Hey, everypony! This is so exciting I can't believe I get to teach this class to you! And I don't mean that this is not a serious situation, I mean we're in danger, but I have nooo doubt that Twilight will take care of it, and be back with us soon. But until then...Look, I don't mean to brag, but I definitely know a lot about this specific subject, as I've researched it quite extensively in the expansive archives of our schools, because being close friends and Guidance Counselor to the Princess of Friendship herself Twilight Sparkle, that is the Headmare by the way, I have been able to access the royal archives and get really into the nitty gritty of the secretest things that sex could have to offer, available within our given lifetime, instead of the things that we are used to in sexual society. Now, Miss Sparkle didn't give me the most... specific instructions on how much of this immortality sexual royal archives information I could use, but if I know one thing about Twilight it's her thoroughness, so I'm pretty sure I've covered everything reality has to offer....