked in a mocking tone as he danced around a a tiny circle.
“What did you do?!” Celestia yelled at him making him stop dancing much to his annoyance as he poofed away his large round hat and maracas.
“What makes you think I had anything to do with this?” Discord asked offended by her remark as he placed his paw on his head like he was about to faint.
“Then what happened?!” Celestia yelled angrily about to attack him but before she knew it Discord clicked his fingers making her mouth zip close as a rope came out of the ground and hog tied her and pulled her onto the ground.
“Shush no need to be rude.” he said with a grin as he walked over to his captive audience. He grinned as he bent down next to Celestia.
“Well well well I didn't know you were into....oh wait if I remember correctly you were quite the feisty mare hehe.” he said running a talon around her neck making her blush slightly as she tried to pull away making him chuckle again. he did have to admit she did look cute.
“Don’t you dare make up those lies!” Twilight yelled as she began to stand up her legs shaking as she did. Discord gave a slight laugh as he turned and looked at her.
“Me? A liar? Why don’t you ask your dear princess who tied who up.” Discord said with a grin. Twilight looked at his teacher with worried eyes hoping for a answer but she just looked down blushing making twilight's face go slightly pale.
“See I told you.” He said slowly walking over to Twilight and the rest of the mane six. He laughed to himself again that pun was really starting to grow on him.
“Discord...tell me how hwo h...ow.” Twilight didn't finish her sentience as her legs suddenly gave out. She felt the whole world spin she thought she would hit the hard ground any second now but to her surprise the ground felt scaly and a bit poofy. She looked up and saw Discord looking down at her, his tail was gently lowering her down on to the ground.
“Easy their my little pony.” He said in a rich sweet tone. Twilight looked up at him inevitably blushing. when did his voice get so...deep.
“Please tell me wha----”
“Shhhh I will my dear you just rest up, i don't want to start digging graves dear.” He said with what looked like genuine concern in his eyes but then quickly reverted to the chaotic glee he always had in them as he spun around addressing the remaining audience, he always did love an audience.
“WELL! Here's what happened.” He said suddenly yelling as he clicked his fingers making a chair made out of cotton candy pop out.
“You all are probably wondering what happened? How did discord not get turned into stone? How did the Elements of Harmony Fail so hard like some cheap knock offs? How does he make a goatee look so damn sexy?” He said with a smile as he ran his lion hand though his beard. Pinkie giggled weakly at that remark. Discord smiled as he tossed her a peace of his cotton candy chair which she eagerly ate. she was starting to grow on him.
“Well first of all I’m guessing you want to know why you failed in giving me another stone jumpsuit.” He said with a grin. Celestia and the mane six looked at him and slowly nodded.
“Hehe six times, OK its official I’m turning this into a drinking game.” He thought to himself as he clicked his fingers making a glass of chocolate milk and he eagerly drank it.
“Its very simple you see, an element of harmony can be tricked but not just any element the element the individual used to wield.” He said his grin never leaving his face.
“But how? we all wanted the chaos to end.” Twilight said but suddenly her eyes went wide as she and the others looked over at pinkie pie. Pinkie looked up at them with sad eyes.
“No,no,no don’t go blaming the best pony of the group.” he said chuckling as they all looked at him angrily, except Pinkie who just blushed rubbing the back of her head a bit. Rarity gave a 'hmph' at his remark. Suddenly he clicked his fingers again making pinkie pies element rise above her head and off her body. The others looked in horror as it slowly floated to him.
“Ah its amazing how it still has that shine.” He said clutching it in his hand as it began to glow magic starting to flow though it.
“Wait how are you doing that?!” Twilight yelled worriedly as she stood up again a bit more strength in her.
“Remember when I said that the Element of Laughter was my personal favorite?” he said looking over at twilight.
“Yes...” She said in a weak voice her mind racing for the answer trying to avoid the obvious and most painful answer.
“Well why do you think its my favorite?” Discord asked looking at her. Twilight stayed quite as her eyes bugged out.
“I'm sure Celestia could answer that.” He said looking over at her.
“I mean we had such good times wielding them, stopping true evil, oh how fun it was.” Discord sighed sadly tapping it a bit making the element glow brighter.
“But you are true evil!” Twilight said angrily. Discord looked at her with a hurt expression.
“My dear if you think I am true evil then you don't know the meaning of the word.” Discord hissed at her as he looked over to the fallen princess.
“Celestia might of said I am evil but no I’m just naughty.” He said chuckling as he looked back at Twilight.
“True evil my dear dear Twilight is something so horrific that if I where to tell you what I and the the princesses had to fight, it would drive you into madness.” He said coldly turning his attention to the element and tapping at it some more.
“But...no your bad you need a good but kicking.” Rainbow dash said angrily standing up but unable to fly up to him as her legs nearly gave out after the first step.
“Naughty not evil if you want evil look up Grogar and Tirek.” He said with such disgust as he glared at the element..
“I never heard of them.” Twilight said looking up at him.
“Hehe go to the forbidden section of the library that's the last place I saw the book.” He said back but looking confused for a second.
“OK here’s something I really have to ask why would you have a forbidden section of a library anyway? I mean why keep one?” He asked looking over at Celestia.
“Stop trying to change the subject, what about the elements!” Twilight yelled at him making him sigh as he looked up from the element.
“do I REALLY need to spell it out for you Twilight?” He asked annoyed. Twilight stood their mauling over his words trying to figure out what he meant, then suddenly it clicked in her mind like some horrible truth that was never meant to be known the truth she did not want to believe.
“...No you cant mean.” Twilight said shocked her eyes bugging out in fear.
“Oh I do my dear you see a Element wielder can always use their element, even former wielders.” Discord said darkly as the element the laughter wrapped itself around his neck glowing brightly as it hung there. Twilight's world came crashing down on her what he was saying was true, Discord the spirit of chaos and disharmony a being that is considered to be pure evil was a former element wielder.
“But how that doesn't make any sense!” Twilight said angrily.
“Exactly, trust me my dear Twilight I was in the same boat as you when I was chosen.” He said looking looking up being deep in thought.
“But that’s a flashback for another time.” He said with glee as he pulled it off his neck.
“That doesn't answer why you didn't get trapped in stone!” Rainbow Dash yelled standing up not wanting to be quite anymore.
“Hehe easy their Rainbow Crash.” he said grinning at the multicolored pony angry expression.
“I was just getting to that.” he said with a smile.
“You see when the Elements Of Harmony hit me I called out to my former element, it answered back I said hi it said hi back and we had a little chat.” He said happily as if what he said sounded perfectly sane.
“But talking to it doesn't make---OK so you talked to it but that still doesn't explain why your not stone.” Twilight said getting more and more angry by the second.
