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Spike is wearing a Hoodie, a white undershirt, and Brown pants
The School
"This is soo cool!" Gabby, the arctic grey griffon in a pair of shorts and tank top, exclaimed. "Why don't I get to attend here?!" She was awed by the massive lavender school building.
“Well, to go here you'd have to quit your Job as a mailgriffin,” Scootaloo, an orange filly wearing cargo shorts and a hoodie with the sleeves up, answered, “That, and you'd have almost no time to help others with cutie mark problems, with homework apparently being really hard to ignore, and most of the time really fun.”
“Also, you'd have to live here,” Applebloom, the yellow filly in jeans and short sleeves, added, “But we still wanted to invite you over.”
“So you could see if you wanted to go here, if you ever stopped being a mailgriffin," Sweetie Belle, a white filly who wore a short sleeve coat over her long skirt, chimed in.
Gabby nodded as her three friends all listed off their reasons. “These are all really good reasons, but I still think I should attend here, on the grounds that I want to,” she said as the three of them walked into said School of Friendship.
Twilight and Spike were in one of the classrooms just after classes ended.
“Alright, Spike I need you to clean off the chalkboards, sweep the floor, move the desks back into place, take out the trash, replace the bags, and check that all the chalk is properly stocked up. I would help, but I got three other classrooms to clean, and I have a class soon,” She said as she made her way out. “Thank you for helping.”
“No problem,” Spike, the purple dragon in a hoodie and shorts, answered happily as he waved her out. His smile vanished as soon as he heard the door close. “Like my normal chore list isn't long enough,” he grumbled as he started knocking all the trash off the desks and onto the floor. As he moved around he silently kept complaining about his job.
“They are the ones making huge messes during class, but I have to clean them up?” He leaned over to start picking up the large pieces of trash when he noticed gum stuck to the bottom of one of the desks. “Great,” Spike muttered as he walked to the front of the class to grab the trash can and a small scraper before getting to work to de-gum the classroom, “I overheard Starlight asking for her paycheck.” He grumbled on, “I don't even get paid!” He leaned up as he moved over to another desk, “And I've been doing this job since I was six!” He started picking up trash with his tail while scraping off the gum; he continued to complain, unaware that Twilight had left the door slightly open in her rush out. She hadn't heard any of Spike's complaints, but the CMC had been walking past and overheard, and were now standing outside the room listening in.
“Wait, is it even legal to make somepony that young work without pay?” Sweetie asked.
“Unfortunately, it is,” Applebloom confirmed, “I have to work and sell products for the farm, and I don't get paid.”
“I think that's different,” Scottaloo responded.
“Not to me,” Applebloom muttered as Gabby leaned in.
“Shh,” Gabby said as she looked in. Spike had put the trash can down and was now picking up trash off of the floor.
“Everypony else gets to be what they wanna be, all living their dreams. And me? I get stuck with the shit nopony else wants to do!” He groaned even more as he tossed all the trash in the bin and began moving the desks back into their original positions. “And do I even get a ‘thank you’? NO! Half the time I'm just there for the sake of sight gags, getting doors right in my face, and blasted off by spring loaded floor tiles. Even when we got sucked into the comic book's world, I got stuck as Humdrum!”
“You were Humdrum?!” Scootaloo laughed, then slapped her hand over her mouth as Spike froze.
“The door's open, isn't it?” He sighed as the four intruders walked in. “You didn't hear me swearing, did you?”
“I heard some of it,” Scootaloo said, “but you got turned into Humdrum!? That's so…”
"The rest got turned into the Power Ponies.”
“...Unfortunate,” Scootaloo decided. “Sorry for your cosmic embarrassment.”
Spike stood and looked at them, then switched to the personality they were used to. “Any-ho, if you girls don't mind, I got some work to do. So, if you could close the door on your way out, I'd really-”
Gabby scoffed, “You expect us to leave after hearing that?”
“Hm?” They all asked, turning to her.
“Once I came to the CMC looking for a Cutie Mark-” Spike made a noise and Gabby turned to him “It's ok you can laugh,” Spike did just that as Gabby continued, “And while I didn't get one, I did find the one thing I was meant to do; helping others find the one thing they are meant to do. Just like I was their first non pony client…”
“Oh no,” Spike said as he realized what was happening. At the same time the CMC's faces lit up.
“No way!” they cheered as Gabby pointed at him.
“... you, Spike, are my first nonpony, and together we shall find the one place where you will be happy!” The CMC cheered as Gabby gave Spike a pat on the back.
Spike frowned at them. “...But there is literally no pony or non-pony that can do my job.”
“We can do it!” Sweetie said happily.
“Not without permission from Twilight or-”
“Will I do?” Starlight asked, making all of them jump.
“I swear to Celestia, Starlight, do you ever knock?!”
“Hey, that last time was an accident!” she defended. “But I'm here to take over the rest of your chores for the day.”
“Are you sure?” Spike asked. Starlight smiled, and with a flick of her horn, the room was clean.
Spike stood in silence, then broke out of his usual tone with an angry shout to rival Luna's!
“WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T TWILIGHT DO THAT!?” he yelled angrily, breaking a window and leaving all the others to cover their ears. He covered his mouth before looking at them, “Oops, sorry.”
“It's fine, and I'm pretty sure your job was just to give her more time to read, now I think this is the part where you and your new friend run and find out where you belong.”
“It is!” Gabby cheered, grabbing Spike's hand and dragging him along, the CMC and Starlight followed and watched as the two took flight towards the far side of town.
After a moment of silence, Scotaloo angrily yelled, “HE CAN FLY NOW!" She fluttered her wings. "I CALL HAX!”
"We're right here too…" AB muttered as she and Sweetie watched the two leave them behind as well.
The two flew to the nearby castle at Spike's request so he could grab a few things from his room. The pair landed on the small balcony outside his window and Spike pulled a small card out of his hoodie pocket to undo the latch; once open, the two entered.
"So, what are you good at? There's cooking, dancing, maybe you can play an instrument, maybe teaching others how to do things, maybe you could help others and make a real difference in the world."
"In that order: I can cook anything that isn't apple related, I can’t dance, the piano: no thanks I'm good, and I'm the reason the world is the way it is today."
"I'm sorry?"
"I can cook anything that..."
"No, the last one, I got the rest."
"I helped stop King Sombra from taking over the Crystal Empire. I'm the reason that Ember is Dragon Lord, and she's the reason there's peace between dragons and other races. I'm the reason Thorax was accepted into the Crystal Empire, which let him learn about love, which helped him become ruler of the changelings and declare peace between changelings and the other races."
Gabby looked at him in silence for a moment, "And you don't even get paid," She scoffed with a shake of her head, "Talk about making a difference! Alright, I'll cross that off the list."
"You don't have to make a list."
"But then how will we know what you haven't tried? It's more for me to remember, so..."
"No, I mean you don't have to make a list because I already have one," Spike tossed her a book.
Gabby looked at it and read its name out loud, "Spike's List" She opened it and found every page having a single thing on it, ranging from archeologist to a page with a red X on it labeled pianist. She looked at it in silence as she flipped through it. "Wow," she said, "This is a lot of stuff."
"Yup."
"But I can think of a few more things," she said deviously; meanwhile Spike had found what he had come for: a bag full of bits.
He held it up in victory, "Oh yeah!"
"I thought you didn't get paid."
"I don't, but that hasn't stopped Applejack and Rarity from giving me the occasional gift for my hard work." He jangled his bag. "Got about 367 bits in here, should help us with our endeavors," he said as he pocketed them and made his way over to the window, before turning around and giving her a bow. "After you m'lady." She flew out the window and hovered in the air as Spike climbed out and used his card to relatch his window.
