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Me and my fat ass invades Equestria with minecraft powers

by Boof Man
A gay ass bitch tries to destroy Equestria only to almost die, please spare me death

So me and my fat ass kills my oh so nice parents attempting to murder me while playing that fucking block game only 12 year olds played, my house was so beautiful, it was a shame it was all for naught.

For any ya'll retards who can't tell a shitpost from a legitimate piece of art, this is a shitpost, take absolutely nothing written seriously.

I ran out of tags to use, so please don't tell me to add tags I can't add, it'll make me cry.

Oh and someone kill me before you read, I literally lost every functioning brain cell while making this.

Please don't punish me too hard, I'm just a faggot trying to make pony fiction.

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Minecraft
Sex
Suicide / Self Harm
Profanity
Random
Violence
Crossover
Death
Alternate Universe
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
PMO

3243 words: Estimated 16 minutes to read

3 Chapters:

  1. Do you really need Oxygen to live? 2018-12-08 00:08:57 UTC
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  2. What?! You need a brain to live? Hearsay! 2018-12-09 20:41:09 UTC
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  3. Disch a dreem? FUCK OFF, ANYTHING IS REAL IF I TRY HARD ENOUGH! 2018-12-18 02:07:07 UTC
    1082