Basically, I'm pulling every idea from my messed-up brain and sqashing it all into this one story with no real plot.
I'll make it up as I go along.
Have fun reading, and try to keep your brain from dripping out your ears. Seriously, I'm not being held responsible for any melting, spontaneous combustion, explosion, or any other bad things happening to your anatomy while reading this god-awful Trollfic.
Have a nice day.