Author's Note

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Green with envy

A man skinny man with a huge head was looking at several screens, which were displaying several location in a darkly lit room,but the one that the man was focused on was a screen displaying the Hulk fighting the x-men before looping back when the fight finished.

“I still can't believe it! He's here! He's really here! And here I was so distraught that I might never be able to unlock the Hulk's secrets! Thanks to that accursed General Ross forcing me to use my prototype teleportation device, Although I was not expecting it to malfunction and become a portal instead,” The man said as he rattled on the science behind his invention.

“Excuse me sir, but how are going to capture that monster?” One of the Dragon guards that was watching from the doorway asked.

The large headed man tensed up and slowly but menacingly turned to face the dragon.

“Monster? MONSTER?!? NO! This not a monster! This.is. a. MASTERPIECE OF SCIENCE!!!” The man roared jestering to the video footage of Hulk.

“M-my apologies sir!” The dragon said panicking.

The man slowly walked to the dragon before stroking the dragon's face, “Oh it's fine,now you know,and you'll NEVER make that mistake again! Right?” The man asked smiling menacingly.

“Yes, glorious Leader!” The dragon said nodding furiously.

“Good,goooood now as for how we are going to acquire said masterpiece, well I have few ideas,” he said before laughing maniacally

Meanwhile with Mike and Co.

“So…. how much farther?” Mike asked.

“Eh, about a mile or two,we don't have too much longer of a walk,” Lyra shrugged.

“So um do your relatives know about the um ‘other’ guy,” Mike asked.

“Um no, I kinda kept that part out,”Lyra said sheepishly.

“I suppose it's for best,we don't want them freaking out or anything,” Mike sighed.

The girls nodded in agreement and they continued their walk in silence.

Later

“So nice of you to visit me Lyra,” a blue furred unicorn mare with a pink mane said smiling.

“It's nice see too Aunt Harp, sorry for dropping by on short notice,my friends and I are traveling and we needed somewhere to bunker down for a bit,” Lyra said.

“Oh, it's no trouble at all! I always enjoy seeing my favorite niece!” Ms. Harp giggled.

“We won't be here for very long,I'm afraid ,we can probably only stay the night to resupply and hit the road again,” Mike said.

“Thanks to Lyra eating most of our food,” Fluttershy deadpanned.

“Hey! I was hungry,” Lyra protested.

Fluttershy and Mike at each other and then back Lyra.

Before saying “Sure,” in union.

“Hey I'm serious! I was really hungry it's not my fault it's not my fault you didn't get enough food for all of us,” Lyra said with a pout.

Mike rolled his eyes, before Fluttershy sternly said” We had plenty of food you just ate it all!”

“Anyway who is your friend Lyra he looks like some kind of hairless ape?” Ms.Harp.

“APE!?” Mike said his eyes glowing green for a split second.

“Aunt Harp, could you not call my friend an ape? He’s a human!,I've told you about them before,” Lyra said looking annoyed.

“Oh a human, sorry about that now that you mention it,I do remember you telling me something about these humans,” Harp said thinking for a second.

“So,have you heard of any green monsters lately? Maybe one that was near ponyville recently?” Mike asked cautiously.

“No, ponyville isn’t too far from here pretty sure i would have heard if something like that was going on over there,especially since my darling little niece lives there,” Harp said thinking for a second, “ Why?”

“Oh nothing just curious,” Mike said going deep in thought.

“Well I guess I'm going to go grab some food stuffs,” Fluttershy said leaving the room.

“Well I suppose we could do some catching up Lyra,” Harp said as she and Lyra sat on the couch.

Lyra nodded with a big smile and they began the girl talk(the author has never held a conversation with a girl,sorry not sorry).

Meanwhile in ponyville

“No,no no! Err where is it!” a purple alicorn said as she furiously look though the book shelves.

“Twilight watcha doin,sugarcube?” an orange mare asked her as she walked into the room.

“Applejack! Oh I'm just trying to find what spell was used on that human that came to town,” Twilight said grabbing a book of the shelf and flipping though it.

“Uh I thought Princess Celestia to drop the green monster thing,didn’t she say that it didn't concern us, and that you should just focus on your friendship studies,” Applejack said looking confused.

“But it does concern me,Applejack after all I'm pretty sure Fluttershy went with the human,” Twilight said throwing another book away in frustration.

