Author's Note

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack biches ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

(Other tags may include a disgusting description of a fat ass cumming, a long schlong at the end, no sex tho, and an anti-semitic joke, so please don't flag my story c:)

Disch a dreem? FUCK OFF, ANYTHING IS REAL IF I TRY HARD ENOUGH!

A bedroom or something idfk

So basically, we go to the room a known fat ass, a creature so obviously overweight and disgusting it cannot have physical social contact with men or women. The disgusting degenerate is playing that despicable game called “Battlefield 5” after EA collapses because of their shitty marketing practices. His wide two inch thicc fingers quickly click random buttons on the keyboard and mouse that are already covered in huge amounts of grease and cheese particles, while getting a five kill streak like a fucking pro.

The degenerate’s soldier dies to a sniper three hundred meters away that has a no gender, a purple mohawk, two prosthetic arms, and has black skin color. The disgusting man’s arms go into the air as he shouts incomprehensible nonsense at a fucking game like a child “YOU FUCKITHG BITHCH I THWILL KILLTH YOU NETHXT TIME!” The hundred pounds of fat on his arms jiggle as they’re waved around aimlessly. He respawns only to be instantly killed by the degenerate again, he screams like a fucking autist and slams his $500 headset on the desk which somehow doesn’t break.

Exiting out of the game like a fucking pussy, he instantly opens his “2TB” large porn folders made up entirely of illegally imported hentai from Japan like a fucking degenerate cuck. His one and half inch long wiener instantly grows hard, and gains a millimeter in length. He digs through his disgusting sweat riddled layers of fat worth hundreds of pounds, and fails to find the tiny thumb sized dong. He once again screams like a mentally disabled piece of shit that the lack of oxygen makes the stupid little shit cum in his disgusting cheese covered shorts.

The lack of oxygen plus the incredible orgasm causes his grease filled organ called a heart to stop as he falls through the floor and destroys the foundation like the one ton fuck he was. The entire planet fucking explodes from the sheer weight of the one degenerate it had to hold up for too long, and all nine hundred trillion souls instantly go to hell, except one. It wasn’t all bad, at least their suffering from existence had just ended, with their fat ass ruler being fucking dead n’ all.

Heaven I guess, idk

The degenerate suddenly appears atop a giant cloud like ground, too bad it wasn’t fluffy like it looked. The disgusting monster falls and would have broken it’s face if it weren’t in Heaven at the moment. The thing’s body had shrunken to a more presentable eight thousand tons, if he’d been hollowed out, he could have been used as a small ship for his fucking navy.

“Georgy Zecowsky!” Someone more mighty than the beast had boomed while T-posing. The thing’s neck shattered as it’s head instantly broke physics to meet the face of it’s creator, it hardly cared, more bones had been broken by merely walking. It was god himself, the father of all, yet not the father of anyone because his biology was in nobody’s blood. “Oh my god it’s god, holy fuck.” The slightly more presentable “creature” muttered loud enough that it may as well had been yelling. “DID YOU JUST MUTTER MY NAME IN VAIN YOU DISGUSTING ANIMAL?!” “God” screamed out like a fellow autist in the autism convention.

“Kein Vater, es tut mir leid.” The thing said out loud in Nazi. “Speak in English you nazi fuck!” God said once more. “No father, I am sorry.” He said again in normal fucking person speak. “You are forgiven, but I have another mission for you son, I’m afraid teddy bears have invaded Equestria and have already tried overthrowing the sun’s throne. You must go there and defeat the bears and learn friendship because that last mission was clearly a fucking mistake.” God explained calmly, no longer sounding like a tyrant to be feared. “Yes my father, but can I-” He didn’t get to finish as god did god shit to him “NOW YOU GO MY SON... NOW.” God boomed while everything shook, and shot red lasers at the slightly less overweight degenerate thing. The thing screamed in pain before turning to ash.

???

The thing was still screaming when it made contact with dirt, it broke physics once again to stand up on it’s now extremely strong and well built legs. He looked around wondering why he was no longer being burnt like a fucking jew in a concentration camp. He looked at himself in awe as he found his new body very interesting, so strong, and mighty, it could take on a million soviet conscripts. Flexing, he simply found his undeserved new fucking body so amazing he got hard. The schlong was longer than a horse dick at two feet in length. He was also over ten feet tall like a fucking giant. Instead of being eight thousand tons of disgusting lard, he was eight hundred pounds of pure fucking muscle and power. He was always gifted to be able to summon anything (except god himself) from nothing, to add more weight to the planet.

Looking at a nearby hill, he saw nothing but tiny multi-colored teddy bears carrying a few thousand ponies probably, or maybe it was just two, he couldn’t count. Spawning an American “T95” tank, instead of entering it, he threw the over hundred ton tracked bunker at the tiny bears crushing them into a puddle of rainbow blood. He then ran at a hundred miles per hour and scooped up the two princesses in his no longer disgusting hands, while smearing rainbow blood everywhere. All of the tiny bears were defeated now.

“Oh my god thank you Luke, my hero!” The white one squeaked, only being two feet tall at best. “My name... IS GEORGY little pony.” I replied like a god among simpletons. The blue one giggled “No you’re not Luke, it’s time to wake up.” And I felt light headed and dizzy, until I fell with everything going black.

(Also a little message by your lovely god author, me, this is not the end, not by a long ~~schlong~~ shot :3)