As the only Human in Equestria, Rick is living the good life. An ex-police officer, his job entails protecting the Lunar Princess from any harm that may come her way.

So far, everything has been fine. But a new group threatens the safety of the princess, will Rick be able to protect her? Especially right after she confessed her love to him?

Contains adorable ponies, boops on the nose, light sexual interaction between human and a certain princess, incredible violence towards ponies hell-bent on killing said princess, and lots of f-bombs. Rated M for these reasons.

I have no idea how long this'll be, I'll update it when I feel like it.