“Hey where’s Spike?” Applejack asked.

“I sent him and pinkie to grab some more books from the castle of the two sisters,” Twilight said looking through another book.

“And sure Princess is-,” Applejack said raising an eyebrow before being interrupted.

“I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PRINCESS THINKS!” Twilight yelled.

“W-what?” Applejack in bewilderment.

“Look all I know is that one of my friends is with a very dangerous person, and my mentor won’t help me,so so SO Im gonna help her myself,” Twilight said before grabbing another book.

“But twilight what if its not some kind of spell,” Applejack asked.

“Oh come on Applejack,what else could it be?” Twilight asked laughing

Later back with Mike and Co.

Mike and Fluttershy were walking around town to test a theory that Mike had.

“It looks like you were right,Celestia really didn't tell anyone about you, all we've gotten so far are interested looks and some dirty one, no ones called for the guards or anything,” Fluttershy noted.

“She probably doesn't want her people to freak out,” Mike nodded.

“Yep,so…. wanna go grab a coffee?” Fluttershy asked with a small blush.

“Sure,” Mike shrugged.

They walked into a small coffee shop(the only one in town) and waked up to the front counter,which was being manned by a white furred pegasus mare with a fluffy yellow mane.

“Hi! how can I help you?” The mare asked happily.

“I’ll just take a normal coffee with some sugar,” Fluttershy said timidly.

“Mocha Frappechino,with two shots of caffeine,” Mike said smiling before frowning and saying, “ I feel like I'm forgetting something,”

“Welp nothing like a cup of joe to get the brain juices going!” The mare said placing the coffee on a tray and hoofing it to Mike.

“Yep,” Mike laughed taken the tray and sitting down with Flutters.

“So Buttercup where we going after we leave town?” Mike asked.

“B-buttercup?” Fluttershy said blushing furiously

“Um yea, I just thought since we're friends i should give you a nickname and buttercup seemed to fit,” Mike shrugged not looking at Flutters as he grabbed this morning's newspaper from a nearby shelf,and began drinking his coffee.

“Um I guess it's fine, I mean i don’t mind if you- are you sure you should drink that so fast?” Fluttershy asked as Mike downed the whole thing in a single drink.

“Eh I drink coffee like that all the time,” Mike shrugged.

“Well is suppose- Um Mike maybe we should get out of here,your looking a bit um green,” Fluttershy said her eyes becoming the size of pinpricks.

Mike shot up and said, “ Buttercup pay the bill I'll be back,” he then ran out the door has his skin turned green.

Fluttershy was about to pay the bill when Hulk walked through the door accidentally breaking the door.

“Hulk love coffee!” Hulk said looking like a little kid that had been given way too much sugar, “Hulk want more coffee!”

“Oh um hulk I think you’ve had enough c-coffee,” Fluttershy said trying to sound motherly,and actually doing damn good job.

“But Hulk want more coffee!” Hulk yelled.

This made Fluttershy frowned sternly and fly up to eye level with Hulk, “ Now you listen here young stallion, I told you had enough coffee! So that mean you need to apologize to the mare for breaking her door and go think about what you’ve done,”

Hulk glared for a split second before shrinking under Fluttershy’s stern gaze. Hulk walked up to the shocked pegasus and said, “ Hulk sorry for breaking door little pony,”

“Good now go and sit into that corner,” Fluttershy said pointing to the corner.

Hulk grumbled and went to pout in the corner. Before a silver blur broke though the left wall and tackled Hulk though the other wall.

Hulk was pinned to the ground as he looked up to see a large silver robot on top of him.

“Stupid robot HULK SMASH!!!” Hulk said trying to kick the bot off of him.

“Target located commence retrieval operation phase two, Gamma energy drain,” The bot said opening its ‘mouth’ and suddenly causing a green energy to be slowly taken away form Hulk.

“Hulk hulk…. Hulk getting tired,” Hulk said as kicked the ground hard sending them both into the air, Hulk’s then seemed to get a second wind as he grabbed the bot and slammed him into the ground.

“Now hulk will smash you!!!” Hulk said cupping his hand and bringing them down on the robot denting its exoskeleton.

“Analyzing acquired gamma energy levels,level: sufficient converting to hulk buster combat mode,” the bot chirped before its body shifted to a more sleek look and green lines began to glow across the its body,before it blasted hulk in the face with a beam of green energy,sending him flying.