“I asked it to not put me into stone and it said OK much to the others dismay.” He said dully but sighed when he saw the expression on her face.
“Look Twilight I don’t know its a complete mystery to me as well.” He said annoyed as he held the Element of Laughter up staring it down as i expecting it to speak to him again.
“I don’t know it should of sent me to a another millennium of suffering...I guess it took pity on me.” He said not looking at the group of ponies.
“Suffering?” Fluttershy suddenly said out loud surprising everyone near her.
“Yes suffering, what you think it was play time for me in the stone?” He asked in a slightly angry tone. Suddenly he glared at them making them all back off a little.
“You really did think it wasn't bad at all?” he asked with a snarl. The mares nodded and he just scoffed.
“Oh how I wish it was, Imagine standing in the same place everyday and night.” He said firmly turning his glare back at the element as if wanting to smash it.
“Then imagine not being able to move an inch, every single second of your existence you have to stay in the same place looking at the same things day in and day out for 1000 years and not being able to interact with them in anyway.” He said louder making them all back off even more.
“Now picture everything I said and STILL being able to feel everything, when it rains you’d feel it, when its scorching hot you’d feel it and finally when its freezing you’d feel it!” He yelled angrily. It took him a moment to clam down again and continued.
“And finally this was the biggest nightmare, imagine not sleeping not just having trouble sleeping but not being able to sleep at all.” he said darkly as he sighed making a glass of chocolate milk appear in his hand and taking a sip of it.
“Imagine that 1000 years of not sleeping...of not being able to dream.” he said quietly.
“A 1000 years of looking at the same things over and over again and not being able to do anything to make the pain of being completely alone go away.” He said finally taking a deep breath.
“I....I had no idea I’m soo soo sorry.” Fluttershy said walking up to Discord in near tears.
“Your sorry? OK good.” He said suddenly smiling.
“But that doesn't change what will happen next.” he said drinking more of his milk.
“What will happen?” Twilight asked nervously already knowing the answer.
“Well my dear I think a bit of chaos is in order, oh! Who am I kidding theirs going to be a heck of a lot of it!” He said eagerly his attitude changing as if someone flicked a switch.
“No! We will stop you!” Applejack said angrily the others nodding in agreement with their friend.
“Not this time my little ponies!” He yelled happily clicking his fingers. The Elements of Harmony around the necks of the six ponies began to glow and were yanked from them.
“HEY! Give that back!” Rainbow Dash yelled flapping her wings ready to fight but she yelped in pain as her wings clearly told her that they where not ready. The Elements floated around Discord and he stood there grinning.
“Now its time to make sure I never lose again.” he said with a grin as he clicked his fingers again making what looked like a mini black hole pop under the six Elements. Celestia tried to yell and get up but failed due to being hog tied and muzzled.
“Oh? Eager are we?” he said with a grin clicking his fingers unzipping her mouth.
“What are you doing?!” she yelled as loud as she could making her voice crack a bit as she did.
“Well that’s very simple you see, I opened up a few portals to The Void.” He said with a grin but quickly noticed the looks on the faces of his captors.
“Sigh you need to read up more.” He said sighing.
“The....Void? You can't mean---”
“Yes I do but to make sure others understand, The Void is the dead space between universes untouched by reality and time itself! Imagine 1000000 years would pass like it was a second and now guess where these are going!” He yelled happily as he began to laugh.
“But how? WHY?!” Celestia asked in a near panic.
“You see my dear if theirs one thing I'm good at is that I Never make the same mistakes twice.” He said clicking his fingers making them drop into the void. Each element slowly fell into nothingness disappearing from sight. The Element of Laughter was the last to go as Discord stood their watching it.
“Its such a shame I cant keep you, would have been nice to relive the good old days.” he said sadly as the last element, His element fell into the void but to his surprise it glowed for a few seconds as if it was speaking to him before it fell. Discord stood their eyes wide open as if he just heard the most beautiful song ever made.
“.....I....I don't believe you, how can it happen?! Tell ME!” He yelled into the void. Pinkie pie noticed in all the confusion that a small tear fell down Discords face with such a sad look on his face, He looked over at her and quickly wiped it away.
“...WELL! Victory is mine now its time for a new world My World.” He said laughing triumphantly.
“Now then first things first, Sweet Sweet revenge.” he said with a evil grin as he clicked his fingers again. A bright light surrounded Celestia blinding her for a few seconds, her eyes adjusted quickly as the light faded.
“What the?” Was all she said as she noticed she was in a cage.
“Do you really think this cage will hold me?!” She yelled angrily.
“Yes I do princess.” Discords voice boomed, Celestia jumped at how loud his voice was it was as if he was thunder itself. Suddenly A giant eye appeared in front of her, she screamed and jumped back.
“Hiiiiii.” He said as Celestia suddenly felt the cage being lifted into the air.
“What are you doing!?” She yelled as the cage suddenly stopped moving.
“Princess Celestia?!” Twilight’s voice boomed behind her. She turned around and to her horror saw a giant twilight.
“Oh you have got to be kidding me.” Celestia said in a deadpanned voice as she slowly looked over at the giant discord.
“Awww that’s soo cute how she sounds like a tiny bird that is completely useless.” He said his eyes sparkling as he did. Celestia didn’t notice that her voice was extremely high pitched.
“Tia want a cracker?” He asked the tiny pony with a grin. Celestia began to scream and yell at him but to everyone in the room only heard high pitched whining.
“Change her back now!” Twilight yelled as she watched her beloved teacher turned into a joke.
“Why? Shes so much better this way.” he said darkly as he stared at his new pet. Celestia's horn began to glow as a tiny lighting bolt flew out hitting him in the eye. Discord only smiled as he blinked.
“Awww that’s soo cute!” He yelled as he shook the cage a little making his new pet scream in panic.
“Stop that!” Twilight yelled as her horn began to glow. Discord looked at her with an amused look. Twilight yelled as she suddenly as a beam of light shot out of her horn, the light was getting closer and closer but Discord stood his ground. As the beam got closer Discord raised his Eagle hand and swatted it away much to the dismay of Twilight and the others.
“Oh please Twilight Sparkle if your teacher couldn’t do anything to hurt me with her magic what makes you think you can even make me feel it?” he asked with a grin.
“You may have me, but my sister will stop you!” Celestia tiny voiced yelled making him look down at her.
“OH! That reminds me Luna you have a new roomie!” he yelled clicking his fingers making another cage pop out this one being a bird cage. Before Celestia could question anything she was teleported into the cage.
“What the?” she asked herself as she looked around that’s when she noticed something a figure sitting on the metal ring usually inside bird cages.