"Is it really necessary to lock it?" Gabby asked.
"I didn't think so at first, then some Crystal ponies used it to steal my bed."
"What?"
"That's what I said! I still have no idea what they wanted with it", Spike took the air and the two made their way down to Ponyville. "So what are we doing first?"
"Mhh," Gabby thought as she flipped through the pages of the book. "Ah! Let's start with this one: Gem Hunter! What's that?"
"Smolder told me about it, in the Dragon Lands there are dragons whose job is to find a multitude of gems for the rest of their packs."
"How many dragons are usually in a pack"
"Oh...Twenty or some, not counting children."
"How many children do dragons usually have?"
"Dragon's are horn-dogs, they tend to have a lot of children," Spike said bluntly, then blinked. "Not that...I'm one mind you."
Gabby looked down at him and smiled.
"And I bet they still won't pay me," Spike muttered as he got on all fours and began sniffing at the ground; Gabby watched as he moved around and dug a little into the earth. After a few minutes he managed to find a small number of gems; as he began to dig deeper he ended up with only his rear still above ground, Gabby snorted and called out.
"Hey Spike, nice ass!" This got the desired effect and she watched as he fell into the hole. She waited for a second before his head popped out.
"Was that really necessary?" He asked, his face glowing red.
"Yes," Gabby called back laughing, "I needed to get your attention, and it worked, are you enjoying this at all?"
"Not even a little." Spike called back. "I'm covered in dirt, and now I'm in a hole," He grumbled as he went to pull himself out but asked for a helping hand, "A little help here?"
Gabby sighed. "I'm coming," She called as she made her way over and offered him her hand; then without warning, she was dragged into it too.
"There, now we're both terrible people." Spike declared as she fell on top of him.
"Oh, very funny," Gabby said with a giggle, "now let's get out." They both tried to get out and ended up fumbling over each other in the process. Gabby blinked and looked around as Spike tried to get them untangled. Spike tried to pull himself out, but all this did was make Gabby squawk.
"Hey careful, you're squashing me into the rocks! My feathers weren't exactly made for this, if you know what I mean!"
"Sorry, any idea on how to get out?" Spike asked as Gabby looked around.
"Can you move your hands?"
"Yeah," Spike said as he slowly moved them, they were around Gabby's waist.
"Alright, I need you to slowly lean into me, and wrap them around my rear." There was silence for a moment.
"Explain," Spike demanded.
"Wrap your hands around my rear and then pull me up, this should also pull me out, and once I'm out, you can get out."
Spike nodded.
"Alright, next time explain everything, don't just tell me to grab your ass," Spike said as he leaned forward to get into position; after some moving and awkward silence Spike's hands got where they had to go. Gabby had laid her head on Spike's shoulder.
"Alright now lift me," She said, making Spike shiver a little since she was right next to his ear. And with that, he started pulling Gabby up, after a moment her wings were freed and she left the hole.
"Thank Celestia" Spike muttered, he stopped and looked up at Gabby, whose face was red. "Was that worth the joke of pulling me in?" She asked.
"Hey you started it," Spike said as he pulled himself out and dusted off his sleeves.
"Alright, if you agree not to pull me into more holes, I'll agree not to embarrass you and make you stumble into them."
"Sounds like a plan," Spike responded as she walked over to where she had left the book she leaned over to pick it up; not missing a beat Spike called out. "You have a soft ass by the way."
Gabby's face turned red as she picked up the book. "Should have seen that one coming," She sighed as she marked off Gem Hunter and looked at the next page.
"Alright Spike, let's get to the next thing on your list," She took off into the air, Spike flying behind her to their next destination.
Spike looked at where Gabby had taken him and frowned at her.
"Of all the things you could have added, this was one of them?"
"What's wrong with it?"
"Skydiving is pretty pointless if you have wings!" Spike pointed out.
The two of them were sitting in a hot air balloon with a few ponies, all wearing dive suits, goggles, helmets and a parachute strapped to their backs.
"That's why we have these!" Gabby said happily, pointing to their suits: they didn't have wingholes so both of them had theirs trapped in.
"I still stand firm on that I'm not gonna enjoy this," Spike muttered as their dive instructor began showing them how to use their parachutes and had them all sign safety waivers. Spike looked down and Gabby offered him her hand.
"Scared?" She asked.
"Horrified, but maybe I'll like the adrenalin rush," He admitted while taking her hand; the two jumped.
-5 minutes later-
"How did this even happen?" Spike asked as the two of them swung upside down.
"I have no idea" Gabby answered as she looked down at the long drop below them, During their fall they had somehow gotten their tails tied together, being so close had screwed up their parachutes and the two had fallen and gotten their tails snagged on the upper branches of a tree, leaving them now swaying back and forth slowly with their tail still knotted together.
"Did you enjoy skydiving?" Gabby asked.
"Even less than I thought I would" Spike replied.
"Hm. Well I'd mark it off, but I dropped the book," She said as she pointed down to said book on a lower branch; as the two swayed Spike decided to be the first to start a conversation.
"So, what possessed you to help me find my one true place?"
"You didn't seem to be… happy with your life."
"Yes, and I made that clear to a lot of ponies. But I'm asking why you, specifically you, are doing this, why not one of the other CMC?"
"Oh, Um… I guess they never noticed you where unhappy; you seemed like you had a lot of practice with pretending to be happy."
Spike snorted. "You have no idea."
"And that's why, I had and still have no idea how long you've been unhappy, but you seemed to just despise your life, and I don't want to see anyone live a life like that. I want to see everyone happy: happy with what they do. I want to know that when they wake up, they're not dreading their day, they're looking forward to it!" The two swung in silence for a moment.
"Have you ever meet Pinkie Pie?"
"No, why?"
"You remind me of her, always making others happy." Spike looked over at her. "But why are you doing this? Why not go find the things thatl make you happy?"
"This does make me happy."
"You've been with me for half an hour and you've been stuck in a hole, got your ass groped, got your tail tied in a knot with mine, and now we are both hanging upside down, and thanks to these skydive uniforms we can't even fly down. I fail to see what part of this you are enjoying."
"Well, your hands did feel nice," she said with a giggle.
"I'm being serious Gabby," Spike said without amusement.
"I enjoy what I do because I love seeing unhappy people smile, and when the moment comes where you finally find what makes you happy, I can't wait to see it."
"Alright," They swung in silence again before Spike giggled. "And your ass was soft if it makes you feel better.”
"Oh, what's the matter, are you hoping that the way out of this is to feel me up?"
"I think the only way out of this is to accept we are gonna fall and just break the branch were hanging off of." Gabby looked up.
"We are wearing helmets, also I'm starting to feel light-headed so break away!" She said and with that Spike kicked out and the two fell like rocks; once the dust had settled Spike and Gabby coughed and looked around in a daze, thankfully the branches had broken their fall on the way down. Unfortunately, the fall still hurt.
"Ow..." Gabby muttered as she got up, suddenly with a sharp tug she was stopped in her tracks. "Oh yeah, our tails." She sighed as she looked back to see that the knot was still a thing, Spike got up and looked at it.
"Look's like you are piggybacking, hop on!" He said.
"Where's the book?" She asked; Spike looked around, then with a thunk, the book landed on his head, leaves showering him soon after.
"Found it!" He said with a jolly tone as he handed it to Gabby, who jumped on his back and began looking through it.
"How far to Ponyville?" she asked.
"Oh, 5-minute walk," Spike said as he started said walk. "Of course we need to find somepony to untie us… and I know just the pony… Rarity!"
"Oh, I've heard of her, she's the Element of Generosity!" Gabby said as she began looking through the book to think of something else for them to try after they were untied.
