Lovely Misadventures

Banging two mares at a time took a lot out of me but to say it was more than worth it would be the understatement of the year. Not only was I lucky enough to score with two lovely ladies, I lucked out again as I have made two friends tonight and to top it all off, they want me to stay the night. After a much needed shower together, and washing the bed sheets, Vinyl, Octavia and I retire for the night and cuddle together to our heart's content.

If this isn't bliss, I don't know what is. We went to bed at eleven o'clock and the next morning, I slowly wake up and nod off again, fading in and out of sleep a few times. I don't have my glasses on so I can't see the clock on the nightstand right now. Slowly and carefully, I reach over to the nightstand to get my specs as to avoid disturbing my new friends and once I place them upon my face, I'm shocked to see how long I've slept.

"Nine o'clock?" I ask myself after I double take. "That means I've slept for ten hours."

I don't ever recall having slept that long but right now, I feel incredible. To get to fuck these two babes and sleep this long is putting me in the best mood I have ever been in. Nothing can possibly ruin my day. What else does the future hold for me during my time away from work. I'm absolutely giddy to find out and now that my two lovely friends are starting to come around, I can figure that out, and if I'm lucky, they'll be involved.

"Uhh...hey, morning, Caddy." Vinyl sighed. "So, did we treat you good or what?"

"I was gonna ask you too the same thing." I said with a wink.

"Mmm...wha? Ah, yes, last night was just what I needed." Octavia sighed.

We all decided to just take it easy for the day and lay there and talk for a while before actually getting out of bed. The cuddling was so nice, we almost wanted to stay in bed all day. As nice as that sounds, that's not my style. I'll get up and around...eventually. Well, whether I'm on temporary medical leave or not, there's still so much I want to do today. So many ponies to talk to.

Aw hell, I'll just get up to take a piss and rejoin my two new friends in bed for just a little while longer. It just so happens that just as I jump out of bed, Octavia does the same and trots behind me as I trot to the bedroom door. Just when it seemed like nothing could ruin this moment, this is where everything would start to go downhill from here. As I opened the door, I did what I assumed was common courtesy and held it open for my friend. I would soon find out that by doing so, I fucked up.

"What the..." Octavia gasped as she stared at the opened door for a moment and then back at me. "What do you think you're doing!?"

"Oh shit!" Vinyl gasped while still sitting in bed, her hooves over her head and her eyes resembling saucers.

"Uhh...Isn't this common courtesy?" I asked, immensely confused as to why somepony would be upset by a simple act of decency. "I mean, wouldn't it be kind of a dick move if I just trotted through and..."

"You think I need a guy to open a fucking door for me!?" Octavia shouted, her eyes bloodshot and her ears folded back. "You think a mare can't open a Faust damned door herself!?"

"Well, Pardon me, would you rather I slammed it in your face?"

"I'd rather you refrain from objectifying me and treat me as an equal!"

"What the...Tavi, are you out of your mind!? I'd treat anypony like this!"

It was just then when Vinyl let out a horrified squeak that I know I had royally fucked up. I'd never seen such a look of pure terror on somepony's face that gave the vibe of knowing what was to come next. It seems that Vinyl is no stranger to such outbursts from Octavia. It's best that I leave promptly. Vinyl would agree.

"Caddy!! Ruuuuuun!!" Vinyl screamed as she jumped out of the bed and pulled the mattress over herself to use as cover.

"Nopony calls me 'Tavi' except Vinyl!!" Octavia screamed as she galloped up to me and laid the broad end of her cello directly on the top of my head as hard as her Earth pony strength and raging hormones would allow.

I was seeing stars and little birdies flying around when Octavia bashed me over the head with her heavy wooden instrument. She hit me so hard that my head went clean through the boards and I was now wearing it as a collar at this point. Just as I tried to gather my bearing and stumble towards the nearest exit, I would learn that my nightmare was far from over.

"You broke my cello!!" An ever more furious Octavia screamed, veins now bulging from her forehead and neck.

Thinking as quickly as I could after being bopped over the head, I manage to wrestle what was left of the expensive instrument off of me and book it towards the door. Much to my dismay, a much angrier set of hooves in on hot pursuit with a more frightened and concerned pair behind them. I make it out of the door and take to the air in order to make my escape. I look back every few flaps to see Octavia relently chasing me and Vinyl just behind her attempting to calm the hormone crazed mare.

It would turn out that being smoke free was going to be somewhat of a saving grace as my attacker finally began to tire after a head turning chase through town. Ponies going about their business were all staring at us as Octavia shouted all kinds of obscenities that even I try not to use. Hmm, she must be from Trottingham if she throws around the word c...nevermind.

I couldn't help but stop and turn around to face the gasping and panting Octavia whom held onto her destroyed cello as she seemingly had given up the chase. I put my hooves over my flanks and hovered about twenty feet off the ground and glared down at her as I prepared to throw in my own two bits.

"YOU'RE WELCOME!" I yelled down at Octavia as I felt that I had done her a great service last night.

At that, the raging gray mare suddenly placed the broad end of the cello on the ground and strung a bow on the strings as if knocking an arrow onto...well, the other type of bow. Ah shit, now she's gonna start shooting at me. I should have just kept going and kept my fucking mouth shut.

"This one's for portraying me as straight in your stupid 'Clusterfuck' story!" Octavia shouted as she opened fire.

Ptwang!

"Oof!" I grunted as she landed a direct hit on my stomach. Much to my misfortune, she readied another shot.

"This one's for shipping me with Caramel!"

Ptwang!

"Ouch! Hey, I wasn't the first one to do it!"

"This one's for the sequel to your 'Mobsters' story that wasn't absolutely horrid but at the same time didn't hold up like the original!"

Ptwang!

"Guh!"

"And this one's because I fucking love you and your amazing work, you magnificent bastard you!!"

Ptwang!

Octavia literally shot me down and at this point, she was sobbing into the chest of Vinyl whom was finally able to bring her under control and had begun dragging her home. After the pain in the wing subsides, and I'm done lying on the ground, I'm just gonna limp my ass back home and try to forget this whole thing...well, except the sex. That was fun.

"Oh, Caddy!" A suddenly much more chipper and upbeat Octavia called over to me as Vinyl continued to push her towards home. "We totally need to have some fun again sometime! Call uuus!"

Fuck you, hormones.