“Not.one.word.” The figure said from what looked like a beak but upon closer inspection it wasn't a beak it was a cone tied on with rubber bands.
“.....Luna?” Celestia said trying to hold in a laugh but failing miserably. Luna only glared but her but no one could blame her, Luna had a odd assortment of feathers on her body as if she was tared and feathered, and the beak had glitter all over it only making it funnier.
“Oh.....hahahaha! Oh that...!! that is...Rpicelss!” Celestia yelled as she began to roll on the ground laughing so hard she was crying. Luna only pouted with small tears in her eyes.
“Oh that is nothing to what I have in store for you, I think you will find it slightly worse.” Discords voice said with a chuckle.
“OH! I highly HIGHLY doubt that!” Celestia said as she laughed harder and harder, suddenly she was surrounded in a bright light again. She calmed down a little as she looked around that’s when she noticed something, her hooves where covered in some fabric light brown fabric. As she looked some more she noticed her whole body was covered in it. Luna was laughing so hard she fell off her perch rolling on the ground as she laughed some more.
“What did you do?” Celestia said in a worried tone.
“Never challenge me again when it comes to pranks my dear.” Discord said laughing as a click of his fingers where heard and a mirror appeared in front of Celestia. Her eyes shrunk to the size of dots as she looked into the mirror. beady eyes on the very top of the costumes head, partially opened mouth with a pink tongue just above the hole where Celestia's face was poking out of the weird shaped head noting that it had no tail. But the thing that stood out most was the name tag on it.
"Pedo all day, molestia all night?!” Celestia yelled as she tried her hardest to tear it off but to no avail as Discord was laughing so hard the cage they where in shook, Luna still laughing on the floor crying as she did.
“Perfect couple! Perfect couple!” Discord yelled as he laughed hard and long, crying as he did. At that moment he noticed the mane six looking at him with confusion.
“Oh...oh never mind.” he said laughing some more as a cup of chocolate milk poofed in front of him grinning as he ate the whole drink cup included.
“So anything else?” Discord said with a smile.
“What you mean?” Twilight asked worried.
“Anything else that needs to be covered before I plunge this world into chaos again? He said wickedly.
“We wont---
“Blah blah blah, I'm soo bored of this.” He said clicking his fingers making fog suddenly appear out of the ground.
“What are you doing this time!?” Rainbow Dash yelled as she looked into the fog.
“Ohhh nothing hehe.” he said his voice sounding weird.
“what are yo....” Rainbow Dash covered her mouth as she gave a yawn. Twilight looked behind her and noticed with horror that her friends were suddenly tired.
“What.....have..done?” Twilight asked with a yawn her eyes barely staying open. Twilight looked up and saw something that shook her to the core, standing their was Discord wearing a gas mask.
“nnnnno!” She screamed as tears began to run down her face. Discord only walked to the middle of the group.
“Ple..ase do what you want ….me but leave them out of this.” Twilight said sobbing as her legs finally gave out and she landed with a thud.
“...ah don't want to die....my sister will be alone and ah can't do that to her.” Applejack said tears starting to run down her face.
"My sister...oh my mama and papa would be devastated if they never heard from me again." Rarity said tears ruining her make up.
“My sister would never forgive me if I left her all alone.” Rarity said joining in on the crying herself not caring about her make-up.
“My poor little animals will wonder where I am.” Fluttershy said joining in on the group.
“I..I'm sorry I failed you guys, I'm so so sorry I should have tried harder.” Rainbow Dash said choking back tears. Pinkie Pie on the other hoof didn't cry, or felt scared. Something was off she had spent time with the spirit longer than the rest of them. The time they were in the maze was still very fresh on her mind. She remembered how he threw a party for himself to celebrate the fact he was free, that she only stumbled across it by pure accident. She smiled as she remembered how he acted, silly,care free , and happy. The thing that was shocking to her was the fact of how nice he was to her.
“He...he wouldn't hurt me...he wouldn't hurt us.” Pinkie Pie said looking over at Discord. He looked back and then looked over at the group rolling his eyes as if saying “Really?” Pinkie Pie smiled at him as she laid her head down on the ground smiling as she saw him walking over to the group and stood in front of Twilight looking down at her with a serious look in his eye.
“...You are such ....” He began to say as he bent down meeting her eyes. He reached over and Twilight froze in fear of what would happen next. Suddenly she felt a sharp pain at the tip of her nose, she yelped and saw Discord pinching the tip of her nose a little harshly.
“An egghead.” He said laughing. Twilight was about to say something but he gave her forehead a hard poke forcing her head down to the ground.
“Let me explain to ALL of you.” He said a little louder getting everypony's attention.
“If I wanted to kill you I wouldn't gas you, if I was going to go down that road id simply do it quick and fast like I don’t know a simple twist of the neck.” He said dully earning a few worried looks form the mares. Discord just sighed in annoyance once more.Sleeping Gas .” He said annoyed putting emphasis on the last two words as he swatted at the mist.
“Wai what?” Twilight asked a little drowsy.
“Sleeping gas as in gas that puts you to sleep, for somepony who reads and study’s a lot you sure are dim my dear.” Discord said with a chuckle. Twilight tried to yell at him for insulting her but her eyes got more and more heavy by the second. Discord smiled down at Twilight trying to fight to stay awake but was failing.
“Sleep you need your rest all of you do.” He said looking around noting that everypony was already asleep save for Twilight and Pinkie pie who was just looking at him with a smile.
“I....I will....stop you.....but I’m....I’m soo tired.” Twilight said looking up at him her eyes barely staying open.
“If your tired then sleep.” He said in a quite voice.
“.....I …..will....stop.....” Twilight couldn't finish her sentence as the battle for staying awake was lost and Discord smiled at his victory.
“Sleep my dear little ponies and when you wake up chaos will be all you know.” Discord said with a smile as the mane six laid there on the ground snoring peacefully. Discord chuckled quietly clicking his fingers making the gas disappear just as quick as it appeared. Once the gas was gone he removed his mask and smiled big as he looked around once more.
“Ahhh the clam before the storm, oh how I’m dying to see what they will say when they see how much more I will improve this boring world.” Discord said with a smile as he looked around the room most of his audience had left some time ago, the few remaining now sleeping soundly on the floor.
“What do you think jelly filled trees, or confetti filled flowers to start off?” He asked lifting his cage and looked into it and smiled at what he saw.
“Daww that is just adorable.” Discord said looking at the two princesses sleeping soundly on the ground snoring softly. Luna was sleeping on her side gently sucking on her hoof. Celestia was on her back murring to herself gently kicking at the air. Discord smiled as he clicked his fingers making a blanket appear above each princess covering them.