"And great with fashion, one of her talents include tying bows, so she should be able to untie us... or not, worth a shot tho."
"So, you are friends with Rarity?" Gabby asked politely.
"Eh," Spike responded "I use to think she was hot, but she… turned me down, hard." Spike shrugged. "What're you gonna do, I'll find my special some...creature, even if it kills me...though hopefully, it won't."
"Aw, you're lonely too? I'll add that to the list, get you a femalefriend!" Gabby said, "Oh, I'm gonna make your life awesome!"
"Hey, slow down, I know you want to make my life amazing, but maybe we should go on a date first," Spike said with a snort, earning a whack on the head with the book.
"That's not what I meant you Horn-dog."
"Hey, I specifically told you I'm not one of those!" Spike replied.
"You've groped me, and that last line suggests your mind is somewhere less than appropriate." Gabby responded, "And I think we should try baker next!".
"I didn't grope you! I just did exactly what you told me to do and grabbed your ass!" A snickering sound above them made them freeze and look up,
"I'm sorry," Rainbow Dash said crying from the laughter building up. "Could you repeat that?"
"Um...We can explain!" They said in unison; Rainbow Dash was laughing now.
"I was gonna ask how you got your tail tied together with a Griffin's, but damn Spike I don't know what kind of foreplay you're into..."
"We can explain!" They both said, this time slightly angrier.
"I'm listening," Rainbow said, trying to wipe off her tears.
-5-minutes later-
"Bwahaha!" Rainbow laughed as the three walked into town. "That's great! You've been together for like half an hour, and already 2nd base!"
"2nd base is above the waist! None of the bases have to do with grasping someone's rear end!" Spike called back, then blinked when he realized he was in town, several ponies looked over at him, and started whispering. "Ah, fuck it all..." Spike sighed as they made their way to Rarity's Boutique. Spike knocked on the door, and waited for an answer.
The one who answered was Sweetie Belle.
"Oh, hey Spike, where's Gabby?"
"She's tied up at the moment" Spike responded as he entered, Sweetie's jaw dropped when she saw Gabby and the tail incident.
"Yeah, so we marked off skydiving."
"Ah, I wasn't gonna talk about you guys’ fashion choices, but I was gonna judge you silently," Sweetie said as she poked her head in and called "Rarity we have a fashion emergency!"
"How bad is...oh dear Celestia SPIKE WHAT IS THAT!?" Rarity demanded when she saw what Spike and Gabby where wearing. after being introduced to Gabby and told the situation, Rarity looked at Rainbow Dash, "And why are you here?"
"I'm making sure they don't get the 2nd base again."
"What we did was not 2nd Base" Spike and Gabby responded in unison. Rarity looked over at them.
"Well, I won't pry."
"Thank you." Spike sighed in relief.
"But do wear protection Spike," She said as she walked to the back, Sweetie and Rainbow both started snickering.
"You all are horn-dogs" Spike muttered angrily as he and Gabby made their way into the back so Rarity could fix the situation with their tails.
"Alright get of Spike's back, Ms...?"
"Gabby."
"Ms. Gabby, please stand right here, and Spike don't move." Rarity positioned Gabby so she and Spike where slightly pulling on each other's tail, Rarity looked at the mess and poked Spike's. "What a mess," She sighed, the unicorn lit her horn.
After a few minutes, with Spike and Gabby both saying ow, they were free.
"Oh, thank goodness" Spike sighed "Alright, it's time we..."
"Hold up," Rarity said, "you two aren't going anywhere." she covered them both in her magic and pushed them behind a curtain. "You came here with a fashion emergency.” There was the sound of tearing fabric and both Spike and Gabby’s screams of embarrassment as they covered themselves. "And I intend to fix just that emergency.
"Rarity walked out of the room "Don't do anything inappropriate!"
Spike and Gabby stood behind the curtain covering; Spike sighed.
"Of course this is happening," he muttered in resignation as he and Gabby tried not to look at each other.
Spike and Gabby stood next to each other in embarrassment behind the curtain
"I didn't think she would do this" Spike said, "I mean, she does tear ponies clothes off, but usually only where nopony else can see them!"
"Oh yeah?" Gabby asked, trying to keep her girls from popping out "Then...WHY DID SHE DO THIS!?" She said shaking in anger, "I Swear I'm gonna..." Gabby sighed "...nothing to a mare who can rip my clothes of and teleport me outside if I do anything"
"I don't know if she would do that, but she is our only hope to not leave here naked" suddenly they were covered in Rarity's magic and in a flash they both had underwear
"Oh Thank Celestia," They both said as they lowered their hand's only to realize something was missing
"AH!" Gabby screamed as she covered her chest again, Spike meanwhile was trying to stop his nose bleed. "why don't I have a bra!?"
"What cup size?" Rarity called out
"C cup" Gabby yelled back, once again there was a flash and she had one, She looked over at Spike who's hand's where now red, his nose was still gushing
"Oh, my goodness are you ok?" Gabby asked, Spike, waved her off
"I'm fine, just...never actually seen a pair before!" He said, his face glowing red
"Well, to be fair," Gabby said her face also read "You're the first to see them, so I guess we're even, do you need a tissue or something?"
"Wouldn't help" Spike responded "But the thought is appreciated" Gabby patted his back then called out
"Mr.Rarity, Spike's gotten a Nose Bleed"
"How bad?"
"His hand's are red, and he's getting pale" Once again there was a flash and a bottle appeared at their feet.
"Make him Drink that!" she called back Gabby picked up the bottle opened it and forced it down Spike's throat, Spike coughed, but his nosebleed stopped.
"Oh thank you," he said as he got off and looked at the mess on him "I'd hug you...but I'd probably start again" Gabby smiled
"Oh I understand you charmer you"
"Come again?"
"You saw a quick peek of my chest, and look at how much blood you lost, I didn't know I was so attractive"
"Well it's not exactly hard to figure out" Spike shot back before slapping his hand to his mouth
"HA! I knew it, you are a Horn-dog!"
"Judging by what just happen, yes I might be one."
"Might?" Gabby laughed "Oh once we get out clothes back baking is gonna be so much fun!" once again they were both covered in Rarity's magic, along with measuring tape and some wet towels, while Gabby was being measured Spike was having the blood washed off him, once Gabby was let go she looked over at Spike to see he had clothes again, he had Black pants, Sandals, a T-shirt with a Tiny Griffon on it, and a hoodie tied around his waist,
"Why do you already have clothes?" She pouted
"I've been here before, she can get stuff done fast is it's not to elaborate."
"Done!" Rarity called Gabby turned and in time to be forcefully shoved into the clothes, she looked down at a Pair of jean shorts with her CMC Mark on them, a Black Tanktop with a tiny Dragon on it, a sleeveless Jacket and Sandals
"Oh, wow, I look nice," She said as she patted herself down, Rarity walked over to them and handed Spike his coin purse back, He looked in it
"And we now only have 272 bits" he sighed "also, why do I have a mini Gabby on my shirt?"
"Oh, you two look so cute together," Rarity said as she leads them out, both Rainbow and Sweetie were gone "Just invite me if you get married" And with that she pushed them out onto the street
"Are all your friends so forward?" Gabby asked trying not to laugh
"Applejack isn't!" Spike defended as they made their way to Sugar Cube corner, they walked in, and after talking to them for a moment Spike and Gabby were allowed to use the bakery, with Pinkie supervision, apparently, Rainbow Dash had harshly misinformed her as to what was going on
"So if you two had a baby, would it be a Griffon or a Dragon?" Spike looked over at her, then said
"I think a Griffin if it's a boy, and a Dragon if it's a Girl." he decided, Gabby looked at him "This is Pinkie Pie, he said, I don't think you've met"
"Oh yeah" Pinkie said skidding to a stop "I have to throw you a welcome to ponyville party." Gabby walked on looking at Pinkie then decided
"I think it would be a Griffin Dragon hybrid"
"Oh, A Dragon with Griffin wing's hands and a Tail! or a fire-breathing Griffin with Dragon wing's, hands and a tail"
"I Like the first one" Spike decided as he put on an apron
"I think the second one would be the best" Gabby decided as she put her's on "Now, Let's see how good you are at baking Spike!"
