The Sexual Education of The School of Friendship.

"Okay students!" Starlight Glimmer said confidently.

She then takes a full minute to hack and cough, it's long enough to where somepony might start to get concerned.

A yak raises a hoof. "Is little Glimmer pony, okay?"

"I am! *wheeze* I'm good. *wheeze* Okay, here we go!" Much to the students' dismay, she starts running in place in a sort of, get up and go, way. Exacerbating her condition.

The students cringe. "Miss Glimmer don't-"

"Whoo!! Now, I'm tired. *hack* *cough*" The silent classroom fills with the sound of wet coughs and the air is a bit uncomfortable. The only one unconcerned with Starlight Glimmer's health, was the mare herself.

A pony raises a hoof.

Starlight holds up a finger, as if to say "one sec" and proceeds to cough for another interminable amount of time, somewhere during this hacking fit the student puts their hoof down. "Oh. No more questions? *cough* I am good, I have a bit of flu, but I am -heugh- okay. I am holding down the..."

Every creature holds its breath.

It sounds like Starlight is about to either lose consciousness or projectile vomit.

A pony is about to raise a hoof. "Holding down the -UGRH-fort while Twilight is gone and-WILL YOU PLEASE *hack hack cough wheeze* STOP CHEWING THAT *cough* GUM!"

A griffin freezes, she swallows her gum.

Starlight uses a hoof to steady herself, she exerted way too much energy...

She looks as if she will faint but forces some words out of her body while sweating profusely. "I. just. hate. when. gum!...................................................................heugh...........................................................................................ughblleh..............................................................................................................Video. day! *wheeze* we......are. going. to. put. on. a. video.........couldsomeone-"

A pegasus with foresight and sympathy to her plight has already sprung into action. She switches on the video that Starlight had prepared.

Some pleasant music plays softly in the background with something on the screen saying "Your Body and You."

Ms. Glimmer, feeling that her duty was for the most part done, collapses as gracefully as she can into her chair, it squeaks in protest while student gives her a bucket.

Starlight buries her face into it, and from within the occupied bucket echoes a - "heugh!"

After which she promptly passes out.

A pony named Slotted Spoon raises a hoof.

A terse pegasus replies. "Who the buck are you raising your hand for dumbass? Our teacher is passed out."

An ass whines in protest.

Slotted Spoon thinks through what he's about to say, out loud. "Now, I am not uhhh, one to, be uh...a member, of like, of the uhhh, complaint... uhm....uh group, for like, this ....uhh school for obvious reasons, but uhhh- like, okay, so it's like....Ms. Glimmer-"

A shy pony speaks up. "Should we go get the nurse?"

The same terse pegasus shoots back at the shy pony and addresses the class. "The nurse is gone, she left this morning! Half of the staff is gone! Like we should be doing! It's been a week, I don't think Twilight is coming back! We need to get out of here!"

Another echo from the bucket fills the classroom. "Twilight IS coming back!" She pulls her head with a little effort out of her vomit catch and addresses the students. Her eyes are horrifying, red, veiny and she looks a few shades paler, but her resolve seems to be stronger.

"Twilight. Is. Coming. Back." She declares with conviction.

The pegasus loses her will to be antagonistic at the horrific sight of Starlight Glimmer's flu-ridden face.

"And I would like every creature to *cough cough* to make no mistake about that! The staff left, *coughcoughcough* because they don't know.."

Starlight takes a deep breath."...what I do! This institution, *cough* is the safest place on this earth to be right now...
Because I don't know if you know, but there a whole lot of creatures out there, right now, who wouldn't mind hurting you or seeing you dead. Twilight did not leave us unprotected, I helped her on the enchantments myself! I don't know about you, but there is no one else I'd rather trust with my life than Twilight Sparkle! I've seen that mare do unprecedented things, things beyond belief or even reason. SHE WILL SOLVE THIS. It's just that...this kind *cough* of problem takes time, *hack* lots of it! But until then, we are going to hold down the last bastion this world has against hatred and intolerance. WE are going to strengthen ourselves for the horribleness pouring in on us from all corners of the world, and put our faith in The Magic of Friendship! Like we always have! And learn about bucking sex!"

A pegasus raises a hoof.

Starlight devolves into another coughing fit but just points to the raised hoof.

"I'm sorry Ms. Glimmer." Said the crying pegasus.

"It's okay." Starlight said, looking the complete opposite of okay. She scrambles to the table with as much intensity as her weak body allows and shuffles through her papers.

With a subdued intensity, she runs her hooves through her mane in frustration, her notes are a jumbled mess and out of order. Her highlights were smudged from her tears and her face was hot.

"So because I can't teach for shit, and apparently I can't keep your mind off the impending doom our world is facing, I'm just going to tell you what it was like the last time I had sex."

A pony raises a hoof.

"No questions, this is a lecture!"

He rescinds.

Starlight Glimmer finds her footing and takes a deep breath, holding back a cough as she did. Her eyes are red, her skin is pale and her breathing is labored.