“Don't say I never did anything nice for you.” he said softly as he set the cage down on a pillar he made pop out of the ground.
“....Dissy....I missed.....you.” Luna said loud enough for him to hear as she snuggled into the blanket. Discord stood their quite for a few moments before smiling down at her.
“I missed you too my Little Moon.” He said with a smile as he used that nickname for the first time in so many years. He looked over at the mane six and smiled as he walked over to them. He clicked his fingers lifting the little ponies into the air making them all float close to him.
“Oh how I want to see the looks on your faces when you wake up hehe” He said clicking his fingers again and disappeared. He quickly reappeared in what looked like a bed room with books covering the walls and a telescope next to a nearby window, it took him less than a second to realize that this was the home of Twilight Sparkle. He smiled as he clicked his fingers using his magic to lift Twilight's limp body over to the bed and gently placed her down on it. He smiled at the snoozing pony before clicking his fingers again making him and the rest of the young mares disappear in a flash of light. One by one the Dragoneqiuus left the mares at their homes, leaving them in their beds. Fluttershy was next on the list, then Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and finally Pinkie Pie. He smiled as he laid her down.
“If only the others understood my chaos like you do my dear.” He said smiling down at her as he readied his fingers to click.
“.....I....I knew ...you....weren't....evil....Discord.” Pinkie Pie said quietly as she snuggled against her pillow. Discord stood their shocked for a second before letting his smile grow bigger.
“...Thank...you.” He said clicking his fingers making a mini cotton candy cloud appear next to her bed.
“Oh I know you and me will have some good times....and I can't wait for them.” He said quietly as he clicked his fingers again disappearing in a flash of light. He reappeared in the middle of ponyville grinning ear to ear as he looked around the town noting the lack of chaos. He chuckled as he clicked his fingers once more making the sky go dark. He grinned as he pulled out his umbrella.
“Looks like we might be due for a big ol storm of chaos HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!” He laughed maniacally as he opened his umbrella making a quacking sound as pies and other assorted treats began to fall from the sky.
…....end of Discord TV...............
Discord stared at the TV in annoyance.
“Do I really sound like that?” He asked himself in a dull tone as he clicked his fingers making the TV go away.
"Also why did i give up on that drinking game? The author must of gotten tired of counting." Discord said with a slight chuckle. but his smile quickly faded as a pie landed on his head.
"Touchy." He said dully as he wiped the pie away eating some of it. He sat their annoyed as he gazed at the scenery and sighed sadly as he looked over at his kingdom once more.
“When did Chaos become...boring?” He asked himself as he slunked in his chair watching his chaos land before him.
End of chapter 1
Author's Note
ok guys decided to fix this chapter up since i cant seem to find a beta reader, if this keeps up i will jist post the stories as they are, you should not have to wait this long for a freaking chapter ._.
Chaos is not always a good thing
Another day another Chaos filled morning. The blue sun began to rise high above the newly named Ponyville “Discordopilos”. The castle stood in the middle of the park, it was a big castle that looked to be made out of random blocks each a different size and shape going up to the sky impossibly high. The inside of the house was like a maze, stairs going up but that where meant to go down. Railing that slithered from side to side, random pictures that moved on their own. Floating fishbowls, cotton candy palm trees, rubber cactus’s that quacked every few seconds.
The floor tiles shifted upward to the ceiling every other few seconds as tiny ponies in row boat passed by shouting Row!, Row!, Row! as they disappeared into the mismatched kitchen. The kitchen itself had an oven the size of a tiny box, as the melting wooden table sat on top of a bathtub with its shower head poking out of the table. The chairs where big and plush and moved around the room as if it had a life of their own. The stairs wind upwardish into a ceiling that had a submarine hatch there, past that lead to the most normal room of the whole mess you'd call a house.
The master bedroom had a big red rug on the ground it moving ever so slightly, the dresser had a twisted mirror, with the dresser itself having different colored drawers. The shower in to the side looked small but the inside of it was a full spa.
"Oh Celestia you naughty mare....mmm why yes Luna I'd love to have some of your tea.” He said snoring loudly.
"You are so lying you big perv! And how dare you dream about me and my sister!” Celestia yelled at him.
"I'M HUNGRY!” Luna yelled out in her royal Canterlot voice making her sound normal to Discord but bringing pain to her older sisters ears.
"DISCORD! I AM GOING TO MMMPH!” Celestia couldn't finishes her sentence due to the fact Luna's hoof over her mouth. She shot a glare at her younger sister but then noticed she wasn't even looking at her. She fallowed her gaze and saw something she thought she would never see. Discord was standing near his window looking outside at his world and seemed....confused.
"I don't know....but it makes me...uneasy.” Luna whispered.
"Umm sure we'll make sure you have a dinner to come home to dear.” Celestia said sarcasm heavy in her voice, but quickly covered her mouth, Luna just rolled her eyes as she face-hoofed Discord seemed to not have heard her as he opened the door and walked out closing it behind him.
"He might not of heard you sister.” She said looking over at the spaghetti.
"Have you no decency?” Celestia asked disgusted. Luna looked up and swallowed all of the food she had in her mouth before speaking.
.....Ponyville Discordopilos........
Discord walked around his kingdom bored. He noticed that this day was going to be another boring day. He walked up and down the checker colored streets he didn't feel like skating on the soap roads today. He clicked his fingers making pies fall from the sky landing with a quack.
"What is wrong with me?” Discord asked out loud annoyed. His question was met with silence making him angry.
"I am alone.” He said quietly as he stopped walking noting that he stopped next to the fountain of what used to be water but now orange soda.
....a Few weeks ago........
"EVERYPONY RUN! IT'S DISCORD!” A Red pony yelled out as she ran away from the laughing Draconequus as he clicked his fingers making random things appear.
"Discord!” A voice yelled angrily. Discord stopped in his tracks and grinned.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!” Rainbow Dash yelled as she ran at him at full speed he looked at her in surprise and fear. He quickly raised his hand ready to click his fingers but it was too late. Rainbow Dash smiled as her hoof connected with his jaw but quickly turned to horror as his head spun all the way around his neck making a sickening snapping sound.
The mane six screamed in fear as he stood there his head facing the other way before falling to the ground twitching slightly. Discord's eyes glazed over leaving a horrified expression on his face, Pinkie began to tear up it was the same expression he had the first time they supposedly sealed him away. Rainbow Dash stood there with a horrified look on her face.
"Ah'm mighty sorry sugarcube.” Applejack said as she pulled off her hat as she looked down at the ground some tears escaping. Pinkie Pie looked down at him and suddenly looked very angry.