"Alright Spike, let's chose a super duper, easy peasy recipe, Let's make an Apple pie!"
"Shit" Spike said, "how about something else?"
"Hey, My Kitchen, my rules, also we just got an order for one, so let's get going, you'll need..." Pinkie read off the ingredients and Spike followed as best he could, once he had all the ingredients stirred together, and the pie crust had been set, he added the filling, covered it with the upper crust, and added put it in the over"
"And Now turn on the oven and wait 20 minutes" Pinkie read
"Wow," Gabby said as she and Spike sat outside the bakery, the door was open, a horrible smell could be smelled, as the two looked at the mess "How did this happen?"
"What are you talking about, I told you, I can bake anything that is Apple related" Gabby shook her head and read through the list
"Let's try...Party Planner?" Gabby asked looking at the mess on the page "This wasn't here before"
"I added it," Pinkie said, standing between them, with a hat on that read Chaperone on "I have to make sure you two don't run off for some Hankie Pankie, The Two snickered
"Ok Pinkie, Let's go see if I'm gonna be the worlds best Party Dragon."
Dinner and an unintentional Show
Spike and Gabby landed in front of the Resturant and looked up at it
"Wow," The two said when they saw the four-story building shaped like a Giant tree, the Balconies where full of a multitude of species. Spike saw a Yak having Tea with a Changeling, a Hippogriff and a Griffon where playing a card game while waiting on their food, he even saw Mr.Cheelie and Fluttershy having a nice brunch.
"hu, I didn't even know they where friends," he said when he saw them, he looked at the name and smiled "The Golden Oak Eatery, Twilight totally funded this place." as they made their way in, They found no wait and walked up to the Hostess, a Minotaur,
"Good afternoon," She said Politely "just to two of you?" She asked
"Yes" Spike said
"Do you both have wings?"
"Indeed we do" Gabby replied
"Alright" She handed the two of them a small ticket with the number 19 on it, if you'd fly to the top of the building on go out the 2nd opening on your right, you'll find the seating area for flyers, your table number is 19, please show it to the waiter to prove you actually walked in through the entrance, With that, she motioned then on and with that Spike and Gabby flew in
"Woah" They said as the looked around, the first floor was huge, and entirely kitchen, as the flew up they could see dozens of chefs making different meals, a Dragon making a Gem Roast, a Griffin preparing a large fish, and once again Spike saw someone he recognized, near the back a large number of desserts where on tables, and taste testing them was Grubber in a chef hat way too big for him and an Apron way to small, Spike shook his head
"At least he's doing what he loves," Spike said as the two made their way up, passing the 2nd floor, from what Spike could see it was mostly Ponies and Hypogriffs, the third floor was much more diverse. comprising of almost every species, the fourth floor seemed to be empty, it looked beautiful, but they saw no tabled, just windows and door's they landed and exited through the 2nd opening their jaw's dropped, a multitude of Tabled where in the Branches of the Tree, the tabled where all full of winged creatures, and Winged creatures only
"Look like we qualified for V.I.P Seating," Gabby said as they flew around, they spotted an empty table with the number 19 on it and took their seats, Spike looked around,
"I can see everything from up here," he said, "Why have I never been here before!?" Spike looked at the menu and nodded "Ah, that's why look's like I'm losing about 150 it's here." Gabby looked up confused
"Really? I don't see anything too expensive here?" She said as she looked through her menu, Spike looked up and saw a Griffon on the front of her menu, he looked at his and saw a Dragon
"Wait, we just got here! how did they already have these exact menu's here!?" Gabby looked at his and noticed what he meant
"Who, maybe Pinkie works here" the two chuckled and looked for something to eat, below them Fluttershy was exiting the building and waving goodbye to Cheerlie when she ran into Pinkie and Rainbow
"Oh, Hi guys' what's up?"
"Where Spying on Spike and his new Friend " Rainbow said,
"We're making sure they don't get any farther...with out use seeing them do it!" Pinkie said as she looked around with Binoculars
"Oh my I didn't know Spike was dating, she squeed "oh I want to see her!"
"Found them" Pinkie declared "Their in the wing's only section, Table 19" Rainbow looked up at the branches
"I can't see 'em, what are they doing"
"Who is she?" Fluttershy asked "What is she"
"A Griffin named Gabby, first non-pony member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders"
"Oh, so she likes to help others, she sounds perfect for Spike, I wanna see" Fluttershy begged, Pinkie gave her the Binoculars and pulled out two more pairs, handing one to Rainbow, after they had all found them Fluttershy sighed
"Aw, they look so cute together"
"I wonder what they're talking about?" Rainbow said, "I can't read lips"
"Neither can I," the other two said in unison
"What are you three doing? Rarity asked, making them all jump
"Spying on Spike and his Girl," They all said
"Ah, well then" Rarity looked up "Where are they?" Pinkie once again pulled out another set of Binoculars and the 3 of them looked up at the two while Rarity tried to find them.
"May I take your order?" A Pegsue colt asked
"Can I get the Gem Roast?" Spike asked
"What Kind of Meat?" Spike thought for a second
"Bugbear" The Griffin nodded
"A popular choice, and you ma'am?"
"I'll get the Fish Fiesta"
"What Kind of fish"
"Can I get Trout and Flounder?"
"Indeed you can," The Waiter said "and what about Drinks
"Can I get an Orange soda?" They both asked in unison
"ah, you were ready with that one, how cute" The Waiter nodded as he began to take off "I shall be right back with your Drinks" the two looked at each other
"That was spooky," Spike said
"We need to do that again," Gabby said, "Lets practice saying Thank you, sir, in unison!" The three below watched this while Rarity attempted to find them
"What are they doing?" Pinkie asked
"Are they practice air kissing?" Rainbow tried
"I Think they're saying sweet thing's to each other" Rariry said finally finding the duo "Not that I can read lips"
"I think their practicing thanking the waiter," Shining said, making them all jump they looked over and found both Cadence and Shining look up at the date
"Their saying Thank you, sir" Shining looked at them "I Can read lips"
"How long have you two.."
"Longer than you guys, we were standing back here, but since there was a group forming we figured we should come up and help you guy's" Cadence said as she watched the Waiter laugh as the two said Thank you, sir, in unison
"Your welcome," he said as he handed them their drinks "It'll be about 10 minutes on your food"
"Thank you, sir," They said in unison again as the Waiter flew off
"Alright, so let's see, we've tried Gem hunter"
"That ended with me Having to grope your ass, though it was soft" down below
"Ok he turned away a little, but from what I got he just complimented her on having a soft ass when he groped it" Cadance snorted
"Seriously?" She looked up into to see Spike get bonked by the book and laughed "Yeah, you were right, how cute, already groping each other" She sighed "They grow up so fast" she sniffed as the conversation continued
"We've tried skydiving"
"That ended with our tail's tied and you topless"
"Ok, so I don't know what tail's tied means.."
