Lovely Misadventures

So, let's recap. I have been temporarily fired by my own employees and every store and bar within the nation and our neighbor to the North have been instructed not to sell me booze and cigars. Cadence is about to go back to the Crystal empire for a couple of days to attend to some shit before she comes back to keep an eye on me. Twilight and Applejack are too busy to hang out and shag respectively. I don't really know many other ponies around here, so I guess the only thing I can really do right now is get to know somepony.

On the plus side, it's not like I can't so much as set hoof in a bar, I just can't have booze. Bars serve soft drinks too so it'd be a perfect place to hang out and meet others. What have I got to lose? With nothing else to do, I get myself all cleaned up, spritz myself with some cologne, quaff my mane, and put on my trademark checkered tie. Not a look I'd call a pussy magnet but one I feel comfortable with and tonight, I'm just in it to hang out and see what's going on around the town.

It's a Friday evening, so there's no shortage of ponies who are out and about, doing whatever ponies do when they're done with the work day. Me, I'd normally just go home, whack off and get drunk but I can't quite do the latter, now can I? Cadence has confiscated my liquor stash so that pretty much narrows it down. I made my way to my usual local watering hole, trot up to the bar and set my ass down on the nearest empty stool. Frosty Mugs took notice and gave me the nervous look I was expecting.

"I already, know, Frosty." I say as I dismissively wave a hoof. "I'll just have a Cozy Glow soda."

With a sigh of relief, Frosty brings over the delicious cherry concoction, uncaps the bottle, sets it down before me and sticks a straw in it. I start sipping on it I look around the place to see many familiar faces that I haven't quite gotten to know yet. Since I had somewhat of a new outlook on socializing with my own kind, I felt more open to the idea of making friends and should anypony approach me, I will refrain from shooing them away. Ponies come up and talk to me everywhere I go so it's only a matter of time before...

"Hey." A pony says as she takes a seat next to me.

Called it. It never fails, ponies are always wanting to talk to me and get me out of my shell and now, I'm going to start letting them. I turn to my left to see the mare in question and I had to double take as I thought for a moment that it was my friend Shining Armor. The mare's coat was white and her mane and tail were a couple shades of brilliant blue, a lot like his. She was a unicorn and I couldn't help but take a glance down at her nice flank to see that her cutie mark was a musical note. She looks kinda like a punkish kinda girl and damn was she a cute one!

"Hey." I casually reply, trying to keep my cool.

"I've seen you around but I don't think we've met before." The unicorn mare said as she set her purple shades up on her horn. "I'm Vinyl."

She extended her hoof for the customary bump, to which I oblige.

"I'm Caddy. Yeah, I think I've seen you around town. So, what's up? Buy ya a drink?"

"Heheheh, I dunno dude, last time I checked, Cadence had you on some kinda probation."

"You know Cadence?"

"Yeah, and she told me you could stand to have somepony to talk to while she's out of town."

"She's always looking out for me. Yeah, I've had a bit of trouble and some hard luck lately."

"Wanna talk about it?"

Okay, I've seen her around town before. Most of the time, she's going about her business donning a pair of headphones. Turns out, she's a well known DJ around here and while talking to her, I feel very at ease and relaxed. I really like the vibes I'm getting from this chill, laid back girl. Too bad I can't drink with her, though since she started talking to me, I haven't seen her with any booze. Maybe she's trying to help me not feel left out, as she also orders a soda the next time Frosty came nearby. Huh, that's nice of her.

Vinyl and I very quickly hit it off and were comfortable sharing pretty much anything. We talked about past flings, what we like to do during our down time, even things that turn us on. We were opening up so fast, it almost felt like I've known her for years. Her down to Earth personality had me so comfortable, but what she said next, I did not see coming.

"Hey, you ever had a threesome?" Vinyl casually asked, nearly causing me to choke on my drink.

"Say again?" I asked.

"You know. Have you ever banged two mares at one time?"

I was starting to get a bit excited at this point.

"Can't say I have." I reply, playing it cool.

"Want to?"

"Oh? What'd you have in mind?"

"My girlfriend and I find a dude to take home and have fun with once in a while. You're pretty cool, so I figured hey, why not?"

"You want to...Huh, I thought you said you were gay."

"I am. She and I both are."

"And you can still have some dick?"

"You've never heard of that? That's actually pretty common. Lots of lesbian couples bang a dude together."

"That's news to me. Well, I'm game."