"Discord!?” Rainbow Dash yelled in shock she quickly looked behind her only to see the Discord on the ground deflate like some cheap balloon. Rainbow Dash looked back at the remaining Discord with pure fury in her eyes she opened her mouth to say something but before she could fling some well deserved insults to the Draconequus a yellow blur zoomed past her.
Discord blinked in surprise as Fluttershy flew at him at full speed only stopping just in time from crashing into him but still being so close to him that he felt the heat of her body but what shocked him the most was her eyes, her eyes were filled with pure hatred.
"HOW DARE YOU!” Fluttershy yelled again this time making him back off a little but she didn't give him an inch of space every time her stepped back and created a gab she quickly closed it.
"Wow I wonder how she will act if I corrupted her when she was like this?” He asked himself as she continued to talk. At that moment he noticed something that made all of his fur stand on end, he had been tuning her out the entire time. He began to panic more this Fluttershy in front of him wasn't the shy pony he saw before, this made a Manticore seem harmless as a new born kitten and the last thing he wanted was to make her attack him.
"Well what do you have to say?!” Fluttershy said angrily as she stared daggers at him.
"Is...is that...f...f... for me?” Fluttershy asked blushing slightly as her rage completely disappearing Discord nodded with a smile.
"Do you want another kiss? I bet you do if you didn't you wouldn't be this close to me am I right?” Discord asked with a grin as he saw her quickly back off covering her muzzle blushing slightly.
"Only my friends have the right to shorten my name like that!” Twilight yelled angrily making her friends around her back off a little.Twi or maybe Twily ? You---” Discord didn’t finish his sentence as Twilight yelled angrily as she shot a beam at him. He rolled his eyes as he put his lion hand up the beam hitting it seconds later. Twilight growled angrily as Discord simply canceled it out turning it into smoke.
"Really Twilight? You're so quick to fire you didn't even let me finish my sentence.” Discord said annoyed. Twilight's horn began to glow again ready to attack but to her and Discords surprise Pinkie Pie put a hoof on her shoulder.
"Pinkie who's side are you on!” Rainbow Dash yelled angrily at her. Discord noticed how Pinkie looked down suddenly, oh how he hated to see her upset but he still couldn't figure out why.
“Blah blah blah honestly I’m going to start charging you a bit every time I have to explain this.” Discord said annoyed.
“Then why are you saying only five of us are here?” Twilight asked just about fed up with the spirits games.
“She does not like this!” Rainbow Dash yelled getting in Discords face again but quickly backed off remembering the events that happened before that and the fact her was puckering up his lips at her. Pinkie Pie stepped forth looking really nervous at something.
“I....I am.” Pinkie Pie said nervously, immediately her friends began to yell at her. Discord stood back watching the whole scene it looked so familiar to him. He remembered this scene so clearly this was the same as when Twilight was the one on the receiving end and he enjoyed that. However this scene, he didn’t like it at all and he hated that, why did he hate seeing the pink pony sad? They continued yelling at her
Don’t be stupid!
“Not very nice? My dear your friends are the not very nice ones here.” Discord said with a smile. Pinkie looked over at her friends and sighed.
“My dear you truly are one of a kind, like me!” Discord said throwing his hands out in a dramatic way making Pinkie giggle.
“Well my dear? Don’t keep us in suspense.” Discord said as he threw a hand full of popcorn into his mouth munching on it. Pinkie stood up and smiled at him.
“Continue dear I want to know.” Discord said with a grin.
“Oh my dear you are truly different from anypony I have ever met.” Discord said with a smile. Pinkie Pie shot up to her feet and looked up at him her smile never leaving her face.
“.....never needed them.” Discord said bitterly, it was clear that Pinkie hit a nerve as he shifted uneasily. The others began to talk with each other whispering, Discord hated gossip especially if it was about him. He was about to take away their mouths away again but Pinkie walking over to him stopped him.
“Acquaintance?” Pinkie Pie said hopping next to him trying to get him to look at her.
“What offer?!” Twilight asked loudly as she stepped between Pinkie and Discord. Discord snorted in annoyance as he backed off a little.
“Well I think that is her choice not yours.” Discord said before poking her forehead a bit harshly making her back off. Twilight's horn flared to life ready to strike before Pinkie stepped in.
“OK maybe I do, but that doesn’t answer my question.” she said ignoring the outbursts of her friends.
“Yes my dear little ponies she helped me with a few ideas and I’m here right now extending my offer again.” Discord said as he turned to look at her.
“The what?” Discord asked looking down at her in confusion. Pinkie Pie just giggled at him making him angrily as he turned to leave but to his shock he felt a pair of hoofs on his lion paw.
“Come on my dear we have chaos to spread!” Discord yelled as he walked off pulling her along with him. She smiled as she walked with him but stopped making him look back at her. She ran back to her friends, Discord was confused for a moment as Pinkie Pie ran up to Twilight and whispered something into her ear.
“Oh nothing~” Pinkie Pie said in a sing along voice. Discord smiled as he snapped his fingers making a upside down umbrella appear.
Discord sighed as he stopped swirling the liquid making the images stop. Discord watched sadly as the images disappeared.
“Hello Discord.” a voice said from behind him, he let out a girly scream as he jumped into the fountain in a panic. Giggles where heard as Discord's head popped out of the soda, a chocolate goldfish on his head.
“Discord don't be like that.” Pinkie Pie said as she walked up to him still smiling.
“Save it, now if you excuse me I got chaos to reek.” Discord said angrily cutting her off as he flapped his wings and began to float away. Pinkie Pie looked down at the ground sniffling a little. Discord looked on he wanted to smerk but for some reason he still hated to see her sad. and the question that kept coming up was "why?". why did he care about anything other than his chaos. she sniffled a bit more before rubbing her face, to his shock she looked up at him with a smile.
“Discord I hope you can find it in your heart to listen to me one day.” Pinkie Pie said getting his full attention.
“Like I ever would!” He yelled at her but she just continued walking away until she disappeared from sight. Discord hissed angrily as he took off flying. the mismatched god flew though the sky every cloud he came upon was disposed of as he slammed his balled up hands into them. he used his tail to destroy a few that he missed. he grabbed and tossed them at each other causing some of them to turn black and shoot thunder. he was furious and he didn't know why, and that made him even more angry.
