Randumbness

You must listen to this ENTIRE SONG while reading this story. If you do not, I will not be held responsible for you sanity dripping out your ears. (I will also not be held responsible for your sanity dripping out your ears if you DO listen to the entire song while reading.)

Derpy Hooves was walking down the street. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Spike came and started walking with her. They walked on for a bit, but then Derpy got bored.

"Spike?" she whispered.

"What?" he asked.

"Can I eat you?" Derpy asked.

Spike laughed. "Of course not!"

But Derpy didn't hear that last word. She jumped on top of Spike and ate him up in one bite. Then she walked to Twilight Sparkle's house.

"Twilight!" Derpy called as she knocked on the door. Twilight opened the door.

"Derpy!" she exclaimed. "Nice to see you! Have you seen Spike anywhere?"

"Yes." Derpy replied. "I ate him. Now I'm going to eat you too."

Twilight laughed. "Yes, I'm sure you did, now if you'll excuse me I have to..."

She was interrupted by Derpy jumping on her and swallowing her whole. Now full, she walked back home and went to sleep. While she slept, Discord snuck into her room.

Ok, now change the music to this and continue reading.

Derpy woke up, and screamed when she saw Discord. He gobbled her up, and he liked the taste so much, he ran around Ponyville gobbling up everypony in sight. Soon, not even Celestia was left, and a few years later Discord died of kidney failure. Equestria became a fairy tale, and billions of years later, strange creatures called humans took over the land. Equestria was never heard of again.