"They literally had their tails tied together," Rainbow and Rarity said in unison
"..but he's seen her topless so things are looking good," he said as the conversation continued
"Then we Tried baker"
"That ended in disaster and a lifetime ban on entering the Sugarcube Corner Kitchen"
"Then Party Planner"
"That...that just got really awkward with Cadence and Rainbow and Pinkie hearing me say suck it and the whole 3rd base thing"
"I Got the prases, Suck it, and Third Base!" Shinning said, "But I missed a lot, the branched keep blocking my view!"
"Oh, Spike's been so firm on saying they haven't been there yet," Rainbow said, which means
"They're planning it!" Fluttershy said, "Oh my should we stop them?"
"I feel like we should tell somepony"
"What the hell are yall doing?" the group looked down at Applejack
"Oh, hi AJ" Pinkie said "where spying on Spike and his Girlfriend" Applejack looked at them with no visible reaction to what she had just been told
"What have none of ya ever heard of Privacy?"
"I'm the Princess of Love," Cadence said "And I gave them permission to watch" Applejack sighed and looked up
"Where are they?"
"Table 19, the Branches" Pinkie said looking down to find AJ entering the building. she shrugged "Guess she was hungry" Applejack walked over to the Minotaur and said
"Could you kindly tell the Dragon at table 19 he and his friend are being spied on, and tell him AppleJack told ya."
"Oh, Yes I can" The Minotaur called over the waiter who was about to deliver the food and delivered the message, as the waiter delivered their food he said
"By the way, a Ponie named Applejack has a message for you"
"Applejack?" Gabby turned to Spike "You said she was the only one of your friends not...like the others right?"
"I did"
"She told me to tell you that you are being spied on" with that the waiter left
"And I Was Right!" Spike declared as he looked around, he spotted the group and flipped them off, Gabby joined in
"And now they see us" Shinning said "Which means...SCATTER!" with that all the ponies Ran Away, Applejack walked over to a dropped pair of Binoculars and scanned for them once she actually found them she waved at them and gave them a thumbs up before leaving
"Yeah, she's kind of awesome" Spike said as they dug into their food.
Author's Note
It's an Unintentional show because they were being spied on.
Spike finished his Gem roast first and told the waiter to give the chef his compliments
"I'm sure Pina will love the compliment" He replied as he handed Spike the check, Gabby had finished her food, though she now had a stomach ache
"No, I just left one hell of a tip," Spike said as he got up and the two made their way out through the front door on their way out The Minotaur handed Spike a letter
"From Applejack," She said simply, Spike took it and read it to Gabby as they made their way out
"Hey Spike, Heard you and your new gal where looking to find something you'd enjoy doing, Alway's welcome to try farm work.
With (Platonic) Love Applejack"
"Did she actually spell Platonic on the paper?"
"She did," Spike said looking at the word "That's kind of Funny," he said, a picture of Applejack looking through a dictionary to find out how to spell the word popped into his head
"Well Apple Farmer is in her" Gabby said "So let's give it a try, Urp" She rubbed her beak "And let this meal digest a little" the two took to the air, and meet up with Applejack just as she was getting home
"Well look who's here to work hard," She said "And who might you be," She asked politely
"I am Gabby" She Declared "And I am not Dating Spike" The Two looked at Applejack
"So you two aren't official yet?"
"Oh my Celestia, AJ we just meet each other this morning!" Spike said exasperatedly
"My Parent's got married the week they met" She replied, "This is Equestria, Love spreads fast." With that Spike and Gabby sighed
"Well, this happening" Spike sighed "Well then, Gabby," Spike said, "Would you like to go on a date?"
"What! You're just gonna hop to the other side?" Gabby demanded and Spike shrugged.
"At least this way, if we find nothing in each other by the end of the day, we can just break up and everypony else will leave me the fuck alone" Gabby nodded
"Fair enough, Alright Spike Let's go on a Date tonight
"I Heard That" Applejack called from ahead, "I told ya, It spreads fast, you'll be Bucking by Midnight!" Spike and Gabby's face both turned red
"Does Bucking mean...?" Gabby was about to ask
"Exactly what you think it means,"
"And she..."
"Only tells the truth..." The Two stood in silence for a moment "Well this is happening then" Spike decided as he followed after AJ
"Oh come on your just dropping it like, URP" Gabby covered her beak and sighed "Alright, I need a nap" as the two walked onto the Acre, behind them their stalkers had reconnected
"So did I hear AJ Right?" Rarity asked
"4th Base by Midnight!" Rainbow cheered "Oh Yeah, Spike's gonna get some!"
"Maybe we should tell Twilight?" Fluttershy asked
"As long as their not doing it in a Barn, It should be fine," Sinning said, "And as Long as they wear protection!"
"Shining Griffin's are only fertile during the Full Moon," Cadence said bluntly casing everypony else to turn to her?
"How do you know that? Why do you know that?" Rainbow asked
"I'm the Princess of Love, and a Sex Ed Teacher, I had to study up on all species, Griffins can only get pregnant on the night of a Full moon, and a Griffin egg only hatches During the Day."
"Why?"
"I don't know, I don't have to read that part till next week" Cadence responded, the rest sighed
"It's Spring now, so if she lays an egg would it hatch?" Shining asked
"It takes at least 6 months for an egg to hatch, so if they did have an egg...," Cadence answered
"Then Twilight would Kill Spike" Rainbow replied
"That is true" Cadence responded as they all began sneaking onto the Acres, unaware of Bigmac watching them in confusion
"The Fuck?" he thought as he watched the odd scene in silence for a moment before heading out to tell Applejack her friends and a Princess were spying on them,
-a few minutes later-
After being informed of their presence, it was pretty easy for Applejack to find the tree with several Binoculars pointing out of its leaves. and the Second tree with only one point out of them, she nodded and looked at Big Mac
"They were talking about eggs?" She asked as she formulated a Plan to fuck with them "Do you think you can make a Big egg?"
"Come again?" Big Mac asked
"A Fake one, and Paint it the color of Gabby, with Purple Polka dots, and Bring it in a Metal Bucket with a Lid!" Applejack said, "And hurry!" Big Mac ran off to dig through some old decorations in the attic and for some paint, Applejack meanwhile began her evil plan and walked into the barn, where Gabby was laying down and Digesting
"You know, I heard that is you scream it helps you Digest?" She said Gabby looked at her then shrugged
"Eh, Why not, Spike said your truthful" Gabby took a Deep Breath, and Started making horrible squeaking noised, Meanwhile in the Tree's
"What's going on?" Fluttershy asked
"I dunno," Cadence said as she held up a Walkie-Talkie "Shining, can you see inside the Barn?"
"Only a little" Shining said as he watched Spike walk in to investigate
"Why are you screaming?" Applejack smiled and pointed for Spike to stand next to Gabby, after making sure no Binoculars could see her she waited for Gabby to take a breath and said
"I'm fucking with your stalker's," Spike and Gabby smiled as Gabby began screaming again, when she took another breath AJ pointed outside "Pace around outside the door, and look in every now and again like your worried!" Spike began doing just that, as this happened Shining shook his head
"I have no idea what's going on, but I guess Applejack is helping with...wait, AJ is closing the doors!" Shining watched as Spike paced back and forth, suddenly Big Mac walked out of the Farmhouse with a Metal Bucket
"Ok, now Big Mac seems to be Bring AJ and Gabby some water?" Shinning gasp "This Can't be what I think it is!"
"I can't be," Cadence said in agreement as she watched Spike Pace "But Spike is acting just like you when...when.."
"When what," Rarity asked
"When I was in Labor." There was Silence
"WHAT!?" Rainbow, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie all screamed, each cover the other's mouth immediately
Bu..but they're in a Farmhouse, why would..."