“How dare she tell me what to do! The nerve of her!” Discord yelled as he destroyed a few more clouds as he flew. he huffed and growled as he suddenly stopped flying, he took a deep breath.
he got free, he beat the elements once and then gained the upper hand. he made sure the elements where gone for good, he made sure the rulers of Equestria where out of the way and even his playthings. The Element holders have all but disbanded from what he's seen. armies dared not take arms against him. The world was too scared to face him and he knew he had won, and yet he felt....empty inside. "Why" was the question that he had been asking himself for a while now. was he bored? did a world without any threats to him not worth having? was losing the only one he considered a friend--
"Friend." he said quietly as he closed his eyes, he quickly shook his head as images flooded his mind. he hated those images of him and her laughing and playing, how he laughed and smiled and how she laughed and smiled.....at him. he hissed as he punched the cloud making it thunder violently.
"No! I refuse to remember that day." he said angrily as he flopped to his belly digging his head into it.
"I needed that." he said as he gazed at the slightly more destructive nature of chaos at work. He frowned as he gazed at the small crater a small fire spreading slowly around it. he continued to stare as the fire engulfed a nearby tree setting it ablaze quickly. the fire continued to spread. he stared at it.
Fire was by far the most beautiful of all chaos, it didn't choose sides. it had no friends, it was beautiful yet deadly. it could be used to save a town in the middle of the harshest winter, or it could be used to turn it to ashes. it was neither good nor evil, it was....balanced....it was perfect. his thoughts where interrupted by the crackling of fire, it had spread to two other trees and continued to grow. he sighed as looked at the fire, if there was one thing he wish he didn't feel at the moment it was now....Envy.
"I need to control myself better." he said angrily as he clicked his fingers making it rain chocolate milk on it. he cringed slightly, even now he had a bit of a hard time enjoying his milk. he sighed sadly at the fire died down, he never did like destroying something beautiful.
After the fire was put out he sighed as he turned and laid on his back. He sighed some more as he stared up at the purple sky, the stars showing brightly even though it was the middle of the day. he snorted angrily as Pinkie popped back into his mind.
Author's Note
ok here is the next chapter! sorry it too way too long but i have a few things worked out now :D
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Chaos is not always a good thing
The blue sun continued to float in the sky as Discord continued to float aimlessly across the sky. His mind was a bit more relaxed watching the chaos unfold around him. He chuckled at a few random things here and there. Floating pieces of Jell-O that would pop into brownies, a giant T-Rex playing banjo on a hovering mountain, even the stars started to argue over who was shiniest. But after a while even they began to lose their humor to him. He sighed as he looked up annoyed.
"....Yeah not going in there, don't need to visit home sweet home." he said annoyed rolling his eyes at the fact some ponies had fled into that forsaken forest. A thought had popped into his head with a quack. What on earth where they doing? Didn't they know how dangerous it was in their? I mean sure he was more dangerous than anything else in that forest, but the difference was that he wouldn't hurt them the way the beasts that dwelled in it would. He continued to stare for a moment before he sighed.
"Maybe I should go to Canterlot." Discord said as he thought about what would happen if he did but felt too lazy to do anything. He sighed as he looked up into the sky glade that the stars no longer taunted him. He stayed staring up at the sky for what felt like hours. He then ran his claw around in random motions. Swirls and shapes began to form in the sky as if it was his canvas as he continued to draw something random. He grinned as he let his artistic side show. That was until the moon suddenly popped out covering the world in darkness much to his annoyance, he was about to finish his drawing of
“Well, well, well looks like somedragon is lost, hehe.” he grinned evilly as he stood he flapped his wings and walked off his cloud and slowly began to float down to the ground. He grinned some more as he stood there for a moment unnoticed before laying down on the ground and slithered closer to the small dragon trying his best to not alert him of his presence.
“Hello.” Discord said in a deep voice into the young dragon’s ears. The dragon jumped up his arms and legs flaying around nearly tossing the bag as he screamed at the top of his lungs a very girly high pitched scream echoing across the land. Discord fell backward and laughed as he rolled on the ground holding his sides. The small dragon covered his mouth as he landed on the ground.
“Awww that's cute, you're trying to be intimidating.” he snickered as he stood up, what bravery the small dragon had vanished the moment Discord stood up towering over him. Discord smiled as he petted Spikes head and grinned down at him
“Boy you are tense to need to...Relax!” Discord yelled as he threw spike in a random direction. Spike closed his eyes expecting to hit something hard but they shot open when he hit something soft and bouncy. He looked up and saw he was in the purple bouncy house floating above the ground slightly.
“Watching paint dry.” Spike said in a deadpan tone. Discord frowned as he let go of the small dragon. Spike fell through the house as if it was a cloud and fell to the ground with a hard thud. He groaned as he held his head.
“Why? I'm having so much fun!” Discord yelled with glee. Spike closed his eyes tightly as he felt tears start to poke the back of his eyes. Discord stopped laughing as he saw a few tears of fear leak out of the dragon’s eyes.
“Oh hahahah your too serious my boy.” Discord said with a grin as he pulled out a firefighter’s hat out of nowhere. Spike cleaned his eyes and saw Discord standing there with the hat and a fire hose that was sticking out of a cloud.
“All better~.” Discord said clapping his hands together as his eyes sparkled, at that moment he noticed the paper bag at his feet. His curiosity peaking he reached down and picked it up. Spike stood up a little groggy and looked around the world slightly out of focus. He panicked as he saw the bag in Discords hands the moment the world went back into focus.
“Oh really? What makes you say it's not? This is my world now so everything and anything in it is my business.” he said as he stepped forth grinning evilly, Spike took a step back gulping. The fear in his eyes made Discord smile how he missed tormenting someone.
“Opsie I guess it really wasn't my business ahahahaha!” Discord laughed as he held his sides enjoying the look on the dragons face. Any innocence gone like a puff of smoke as he laughed. Oh how good it felt to torment someone again. Spike looked back briefly and noticed Discords tail was where he stepped. It took less than a second to figure out that Discord had tripped him making him break whatever was in the bag. Discord continued laughing enjoying the feel of finally making someone else miserable, but stopped when he heard...soft crying. He blinked for a moment before looking over in the direction of the sound and saw spike on his knees holding the bag in his hands, tears rolling down his eyes. Discord looked confused at the scene in front of him. Why did he stop laughing? If anything he should be laughing harder. Suddenly he felt a tug in his chest he knew what emotion it was and it was already ruining the moment. He sighed as he looked down at the dragon.
“Wow that must have been some gem you had if you’re crying over it breaking.” Discord said with annoyance as he took a few steps forward. Spike didn't move he just continued to cry shaking a little.
“Damn it! What the heck is wrong with you!?” Discord yelled at him as he examined his paw the deep saw like pattern still bleeding. He hissed as he began to use his magic to heal his wound stinging of closing wounds always hurt no matter the magic. A growl got his attention, he turned to see Spike charging at him, Discord quickly jumped into the air the small dragon barely missing him.
