Randumbness

"TWILIGHT!!!!" screamed Pinkie Pie as she flew through the air. Twilight turned around just in time to see Pinkie about to collide with her.

"Oof!" Twilight yelled as Pinkie landed on top of her.

"Uck!" Pinkie gleefully responded.

"Get off of me!!!" Twilight screeched.

Pinkie Pie pinned her down on her stomach. "NEVER!!" she screamed. She tied Twilight up and took her to Sugarcube Corner. When they got there, she threw Twilight into her room upstairs.

"Why am I here?!" Twilight asked. Pinkie Pie just smiled and started singing.

Pinkie Pie's song is here. Please enjoy responsibly.

"TAKING A BUS DOWN TO BOGNOR REGIS! BECAUSE WE'VE HEARD THAT THEY ARE PANDA FREE!!" Twilight stared at her friend like she had two heads.

"THAT MAKES IT SAFE FOR US TO PLANT CUCUMBERS!" Just then, Derpy Hooves jumped out of Pinkie's closet and started singing with her.

"AND THEN SHIP THEM, OVER THE SEA!" Pinkie jumped over Derpy's head.

"PANDAS ARE THE CUCUMBERS ENEMY, THEY ATTACK THEM WITH THEIR FEET!" Pinkie kicked Twilight four times.

"THE CUCUMBER HAS ONLY ONE WAY TO ESCAPE THEM, THAT'S RIDE A GO-KART DOWN THE STREET!" Pinkie picked up Twilight and threw her into the closet. Then Derpy shut the closet door and locked it.

And Twilight Sparkle was never seen again... Until next Tuesday, when she woke up in her own bed, walked out the door, and fell straight into a pile of dragon crap. The dragon crap never came out of her mane, and for the rest of her life the other ponies called her Twilight Shit-face.

The moral of the story is, never eat purple bananas on a Tuesday, or the orange monkey will throw pies at the rooster.