"Griffin's lay their egg's in Nest made of things like Stick's, Straw, HAY!" Cadence gasped "This can't be right!" Suddenly the screaming stopped and Big Mac let Spike in. Spike walked in and saw the Fake egg
"oh dear mother of mine, Applejack your evil!" Spike pointed outside "there all gonna have heart attacks!" Spike smiled "Brilliant!" Applejack smiled,
"One Last thing, when you get outside, make sure you...."
"I can't see what's going on, wait there coming out!" Shining watch as the two walked out empty handed "Oh thank Celestia, we where..." Suddenly Gabby turned to wave, making sure the Singular Binocular was the only one that could see the Egg "AHHHH!" Shining screamed and the group watched him fall out of his tree and land in a Bush. Spike snorted
"Oh this is gonna be amazing"
"What happened!" Cadence demanded from the dead Walkie-Talkie "What did you see!?" Suddenly Spike took the egg and held it up for all to see, there was stunned silence, then he dropped it and it broke on the ground
"AHHHHH!" Several screams rang out as the group fell out of the tree and landed on the ground, there was Silence for a second, before Spike, Gabby, Applejack, and Big Mac all fell into laughter
"Wha...what the fuck?" Cadence asked as she got up and looked at the broken egg, which on closer inspection was an obvious fake "oh, you didn't" She said, face having "How long did you know we were here?"
"I Saw you walk in" Big Mac said bluntly as Spike and Gabby flew off, still howling with Laughter
"We Suck!" Spike laughed
"We're the Worst!" Gabby responded as she took out her Book and looked through it for their next task "Ah! Next up, A masseur!"
"I forgot about that one," Spike said "Why not, I think we've officially ditched out fans , so let's get going!
Author's Note
I'm here as joke from a Comment
This 4th wall break brought to you from a comment in a different story, hope you enjoy
I enjoyed it
Unintentional but not Unwanted
Spike looked at his Room, and back to Gabby,
"Are you sure?" He asked, "I'm kind of rusty." Spike had cleaned out his room and Gabby was now laying belly down on his bed without a shirt of Bra on
"I'm already undressed" She sighed "It's to go all the way to a Spa just to see if you can give Massages, so let's see if your good at it, and if you are, then you go there and get a Job, BAM, All your problems solved." Spike sighed
"There's a Topless girl in my bed, and I don't know if Twilight or Starlight are here, I can think of a few problems that can come from this alone"
"Oh come on, the sooner you start, the sooner you stop" Spike sighed and leaned over her "Where do you want me to start?"
"My shoulders, your negativity makes them sore" Spike rolled his eye's and began, he put his hand's on either shoulder and began rubbing them, as he began working her muscles she moaned
"Oh, that's nice!" she sighed as Spike worked her shoulder muscles. "Your good at this" She sighed as he used his finger's and dug in just a Little "A little lower" She sighed, Spike lowered a bit, Gabby sighed as Spike began moving his hand's up and down he back, "Now a little higher" she said, Spike complied, Gabby moaned again "oh yeah, that's the spot!" Spike smiled
"I'm Loving this," He said, "And I seem to be good if you want we can sto..."
"Don't you dare stop" Gabby sighed as Spike continued to work her muscles, "This is heaven, who the hell taught you how to do this?"
"Oh, um, when I was Younger I use to do this for my Mother."
"She's a lucky Dragon then."
"Oh no, I was adopted by Princess Celestia," Spike said with a shrug, "She said my pointed fingers would be great at it, but Twilight isn't somepony who likes massages, so I just kind of stopped doing it" Gabby turned
"Hmm, so you've given me this Heavenly Massage, and your Rusty?" she turned over and sighed "This is definitely you calling" She looked up to Spike, who had turned bright red
"Oh? weren't ready were we?" She asked Spike, who stared in silence at the trap he'd been lured into, Gabby had just directed his hand's to where they had been so she could turn over and get rubbed in a much more sensitive spot, Spike continued to fondle her in silence
"I guess Applejack was right then," Spike said awkwardly as Gabby moaned under his fingertips
"When we were in the Barn, ah, oh yeah right there...She told me I'd fall for you if you rubbed my back, AH! Yeah, speed it up a little" She sighed as Spike remembered when he had been in AJ's Service
"Oh my Celestia!" He Said, stopping in shock "I totally forgot I gave her a Backrub!!" he said face palming, Gabby leaned up and grabbed his hands
"As much as I enjoy your hands...I wonder, Can you do that magic with your tongue?" she asked puffing out her chest slightly "Or are you a one trick dragon?" Spike licked his lips
"Let's see" he leaned over and stuck out his tongue,
"Whoa!" Gabby said as she watched his tongue come out "That's a Long Tounge." Spike moved it and licked under he breast, she moaned as he slowly began a swirling pattered, as she sat back and enjoyed the please when he leaned in and suck'ed the entire thing in his mouth "Oh!" She yelled, "Oh yeah!" She moaned again as he began suckling her, using his free hand to pinch her other nipple, he pulled his mouth back and began licking around it while his hand pinched and pulled her other one, Gabby just lay back panting when she felt something slithering around her leg she looked down at Spike's tail made it's way up and he stuck the spade down the front of her pants
"Let's try this out," Spike said before continuing his licking, his tail pushed its way into her pant's causing the top button to come undone, and the zipper to follow suit, as Gabby moaned on, Spike's Tail reacher her entrance, and began rubbing it
"Ah! No...no....no fair" She sighed as he tried to play back "I'm not letting you come out on top!" Gabby managed to say as her tail zipped to action, she pushed it down Spike's Pants to his Dragonhood, and wrapped around it! Spike yelled
"Oh Dam! Your Tail is hella more flexible!" He moaned as she began a slow pattern, a satisfied smiled shoed on her face
"And better yet, your no slouch in the size department, she leaned forward and undid his pant's while he took off his Hoodie, Once everything was undone they tossed Spike's Garment's to the floor, Spike moved his tail and pulled Gabby's bottom's off her, leaving them both exposed, and with Gabby the only one still moving,
"Ah! Spike sighed as Gabby pumped him after a minute she let her tail drop and took it in her hand's
"Hm, It look's impressive.." She said as she fondled him," but I wonder?" She looked up at him with a Smile "how's the Taste?" She opened her Beak and licked his tip, causing Spike to shiver "Hm, not to bad, but I better test farther" she began licking his shaft with slow long lick's, starting at the bottom, and ending with a small kiss on the tip, as Spike moaned in pleasure he realized he was getting at the attention, he picked her up, causing her to give a small yelp and rest her on him so her face was by his Dragonhood, and his face was by her more than Appetizing opening
"Well, if where Taste testing," Gabby looked back as his tongue came out, and he smiled "Tem luts see huw ew tastf" Gabby giggled
"Should have talked before you extended you..." Gabby was cut off by her own moan as Spike began testing her with his tongue, slowly licking her around the area before licking around the opening, he pulled back, then started exploring!"
"AH!" Gabby squealed in pleasure as Spike entered her, she turned around
"o..oh yeah?" she asked as she opened her mouth and took him in all at once, causing Spike to Instinctively hump out, Gabby didn't even gag as she began moving up and down, Spike doing the Same until Gabby felt a Pressure building up
"oh no," She thought "he's cumming first!" Gabby flexed her wings and began using them to fondle his Dragon Orbs. Instantly Spike Humped up and Released into her mouth, Gabby stopped moving and let it pump into her, after a moment she pulled out, leaving some of it behind, and swallowed, knowing she had won, she released her load, Spike sucked back in his tongue and Started sucking on her, she gasped and moaned as he drank her liquids, after a moment the two lay on the bed, both Breathing hard, when Gabby began licking him clean
"The Test Concours, your delicious!" she moaned as she licked the last of his essence up, Spike licked his lips
"I can assure you you're delicious to" Gabby repositioned herself and Spike lay next to her sighing, then said "But you totally cheated"
"you wanna argue? or you wanna do something fun?" Gabby asked
"Fun please" Spike sighed, he jumped when Gabby got up and hovered over him for a second before sitting right behind his Shaft, she began playing with it.