The bot got up and dashed over to Hulk,as he got up and returned the charge. Before they clashed the bot flipped over Hulk and grabbed into a full nelson. It opened its mouth again and started draining Hulk’s gamma energy once more.

“Stupid robot stop making Hulk tired,” Hulk said as he smashed his head over and over again as loosening its grip. Hulk backpelled and managed to smash the bot into the ground,before rolling off it and jumping it the air and smashing into the bot, completely destroying it.

Hulk stood up and roared “HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!”
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“Yes you are buddy, but your gonna have to go take a little nap now,sorry not sorry,” a charismatic and familiar voice said from behind hulk.

Hulk whipped around in rage to see a giant red and yellow suit standing before.

“Puny metal man,hulk remember you! You punch hulks tooth out!” Hulk roared charging him.

“Well was not expecting that portal to lead to this,but good thing I always come prepared,” The man in the armour said as he meet Hulk’s charge head on and hitting his thrusters grabbing Hulk and smashing him into the ground. Before grabbing his head inside of a ramming device,before slamming his head into the ground.

“Go to sleep,go to sleep,go to sleep,please go just go to sleep!” The man said pleadingly as he rapidly smashed hulk's head into the ground.

“HULK NO GO TO SLEEP!” Hulk roared suddenly kicking the armoured into the air.

Hulk then stood up as the man charged him again. Hulk huffed starting to feel the fatigue of his previous fight as well as this one.

Hulk opened his arms wide and said, “Hulk.Smash!” and slamming them together sending a huge shockwave that threw the man off his feet.

Hulk jumped onto the man ripping both of the arm of the armour and beating him with them over and over as he began to break the helmet’s armour. Soon the arms were nothing but scrap metal and Hulk resorted to his fist,pounding into the armoured man.

“STOP!” Fluttershy said getting in between the man and Hulk,stopping the green giant int his tracks.

“Hulk stop,you beat him,you won,he won't hurt you now,” Fluttershy grabbing Hulk’s face in her hooves.

“No hurt Hulk?” Hulk asked Fluttershy.

Fluttershy shook her head with a smile before caressing his face soothingly.

Hulk looked at Fluttershy as steam began to come from his body,as it shrank as well as losing its green color.

Soon Mike was passed out in Fluttershy’s hooves as she caressed his his head.

Suddenly the chest peice of the suit opened up and a man in a smaller version of the armour stepped out before exiting that armour as well.

“Hey um pony? Anyway thanks for calming- that is not Bruce,okay this just keeps getting weirder and weirder, so let's take this from the top Tony Stark,and you are?” Tony asked.

“F-Fluttershy and this is Mike,um your not gonna turn us in are you?” Fluttershy asked.

“Nope,This kid may not be Bruce but he turns into the same Hulk I know,which means he's an old pal, so Im on your side,” Tony said smiling his classic tony smile.

“Oh! Thank goodness,” Fluttershy said.

“Anyway we should probably get going but first,” Tony said taking out a small box placing it on the ground and pressing a button on his belt, causing the box to grow into a large building.

“Friday,be a dear and activate the Cleanup protocol,” Tony said opening the door of the building and walking in.

Suddenly several blue and white armours flew out of the building and grabbed the wreaked larger armour and brought into the building. While Fluttershy picked Mike and followed Tony into the building.

The inside of the building was a large room with different armours several armours behind glass containers and several table littered with bits and bobbles. Tony grabbed a complete armour that currently didn't have paint job and walked outside real quick amd coming back in floating the robot Hulk fought in some kind of zero G field.

“Can’t wait to finish the suit this arm is gonna be connected to,” Tony said putting the robot on a table before turning to Fluttershy.

“Okay,now tell me everything from you meeting the kid to now,” Tony pulling up a chair with wheels and sitting down.

Meanwhile in Canterlot

“I'm so glad that your able to join us in our quest to end the threat of the Hulk,You and your troops will be a great asset to our cause, and I promise that we will do everything in our power to help you return home home,Mister… oh my I seem to have forgotten your name!” Celestia said talking to someone across from her at the round table.

The man stood up showing that he was somewhere in his mid 40s to early 50s.

“Ross Ma’am General Thunderbolt Ross,” Ross said before smiling, “And don't you worry bout a thing,I'll have that green brute’s head on a silver platter,”