"Let me out of here!" Spike yelled as he began to gnaw at the bars holding him. Discord watched in awe as the small dragon continued to gnaw at the bars thankful that he went with metal rather than candy cane. Spike tried to claw at him though the cage as Discord got closer to him but was just out of reach. Suddenly he backed off and rammed himself into the cage shaking it violently making Discord back off his eyes wide in shock.
“Jeeze what in the name of chaos where you carrying in here?!” he asked sneezed a bit at the strong smell as he opened it and poured what was in it into his hand, he wrinkled his nose as the smell got slightly stronger as a lot of broken glass and liquid fell onto his paw. Discord hated the smell of the purple liquid it was so strong that it made him cough slightly. He rummaged through the pieces of glass being careful not to cut himself and found a whole piece stuck together, it was the label. He picked it up and wiped it clean, it had a rather long warning.
“I'm sorry...I failed....I'm sorry.” Spike whispered to himself as he cried to himself. Discord stood there for a moment before clicking his fingers making the cage go away. Discord slowly slithered to the small dragon being ready to dodge if he needed too, Spike looked up at him and Discord froze not because of fear of him attacking again but because of the look in the baby dragon’s eyes, Spikes eyes had such a deep sadness that left Discord speechless.
"Heck I don't think you or me have known each other for more than 2 minutes! So tell me what is wrong with you before I take my feels elsewhere!" Discord yelled angrily but quickly covered his mouth at the word "feels". Spike looked up at him his tear stained eyes not showing any emotion at all making Discord look down at him confused.
“Well let's see I'm an all-powerful god of chaos, so whatever problem you have I might be willing to make go away Might .” he added coldly not showing any sigh of nervousness but still had that snaggle tooth grin. Spike recoiled a bit at how icy his voice sounded and Discord grinned inwardly, he was already in the trap. Spike looked down a bit as if in deep thought. Discord began to circle the small dragon on all four giving a bit of a throaty chuckle as he did.
“Can...You....help her?” Spike asked his eyes full of hope and fear.
“I don't know what she has I just know she's very sick.” Spike said tearing up again as his lips formed a slightly open frown. Discord groaned slightly as he knew what was coming.
“She's the only family I have!” Spike yelled angrily tears running down his face.
"I'm a Freak!" Spike yelled to the infinite sky itself as he balled his fists as he fell to his knees crying. He felt so empty inside, but so free at the same time. He cursed himself though he knew Discord was long gone, he knew the monster had left him and Spike wished he didn't. He found that a bit ironic, he wished for nothing more than Discord to be gone. Yet in that moment he wished he wasn't alone. He wished he wasn't the only freak anymore. Suddenly he felt a hand on his shoulder making him shake in shock; he looked up to see Discord looking down at him neither smiling nor frowning just looking down at him.
“You think my world is bad? My world is a kindness compared to the real world.” Discord said firmly his eyes straining as if he remembered something but shook his head of it. He glanced back down at the dragon still no smile on his goofy face.
“So be strong I am telling you this because no one else will until it's too late, and if I had one good thing to say it's this. Enjoy every Single second of it no matter how painful it can be. It will be the only thing keeping you from breaking.” Discord said his eyes glazing over slightly. Spike looked up at him shocked at the speech he just gave the little dragon. Spike knew something was up, Twilight had once said that you could learn a lot about an individual by the stories they tell.
“MLD?” Spike asked still winching at the harsh poke, Discord just sighed in annoyance.
“Oh yes it is~” Discord said in a sing along voice. He no longer showed any signs of restraint as he laughed a bit at the small dragon.
“Oh OK fine! Come on lets got going already!” Discord said already getting impatient crossing his arms. Spike sighed a bit as he began to lead the way only for Discord to grab his tail pulling him back.Real dragon before?” Discord asked with a grin as he interrupted spike. Spike blinked a few times.
“Of course! Now hold on.” Discord said grinning as he grabbed Spike and held him the way a super villain holds a small cat.
“Good anything else to report?” “Good seems like he returned at the right moment.” “Not yet he’s still the self-proclaimed ruler of this land and it would be foolish to challenge him when both the elements and the princesses have failed to stop him.” “You may.” “….it’s not an option at the moment I’m afraid.” “Because he’s too unstable and letting him know let alone him finding out where our home is would bring the chaos to us.”
“It would destroy us, he’s too dangerous and must never be allowed to know of us or out home or we will suffer server consequences.” “That is final now get to work, and do not ever question me again.”
“Excellent maggots.” The head creature said with a smile as it looked at the large pile.it looked up to the sky making sure the coast was clear before it cleared its throat.
Author's Note
Dun dun dun! who could these new comers be?! only time will tell!
Chaos is not always a good thing
The castle had been eerily quiet the whole day, the chaos around the home had settled to a less chaotic state. The only sound in the castle came from the lord of chaos’s bedroom; the sounds of something wet and gooey being slapped into something else echoed though the room, being barely audible. The sun goddess and moon goddess sat looking at each other with hate filled eyes and a slight snarl as the two princesses stared each other down, not caring about the tiny cage they found themselves in.
“It’s pointless Luna, give up.” Celestia said firmly as she moved something along the ground in front of her.
“Checkmate!” She yelled happily as she waved her hoofs in the air, not giving a care in the world. Victory belonged to the sun once again. Luna let out a cry of despair as she stood up, pointing her hoof at her sister, shaking it furiously at her.
"…..Ahhhhhhhhhh!……"
The ghastly sound filled the room, deafening the chaos around the castle.
“Ahhhhh!” a girly scream was heard throughout the chaotic kingdom as a blur sped through the sky.
“The library!” Spike screamed as he held on for dear life as they went through a cloud.
“I only have one word to say to you, dragon boy.” Discord said with a grin.
“We’re here~” Discord sang out loud as he held his lion paw out catching Spike just as the small dragon fell on it, frozen with fear.
“So we're here.” Discord said as he turned to look at the library. Spike just looked a bit disappointed that he wasn't going to get his ride. Discord noticed this and sighed.
He was expecting books organized on the shelf and he could picture her sitting down drinking tea and reading. But not this, this was chaos. He looked around some more, wondering where the little egghead was, he grinned as he could not wait to see her face when she saw him in her home. After all, this was her personal dojo and he was invading it and that made him chuckle. His eagerness only grew with his curiosity as he slithered around the home. He would normally take the books he disliked so much and would toss them around, maybe rearrange them, but the way the library was, he didn't need too. In fact, it would be more chaotic if he started cleaning up; he quickly put that thought out of his head. After taking a few more moments of looking around he noticed that no pony was on the bottom floor, to be honest to him it looked like no living thing has been here for a while, with all the dust around.