"He was an attentive lover and his butt was so amazing that I drooled when I looked at it. He treated my pussy well. Carefully slow with my clit so as not to overstimulate and to increase the number of orgasms I could take before exhaustion. He worshipped my body like a bucking sculptor, he labored intensely over every inch of me with his hooves and mouth, leaving no stone unturned. With the attention that he paid to my body, it was impossible to miss any one of my erogenous zones and whenever he encountered a spot that I particularly like, he would press a hoof to it and say "found one" cocky colt, this one. So by the time he was done, I was practically begging for his cock, because I'm a mare who doesn't like to wait for things, as you all well know! I asked him over and over to fuck me like the dirty mare I was, but he refused and insisted on eating out my damned pussy instead. After which, I asked him to fuck me again but he persisted and proceeded to kiss, like, bite and suck and breathe on every inch of my thighs that didn't belong directly to my vagina and I was pissed because by now, a pool had formed under my fucking hips and ruined my sheets but I was moaning and writhing too much to protest. He made biting sounds with his teeth near my vagina, which sounds odd but you had to be there trust me, it was really hot. As soon as he got to my vagina, after taking his fucking time, he kissed my labia and I about creamed myself. All the teasing and sloppy kisses had made my pussy beyond slick, and even his gentle peck of a kiss brought a string of my juices trailing from his mouth to my pussy when he pulled back and told me that I was "his beautiful toothpaste tube." Which I thought was incredibly cute, but in hindsight, I think it was just because he was treating my pussy like a sentient queen. After he was done kissing my slit, he let his tongue sit on my pussy, and I was begging for him to do something else, bucking my hips wildly in an attempt to get him to fuck me or just for Celestia's sake, lick my clit. Which he got to admittedly, but not before circling my labia majora with his godly tongue, teasing me ever more and I started to feel a lingering heat build-up inside my pussy and at the base of my clit. He stopped and kissed me on the lips. I pushed his head back down and told him to, "Eat." He obeyed me but not before giving me one more, long lingering lick starting at my taint, up through my slit, and ending on my clit with a gentle flick of his tongue. I came. After which he sloppily kissed every inch of my pussy, being sure to let me know how good I tasted and how much he adored me while I told him to "fucking shut up, you wonderful pony." He paid little attention to my clit at first, mainly focusing on literally consuming my juices which after just cumming for the first time, felt like heaven. He worked his way up my marehood and eventually got back to my clit, he spent a little time making circles around my clit with his tongue while using the edge of his hoof to tease my entrance and I came again. A little harder this time, so he backed off a tiny bit and set his tongue again on my pussy, which felt, fucking good after another orgasm, not too much stimulation just...like AGH! So good. This colt, wasn't even fucking done. He slowly built me up two more times and made me cum so hard that I had to be left alone for a second, while he confidently put on a condom, because as old as I am, I am not ready for kids. But more on that later, because when he mounted me, I could feel his cock twitch with excitement, and he pushed the tip against my clit. I now refer to that as the clit-kiss...Ahem but anyways, he started to push inside me, and because I had cum about 5 times already, it slipped right in and I immediately felt him fill me up, but he fit like a glove so I unexpectedly came again. He was gentle but hungry as he pushed his beautiful dick inside me, and I was reduced to a moaning groaning mess as I told him how good it felt. At this point, he wouldn't shut up, which was great because I love it when somebody talks dirty to me, but he also spoke tenderly and told me that I was a princess, which if I was at all coherent during these moments I would've scoffed at, but I enjoyed the sentiment. He took his own pace when sliding in and out of me so as to fuck up my walls with endurance! He had a problem with endurance, so he let me know that he was just going to take it slow at first. Which I was fine with because, I don't think after that many orgasms I could've handled being fucked hard. And he did, he took his own pace and it was so cute when he was about to cum, but pulled out and started kissing me until he could continue. He was so sweet and tender, look safe sex and all that but I wanted this colt unsheathed, so I used my mouth to take off his condom and told him to stick it in raw, which he wasn't a fan of, but I was insistent. He stuck it in, and came right away. But the way that he clutched my body while emptying his cum inside me is something I still think about on lonely nights. He collapsed onto the very wet bed and I laid back as happy as a clam, with his cum leaking from my pussy. Sooner than I thought though, he was ready for round two, and mares, did he ever fuck up my little pony walls. I came more because he took it on himself to occasionally stimulate my clitoris when fucking me. He would stop and pull my mane every once in a while and call me his "wonderful mare" which wasn't that dirty but I liked it. He fucked me so hard that night. I think we went until morning. I came A LOT probably like..10 times or something, I lost count at one point. He wasn't big, big surprise, not many colts are if you've seen a lot of them, but he used his cock like a champ and made me cum more times than any lover previous, who all, by the way, had giant dicks and no sense of foreplay. His girth fit me nicely and his length was not too long! Just hoo very nice. We kissed and made love until morning and he left. I was heartbroken because he was not mine, he was another mare's. But hey, my life goes on! I continue to live! We are going to continue to live. That is exactly what. We....will...That concludes our lesson today and class is dismissed."

Starlight Glimmer collapsed. Feverish and having bigger coughing fits than before.

The shy pony, blushing madly spoke. "We need to get her some help." The shy pony rushed to her side, and felt her forehead with her hoof.

A pony raises his hoof.

The shy pony, looks around not knowing if the raised hand was for her. "Um...yes?"

"We need a second."