That seemed to strike a positive chord with her as she clapped her hooves together and gave me an enthusiastic grin. She looked genuinely excited to have me agree to go over and fuck her and her girlfriend. I'd rather not show it right now but I honestly haven't been this excited in...well, ever. I never would have thought a guy like me would be suave enough to pull something like this off.

After a little while, Vinyl and I decide to ditch the place and head over to hers. She told me that her girlfriend would be back from work soon and that she would most definitely be down to fuck. Luckily, Vinyl tells me that she has plenty of condoms at home as I refuse to bang a girl without one. On the way there, I got to stare at Vinyl's sweet booty as she lead the way and once she took notice of this, she even swished her tail around as she trotted, giving me a glimpse of what was in store for me later.

The house the couple lived in was interesting to say the least. One one side, it was giving a punkish kinda vibe while the other was an old school, classy kind of look. The inside was much of the same too. It was pretty cool and Vinyl told me that she and her girlfriend had nearly opposite tastes in music and lifestyle altogether but still managed to maintain a healthy and stable long term relationship. It was actually very heartwarming to hear. This Octavia sounds like a very nice pony. I can't wait to meet her...among other things.

So Vinyl and I end up just hanging out for a while and we down a few more sodas while we're at it. I potted a pack of cigarettes on the dining room table but Vinyl never smoked any while I was there, probably because she knew that I was trying to get off them myself. Yeah, I really like her, she's really cool and just hanging out with her puts me at ease. It wasn't long though before the front door swung open and I would soon get acquainted with Octavia.

The mare who stood at the door for a few seconds before trotting in was a gray Earth mare with a dark brown mane and tail. Her cutie mark was a pink double cleff and she sported a white collar with a cute little pink bowtie on it. On her back was unmistakably the case in which she keeps her cello that Vinyl told me about and on her face was the all too familiar furrowed brow brought by a shitty day. I've never been good at reading ponies but I don't think now is a good time. I would soon be proven right.

"Damn it, Vinyl!" Octavia snapped as she tossed her cello case into the corner of the room. "What did I say about bringing company over before telling me first!?"

"Lighten up, Tavi, you were out." Vinyl replied with a shrug. "How was I supposed to let you know if you weren't here?"

"Gaahh! I just wanted one day, just one fucking day to come home and relax in peace after work, but nooo, why should I get a break!?"

Jeez, doesn't this remind me of somepony. I know what it's like to have a shit day and want to relax but Octavia is just plain being a bitch. What's her problem? Either way, I should probably go but not without saying goodbye to my new friend Vinyl. That might be a bit tricky as the couple has trotted into the kitchen where their argument continued and proceeded to get louder.

"For the last time, Vinyl, I'm not running for mayor!" Octavia shouted in the other room.

"Tavi, relax, I wasn't even gonna bug you about that today!" Vinyl retorted.

"I didn't even like that story!"

"Okay, so maybe it wasn't his best work, but it didn't suck that hard!"

"Well, the mob one was the best!"

"No way! He'll never be able to top the one with the radioactive mutants!"

I agree with Vinyl, and I don't even know what they're arguing about at this point. Well, it looks like tonight was a bust, so I'm just gonna push the kitchen door open, say a quick goodbye to Vinyl and be off. Upon doing so however, I would end up finding out just why Octavia was in such a bad mood. I was just about to open my mouth but was stopped in my tracks by something that caught my eye. Vinyl was standing in front of Octavia with the latter's backside towards me, and that's when I saw her winking and dripping marehood. Octavia winced each time her pussy winked as she berated Vinyl, giving me a clear explanation for her shitty mood. Ahh, she's in heat. I get it.

I'd help her out with that if she wasn't so abrasive right now but I think I'm just gonna head out before things get awkward. As she stood in front of Octavia, Vinyl gave me a shrug and held both her hooves out towards her pissed off marefriend as if to tell me to have at her. Nope, you're on your own, Vinyl. Sorry but I'm not sticking my dick in somepony unless they look me dead in the eye and tell me to go ahead, and I really don't wanna ask right now. That, and I know what it's like to have somepony throw themselves at me when I don't want it. Consent is king.

After I turn around and trot over towards the front door however, I would get a real surprise as I put my hoof on the door handle. Before I can open the door, a gray hoof grabs my tie and pulls me around to face its owner, her pink eyes burning with frustration and desperation and a devious smirk on her lips. Maybe she doesn't want me to go just yet.

"And just where do you think you're going, stud?" Octavia pants as she firmly grips my tie.

Yup, I'm getting laid tonight.