The sounds of shuffling got his attention, he looked to his right and saw a door that was cracked open just a little bit, he quickly walked to it and pushed it open. Spike was leaning over an object covered in what Discord assumed was a blanket; sniffling a little, the small dragon was shaking it lightly. Discord pushed the door open a little more, making it creak. Spike looked up at the sound and saw Discord standing there.
“I can see that you idiot! I’m asking how!” Discord yelled back angrily as he placed his eagle hand on her, she was burning up, she was so hot to the touch he swore he could cook an egg on her head, at that moment something dawned on him, he was being 100% serious, or he would of laughed at that little joke about cracking an egg on the egghead.
“I did no such thing!” Discord yelled, offended by his remarks, He was getting tired of this.
“I thought she might finally rest, but she didn't, after she only got about 3 weeks of rest she woke up one night and continued reading, I tried to take the books away but she just yelled at me.” Spike said covering his eyes, crying into his hands.
“Do not tell me she was dumb---no, not dumb, an absolute imbecile to trifle with Black Magic!” Discord practically yelled, hoping the young mare was not that stupid.
“Well, what did she find anyway?” Discord asked, still wanting to know about what solution she found for him. A part of him a little worried about what she may have found, a part of his mind started to wonder. What kind of book did she find in the forbidden section of the library? A spell that could kill something like him? Or another spell that could seal him up again, this time for good?
“You’re lying.” Spike said flatly, Discord looked up at the small dragon and flipped though the journal and held it out for the dragon to read. Spike leaned in to read the journal, noting the smudges all over it.
“Entry number #2345” “Discord has been showing improvement, in fact a lot of improvement. This young Draconequus will replace me at this rate; his ability to use magic is on a whole different level. His magic surpasses Unicorn and even Alicorn magic. It would worry me if he wasn't so playful, prank here and there, always bringing a smile to everypony's face, it’s no wonder he's the holder of the Element of Laughter. Celestia wasn't too happy about that but she is still very young and naive, she will learn in time. Luna has been stopping by from time to time, Discord’s always happy to see her. I personally think she’s smiting over him, ah young love. It brings a smile to my face to see such a young mind eager to learn, always eager to learn something new any chance he got his hands into it. Who knew this strange creature would turn out to be such an outstanding student, and so faithful to boot. I am proud to be his teacher. Star Swirl the Bearded”
Spike stood there, his mouth hanging open, speechless after reading what he had just read.
“I just want her to be OK, so do something and fix this!” Spike yelled again, Discord rolled his eyes as he looked down at Twilight, her breathing was shallow.
“Just use your magic on her!” Spike said getting scared by Discord’s reaction to the cut. Discord remained silent, his eyes glazing over, slightly frowning as he did.
“There's no more room.” Spike said quietly, Discord stopped what he was doing and stared at him, not knowing what to think. He stared for a moment or two before breaking the silence.
“Shining, why are you wearing a Discord suit?” She asked with a weak smile, Discord looked down at her, gulping a little. The look in her eyes told him she wasn't all there. It was further confirmed as she began to nuzzle his paw.
“Cheater? How am I a cheater?” Discord asked, though this situation was anything but funny, her mind was clearly scrambled, he mentally kicked himself for that. He cursed himself, another egg pun and he didn't act on it!
“Well sorry to break it to you sweetheart, but they are as true as the sun is yellow...well was.” Discord said firmly but with a smile. Twilight gave him a cold glare as her body shook more violently. Spike and Discord gasped as she suddenly threw up. After she threw up she stood shaking then looked up at them, her eyes glazed over and her face going pale.
…......................
“Ahhhhh! You!” Fluttershy yelled as she dived under her table in fear, her tea cup breaking in the process as Discord appeared in a flash of light standing in the middle of her living room.
“What did you do to her!?” Fluttershy screamed so hard the house shook, making Discord freeze in his place.
“He didn't do anything, Fluttershy.” Spike said, standing between them, getting their attention.
“You….. Should probably leave.” Discord said shifting away from the small dragon awkwardly.
“Why, what’s wrong?” Discord asked following her into the kitchen, Spike following right behind him.
“Like you said we need to hurry!” He said as he placed her into it, removing the blanket as he did. Fluttershy quickly passed him the bucket, he tossed the water down on Twilight, waiting to see what would happen, he started to panic as he saw she didn't react to the cold water. Fluttershy quickly went over to the fridge and started popping out ice into the bucket, he knew that would take too long. It would be quicker to start digging a hole than her popping out ice like that.
“Twilight! Let me help her!” Spike yelled as he again tried to push his way past Discord, that was the last straw.
'Why do I feel this way? It doesn't make any sense!' He thought as he felt something brush against him, he looked to his left and saw Fluttershy pour more water into the tub making Twilight kick and scream again.
“Please...no more...i can't take it.” She begged as she started to cry, Discord winced at her words, she really thought he was torturing her.
“You read the whole journal, didn't you?” Discord asked firmly, looking down at her. Once again he thought why did he ask? Of course she did it was impossible for her to walk past a book and not read it.
“What did you do to her?” Fluttershy asked a bit defiantly but fear was still clear in her voice as she trotted up to him. He tried not to stare at her rubbing her rump a bit obviously it stinging a bit from being thrown down rump first.
“I...said...I don’t have...any medicine ...here.” Fluttershy said her voice getting more and quieter as she talked, slowly lowering her head not looking up at him anymore. Discord was thankful he had such good hearing.
“That’s your problem not mine, I've done my part.” Discord said dully, pulling his tail away from her as he began to walk out of the room. The first thing he was going to do when he got home is to take a hot fudge bath.
“Like you would care, like you said, it’s not your problem.” Fluttershy said in the cold voice Discord had gotten used to by now, but it still made chills run up and down his spine.
“I know...I know I’m a coward and….. That I would probably die doing such a thing.” Fluttershy said shaking lightly. Discord smiled thinking he had just saved a pony from going on a suicide mission, but his smile quickly faded when she looked up at him.
“You...you had friends?” Fluttershy asked looking at him, but quickly regretted when she saw the hurt look in his eyes. She felt sympathy for him, she wondered if maybe if she should ask him about it. But she knew when to ask and when to keep quiet and the look in his eyes told her not to push the issue.
“She needs something to help heal that cut and get rid of any infection correct?” He asked, his eyes watching her like a hawk, that scared her a bit but she nodded.
“Spike, I need your help, can you help me with a few things?” Fluttershy asked, looking up at the small dragon on her back.
Author's Note
OK finally, i got tired of waiting for help so from now on i will be posting these after re reading it myself so they will come out a lot faster now. and mind you i have like 15+ stories i have on my desktop right now so yeah sorry!
