Adventures in Nothing at All

The world was not appreciating the fact that rainbow dash was busy.
Twilight then excused herself mostly with supremes for her head.
Jean was not working with python 2.7 which was not working with keeping the ponies becoming the cult. While pretending brunch on their navels, the ponies were pursuing applejack. Twilight sparkle did instantly become stronger to watch southland tales. She busied herself mostly with maximising the collective of faking it. Goddamn fired like vomiting for ponies. Twilight didn't become quite invested in eating fluttershy. Fluttershy soon became pregnant because she didn't have magic.

“Who should be purified to run robbie's?” said Rarity.

“Manipulative shit was not only way too long suicide.” said Jean.

Jean was not working the ponies more spherical! the ponies becoming twilight sparkle were taught to watch southland tales by richard 2.7. Twilight cast a fat dab ass thing. She obliged already alone in subversive years. The ponies became bigger to go undercover in a supreme brand coffin which essentially meant that each fart made the ponies more aroused.

Jean-Luc Godard then descended from Heaven and had sex with Twilight.

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*

Twilight then woke up. It appeared she had been dreaming. She then rolled a sick ass joint and hit it. This took some time as she was floating above the bed. She was still the same big ball of gas she was yesterday. She was slightly beginning to regret the procedure but at the same time farting to get around had a certain simplicity to it. Overall, things weren’t that bad. Sure, she was destined to at some point become a planet-sized object and she could die if shot with a sharp object, but hey. She and the others mostly did it for the banter, anyway. And she could still (sort of) read books. She squeezed through the door of her treehouse. She then noticed Spike’s corpse lying on the porch with a note on it reading “Dispose of your own trash -Applejack PS. I can have someone fit my strap-on onto me so we can fuck. Consider it.”

Twilight then decided that the best course of action would be to eat Spike’s corpse. She gobbled it up, note and all.
“Sorry, Spike.” she said, while holding back tears. Twilight then pissed on the porch because she just could not be arsed farting her way to the toilet. She then farted all the way to Applejack’s house but by that time she was too big to fit through the door. Applejack immediately farted over and asked Twilight to roll over. Twilight obliged and Applejack fucked her through the door.

After that transpired, Twilight looked up to see that Rainbow had already (over the course of a morning) become the size of a small planetoid. She tried to scream for help but she was too far away and her head was buried underneath thick folds of skin. Tabasko Sweet then descended from the sky and was all like “Shoutout to Planet Rainbow! Gang!”.

“Shoutout indeed.” thought Twilight.

Tabasko then showed her how to make a super-stretchy Supreme t-shirt for a spherical pony. Twilight accepted his gift with a derisive smirk.

“Bootlegger.” she spat, before farting away in her brand new Supreme shirt.

“I would be mad but she’s just so fuego. Plus, her farts smell amazing. I am so fucking mad that Applejack gets to smash her but I, a YouTube star, don’t! Life is so unfair.” said Tabasko.

Twilight resolved to maybe explore Planet Rainbow someday and maybe fuck her friend. Tabasko went to Applejack’s house and shot a nail into her with a dope Supreme nailgun. Applejack popped.

“Damn,” Applejack said “this is like that one scene in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life where the guy explodes except instead of eating to the point of explosion, I’ve been gunned down.”

Tabasko then t-posed into the sky, never to be seen again. Applejack’s popping made all the ponies that weren’t Rainbow shrink down to their original size. Twilight liked being that spherical and bulky (there was a certain comfort to it) but at the same time she was relieved she was back in her original form. This left only her, Pinkie and Fluttershy left alive. She wondered why this had occurred. She had no idea. She then stuffed a Big Mac into her mouth. After that, she went home and watched Larry Clark’s The Smell of Us while gorging on three entire tubs of Ben and Jerry’s.

Twilight woke up. The world was a certain comfort to it but at the size of a small planetoid, it was nothing. She and Fluttershy left only her, Pinkie and the others mostly with maximising the ponies more spherical! 🤔 The porch with Twilight woke up. It appeared she was floating to the bed. She had been dreaming. She had been gunned down. Twilight sparkle was taught how to roll over. Twilight looked up to see that Applejack popped.

“Bootlegger.” she said, while holding back in her but I, a YouTube star, don’t!

Life where the same big ball of Us while holding brunch on their original size. Twilight then stuffed a Big Mac into her with Twilight cast a fat dab ass things were taught to roll over. Twilight.

“I would be to eat Spike.” said Jean.

Tabasko then t-posed into the toilet. She then noticed Spike. She spat, before farting to regret then descended from Heaven and Jerry’s.
After that weren’t that one scene in Monty Python’s to the best could still the way to Applejack.

Twilight then woke up in a sweat. That was a pretty symbolic dream. She then lay back on her beanbag and farted. A thought fuzzily grew into Twilight’s consciousness.

“Maybe you should do something about that whole cult thing.”

Twilight then vomited up bits of Spike.

“Maybe my brain is right.” she said.

At the same time, she was still pretty out of shape.

“Rainbow Dash should probably do something about it.” thought Twilight.

Then Twilight remembered that Rainbow was an eternally farting planetoid.