"all ready to go huh?" Gabby asked, "I'm Impressed," She leaned forward and Wrapped her arm's around Spike "It's not a Full Moon tonight is it?"
"No, that was last we..." Spike shut up as Gabby lowered herself and slowly but surely to two entered each other, The Two lay back in pleasure
"Now what?" Gabby asked, making Spike laugh
"Really?" He asked the Red face Griffin, "well Spike put his hand's behind Gabby's back and lifted her up as he got on his knee's, without a word he partially pulled out, then thrust back in
"Ow!" Gabby complained as she winced and held on to him "No one said it would hurt!" Spike rubbed her back, earing a moan
"It'll only hurt for a little, let me take off some of the pain" as Spike thrust he got a mixture of pain and pleasure from her, this went on for a while until she felt something trickling down her leg
"What's that?"
"Nothing," Spike said as he watched some blood come out "But It shouldn't hurt anymore" to test it Spike gave her a test hump
"AH!" Gabby squealed "Don't Stop!" She lay into Spike as he continued the action, after a while, Spike felt the pressure
"I think it's almost ti...mh!" Spike was shut up, not by the event, but by Gabby Pulling him into a kiss, the two came at almost the same time, and after a moment Spike lay back on the bed, as Gabby panted on him
"I...I think I need a Nap" She muttered
"Not yet, first you need a bath" Spike replied as he exited her and helped her up, Gabby sleepy muttered and leaned into him, "But after that You can take a nap with me, I need one two, Spike said as he lead Gabby into his Bathroom, the two entered the shower and relaxed for a moment in the water before Spike put his hand's on Gabby's shoulder
"You know, I never got to play with the first thing I touched?" Gabby sighed and leaned forward
"Alright, but make it, AH!" she yelled as Spike tightened his grip and Entered her Analy "Whoa! That's a wake-up call" Gabby moaned as Spike once again pounded into her, suddenly he grabbed her waist and began thrusting deeper, Gabby moaned and squeaked with every thrust until finally, they came once more, sighing Spike pulled out, his Sexual rush finally beaten
"Alright, Now I'm fucking sleepy"
"You and me both, Gabby said as she washed herself off, hurry and wash, I wanna nap" after a few minutes Spike gave Gabby a pair of his PJ's and the two lay in his Bed Gabby hugged Spike and Gave him a kiss on the cheek
"Night, Spikey Wikey"
"Night, Gabby Wabby"
"Touche" Gabby yawned as the to fell into sleep
-Morning-
"WHAT THE FUCK!" A Voice yelled angrily, causing the two to wake, Up Spike and Gabby leaned up and blinked sleepily as they looked over at the source, Twilight started back, looking absolutely pissed
"Ah, Shit," They both said in unison followed by Twilight yelling
"DOWNSTAIR NOW!!"
Author's Note
I'm sure you can all guess what's about to happen, I mean, Can any of you honestly say you've read a Spike Fanfic where he gave a massage and didn't get Sex? Cause I sure the hell haven't."
also, sorry if the Sex is less than Fanominal, I'm still trying to get good with Sex Scenes
Spike sat alone at the kitchen table, Twilight had levitated Gabby outside and thrown her in the mud, calling her a hussy and slamming the door, Gabby looked at the door in despair as she heard the echo of Spike's Tounge lashing, From what she could hear Twilight was accusing her of seducing Spike for his Royal position and relationships. Gabby was about to get up, when She was covered in magic and in a flash was cleaned up, she felt several pairs of hand's pick her up and turned to see her and Spike's stalker's along with AJ.
"Dammt Twilight" Shining sighed "This is why she won't date" he shook his head "She went on one date and found out he was using her to rise up in the world, now she won't date, and she won't let Spike or Starlight date!" Shining shook his head "But I'm so fucking happy that Spike's found someone!"
"I...um...I didn't know he was royalty when I seduced him" She said awkwardly "I found out about halfway through the seduction."
"And did that make you try to seduce him harder?" Applejack asked
"FUCK NO, HIS TOUNGE IS WHAT GOT ME!" There was silence for a second, the Gabby held her hand's apart "It's like this long"
"Holly shit," Rarity said in stunned silence "I didn't know that!" Pinkie nudged her
"To little to Late Rarity," she muttered as Gabby rubbed her Temple Rarity Took her hand
"Let's get you to Plan B, Just in case"
"What about Spike?" She asked when Cadance Shining and Applejack walked past her
"We got it," They said as Cadance lit her horn, as they teleported away Gabby turned to the others
"Plan B?"
"We'll explain on the way" Meanwhile the other three teleported into the middle of the Kitchen
"What?... Cadence I'm in the..."
"...Middle of yelling at Spike for dating, yes I heard" Cadence said "it's why I'm here"
"She's just trying to use him to climb up the social ladder, once some guy with a bigger presence comes by..."
"Twilight please don't make us go to plan B," Applejack said, "We just wanna see him happy" She motioned to Spike, who had taken his chance and was hiding
"I'm not here" he responded,
"He needs to learn, she's just using him!"
"And what? Do you think I'm gonna leave Cadence if Celestia asked me out?" Shinning asked
"That's not happening," Cadence said
"Neither of them is happening" he confirmed
"See, he even knew to cover both sides of that! he came to me with love,"
"Well, that's because you're the Princess of Love! But some Griffin he's just meet"
"My Parents got married the week they meet" Applejack chimed in
"Well, you're Family are all Country Bumbkins!" Twilight shoot back, before covering her mouth
"Had to go there?" Applejack asked "Really? I could tell you where gonna throw that out as soon as I spoke up, but dammit Twilight." AJ walked over to Spike and Grabbed his Arm "Plan B" without a word She and Spike were teleported away by Cadence. Spike blinked and found himself at the Trainstation with the remaining mane 6 and the CMC
"Oh man, Plan B?" Applebloom asked as Sweetie hugged the shit out of Gabby
"Ah, You got a Date!" She squealed
"What's Plan B?" Spike asked
"Where hiding you two in the safest place we could find!"
"With us," a Voice said, Spike turned and was greeted with the sight of his Mother and Aunt
"I'm so Proud!" Celestia Squealed as some guards made sure ponies didn't linger "You got a Girlfriend!"
"And Twilight called her a..."
"She's just dealing with Heart Break"
"From 8 months ago!" Spike shot Back "the dude was a terrible guy anyway, at this point it's just stupid" as Spike was talking to his mother Luna walked over to Gabby ,who was shaking in her shadow, Luna leaned down and smiled brightly
"It's so nice to meet you!" She said happily, greeting Gabby with a hug "When Cadance Told Me Spike had Finnaly found his signifigant other"
"You have sealed the deal right?" Starlight asked, Spike smiled at the Memory and she nodded "That look is all the answer I need"
"Oh, I hope you Like Video Games!" Luna squealed Gabby smiled and Spike decied to test his luck
"PS4,PC, Nintendo, or Xbox?"
"All of the above" Gabby and Luna said in unision, casueing a pause
"MARRY HER!" Luna demanded in the canterlot voice
"Cadance would kill me if she didn't get to plan the wedding, speaking of witch we should probably skidaddly before Twilight..." with a hug from his The Mane 5, Starlight, and the CMC Gabby and Spike walked over to Celestia and Luna
"We get to share a Bedroom right?" Gabby asked
"And A Bathtub, a Balcony, under the condition Spike uses his talent's to help our stressed out staff."
