A Series Of Unfortunate Eventual One-Shots

Drip.

Discord smiles gleefully.

-shivers-

"Do the audience a favor Pinkie Pie, spare us the pretense. Take it..."

-wetfrazzles-

..

"Take it, and hold it above you Pinkie, it's pretty big after all."

..

Pinkie Pie takes Discord's umbrella and shields herself from the rain.

It is too late, Pinkie is one, wet pony. She thought herself liable to catch a teensy, weensy uber-squeensy cold. If there's one thing Pinkie knew, she was soaked to the bone, and she was blushing from Discord's gesture. Who knew that Discord, of all creatures, could be such a cutie patootie, Pinkie mused mildly. She couldn't be any more in love than when the 7th time Discord spoke her name. His voice oozed of sex and cunning.

"Pinkie..." He whispered. His voice were Pop Rocks to her ears.

To Discord, it was this;

A time to really get some miles in on Pinkie's Pie. What a delicious little treat somone had left for him to slither to. Celestia and the others were getting careless and thus he could make a few mistakes of his own. But make no mistake on this; he had seduced far more resilient creatures than Earth Ponies. Discord could utter things that would make the common mare lose her sanity, and Pinkie would know, he nearly destroyed hers several times, just for fun.

To Pinkie's delight.

The mere thought of such destruction and energetic chaos turned Pinkie's tummy with yummies.

"I could you know. Make you go crazy with arousal, it wouldn't be your fault at all. I'll tell Celestia that it was my doing, what's the worst that could happen? You're completely safe, my little pony. No consequences! How's that for a party Pinkamena??" He finishes with a slither, salivating for the kill. His paw is primed and reveal some idly threatening claws. He gently scratches Pinkie's chin, before before running them through Pinkie's 'curly whirlies.'

His claws are agonizedly pressed against her torso. Making her squeal in delight.

"Oops, I forgot about the rain." Discord coos , before dipping Pinkie into a kiss. The rain suddenly falls at the moment their lips connect.

Draconequus and pony liberally sharing the taste of bittersweet chocolate betwixt their lips.

Pinkie drips with perspiration and rainwater, which is consequently, chocolate milk.

Discords beard trickles along Pinkie sides. The chocolate is everywhere, the air is moist with pheremones and with a reptilian sensuality he hisses. He wraps his tongue around Pinkie's neck, his venom dripping with want. Misshapen, his parts begin to erect, pulsing with virility, a hard white against the mess of chocolate and pheromones in the air. Pinkie's legs tinged with excitement, shaking involuntarily.

"So how about it Pinkie." A Discord formed of chocolate rises and hungrily sticks a talon in Pinkie's mouth. She immediately began to suck and swallow the delicious, sticky, chocolate. "I know you want it." Another clone emerges, his member is erect and drips with spunk. The one and only Discord, whispers into her ear with voracity. "After all, this isn't our first time."

Pinkie moans and pashes Discords talons of all chocolate, only nodding her head in approval. "Mmhmm." She marshmallows brightly amidst the gentle sucking of his digits.

"So how did that beginning go again? Was it, I dipped a-"

He penetrates her cocoa frosted, wet pussy. Her juices were flowing. Where her arousal and the chocolate met, Discord slipped in with a sweet and slimy slick. He leaves his mark on her with his saliva, and it gently steams. Amidst the heat, Pinkie is crazy with pleasure. They begin to buck amidst a rhythm of a ticking clock and his pulsating member stimulates her inner walls. Her labia is soaked and coats him with her ponyhood.

All because of a poetry contest. Discord, you sly anything-but!