The Sexual Education of The School of Friendship.

Dearest Starlight Glimmer,

Look, I'm gonna be honest, I'm a sub on occasion, and I had never seen anyone approach anything remotely like the things that were in your class.
I feel uncomfortable with that last sentence, but I don't think I could word it any other way. Your class, albeit, a little concerning at times, turned me into a different dragon. The amount of stress you must've been feeling during those classes! Yet, you still had the courage to go on, even when on the verge of physical collapse! It gave me new life. I wrote this shortly after your class in a students column; "The undeniable stones on Miss Glimmer were intense. It was the most embarrassing, and painfully informative class I have ever taken, and I will remember that for a long time. I mean, people asked me what it was like with the Guidance Counselor, being my teacher and I tell them that "It's like being guided by the gentle hand of a COLOSSUS ROCK MONSTER." She is but a pony, but a dragon no doubt, within. Able to breathe fire at an alarming rate, all-consuming, but in the form of a little bitty pony."

The dragons got off easy, how did YOU manage? You taught us during that tragedy that Pony Sex is THE way to have sex. Look, I'm not saying you cured my fury or anything, but it got a firm kick to the stones. I'm a dragon. Expressing affection. You must know how hard this is. Please understand, I think you are wonderful and my...sympathies.

My stomach turned.

-Faeda

P.S. Sorry about the gum. I didn't chew it but I brought it into class.

Ms Glimmer,

Thanks for keeping us all together, if I had gotten my way, we might have suffered the same fate as some of the staff.
I can't say I'm happy to be alive right now, but I am alive, and I owe that to you.

I also learned that Princess Luna used to masturbate to our tears and Celestia hasn't had sex in thousands of years.
It's one of the few things, that can still bring a smile to my face.

-Wind Rush

Hello,

Do you remember me?

I was the ~~grifg~~griffon.

You made me swallow my gum.
~~You put me~~ you put stars on the board

Faeda brought the gum~~?~~

you said dodham did you like a question

Not me.

-Brunhilda

Okay, here's the thing Ms. Glimmer,

I don't know much about english. I am hoping that you will understand me anyways.
I didn't grow up with much, but me having an education was important to my Madre so she made it happen, and here I am today.
I am forever grateful to your class. In the face of an impending inter-species war, you were teaching us about how Princess Luna masturbates. The cojones on this broad, okay? (I'm sorry for your loss by the way) My madre prays every day for her bro.) But you were like the wind, okay? The way that you were kinda like, stumbling around, like looking like you was dying, was like cute as fuck, okay b? Bouncy and inspiring us through those incredibly painful times, holy shit mama! You were as amazing as a lady, you know?

Oh, by the way, I started doing that thing you said in your class, to my girlfriend shortly after that. I like, really started to step it up. And it brings me much joy now as I know how to please my Mamacita, she like it. Miss Sparkle, I have to be honest, most of the guys were attracted to you in our class, but after THAT, we grew into really important ways of life. Before that class, most guys were like "She the girl to fuck. She the girl to fuck." but after that, we were like "We all wanna marry her bro, move aside hombre, okay dude?"

Just letting you know this, if it's not outta the question. I got a ring, for my girl, can you fit it?

-Juanita Costa Bravo Normalaccentian

Dear Ms Glimmer,

I really don't know if you remember me. I mean, I never spoke up in class or anything. I was holding a job in animal care and didn't know if I should take the time for classes. That being said, I'm so glad that I was going to Friendship University during the Inter-Species war. You were right, there wasn't a place that I would have felt safer than in your care. I am still a little shaken up over what happened with Cloudsdale, but nevertheless: I felt compelled to write you about your class. "It's awkward, but nobody else is going to do it for me." I thought as I left your class with an apocalypse outside, no less. Even in the most dangerous circumstance, our species had experienced, you pressed on... teaching us a Sex Ad class. I felt compelled to put myself out there with confidence thanks to your class.

About you:

-A mare who teaches a class in the midst of a genocidal war

-A mare who exposes classified information to her students because she wants them to know. Even when they bring embarrassment to the throne.

-A mare who had Pony Flu in class and still taught.

-A mare who was secretly holding up an entire third of the entire campus defenses, by herself.

-A mare who taught me what it was like to cum

-A mare who had so much faith that she led us through the darkest of creature times.

-You put faith in us

-You put faith in me

If you could do all that, I can certainly open up to new people and make lasting friendships.

-Gentlehoof Starshine

Honestly Starlight,

You do one thing 5000 years ago and nopony lets you forget it.

Ponies are so stupid sometimes.

Is that mean to say?

Thank you for your actions during the war. Your work was invaluable.

-Celestia

Dearest Aquaintance Starlight Glimmer,

We will see you in your dreams now.

-Luna

Dear Starlight Glimmer. Well this has been a long time coming. But I thought I would it would be appropriate to write around this time of year. The Times I spent at FU, were among the greatest of my life, amidst the worst days of my life and I owe it practically all to you. I NEVER thought, I would see a teacher have the guts to expose Celestia and Luna's PERSONAL SEX DIARIES and LETTERS to us in class?? I mean wow, that takes an extreme amount of courage to approach the subjects that were deemed never to see daylight by Celestia herself! But you did it, (Did you get in trouble?) and that was impactful for me. Because of what you taught, (Sorry you were sick that day by the way, but you were A TROOPER, Miss Glimmer.) After that class, I started approaching sex and speech in a VERY different way, for one: Most of guys won't admit this because it's kinda embarassing but the way you just rapid-fire rattled off your last sexual encounter in tremendous detail, made me rethink getting back on the road to fix my stutter. By the way, most of the guys were pretty stiff by the end, I mean I jacked it right in the bathroom after. I also stopped my cheating ways then and there and started being committed, and you know what, I'm married now. I have my own family and I support them by teaching what you taught me to other ponies and making a pretty nice living off of it, by the way. I'm not rich or anything, but I'm definitely not struggling and my family and I are veeery happy.

Your actions during the war will always be remembered. You kept us safe.

Thanks again, Starlight, you've given me hope for the future and a way to pursue it.

-Slotted Spoon