"Yay" Spike said "I'm gonna need a Body guard to keep the Mare's off me," he was joking, but the other three nodded
"Absolutly" and with a finaly wave the 4 teleported away to Canterlot.
Just Something I'm Really good at
Spike sat next to Gabby as he began the fundamentals of planning a party, Spike was drawing up plan's, Pinkie was running around town ordering steamers and paint, Gabby was trying blow up balloon's, which turned out to be hard with a beak, she muttered grumpily looking at the deflated Balloon, and Spike offered her an air pump. She smiled and started pumping them full of air, one she was down she tried and failed to tie it shut
"Ah, this is harder than it looks" She mumbles angrily Spike took the Balloon and tied it for her,
"And now I give you, the flightless balloon," He said as he tossed it up and they watched as it fell to the ground
"Wait, Why didn't it fly!?"
"You need Helium, not air."
"But I saw Pinkie blow up a balloon with her mouth, and it flew away!" she said pointing to the set of Balloons Pinkie had set up at the example table.
"Well, her cutie mark is for parties, so she can do that kind of thing." Spike pointed to the failed balloon "But we, we can't do that." Spike turned back to their table, so far they had the table cover done. and the plate's set. Spike was in the middle of practicing gift wrapping, while Gabby used the tank to blow up balloons
"Spike I still can't tie them" she called, Spike got back up and made his own Balloon
"Alright look" Spike held up the Balloon and slowly tied it, "now you try" She did and it resulted in it blasting off
"WHY IS THIS SO HARD!?" She Complained, she looked over at Spike who had the biggest gloating smile on his face
"What?" She asked
"Guess there is something you can't do...tie a balloon!" Spike laughed at this and earned a bop on the head with the book "Alright watch, I'll do it as slow as I can" Spike began tying it as slow as he could and Gabby began mimicking him slowly, on the third try she did it
"Ah Spike look, I Did it" She squealed, showing him her balloon, Spike took a string and tied it around the balloon, once they were tied up to the Table Spike looked back at Gabby who was now inflating and tying all the balloons
"Whoa, Gabby I think that's enough!" Spike yelled at the mess of balloons now strung up all over the place, "Spike looked a the list "Alright, Pinkie said I'm not allowed to get the cake..."
"I wonder why?" Gabby joked
"Gee, thanks, not Like I just taught you how to tie a balloon or anything"
"Oh don't be grumpy Spike, I'm just playing with you"
"What Kind of playing?" Pinkie demanded, popping out of a bush and making them both jump
"The Teasing kind," They both said, Pinkie looked at them, then gave them the "I'm watching you" Hand signal, then sunk back into the bush, Gabby looked at the bush in silence, then looked at Spike, who was looked back at her, after a silence Spike snorted
"I wasn't ready for that at all," He said,
"How long was she there? Is she still there?"
"No!" Pinkie called, popping out from a tree, "I'm not" she repeated her sign then popped back into the tree, Gabby shook her head
"I Give up" She declared "I can't figure her out"
"Just accept it and move on," Spike told her as he tied the balloons down "Now we just need to wait for Pinkie to bring up the Cake, paint's, and the banner" There was a rustling, and the two watched as Pinkie rocketed off to get her list done fast
"Nice" Gabby said, "So, it's been like 10 minutes since we started doing this, do you have anything Horn-dogish to say?"
"Yeah, I'm sad I missed the full show" Spike replied without hesitation, earning a bop on the head
"Yeah? Well, I didn't even get a show, so you can Suck it..."
"Hold it" Pinkie yelled popping out of the bush "All I hear was "You can Suck it.." But that's all I needed to hear, I Said no Hanky Panky!" She said pushing the two to opposite sides of the Table and making a tape line "So you two Horny Teen's get to stay on opposite sides of the Tape" With that Pinkie ran back off, leaving behind a Cake.
"Oh, Great" Gabby sighed "Now she thinks I'm a Horn-Dog! I was gonna say suck it up!"
"That might have made it worse," Spike said as he frosted the Cake, after a moment he nodded and slid it across the table, Gabby looked at it and had to hold back her laughter
"Why did you do that" She snorted, on the Cake where the words Happy Horn-Dog Day "Spike that's awful." Gabby laughed when a voice yelled out
"Hey, Spike!" Spike and Gabby turned to be greeted by the arrival of somepony neither of them had been prepared to see
"C..Cadence!?" Spike asked, immediately regretting the Cake joke, he turned to Gabby, who had instantly covered the cake
"Is that Princess Cadence?" She asked
"Yeah, I know her," Spike said as he greeted Cadence "Hi Cadence what bring's you here?"
"Oh, Twilight asked me to come by her school to help her prepare a Sex Ed Class...and who's your friend"
"This is Gabby," Spike said, doing a good job of not freaking out. Gabby not so much
"Oh, um...h..hello, Princess...nice to greet you...I mean Meet you!" She said excepting Cadence's handshake
"What are you two up two...and what' with the Tape? She asked noticing the Tape line that separated the two
"Long story" Spike responded "If you're looking for Twilight, she's at the school"
"I know, but Starlight said you were off doing something with a Girl, and I just had to meet her!" Cadence said happily "I hope you two aren't doing anything Inappropriate," She said, with a shine in her eye
"Wow," Gabby said "Everypony you know really is like this" She realized
"Yup" Spike responded "And no Cadence we haven't done anything inappropriate" Cadence squinted at him
"I sense that's not the entire truth" suddenly a voice rang out above them
"2nd Base" Rainbow Dash called out making all three look up at her floating by on a cloud "They got to second base!"
"That is NOT what 2nd Base means Dash!" Spike yelled back "2nd Base is above the waist!" Spike realized that that sounded really bad out loud and sighed looking back at Cadence
"That would be 3rd base!" Cadence said shaking in joy "Oh, I Have to tell Shining!" With that, she teleported away
"Well I just made this 100 times worse," Spike said with a shake of his head
"What's 3rd Base?" Spike whispered in her ear and Gabby's face turned red "WE DIDN'T DO THAT!" Gabby sighed "Ah no, now a Princess Think's I've given you a..." Spike covered her mouth.
"Shh...I smell Paint" The two ran to opposite side's of the table, and found Pinkie was waiting for them, squinting suspiciously
"I hear someone yelling" Spike pointed up to where Rainbow Dash was still watching them
"How long have you been following us?" Gabby asked
"Since you left Rarity's" She called back "Might I ask what Show you missed Gabby?" Rainbow asked, clearly having already figured it out
"No, no you may not" Gabby responded as she watched Spike paint a banner, and snorted, Pinkie looked at it and nodded
"Yeah, that's about right" and with that, she Hung up the Happy Horn-Dog Day Banner, Gabby lay down the Cake with the same slogan, and Rainbow Laughed
"You two are both Horn-Dogs!" She laughed into her cloud, as Pinkie looked up
"That's why the tape is there Dashie!" She called as Gabby looked at Spike
"So? Did you enjoy doing this?"
"Not at all, though I seem to be pretty good at." Gabby nodded marking it off the list and adding 'Not fun, but very good at it' on the page, then began flipping through the pages, after a moment she sighed
"I'm hungry,"
"Cake?" Pinkie offered
"I'm Hungry, but not for Cake" Gabby replied
"Wanna go get a bite while we think of something else to do?" Spike asked, "I hear they recently opened a restaurant that serves food for all species!"
"Oh! That sounds fun!" As the two took to the sky's with a quick thank you to Pinkie she watched them go
"Hey, Dashie! Wanna go spy on them?"
"Let's do it!" She responded landing next to Pinkie
